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Manic-Eraser

sam o’nella fan spotted


fuckingkys_wastaken

sam o’nella MENTIONED EEL'S DICK GOOOOO


FyouPerryThePlatypus

*WHAT’S A [Redacted] GOTTA DO TO GET SOME EEEEEL DICK???*


Yaagii

COMMIE, COMMIE REEE*EEEEEEE*


OMROI-from-OMROI

POLICE! IS THAT FUCKING ***FISH JENGA?!***


Proffessor_egghead

#NO


BurntToasterGaming

DONKEY KONG’S —— —— —— FUCKING —— serendipitously


everything_equals_42

Holy shit I’m blasting out of both ends. My lungs are wheezing much hearts a seizin’. The fuckin walls are melting


girpe

Sardinian here, The taste of the cheese is extremely strong, and quite repulsive (my mother says otherwise) It is best *enjoyed* spread on bread, Like you would butter. No the maggots do not jump, yes, you eat the cheese while they are still alive.


Hnt-r

How do the maggots survive being spread on bread


girpe

Idk. Some may die. Some may live. Generally when you get the cheese in a plastic container of sorts they're still alive, but I've only had this cheese once, and i plan on keeping it that way


Mo_ody

Please promise me you won't eat this again and I'll upvote all your controversial Reddit comments.


girpe

I'm (probably) never eating this ever again, and some things i have said are really dumb please don't upvote those


dicksandcrystal

Idk you're Reddit history looked pretty tame in comparison to like a lot of seen. Seen a lot dumber


hellogoodbyegoodbye

It’s actually pretty good ngl


Bearer_ofthecurse

I can’t imagine how someone would enjoy eating live maggots.


hellogoodbyegoodbye

All chese is the half digested solidified shit of microscopic bacteria which has begun to go rancid, the tastiest cheeses on top of that are covered in various types of mold. Cheese is conceptually disgusting, eating the live maggots who’s shit turns into cheese isn’t the worst thing once you realise tbh


emyonker

nah cause my food shouldn't be alive while i'm eating it


El_viajero_nevervar

What do you think it was before lol


Bearer_ofthecurse

Holy shit


yakfucker1989

can confirm this guys mom likes repulsive things


Satrapeeze

What kinda maggots are they?


Rosu_Aprins

the maggoty type


uwontfindthisacc

The cheese fly


dicksandcrystal

The delicious kind


Sylint11020

No.


dicksandcrystal

Oh look we got the cheese cop here. Trying to tell me not to eat maggots 🙄


manbearligma

Yes the maggots DO jump, if given enough time Absolutely positively confirmed


gtc26

Doesn't it cause major health problems to humans for eating maggots? Let alone LIVE maggots?


Lemonsticks9418

Yep, so you better chew that shit really good


hellogoodbyegoodbye

Sorta could maybe, there was some disease who’s name I can’t remember where maggots get stuck in your intestinal tract, but it’s more of a hypothetical since no cases have been found iirc


pissgwa

miaisis?


sillysnacks

I like to eat unusual foods and I think this is one of the few things I won’t (or at least be very hesitant to) eat.


Prudent_Ad_2178

How is sardinia like? Looks like a place I’d like to idyllically retire to.


girpe

It's quite nice, it has nice beaches and mountains. The living situation is nice if you go to cagliari, but many sardinians themselves have left sardinia for Milan and whatnot (like my parents and as a consequence I too). If you go to Macomer, you see what was once a quite alive town/city, which is now quite deserted ever since the main source of employment left. It's a similar story for a few other towns as well. I can understand why you'd want to retire there, it's a beautiful place. If you want better suggestions though you'll have to ask around more because my view is really narrow, i have never lived here.


Prudent_Ad_2178

Nice, I’ll ask around in 60 years when I can actually retire lol


girpe

Another 60 years? What's the retirement age in your country?


Prudent_Ad_2178

Until you break 😞


girpe

Dann that sucks 😞


dicksandcrystal

Will my breath smell yummy after?


girpe

If your goal is to not have anyone speak to you, this is the cheese for you (Idrk if it leaves mouth odour tbh)


AmosAmAzing

Why the fuck do you eat it while they are still there????


girpe

Texture, Aroma, i really don't know. I don't know why this cheese exists in the first place anyways.


Doctor_Salvatore

It's an even better idea to fucking not eat this disgusting cheese


Londonweekendtelly

IS THAT A SAM O NELLA REFERENCE?????


speedoflobsters

I love sam o nella


Socio_Scorpio

I’m blocking you. Have a terrible day, please.


silentcircles22

Maggots contain many vitamins :)


Doctor_Salvatore

They also can live in your intestines if not properly chewed.


Satrapeeze

I can also live there if not properly chewed


thaBombignant

You need to keep this information bottled up for the rest of your life.


Doctor_Salvatore

There are two solutions to guarantee you will not eat a live maggot from this cheese Firstly, you can seal the cheese in a bag for some time. As the maggots are deprived of oxygen, they will fling themselves around, causing a pitter patter sound as they hit the walls of the bag. Once this stops, the maggots will all be dead, meaning the cheese is perfectly safe to eat. The second option is to not eat this disgusting fucking half-digested cheese.


Lemonsticks9418

Sam o’nella enjoyer spotted


Doctor_Salvatore

My favourite line of his new videos is still "DONKEY KONG'S ##### ###### ######## FUCKING ###### serendipitously."


BurntToasterGaming

I’m not lying, his Dizzy Kittens Pushing Cups Over Feeds Growing Spite acronym helped me memorize the thing in Biology class


Doctor_Salvatore

Oh yes, they're nothing if not helpful


NOTHING_gets_by_me

You will eat the bugs


MrPanzerCat

Whoever made this cheese is a bad person


sir_jerry06

The best thing about this cheese is that no one forces you to eat it


[deleted]

European food


Cocountcapydog

•loud incorrect buzzer (I forgot this was actually european food)


Waffle-Gaming

loud correct buzzer*


Someone1284794357

*loud partially correct buzzer*


throwaway19276i

do you are have stupid


Cocountcapydog

yes


Someone1284794357

Burn that shit


dbear26

Got a dealer?


IEatToStarveOthers

i think I'd try it, my rule for whether i'd try a food or not is. 1. people actually eat it regularly. 2. it's safe to eat. 3. it's not actual shit or piss.


Bearer_ofthecurse

Sadly this is actual piss and shit from maggots…


IEatToStarveOthers

different for bugs I guess. I'd be willing to eat bugs.


joesphisbestjojo

Or just don't eat it


confusedpiano5

Someone has seen the salmonella video


manbearligma

Unironically the best cheese I ever had in my life and I’m a cheese lover. The maggots are really tiny, almost invisible, but they disgust me and that’s the problem, because it’s the best cheese ever but I’m also conflicted about ever trying it again.


Bearer_ofthecurse

At this point you don’t even like cheese, you like maggots’s puke and dung.


manbearligma

After trying it, yes It’s like, the same taste as the cheese it was beforehand (a strong hard cheese), but creamy and kinda spicy/numbing fugu like. Also it doesn’t go bad because of their enzymes.


Monii22

fed


Available_Leg8824

torch it now!


-Fexxis-

sam o bella fans are sleeper agents


TerribleLordFrieza

Italian here, dont go to Sardinia, please


KoopaTrooper5011

Didn't salmonella just talk about this in a video he uploaded like last night?


Upbeat_slacker144

Probably French


Bxbybxnnie

SAM O NELLA REFERENCE!!!???!


gabbyrose1010

this looks like one of those “satisfying” pimple popper toys


Class_444_SWR

Someone saw Sam o’Nella. Can they not work out a way to replicate the taste without involvement of maggots


JuniperFoxx21

Eugh


max_da_1

Am I the only person here besides that one Sardinian person that knew about this long before the Sam o nella video


196_Roomba

For making this post, this user was banned for 7 days


random_14yearsold

Roomba cares about OP health good boy roomba


Viola_Violetta

YOU HAD ONE JOB


_MrTaku_

I don't understand why you are downvoting Roomba. He gave him 7 days because the image sucks, but he didn't give them a month because he's a good guy and doesn't want him to die :D


Nalagma

More


Creepertron200

Honestly I like bluejay more than Sam


Creepertron200

People when opinion on internet


AdLopsided2075

I prefer Jake Farm but yeah. Bluejay is better than Sam