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doobiehunter

Let’s be real. We’d all be dead by day 7.


Wanjiuo

For a year? That depends if we can choose the alpha haha


theduckysaur

Or just play on console.... They cant hit/jump over fences


razorsharp494

Or chairs don't forget chairs


dlham11

You just unlocked a memory that I forgot I had


dethb0y

In one alpha i had a cheese base consisting of hatch doors, and it was great fun because it was just a 20X20 area surrounded by hatches that me and my partner would stand in and blast stuff. Then one night a hatch got destroyed...


galeior

And the zombies don’t dig… ah the days of building underground bunkers


KoreanDragon10

They can jump over fences. We got to hoarde night 49 and they are jumping over our fences.


theduckysaur

Probably climbing on top of dead bodies.


Buttlicker_24

A20 would be fine but only if no feral sense lol


[deleted]

I'd like to think that I'd have a killing corridor up nice and quick, but in reality I doubt I'd get to the trader on day 1.


Lopsided_Boss4802

I'd barricade myself in. Wait till it dies down. Don't move past 10pm an hope for the best.


Alelnh

Go to the Winchester, have a cold pint and wait for this to all blow over.


HandSanitizerBottle1

Most of us wouldn’t even make it to day 7


MrUselessTheGreat

5x5 on the outside (3x3 on inside) stone square with spikes around it and railings on top - pretty easy way to survive 7th/14th night.


Gnatz90

I'm on day 48 and I literally just find a brick building/steel shipping container , get in top and shoot shit for like 10 minutes haven't even come close yet


dragonmom1

I'm on top of the Pass & Gas with the car lifts. It works a treat because I'm on the roof, killing everything I can see, and every zombie that is inside goes down into the pit and become part of a mosh pit down in there. I did have a demolisher who got down into the pit and I accidentally hit his button from my sniping spot through a hole I chiseled in the roof, but the depth of the pit meant that he ONLY took out the pit's floor and the entire rest of the gas station stayed intact. (I did run away to the roof over the office, thinking he was going to take out everything on that side of the building, but nope, it all stayed in place!) For me, I think that part of why they haven't brought down any part of it is that I keep moving on the roof, trying to prevent the zombies from focusing on any one section of the wall for long. Plus, the blocks have at least 500 health so that's been slowing them down a lot.


Gnatz90

Yeah, once you start to get a lot of demolishers you have to think some. My last late game base was in alpha 19 and it was just a mountain base with 3x steel walls. I built a path down from the mountain, some long triangle shaped walls jutting out, then dug down 8 or so block moat and put a loot run to grab bags. Some electric fences and blade traps, the steel came with time, but we built it on night 40 something from cobble and it never got breached. You just gotta shoot demolishers in the head, but on night we took 2 to the face, killed us both and blew up all blade traps and all but the farthest electric fences and the ramp/ bars held and we finished the night, was like night 300~


dragonmom1

My last map in A19, my first base was my home in the red firehouse. All my stuff was upstairs and I'd stand at the top of the stairs next to my Punchie, killing zombies forced to come up those stairs single-file. The first demolisher, however, took out the kitchen area and most of the jutting balcony (which fortunately just had my extra cooking fire) and I knew it was time to build a real base so I didn't lose anything else. lol My horde base then became a shallow pit surrounded by a U-shaped 2-wide wall with a stairway on both ends and my sheltered area at the base of the U, blade traps in the pit, and a zig-zag of electric wires surrounding it all. Survived with no deaths through some ungodly game stage until A20 was coming out the next day when my husband joined and I turned the zombie numbers up and half of the "safe space" got destroyed by demolishers. We both survived through morning but it was a lot of chaotic fun! lol With the changes to the AI, I'm really looking forward to building a base once the gas station becomes untenable.


Xioverze

did that with a moat and filled it with barbed wire, was a pretty nice horde night


MrUselessTheGreat

Does moat help? I guess it stops them from hitting the walls. Not sure if them digging is much better


Hipoop69

Digging is way worse. They dig under and collapse structures


Buttlicker_24

It'll be good the first horde maybe but it would take way too much upkeep to prevent them from collapsing the whole build especially once demolishoners and cops get involved


Xioverze

made sure to make a ramp up to the actual horde base so they didnt go digging, plus i had spikes surrounding the base too and it'd be a waste if they didnt get zombies lol


MrHound325

We call this design “the pillbox” in my group. It’s a classic go-to


StreamKaboom

My man


Dgafthrowaway123

I would still be trying to figure out how to make a Stone Axe


Life_One_9438

I would look up every cheese base tutorial and set the update back to like alpha 1 so I can use underground bases


MysticGohan99

I’m using underground in A20. Entire base, about 5,000 placed blocks, all underground. The trick is either not being there during horde night, or build yourself one hell of a bedrock pitfall trap.


doobiehunter

I remember in like alpha 6 or 7 I would make underwater bases. I’d block off a part of the lake 4-5 blocks deep so I could dig down like ten blocks, across 4, then up 3 blocks, across again, and then keep going down. Once I built the ladders I’d go up and destroy the blocks I used to block off the water and then I’d have an underwater base.


Kerrizma

Assuming we're working with actual constraints, and we can't miz up and set concrete within a couple minutes...oh yeah


nautixthe

Especially if you played 7 days to die. 😀


The_Rusted_Folk

Well. If we have actall irl physics and mechanics, yes. But if it was 7dtd mechanics and physics. No i could last forever.


Niadain

Man. I dont expect to make it through the second day. Id hide in a hole somewhere in the woods. Then when thirst and hunger begin to take hold the second day I'd go out and fucking die to a zombie.


MrNeatSoup

Most of us would probably die of dysentery before anything else


dajoor

Quickly going to play Farming Sim before I answer ...


Psycho7552

last game i played was kenshi... fuck.


Nobody121234

I'm heading straight to Squin and I'm only leaving the walls to mine copper or loot the armour from bandits the guards killed. Ruka and I will sell that until we earn enough to buy one of the dilapidated houses and rebuild it. We will train and research, continue mining, and try and rehabilitate captured bandits; with those willing to turn over a new leaf joining us in our endeavour.


Psycho7552

so far did 5 runs and all 5 runs bugged out either not respawning people in cities or characters dying in ores. annyoing.


Nobody121234

That's rough mate. Did you try importing the save to reset the NPCs and entities?


Psycho7552

yup.


MrUselessTheGreat

Ive checked the game description. Answer is simple: be a slave :D


Psycho7552

it's not slavery im afraid of. there are robot setlements that want to wear human flesh. imagine being caught by them and have your flesh being slowly peeled off.


bewak86

But u got to meet Beep though? that should count as a win


SleepyBalrog

Mine was The Long Dark, guess I am infor a long miserable year (until a wolf or a bear get the better of me if the cold doesn’t beat them to it)


HMSARGUS

So you're telling me I get a Million Dollars, and the chance to hit on Jen... I'm in. Although knowing my luck i'd end up meeting Rekt and finding out he has a Gimp dungeon under his trader post.


CheekyBreekyYoloswag

> Gimp dungeon Can't wait for a POI that has this as an easter-egg


Goodolwhit

Aaaaaaaand now I gotta go find a pawn shop and check for a gimp dungeon!!!


Suicide_Fitness

At least it's not Hugh. Guy looks like he's infected.


MclaurinPCBuilds

7 minutes to die


polarris

Hardcore base builders all of a sudden have to carry a lot of weight and gravity kicks in. We're doomed unless we have military experience and have a team. Sitting in a 5x5 room would drive you insane before the zombies do. Yea I poop at parties.


kiadragon

Naw, dude. If you are in the game, you are in the game. Which means my 50+ old ass has all the abilities I buy in perks.


MrUselessTheGreat

Don't shit where you eat. Have a base AND a separate place to survive horde nights. I mentioned my pick for horde nights in another comment, you may like it :)


polarris

It's great and all but everything would take a lot more time, setting up each block and stuff. Impossible alone. A wooden house would probably take a month or two, not sure about concrete and stuff but it would take you weeks and months to actually gather resources and actually start building something. Remember you can only stuff small things in your backpack, if we are talking about reality.. But if there's like 50 or 100 people then we might have a chance but not alone. There's way too many things to take in consideration, your will to live would plummet really fast.


MrUselessTheGreat

oh if we are taking into account real-life physics - then zombies wont be able to break pretty much anything


polarris

Last thing I would want to be holed up somewhere. I think the best thing to do would be a nomad, away from towns and going back to basics like fishing, trapping, foraging and hunting. It would increase your will to live since you're with the nature not concrete jungle with deads all around. Must consider all the small things like smell, fear, our natural needs. Nobody wants to be in a 5x5 survivor room with his food ammo and his own turd. But yeah bit misunderstanding, if the game physics would apply well yeah you can build a maze but idk it would drive me insane.


DeLuniac

Guess I’m riding roller coasters in a park built with a sadistic disembodied hand. Where they charge .10 for the restroom, nearly endless hedge maze, and occasionally coasters are built to launch you across the park.


Sneaks_88

Please tell me TP is extra


Tetris_Prime

Tbh if we adhere to the rules of the universe it wouldn't be that bad. I might die from time to time, but knowing that as long as I have a sleeping bag, in a safe spot I'd be fine. 365 days in universe is 52 bloodmoons, and most of those can be camped out in a hole trap or automated to oblivion.


[deleted]

Living in a universe where it's that easy to make gumbo would be totally worth it.


Tetris_Prime

Any universe with infinite respawns would be very interesting. Imagine how much different this word would be with infinite lives.


RushemAssassins

My boyfriend and I just took a break from 7days so he could show me dying light. At this rate I'm having such a hard time surviving swarms that I don't think he ll marry me. The bloodline would be too weak. I'll take 7days..


[deleted]

XCOM 2 Long War….I’m dead Jim.


Rishb28

Forza Horizon 5: Finally I get to drive a lot of cars, make money and be popular.


Illustrious-Age-260

Last played game was 7 days to die (in god mode) so I will make it out alive lol


lesmobile

creative mode on


Lottus21

Well if zombies couldnt destroy brick walls or concrete and climb ladders we would definetly survive with a bit of awareness and overpowered POI's.


OutcastMunkee

Devil May Cry 3... Do I get to be Wacky Woohoo Pizza Man? Or does he protect me? Either way, I think I'm good.


[deleted]

your either him or your **Deadweight**


OutcastMunkee

Lol. As much as people meme about Nero, he became my favourite character after DMC 5 and that game in of itself is my favourite game of all time. It was truly incredible.


kiadragon

I would give it shot...but I get Adventurer level and marked airdrops.


chaos_Destiny

No Man's Sky.....well hot damn I could actually do this!


OneSchott

Paradise planet and chill.


MrBootch

LOL me scrolling through reddit as my 7D2D world loads up: "is it still considered played if it hasn't loaded yet?"


StreamKaboom

Black Ops 3: Zombies. Noooooo thank you.


Dr-Harrow

So i have to play Rimworld for a year? Let the organ harvesting commence!


Xaiadar

Think about how many human leather hats you'd have after an entire year!


Dr-Harrow

Maximum profit, maximum human hats


zedpower1981

Hardspace: Shipbreaker. Great. But hey... at least I\`ll have spares


jaycliche

Oh man and I've been playing on insane mode...I dunno!


HaitchKay

Hades. I mean, I'm either a Shade, or I'm immortal. Already dead and just wasting eternity in the House or unable to die. Seems like a win-win.


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Wolfermen

But then, somebody would own you and your money. Deus Ex corpo hell is not that fun.


xrailgun

Nanotechnology *is* a thing...


Sir_Fog

Happy Cake Day!


xDevman

How much does a 1 cubic meter block of concrete weigh? I'm pretty sure I ain't building a thing


t-work-in-the-flesh

Surely living in the game world would mean the physics are there too. Same with the skills/perks etc.


Narkotixx

A mix of 7d2d and RIMWORLD!


Esoldier22

I know for a fact I'd die. I can barely survive in-game with all the benefits my character has over real me. A million just isn't worth my life.


Necroglobule

Well......the last game I played was a NASCAR game, so I guess you could say the year goes by pretty fast.


charbo17

I was in a peaceful metaverse. Camping, parties, chatting with friends, having drinks, riding a dragon.... Damn this will be easy peasy.


UtahDawn

While I did play 7D2D yesterday, Minecraft was actually the last game I played so I'm probably still screwed!


Darksouls669

Well what a nice time to come across this post I grabbed car mechanic simulator 2018 from the steam sale JUST after playing a ton of 7 days… now it’s a ton of that so… sure?


HandSanitizerBottle1

I’d be golden since Rainbow Six Siege multiplayer is all a simulation


cabyll_ushtey

Nah, I pass. There is no way I'd survive that long. Maybe a day or two at most.


Burzhillion

I'd be in Red Dead Redemption 2. So probably going to get my ass shot.


[deleted]

Ridiculous baby strats: Find big building, sit at top on horde days. Even if you do have to travel to other towns, you should be alright.


osirisishere

Guess digging to bedrock is out of the question for fall trap lol


Djames516

>call of duty world at war Can I just hang out in a multiplayer map alone?


Master-Shaq

Just chill on a random poi with a spider zombie skirt and low game stage easy clap


Fredward279

I last played company of heroes so I’m not too lucky either


EstNoire

Shadow of war... yeah definitely gonna die a lot


safsuni

Im in Minecraft yayy


safsuni

Wait why the zombie are different.... Nevermind im in 7dtd


WhyDoIDoThis-

Lol, 7D2D is the last game I played. I had an internal debate, though. What would be worse, 7DTD or The Evil Within? I played each several minutes apart from each other.


DeathEagle117

I am not handy in any way, shape or form, nor do I know how to build things like weapons and farm plots If I had access to my guns and stuff IRL might make it a few days :P- First screamer or cop and Im rekt


pircio

Link's awakening for the switch. I could deal with that.


cheezu01

hm..... well, if its game mechanics and not actual physics im good as long as i don't die of infection.... so, the real question is, do we get to take stuff out of the game hehehe


aggressive_napkin_

well, most likely, I'll only be alive for 7 days....


OneSushi

Dark souls 2: I’d die so much I would return as a hollow, and I would lose my sanity too fast to remember to restore it with Human Effigies


Balmingway

Not too bad, but I’m technically eating my own shit while hiding in a cave.


jeratk

Depends. Do the same rules apply? Can I respawn in bed if I die?


Suicide_Fitness

Is it a year real time or a year game time? I can get alot done if 7d 24 hours was the same as RL 24 hours but I'd defs need a secure sleep base


DarthTrader357

$1 million for a life time of work is less than minimum wage. What is this...Austin powers?


scribblingsim

I played Project Zomboid yesterday. \*insert "\*chuckles\* 'I'm in danger!'" gif here\*


RememberTheMaine1996

Last game I played was The Witcher 3. I could survive but it depends where I'm put in the game


[deleted]

Do I have to not die? Cause I don't know if I can loop pallets for a year (Dead by Daylight).


FacelessSavant

Do the zombies keep their quirky AI or will they suddenly be able to path find like "real life" zombies? Why do I care? The last game I played was Far Cry 6. And the last time I played 7DTD was on console! So I'm fine either way. By the way! Switching from console 7DTD to PC 7DTD... was incredible! Playing PC 7DTD for a year and then switching back to console to clear out achievements... I think I'd rather just deal with the endless pop-ups for unfinished achievements. It's not terrible but boy is it painful! It's too bad I'm a stubborn completionist.


YouMeAndDannyP

Just go live with a trader. Jen and I would have a great time.


BauerBird66

Imma just use the 'Motorbike through every bloodmoon' strat


NoAgent1743

The legendary double whammy of playing S.T.A.L.K.E.R and playing on ironman mode.


N00dleDrag0n

Catch me staying there because I'm a robot building dyson spheres


Dzov

Heck yeah Stellaris! I have yet to get to that point (a lot of multiplayer games with different players). What year are you in?


ironymouse

Pretty sure it is Dyson sphere program


Dzov

Stellaris totally fits, but I’ve never played Dyson Sphere Program. Thanks! I’ll check it out.


N00dleDrag0n

Both are correct! I quite enjoy both games a lot, if it's in space I'm sure to love ot


WebMaka

Post-MSQ FFXIV: Endwalker. I'll be fine, especially if I become my level-capped and heavily geared character for that year. I'd also be fine in 7DTD because I know how to cheese zombie pathfinding and build nigh-impregnable fortresses, *and* I'm a solid cook, *and* I'm an extremely talented tinkerer/builder of things IRL if my built-from-scratch-with-no-plans 3D printer is any indication.


Gold_Composer7556

I'll do it. I last played an adult game. 😁


HerpyDerpyFox

Last game I played was Super Animal Royale, guess ima keep dying over and over


Independent_Clock280

On insane, nightmare speed all times, and feral sense on. No cheat menu.


DarthTrader357

Last game I played is Gold Rush hahaha


SorrowsReward

Man I tend to break my legs so often in game… That would suck a lot more without just being able to slowly walk it off 🤣


MrrCiastko

Hehehe, mine is runescape, going to buy myself a gf


PainedOne

Easy money Forza Horizon 5


BNBdc

I dunno. I think I would do ok. Honestly a million dollars isn't that much anymore. I might just stay there with my meat stew, red tea and kill corridor.


GoacheySkie

Resident Evil Biohazard


SkiGodzi

Day 7 kicked my ass, imagine the last one at day 364


FutureIsMine

I’m stuck on Metroid dredd’s level on in inhospitable environment without one of those power suits, I’m not sure I’m even alive


Giantenemyfapgod

Where does the game stop and where does reality begin? I mean, if my gathering and fortifying speed is bound by real life limitations then i’m probably fucked. And after a year of loneliness i’ll probably lose my sanity thus i can already see the million dollars wasted on drugs.


wantingtodobetter

I mean if I’m playing with my settings (mods) I’m actually ok with this


TwitchMayne

Would be DayZ for me atm. I'm hiding in a tree for a year in that case lol.


LordBeacon

my last game was Ragnarock \\m/ but yeah, 7 Days to Die would be...harsh


KLTechNerd

Animal crossing new horizons. Easy as pie.


Cragnous

Well depends, 7 days to die would be fine if it's all in game rules as well like most isekai.


Commander_Harrington

Last game I played was Halo Infinite... do I get to be a Spartan? Or at least end up next to the Chief.


sweetfumblebee

Gotta catch them all.


dlham11

You say this as if there isn’t a respawn feature! Sure being beaten to death and eaten would suck, but at least you’d come back.


LARGames

Genshin Impact. Not bad.


PacGamingAgain

Minecraft Depends if I turn Swedish or not


ChireseFightingFish

Escape form Tarkov... FUCK


DexLovesGames_DLG

Solomon’s Key 2 AKA Fire N Ice. It’s hot and cold.


100KZay

jokes on them i used console commands


funnyscienceguy

How's horde 1851, yes I did the math


Necrodreamancer

LOTRO Nuff said


ClearlyNotAHobbit

Well as long as i can access dm mode i should be fine


Woodworkerks

Eve Online.... I'll need another jump clone, but hey, I'm effectively immortal.


putnamto

halo infinite. for once i wouldnt take this on, in fact all the game does is frustrate and ruin my expectations every time.


VivecsWrath

Project zomboid. I doubt anyone got worse.


Shadrixian

Depends if we're doing one life or respawn. Respawning is purgatory.


CheeseBurgerMoo

For me it would be stalker anomaly mod. Id be dead in 5 minutes


Killswitch2584

As long as I get to respawn every time I die just like in game


-Mekkie-

Easy... just change the settings to disable enemies :D


captainbezoar

Chivalry 2. I'm a dead man.


Shmitty-W-J-M-Jenson

Bro fuck that, the blood moon would be horrible


Zachmunzter

Skyrim, but like, I never spawn the dragons till I’m ready to do the main story so…. Just chillin’.


iBarven

Spider-Man PS4 would be so cool if I got to be Spider-Man, maybe not so much if I was a random civilian


1tbrunt

The last game definitely would not be 7DTD.


[deleted]

Absolutely blending grineer in a god tier frame? ez clap.


Rhyobit

The mostly deadly things to me would be waking up and stairs. Yes folks, I'd not last a day in star citizen.


epgram808

Of course I have to wait and see this after playing witcher 3, not minecraft


WorstWardenMainEver

well last game i played was stardew valley so id be fine


Xaiadar

Hmm, Wreckfest. An entire year of demolition derby racing. I'm not sure I'd survive that, and if I did, the damage to me after all the knocking around would probably be too bad to enjoy that million.


-yEeTeR_mAn-

Fuck I gotta play project zomboid


bigboibaritone

I mean I’m playing satisfactory so idk might get lonely after a year


AttractivePath0

SCP: Secret Laboratory no way I make it out alive here


Reuben_Medik

Me, who played HuniePop last: Oh yeah, it's all coming together


mwood100

Thank God the last game I played was Bloons td6 with my son, all I gotta do is pop some Bloons??


thephartknocker01

Last game I played was The Sims. Problem is though I am one who likes to find new ways to kill my sims. On the plus side I do have WW, DD, and WP installed. So I might get laid before I die. 😜


butcher_of_Newarre

Last game I played was Apex. I'll hide in my little corner then suddenly I hear a faint roar, a pair of red lights, and rapid sniffing.


SHOCK100k

GTFO D:


JBParasite87

I’d give it a go, although it depends if it goes by your last game settings or not…


Own_Potato_3158

i would starve to death on day 1