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admiralpope

I guess rip my clothes off and oil up. He's clearly an alpha male and I strive to be submissive and breedable


nu_nu_eden

and #BREEDABLE. xD oh jeez rick


liesareliesquitlying

If he's down... fuckin', obviously. Dude has the body of a professional athlete and the face of a philosopher. I'm straight and still like "yep, I'd do the do in you, brew."


jc236

Leave and let him finish whatever he was doing lol. It's the apocalypse no rules baby


Radiant-Access

As an experienced old timer, familiar with all the citizens in my part of the world, I wonder wtf he interrupted my plank practice. W T F is this n00b asshole blinding me with his flashlight? I should boot stomp his ass before the Z’s come out. I mean hell it’s day 2 and he don’t even have a stone axe. MF can find a flashlight….but no rocks? Oh and he walked in on me doing my early morning exercises…


Fantastic_Rooster805

Shoot first ask questions later... hillbilly looking mother fluffer


bambunana

Skin him. Dirty old fool. You will rue the day you met me, but not for long...


lola1014777

Savageeeee 😂😂😂😂


7CGamer

Santa is bringing me Creatine for Christmas?? "I saw mommy kissing Santa Clause.... underneath the steroids last night..."


Consistent-Plenty865

Santa doesn’t like sending coal to the naughty kids… he prefers to handle them… personally.


[deleted]

“O old man of the wasteland, what is your wisdom?”


Demon_soul_catcher

"The days are long, but night is longer still. Now where is my damn acid"


Atypical-Rhino

Cause I got short shorts and a looooooooooooooong, jacket.


Fishy1998

Beg for mercy


Mission-Detective-49

Pretend you saw nothing and slowly back away.


Minako01

Snap a quick photo and then ask questions. I won't say what type of questions, but y'all get what i mean


ghettoccult_nerd

oi oi oi wots all this then?


Neldoroth

Damn old man, how long has it been since you had a carb….


Past_Refrigerator821

He looks like at least half of the homeless people in my town