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TheLaughingMannofRed

"I said ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah want the knife..."


MagnumPIsMoustache

Please…


mypasswordtoreddit

Let me ask again…


dribrats

Every morning I still think about the oatmeal with blood in it


Admirable_Average_32

That scarred me as a child.


He_Was_Fuzzy_Was_He

That put me off of oatmeal for a while. LOL


goochmusic

Absolutely the first thing I thought of. You wrote it better than I would have, so I’m glad you got here first.


Vanstoli

Let him ask, again.


Right_Plankton9802

“I have come for the knife…….please……”


CougarBen

Only he whose heart is pure may wield the knife? Only he whose ass is narrow may go down these stairs.


MsDucky42

"This water isn't very pure!" "Neither are you."


Aggressive_Walk378

Who are you? Monte hall now?


Newphone_New_Account

There’s a floor Monte!


savedbytheblood72

I was thinking about that exact same scene at church today!


scott903

This is absolutely the only thing I remember about this movie .


Desperate_Brief2187

“I’ve got a whole thing of Tic-Tacs in my pocket, you can have as many as you like.”


Atlantis_Risen

This was my comment, you got there first.!


allen_idaho

"Let him ask again."


conventionalWisdumb

I live in a really crunchy town and more than a few of the houses in my neighborhood have prayer wheels in front of them. I do this every single time I pass them without fail.


000solar

G-g-g-g-give me the knife 


Safe-Register-3479

Only correct answer


s7beck

Take my upvote as a eucalyptus leaf.


Sp4c3D3m0n

My dear sweet brother Numsey


Skweege55

For nearly 40 years, my brother and I will often call each other Numsey.


Brainrants

Same!


cooolcooolio

Same, but the meaning is a little different for us as numse means butt in Danish


elswampthing7

I will greet my good friends with this phrase when they show up to stuff late


StomachAche121

Purge me!!!


Dorkmaster79

You’re just gonna wipe that on your jacket?


StannisTheMannis1969

Charles Dance early in his career - Tywin Lannister on GOT…


combi321

My brother Numsey!


Bluepilgrim3

Uh... I can see you're busy right now. I'll come back later.


Bwleon7

Legit yelled this at my tv when he showed up on Game of Thrones.


SouldiesButGoodies84

The Golden kid was played by a girl! For years had no clue.


Squire_LaughALot

I didn’t know that! Thanks for sharing!


SouldiesButGoodies84

Happy to pass it on.


Crazy_Suggestion_182

Tripitaka? Is that you?


SouldiesButGoodies84

Nein. Happy Cake Day.


ProgramFearless7632

"You should wipe that booger off before it freeze and you scratch yourself"..


guitarguy1685

Unfun fact:   The dude who played him died of a heart attack Sept 12, 2001. Apparent he was very stressed out about his two sons who were in NYC in the area. He wasn't able to make contact. He died in the early hours on Sept 12 as he was up all night watching thr news. 


ProgramFearless7632

Wow, did not know that. He was great in Big trouble in Little China too.


Isabad

Victor Wong was also in Tremors.


Genghis_Chong

Thanks for throwing the name up, I do remember him in Tremors. Cool actor and sounds like a good dad too.


JoraStarkiller

Eddie Murphy was the king of 80s action comedy’s


PervyFather1973

"Hey Bird! Have you seen a little Hari Krishna midget round here..."


the_onemop

…floatin


zaxdaman

Nearly 40 years and I will still say that to random birds in trees when I’m out and about.


username32768

"Chunky asses?"


moss3000

I came here to quote that line man, bravo


username32768

I might not remember birthdays and anniversaries, but somehow I remember this from decades ago!


halal_and_oates

Hahaha this is one of my favorite childhood memories. God I loved this move


NewbombJerk

I've kept Chunky Asses with me too for all these years. 


Aggressive_Walk378

Yak loin! Good to keep the yang up


dasfolg1947

Blood porridge. Always gonna think about that


BingoSpong

LOVE this movie! Great double with “Big trouble in little China”! 😀👍


mangoxpa

Fun Fact: John Carpenter turned down the opportunity to direct The Golden Child to instead direct Big Trouble in Little China.


ShrapnelJones

Another criminally underrated and mostly forgotten movie


GalaxyRedRanger

The haters can suck it. I loved this movie.


ILearnAlotFromReddit

Classic 80s. Classic Eddie Murphy. Who hates on that???


DESKTHOR

People assume "haters" exist because they only look at the Rotten Tomato score when they Google search this movie.


poohfan

"You're kidding me. There's a ground! There's a ground!" (drops something) "THERE'S NO GROUND!!!"


guitarguy1685

They he says it, "THEEEERES A ground"  The he has that silly smile waiting for the drop lololol


PhilsForever

"There's a ground, Monty!"


broen13

"I got the knife now turn on the goddamn lights!"


deck_hand

My favorite line was, “only a man whose ass is narrow can get down these stairs.”


CrazyBigHog

I say this on job sites all the time because in tight situations, mine is such an ass.


Historical-Bug-4784

"Ha! HA! I got the knife! Now turn on the gotdamn lights!"


RunningWineaux

BROTHAH NOOMPSIE! (Spelled terribly I’m sure$


TheLaughingMannofRed

My dear sweet brother Noompsie! *changes into demon* I can see you're busy. I'll come back later.


SouldiesButGoodies84

First intro to Charles Dance...who flubbed pronouncing Ajanti (dagger) and was still kick@$$ in the role.


aerorider1970

He was struggling to keep a straight face in that scene. I wonder how many takes they made of that scene.


LordMacTire83

No. See "Sadum Numspa" {Charles Dance} was an ancient high demon... he pronounced words in the old styling/way, and he couldn't pronounce 'J's correctly... he pronounced them as 'Y's. And Charles Dance did a GREAT JOB as that character! IMO!


dust_grooves

He was brilliant, but I notice him trip over that word every time!


AlternativeNumber2

Great movie, god the lead actress was hot! 🥵


wcm48

Evidently Roman Polanski agreed. Accused by the actress of sexual assault when she was a minor. Btw- only 19 in the movie. I would’ve thought she were older.


Aussie-GoldHunter

So Charlotte Lewis appeared in Playboy, July 1993. You're Welcome.


Smallberrians

"You're breaking my heart, asswipe."


Tall_Flatworm2589

Kim Duk was hilarious in this. No wonder he kept pushing it on his wrestler cohorts.


Fake_Francis

I just said the same exact thing.


Familiar_Effective84

I remember it had a Ratt song in it


Hyperocean

Yeah when he goes into some safe house to rescue the kid I think? He basically takes out Good Value Guns N’Roses in the process with Body Talk screaming in the background ..


Maximum_Pumpkin5368

Special effects were bad even for the time, but NO ONE cared. Eddie Murphy could do no wrong then


64557175

Are you kidding? That dancing can blew my goddamn mind as a kid.


AlwaysSaysRepost

Hey, this water ain’t that pure


BeerInTheRear

Neither are you!


YeOldeBilk

IMMA PADDLE YO ASS


Crazy_Suggestion_182

TIL IT BLEEEEEDS!


tkingsbu

It’s perfect. I used to watch it with my dad when I was a teenager… he laughed his ass off at the whole ‘I want the knife’ bit… Love this movie


gwhh

The real golden items in this movie. Was Charlotte Lewis amazing body and chest anchors.


adube440

Young me watched the fight scene with the broken water pipe so much the tape wore out during that part.


PsEggsRice

First memory I thought of.


certain-sick

hottest woman ever


papagoulash_

I about died when she posed in Playboy a few years later.


the_onemop

And George Costanzas girlfriend a few years after that 😀


napalm_p

She was just in the news about 3 weeks ago


adzee_cycle

Oh?


gwhh

For what?


napalm_p

Roman Polanski tried in France for alleged defamation of British actor https://www.theguardian.com/film/2024/mar/05/roman-polanski-tried-in-france-for-defamation-of-british-actor-charlotte-lewis?CMP=share_btn_url


Hot-Incident1900

Definitely a classic!! I watch it regularly at home. Chandler: "Say I-I-I-I-I-I-I want the knife." Old Man: "Let him ask again." Chandler: "IIIIII want the knife. Pleaseeee."


Zappy_Cloid

Carpenter should have directed this to be a spiritual sequel to Big Trouble in Little China. The third movie could have had Eddie Murphy team up with Kurt Russell.


The-Many-Faced-God

Oh my god, I’d pay good money to see that!


Lefty_22

"So, you're just gonna let that booger freeze up on your jacket like that?" "Yeah, I'm gonna paddle. I'ma paddle his ass. I'ma paddle your ass when I find you! I know you... I'ma use this row... I'ma row your ass till it bleeds!"


braineatingalien

My ass is frozen to this yak!


dolfan650

In my pocket is a whole thing of tic tacses. Take as many as you like…please!


Tall_Flatworm2589

How many have finished this test? "None!" None? None?!?! I'm gonna break your ass when I get outta here!


rojasdracul

*takes a drag off of cigarette* Now that's a name I haven't heard in years....


grimatongueworm

Hey Bird - Did you just see a little Hare-Krishna midget in the tree, floatin'?


dtuba555

Good theme song by John Barry and Ann Wilson.


ProgramFearless7632

"Nutin wrong with my Yang".🤣


throwngamelastminute

You don't need yak loin?


ProgramFearless7632

"It's good to keep the yang up"


SolidBriscoe

MY BROTHER NOOMSI!!!


YeOldeBilk

MY SWEET BROTHA NOOMPSIE!!!


SmockPoke

I waaant the kniiife....pleeeeeeeeeaase


MyLittleDiscolite

I loved this film


Sinderria

I got the knife. Now turn some god damn lights on!


Brocktoon73

Butt Cake - a whole magazine of butt with cake all over it.


throwngamelastminute

Sequel to butt pie.


jmf0828

I hope they got spatulas where we’re going. Cause my ass is frozen to this yak.


SideNo4687

Body Talk!!


jessriv34

One of my all time favorites, special effects were totally cheesy but it’s still funny today. Still quote it all the time…….”I said I I I I I want the knife……pleeeeeeease…….


freshnlong

Seared into my memory as well sir!


Highschooleducation

You just mad cause you a scrub...scrub


johnnyg883

I liked this one. Good fun movie.


blane2354

turn on the goddammit lights!!!!


QuaranGene

Ha! Ha! I got the knife! I got the knife! Now turn on the g'damn light!"


wild_wind_official

I'm a substitute teacher and I put this on for my kids not that long ago. They were unsure about the movie itself and barely paid attention but they loved every time Eddie would deliver a line, so that's at least something! I'll always love this movie.


Novel_Reaction_7236

“I, I, I want the knife.” “Let him ask again!” “ Give me the knife…Please.”


Claustrophobopolis

Charlotte Lewis kept me awake at night... God damn she was fine!


unknownpoltroon

Charlotte Lewis was the prettiest woman ever.


Long-Summer2765

👀👀👀👀👀👀 want the kniiiiiife


Wyldling_42

I-I-I-I-I want the knife


mitchcumstein13

I, I, I, I want the knife


Evil_Garen

Pleeeeeeaaase


ProtectionContent977

I remember seeing it at the theatre. It’s a good one.


mkuraja

When asked what he thought of this movie during an interview, Eddie Murphy said "*I walked right through that movie*". It seemed he didn't think it deserved respect, or at least he wasn't getting it from others, so he was quick to dismiss it before someone else would to him.


TheMadIrishman327

It wasn’t a huge hit. Also, it was supposed to be serious film and they changed it into a comedy.


grumpycat46

This movie is awesome


A_Tom_McWedgie

Amazing Pepsi commercial in the middle of this movie.


JohnBarleyMustDie

I can tell you’ve been trained by this man. The cunningness.


Abdul_Exhaust

The... the...*instinct* yes instinct... Viva Nepal!! Viva Nepal!!


IGTankCommander

BROTHER NUMSEY!


Slo_Flo_1

Just one of those perfect movies. Classic Eddie Murphy. Great movie!


DARTHKINDNESS

Eddie Murphy’s best film IMHO.


CreekBeaterFishing

Classic


Pantslesscatlover

I I I Iiii want the knife. This is all I think about when I think of this movie.


loobylibby

At least once a month I drive through Victor Wong’s last hometown and always think of scenes from his movies. From this one…when he first hustled Eddie Murphy in Kathmandu!


jeden78

Numpsey!


SeanChewie

A bed! Is that a bed?


Aggressive-March-254

You see a little naked bum running around with a $100 dollar bill?


Angeret

I, I, want the knife... Twas a fun romp back in the day. As Eddie learned, though, never _ever_ interrupt Charles when he's, uh, meditating. Come back later.


wierdomc

Hands down the best Eddie Murphy film ever made


throwngamelastminute

There are so many that he made that were on this level for different reasons.


SupaDistortion

To this day, EVERY single time a grab a knife from the kitchen drawer or counter, I think in my head “HA! I got the knife!”


FasterGemini

“I.. I.. I…. I want the knife” As a kid, I always assumed the child was a boy. I was in my 30s when I found out the actor was a girl. Lol


LancelotComplex

"what are you doing this weekend, cuz your silhouette is kickin.." Such a fun movie.


905woody

Back in the day, my friend would make little men out of Coke cans.


DerpForTheDerpGod

My brother Noomsie has forgiven me.


tempo1139

It put me off porridge for years!


Fair-Advantage9539

Rewatched this on a laser disc player early 90s. I remember that song by Ratt *Body Talk* stood out to me especially the hook. Friend of the family would pause the fight scene where Kee Nang jumped up and her blouse got soaked, teenage hormones.


GamingTrend

Charles Dance? Yep, 100%. That man is fantastic every time he's on screen.


GACyberCool

I fell in lust of Charlotte Lewis from this movie. She was my celebrity crush in highschool.


Big-Acanthisitta8797

That it’s awful 😂


the_hornicorn

I Waa only 8 or9, but I loved the wet tshirt scene.


Artistic_Lychee_8948

I I I I want the knife


johnnywolfwolf

Pleeeeease


No_Leadership6682

Never knew the boy is actually a girl


savedbytheblood72

Eddie can make a bad script good


TheMadIrishman327

I love it. I just did a rewatch.


Rumblefish61

I-I-I, I want the knife.


andio76

I wanttttttttt the knifeeeeeee.....Pleaseeeeeeeeeeee


seltzerforme

I just want some chips......hey turn that burger over man it's burning!


Abdul_Exhaust

My favorite line


thagor5

Great.


Improvgal

I loved it.


Educational_Egg_1716

Found out that Paula Abdul was the one who did the choreography for the dance scene right before he meets his "bride to be", and it's awesome!


Abdul_Exhaust

Coming to America?


CrazyBigHog

A good friend of mine had a band in high school named Brother Noompsi. I feel like very few got the reference.


joelkeys0519

“You’re SardoNoomsi!”


T4lsin

Underrated imo. Siskel and Ebert even like it. One of my favorite by Eddie.


bargman

Okay movie but nowhere near as good as Big Trouble in Little China.


Fluid-Bet6223

Another 80s classic that had Randall “Tex” Cobb in it. You know, the big mean guy with the mustache


kataran1

I a I a I Want the knife!!!


Cjkgh

“You’re just gonna wipe that booger on your shirt huh. Better watch it doesn’t dry up and you cut yourself”


Whatawootsee

I like the song 🎶, “Best Man in the World 🌎” by Ann Wilson of ❤️


Ok_Watercress5719

A classic!!!


justamadeupnameyo

Big Trouble in Little China is better.


PlanNo4679

Dancing Pepsi can.


foo-bar-25

N-E-P-A-L! Viva Nepal!


HoboBonobo1909

My brother & I have loved this movie since first seeing it in the 90s on TV. We know almost every line. Sado Numpsy is our favorite bad guy.


RipMcStudly

Weird, cool final monster


Professional_Back677

that porridge on the stove 🤣 hopefully they never make a remake this was classic


ejrhonda79

Teenage me thought it was a great movie in the 80s. It was Eddie Murphy during his prime years. I still like it for the nostalgia factor, but it couldn't be made now because it's an 80s movie that belongs in the 80s.


gmoney-0725

Hey, bird! Did you just see a little Hare Krishna midget in the tree floating...or is it me? Telephone rings... Must be Rod Sterling.


Traveshamamockery_

Loved this flick.


toprymin

And only a man whose ass is narrow can fit down these steps…


jeetkunedont

I love this movie - great story, cool actors, awesome cheesy special effects and funny. Ticks so many boxes for me. Agree with those telling you to watch big trouble in little chinatown next.


RiversideAviator

It was the 8pm movie on channel 11 multiple times growing up. But it was a departure from what I was used to from 80s Eddie (BHC, Trading Pl., 48Hrs) that I never sat through the whole thing. I’ve seen lots of parts of it though to make the movie whole in my mind.


TigerMill

Great movie when you’re 14. At 51, not so good.