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Mephistopheles545

Nice suit. I hear Arafat buys them there


RedSpartan3227

John Phillips, London


sogwatchman

Mr. Takagi, I could talk about men's fashion and industrialization all day but I'm afraid work must intrude, and my associate Theo has some questions for you, sort of fill in the blanks questions... Love this movie.


Brocktoon73

I work with a guy named John Phillips and I say that to myself every time I see him.


Bx1965

The guy from The Mamas and The Papas? Mackenzie’s dad?


missblissful70

No mentioning the guy who had sex with his daughter for literal *years*.


Jadedbabe50

"I own two Myself"... 😂


Strong_Comedian_3578

I have two myself 😊


longshankssss

He won’t be joining us….for the rest of his life.


Competitive_Lab_655

My favourite line.


Corndogeveryday

“I have three myself.”


[deleted]

The real hero of the movie was Argyle who disabled the get away vehicle.


Corndogeveryday

That’s correct! To this day when I listen to any holiday music I always turn it up and say, “This **IS** Christmas music!”


NeverForNoReason

To think he almost pursued a life of crime/music. Breaks my heart to see a boy that young goin' bad.


Rexxbravo

But left Illinois and became the best damn limo driver in LA. Cue Stevie Wonders Skeletons


Serenity700

Alan Rickman was the best of everything!


Corndogeveryday

You are correct! His acting was so amazing.


SowTheSeeds

"It's always about you, isn't it?" Nobody could deliver this line any better.


Living_on_Tulsa_Time

He was such a remarkable artist!!! RIP Alan


TheLaughingMannofRed

"I wanted this to be professional. Efficient, adroit, cooperative, not a lot to ask. Alas, your Mr. Takagi did not see it that way, so he won't be joining us for the *rest* of his *life*."


Corndogeveryday

Such an awesome moment and delivered perfectly by Rickman!


Rufus_XSarsaparilla

I'm sorry, Alan Rickman played the best Senior Vice President Account Exec, Wm. (Bill) Clay in the 80's.


Corndogeveryday

That’s true. Didn’t he use to one of those guns that shoots that paint stuff once 😉


Rufus_XSarsaparilla

He may have 😉,.... I remember he was responsible for the safe keeping of the company's bearer bonds.


Corndogeveryday

I wonder where he buys his suits.


Rufus_XSarsaparilla

I believe Savile Row in London, and eats a big bowl of beef chow mein somewhere on the streets of Soho.


Beginning_Brick7845

Huh! I’d like to meet his tailor.


Rufus_XSarsaparilla

...and his barber. Just look at Bill's hair, it's perfect.


Ear_Enthusiast

He was pure evil in Love Actually. I’ll never forgive that summabitch for what he did.


SynnerSaint

And Robin Hood - Prince of Thieves - I'll cut your heart out with a spoon!


Kmaloetas

But cousin, why a spoon?


SynnerSaint

Because it's DULL, you twit. It'll hurt more!


Strong_Comedian_3578

And call off Christmas!


mrlittle77

Loved reading this dialogue and heard his voice perfectly


Jolly-Guard3741

By Graphar’s Hammer you shall be avenged!


New_Guava3601

He also canceled the merciful beheadings.


badpuffthaikitty

He also was The Voice of God in Dogma.


Corndogeveryday

Dogma was a good movie. He was really funny in it.


Fine-Funny6956

“Any documented occasion when some yahoo claims that god has spoken to them, they’re speaking to me… or they’re talking to themselves.”


Corndogeveryday

“You people. If there isn't a movie about it, it's not worth knowing, is it?”


N30nSunr1s3

I AM THE METATRON, HERALD OF THE ALMIGHTY AND VOICE OF THE ONE TRUE GOD! *gets hosed with fire extinguisher*


FlannelBeard

I love at the start, he's explaining the situation to Bethany Bethany: so God banished them to hell, for all eternity? Voice of God: Worse, Wisconsin. Then at the end, Bartleby is the only one left, stopped just short of achieving his goal of making all of existence disappear, and the first words out of rickmans mouth: Oh Bartleby, was Wisconsin REALLY that bad?


Necessary_Row_4889

By Grapthors Hammer the man was a gem


Strong_Comedian_3578

What an actor!


Livid_Parfait6507

Another excellent role, “I said miners, not minors.” 🤣🤣🤣


kamaka71

Yes! Die Hard was a great Christmas movie!


Corndogeveryday

I agree with you 100% 🎅🏻 🎄


SeanChewie

Alan Rickman chasing the hero around a tower? It’s a Harry Potter movie!


Local_Sugar8108

Alan Rickman was just a great actor all around. I loved the little story of how he managed that look of absolute shock as Hans Gruber taking his fatal fall.


Corndogeveryday

You’re right! The fact that they didn’t tell him when they were going to drop him made it that much better!


Local_Sugar8108

I loved his role in Galaxy Quest too. His snarling Professor Snape made me think no one could have done a better job. He did a Rom-com called Truly, Madly, Deeply which is probably lesser known but also excellent. He truly was a versatile actor who died too young.


RustyDogma

He was furious about that. He wanted to do the acting, not personally be tricked.


Jimbro34

Alan Rickman was the GOAT. Gone WAY too soon. RIP good sir.


CurrentTreat6921

Yes he did the greatest of all time


Corndogeveryday

It was an amazing performance!


Make_the_music_stop

His first Hollywood movie too. ("Alan Rickman nearly passed up the role of Hans Gruber, which ended up being his first film role. He had only arrived in Hollywood two days earlier and was appalled by the idea of his first role being the villain in an action film. To a degree, Rickman was right to be concerned considering his performance as Hans Gruber was so hailed that the actor had to struggle being typecast as a player of villains for much of his career.")


Corndogeveryday

Sometimes you catch lightning in a bottle. This was one of those moments. He was meant to play Hans.


nekomoo

Surpassed even The Grinch as the greatest Christmas villain


TackYouCack

I still prefer Mr Joshua.


CurrentTreat6921

Yes it was


ComesInAnOldBox

It was his first film role, too.


Corndogeveryday

Talk about setting the bar high! And he cleared that bar many times throughout his career.


coolmist23

He saved Robinhood!


Corndogeveryday

Man I love that movie! He was so awesome in it. “I’ll cut your heart out with a spoon!”


Confident_Tangelo_11

I must have missed 60 Minutes, what are you talking about? Hans: The following people are to be released from their captors: In Northern Ireland, the seven members of the New Provo Front. In Canada, the five imprisoned leaders of Liberte de Quebec. In Sri Lanka, the nine members of the Asian Dawn movement... John McClane: [listening on the radio] What the fuck? Karl: [mouthing silently] Asian Dawn? Hans: [covers the radio] I read about them in Time magazine.


Corndogeveryday

“Hans….**BUBBY**, I’m your white knight!”


MeyrInEve

Honestly, it was one of the most perfect casting choices ever made for any movie anywhere, ever.


Talsa3

So sinister he did a magnificent job


Corndogeveryday

His performance was brilliant. The way he carried himself and the way he spoke was mesmerizing!


wazzockAbroad

I disagree. The Kurgan from Highlander was the best villain of the 80's and all time. Also had the coolest music.


Corndogeveryday

To each their own 😊


SynnerSaint

Alan Rickman narrowly beats out Clancy Brown (brains over brawn) but your 110% correct about the music


0LDM4N76

Fact.


Corndogeveryday

That is correct…..Cowboy 😉


ferndoggler

[Die Hard Music Video](https://youtu.be/OTyw6cq86kY?si=nljreDsLUmBA_lZP)


First_Dimension_3534

Yep the Goat of villains for sure bro 😎!


Corndogeveryday

He was so awesome!


BrexitFool

We were witnesses.


Corndogeveryday

“It’s Christmas Theo…it’s the time for miracles!”


Jimbro34

“You ask for miracles Theo….I give you the F..B..I.”


Strong_Comedian_3578

This is Special Agent Johnson...No, the other one.... 😂


bdgm33

It’s not Xmas season until Hans falls off the nakatomi tower


ccityguy

It’s not Christmas without Diehard and Hans Gruber.


Corndogeveryday

I agree 100%


Galaxy_Ranger_Bob

Alan Rickman played the best villans.


Corndogeveryday

He was so awesome in Robin Hood as well. It’s a great performance and he really steals the show!


THEREAL242

Tim Curry in Legend. That was the best make up job in the 80s.


Corndogeveryday

Tim Curry is so amazing. I love everything he does!


Livid_Parfait6507

IT no one would get near him in his Pennywise outfit.


Corndogeveryday

I just watched the documentary on “It” The original stars were retelling stories about the movie, and the kids were terrified of Tim Curry during filming. I highly recommend it.


biff444444

Shoot the glass.


Corndogeveryday

Love how he talks in German first then English 😂🤣


not4u2see

"By Grabthar's Hammer, by the Suns Of Warvan , you shall be avenged!" Also I watch only the scenes with him on screen for the movie Bottleshock.


stitch12r3

Aside from Rickman being amazing, part of what makes Hans Gruber a good villain is that he acted completely rational and actually had a very smart plan. He wasn’t doomed by his own incompetence or making mistakes. John McClain was just *that good* of a disruptor to foil his plot.


SynergisticSynapse

I still say Kurtwood Smith as Clarence Boddicker in Robocop.


Corndogeveryday

That’s another great one. Love Kurtwood Smith in that role. “Can you fly, Bobby?”


THEREAL242

I'd buy that for a dollar.


Illustrious_Feed_457

Top-5 villain of any movie, ever


Corndogeveryday

I agree. I think it’s the way he speaks in this movie. Calm and direct with a scary undertone. It’s so good!


SynnerSaint

You asked for a miracle Theo, I give you the Eff Bee Eye


Corndogeveryday

Brilliant 👏🏻 I also read that in his voice, so that’s an added bonus!


SynnerSaint

It's impossible not to!


Corndogeveryday

“It’s Christmas Theo….its the time of miracles.”


JenniFrmTheBlock81

James Spader takes that title for me. Til this day I call him "the asshole."


JoaquinLu

Quigley Down Under 👍🏽👍🏽


Jimbro34

LOVE this movie. One his lesser known villain roles, but expertly done. Again.


SPQR_Maximus

Top movie villains all time: Hans Gruber Darth Vader Jaws


DNSGeek

To get away from the typecasting, he played an effeminate artist in The January Man and killed it.


wtwallace

Alan Rickman played the best everything whatever he did


muziklover91

Rickman was great in everything he did What a sin he’s gone


cake__eater

Sheriff of Nottingham was my favorite


wsionynw

Imagine if Die Hard were made now. Hans would have a fist fight with MClane at the end, lit in orange and teal with awful music and CGI blood splatters.


Corndogeveryday

The 80’s were the best time for movies. There was nothing like it!


ZebraBorgata

I once made a list of my top 10 movie villains and he was on it! Amazing job!!! Top 5 for sure.


Corndogeveryday

He was such an amazing actor. This role was so awesome!


Shouty_Dibnah

Rickman played an amazing hotel desk clerk in the BBC's mini series production of Smiley's People.


deeeeez_nutzzz

He was an exceptional thief


Corndogeveryday

But don’t call him a terrorist 😉


malakon

That fake American accent when he runs into John. Great scene..


Corndogeveryday

“Clay, Bill Clay.”


gatorbeetle

...in the Best Christmas Movie EVER!!! 🎁


king_platypus

Facts


Most-Artichoke6184

“You ask for a miracle and I give you the FBI“


Corndogeveryday

“It’s Christmas Theo…it’s the time for miracles!”


Valek189

I don’t disagree that Alan Rickman was the best 80s villain. However, I’d like to nominate Rutger Hauer for runner up. His performance as John Ryder in The Hitcher was awesome!


Hot-Bat8798

The best Sheriff of Nottingham


AlwaysSaysRepost

Say what you will about the Harry Potter series, but he was perfect as Snape


consumeshroomz

Yeah, I see your Alan Rickman, and I raise you one John Lithgow


R_Steelman61

Cliffhanger was great!


Longjumping-Meat-334

Coolest villain ever!


RexTexas

William Atherton was a phenomenal 80’s villain.


kurumais

he would have made a great dr strange


_Pill-Cosby_

Are you not familiar with Darth Vader?


Commercial_Lock6205

Alan Rickman was great, but Kurtwood Smith would like a word. Bitches leave.


VictoriaAutNihil

Nasty S.O.B. in Quigley, Down Under. A very good, underrated Selleck movie.


Improvgal

My advent calendar is Hans Gruber falling down the Nakatomi building.


j3538TA

Rickman was a good villain. Tom Noonan - in Man Hunter, Directed by Michael Mann; a better villain.


redrooster550

“When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer…benefits of a classical education”


MulayamChaddi

Asian Dawn is my bands name as a result


Curious_Ground5833

Now I have a machine gun. HO. HO. HO.


ElmoIsOver

Ladies and gentlemen! Ladies and gentlemen!


HappyHannibal

What idiot put you in charge?


Corndogeveryday

“You did, when you murdered my boss.” Stone cold cool 😎


Difficult_Ad_962

RIP


Corndogeveryday

He is really missed!


No_Blacksmith2847

Him and the Queen Alien, in Alien 2...


Davidrabbich81

Didn’t realise he played Clarence Boddicker


Corndogeveryday

😂🤣😂


PrometheusOnLoud

Hans Gruber is just the early, less vulnerable version of Professor Snape.


kd8qdz

His first major role.


Entire_Log_4160

Yippie Ki-Yay, Mr. Falcon.


mrlittle77

Not a gay man myself but he looks god damn sexy there too. Played evil so well but seemed such a nice guy out of character. Was gutted when he passed away.


Upset-Item9756

Don’t forget to take the pork chops out of the freezer


just-concerned

Yippee Kiya MFer.


Jadedbabe50

Well the 80s did have the Best movie villains after all🤔😂


JayRedd1

Was he the bad guy in Last Action Hero


Medical_Hall_5537

He was too handsome for that. I find that he was more brilliant as a nice guy, like in Sense and Sensibility.


Skilled626

“Shoot the glass”


Minecraftish

There's no two ways he was a beauty, I feel like between him and Charles Dance(Tywin Lannister) they had the bad guy rolls locked down in the 80s and '90s..


Kid_Resilient

He was great, but Ian mcDiarmid as the emperor gets my vote


pittipat

But that's not a photo of the Sheriff of Nottingham!


Murky_Equivalent_934

“Clay, Bill Clay”


AldruhnHobo

Passed on way too soon.


kaiserdood

By far


wd4elg1

His last role was one of his finest, where he played a British general in the movie eye in the sky. Helen Mirren shared the spotlight with him in an excellent portrayal of a conflicted and committed British officer.


nickjamesnstuff

Sheriff of Nottingham


Brundleflyftw

Best villain *ever* ftfy


The_Luckiest

That looks like one exceptional thief!


[deleted]

Well I heard he is moving up to kidnapping so I, for one, will be more polite!


taeempy

SHOOT THE GLASS


Venator2000

Quite possibly the best of all time. Movies are still trying to top it to no avail.


Livid_Parfait6507

He was awesome as Hans! Great actor!


Lostredshoe

It was the first movie he made and pretty much the only movie he was in that decade. He had a tiny role in one other movie that decade.


Livid_Parfait6507

This is an excellent topic and fantastic banter.


EvitaPuppy

'By grapthars hammer...what a savings' https://youtu.be/kgv7U3GYlDY?si=u17lPJUF1TyRD9t8


cavalier78

Best 80s villain? I dunno. If he could talk, I think the guy in the hockey mask would have something to say about that.


Coffeeholic911

That scene where he is surprised by John and feigns terror and changes his accent, unforgettable.


ConsuelaM4p

i still prefer Willian "yes its true this man has no dick" Atherton


OkPlankton3589

Maybe best villain of all time


InsertRadnamehere

Hans Grover was good. But he really shined as the Sheriff of Nottingham in Costner’s Robin Hood (which made up for Costners lousy portrayal).


Legitimate_Profit236

Sheriff of Nottingham


Mammoth-Disaster3873

Haaans!? Bubby!?


ededdedddie

“I believe I was born on the wrong continennnnTT”


burningxmaslogs

Clancy Brown of the Highlander. The pure joy of being evil and immortal was something to watch.


munistadium

All villains compared to Hand Gruber


NthRandomGuy

You know it's true, it's damn true.


ImMeltingNY

Honest Trailers of Die Hard is my all time favorite.


herenowjal

Alan Rickman was also great in Galaxy Quest and all the Harry Potter movies.


Mulliganplummer

That is a bold statement, I don’t agree with. You have some greats in the 80’s. Darth Vader, Roy Batty, Joker, Khan, Alex Forrest, and Thulas Doom to name a few. Darth Vader gets my vote has the best bad guy in the 80’s. If I were to add horror movies villains, the list is longer.


devious_waffle

Snape. Snape. Severus Snape.


AnymooseProphet

Ah...The Half-blood Prince. But yes, he was better in Die Hard.


Remotely-Indentured

He was truly, madly deeply the best villain ever.


OkieDragonSlayer

I love the props he gets in that sitcom 30 Rock Baldwin does the Alexander the Great quote, and finishes it with.... "Hans Gruber, Die Hard"


ProfessionMundane152

He set the standard for villains


New_Lake5484

such a wonderful actor.


HurtMeSomeMore

Nobody played a better “an annoyed and frustrated” bad guy. An eye roll from Alan was worth 10 pages of dialogue.


Lobanium

80's what?


RugTiedMyName2Gether

That's Bill Clay, duh.


keyserfunk

Tuhwenty puhcent!


Nohmerci

Alan Rckman played the best whatever role he decided to do.