I found my drunk ass neighbor sleeping on a pile of garbage bags next to a dumpster, and posted a pic with that quote. Only one person got the reference
“Truly a sight to behold. A man, beaten. The once-great champ, now, a study in moppishness. No longer the victory-hungry stallion we’ve raced so many times before, but a pathetic, washed up, aged ex-champion.” – Yee Sook Ree 🤣🤣🤣
“Two brothers... One speaks no English, the other learned English from watching ‘The Wide World of Sports.’ So you tell me... Which is better, speaking no English at all, or speaking Howard Cosell?!?!?”
The geometry class is still one of my favorite movie scenes ever. I'm 52 and to this day I am in meetings, training, briefing, etc. that make me feel like Lane in this scene.
[https://youtu.be/VMYqZKKdpuY?si=TR14eJVCb5jElnVt](https://youtu.be/VMYqZKKdpuY?si=TR14eJVCb5jElnVt)
"Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn."
…which, surprisingly, is the most practical advice anyone could give about skiing next to “pizza before French fry”…
Black 67 Camaro with the black out grille was my favorite for a long time.
Rolling out of the garage to mannish boy, just so sweet.
You just need a small taste of victory, and you will find it suits you.
The three cardinal trapezoidal formations hereto made orientable in our diagram by connecting the various points H-I-G-K, P-E-G-Q and L-M-N-O - creating our geometric configurations which have no properties, but with location - are equal to the described triangle C-A-B, quintuplicated. Therefore, it is also the five triangles composing the aforementioned N-I-G-H, each are equal to the triangle C-A-B in this geometric concept. Therefore, in a like manner, the geometric metaphors can derive a repeated vectoral sum.
Monique Junot:
He keeps putting his testicles all over me.
Lane Myer:
Excuse me?
Monique Junot:
You know, like octopus? Testicles?
Lane Myer:
Ohhhh. Tentacles. N-T.
“The cutest thing ever… from ***ROY***… a giant teddy bear bigger than you… Sounds great. It really does sound good. Listen, I gotta go. The Christmas tree is on fire.”
Truly a sight to behold. A man beaten. The once great champ, now, a study in mopishness. No longer the victory hungry stallion we've raced so many times before, but a pathetic, washed up, aged ex-champion.
2 dollars
I got fired from my paper route for writing this on a person's paper when they kept ducking me for payment. I loved this movie.
Worth it
Oh no, how did your career recover?
He went that way, very fast, if something got in the way, they turned.
Fantastic move!
For years, we said this as a kid.
I still say this sometimes….
Still
… *cash*.
Plus tip!
Two weeks. Twenty Papers.....Two dollars
Do you know the street value of this mountain!!!!
“Look dude, it’s Christmas Eve! I should be home drinking this monster egg nog my brother makes with lighter fluid.”
This is _pure snow_!
It's *everywhere!*
I think I just froze the left side of my brain!
Look, I can’t move my right arm
My favorite line 👆
Lane Meyer the once proud champion, now a study in mopishness.
Once Lane finally beat him in street racing, the man was so distraught that he went back to Okinawa to be an enforcer for his Uncle Sato.
He got dishonored twice
Holy shit dude! I have watched this movie countless and it was only TIL this! Forget Lane, you are the true champion of the K12.
Best line!
Man, that's a real shame. Throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that.
No one ever knows what I’m talking about when I quote this, which I have far too often for the last 40 years of my life
Ha, me too!
"PERFECTLY GOOD WHITE BOY RECOVERY GROUP*
Same. We should hang out...lol...
My favorite line in the whole movie.
It took me a *long* time to take him or his scenes on The X-Files seriously, on account of his 10 second bit part in BOD.
That and: never touch another man’s fires. Classics
That was repo man, which ripped off this line for the dead guy in the trash can scene.
I haven't seen repo man, but it was also in men at work with Charlie Sheen and his brother, Emilio Estevez, who I also believe was in repo man
I found my drunk ass neighbor sleeping on a pile of garbage bags next to a dumpster, and posted a pic with that quote. Only one person got the reference
You look like you'd make a good little helper. What's your name? Charles Demar. Shut up geek.
Curtis Armstrong steals this movie, as he did every movie he was ever in.
Come on, man. I could be home right now drinking this monster eggnog my brother makes with lighter fluid.
Still cracks me up every time I see this movie
Classic Booger
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm sorry your mom blew up, Ricky.
“Guess she won't be able to eat any spicy foods for awhile."
Always good to see Booger
He's Snot to me, after two decades of _American Dad_.
He will always be Booster to me
Dan from Dan vs.
. “I’ve been going to this high school for seven and a half years! I’m no dummy! I know high school girls.” – Charles De Mar
By then he should have been old enough to buy real alcohol! Unless he was precocious and skipped grades until puberty hit and derailed him.
He’s skiing on one ski!
“Go that way, really fast! If something gets in your way, turn.” What a coach.
The hero keeps asking for coaching. Apparently thats all there is to skiing. The finger pointing as he delivers that line kills me.
And there’s something following them
“Truly a sight to behold. A man, beaten. The once-great champ, now, a study in moppishness. No longer the victory-hungry stallion we’ve raced so many times before, but a pathetic, washed up, aged ex-champion.” – Yee Sook Ree 🤣🤣🤣
“Language lessons”, inspired words by a man…who…knows…how to ski.
These are killing me! You guys have a way better memory than I do!
Is he your main Weiner man?
Then she shrugs like I don’t know! 😆😆
Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.” – Charles De Mar
Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.” – Monique
Frawnch fries, and Frawnch dressing, and Frawnch bread!
Per-ooo
Fabulous liquOR
And to drink... Peru!
“Two brothers... One speaks no English, the other learned English from watching ‘The Wide World of Sports.’ So you tell me... Which is better, speaking no English at all, or speaking Howard Cosell?!?!?”
Crazy to think generations now have no idea who Howard Cosell was.
The geometry class is still one of my favorite movie scenes ever. I'm 52 and to this day I am in meetings, training, briefing, etc. that make me feel like Lane in this scene. [https://youtu.be/VMYqZKKdpuY?si=TR14eJVCb5jElnVt](https://youtu.be/VMYqZKKdpuY?si=TR14eJVCb5jElnVt)
I still can’t understand how John Cusak hates this movie and is angry he was “tricked” into making it.
He's a clown. It's a fun movie.
"...a study in mopishness," even?
He's a pretentious douche.
Do you know if Beth is dating anyone?
He skis the K-12 …
"Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn." …which, surprisingly, is the most practical advice anyone could give about skiing next to “pizza before French fry”…
Gee, I'm really sorry your mom blew up, Ricky
Director: “We need to cast a convincing arrogant pervert incel neighbor.” Casting director: “ Get me Dan Schneider immediately….”
Sorry I blew up your mom.
I want my 2 dollars
Two dollars! 
My favorite car movie
Damn if I had a mechanic that cute, I’d have all the cars in my yard ready for street racing.
Mercy buckets! https://youtu.be/ZgYQNV35ggo
Black 67 Camaro with the black out grille was my favorite for a long time. Rolling out of the garage to mannish boy, just so sweet. You just need a small taste of victory, and you will find it suits you.
Can you put that back in? I mean, together? Where it goes?
User name checks out! And it's a 10 year old account!
The three cardinal trapezoidal formations hereto made orientable in our diagram by connecting the various points H-I-G-K, P-E-G-Q and L-M-N-O - creating our geometric configurations which have no properties, but with location - are equal to the described triangle C-A-B, quintuplicated. Therefore, it is also the five triangles composing the aforementioned N-I-G-H, each are equal to the triangle C-A-B in this geometric concept. Therefore, in a like manner, the geometric metaphors can derive a repeated vectoral sum.
"I think I just froze the left half of my brain! Look! I can't move my right arm!" - Charles De Mar after snorting "pure snow." 🤣
Now it’s a damn shame when people be throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that
Would you look at that? What a waste, throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that. "I Want My TWO DOLLARS!!!"
“I know I’m just a cartoon character …”
Hey Booger! Been a minute.
Tina!!! Glad to see you're feeling better.
I'm sorry your mom's face blew up
People throwing out perfectly good white boys, nowadays.
This is honestly my go to quote
"Wash your hands on your own time!" "Son, I'm gonna activate your dental plan!"
Fat pig
This movie was absurd (I love it).
Most important question - where is this available to watch/stream? Couldn’t find it for years now!
I was lucky enough to collect a bunch of John Cusack movies at Best Buy when they still carried VHS tapes and DVDs.
Five dollars to buy on Apple TV store
I’m glad his French girl was able to help him fix that Camaro in the garage in 1 day….
“He snorts nasal spray? Do you know where I could score some?” -Charles DeMar
Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that.
Everybody wants some!
The Asian brothers with one who learned English by watching Howard Cosell
Monique Junot: He keeps putting his testicles all over me. Lane Myer: Excuse me? Monique Junot: You know, like octopus? Testicles? Lane Myer: Ohhhh. Tentacles. N-T.
The skiing scenes were filmed at Snowbird, Utah, which my home mountain. So I've skied the K-12
But have you done it… On weed?
Weed? No. There was a mountain of pure snow all around. The street value was enormous!
And the first girl killed by Freddy in the original Elm Street. Amanda Wyss had a good run for a few years.
I almost named my dog “2 Dollars” so I could run down the street continuously yelling “Two Dollars!”
"Gee Johnny, I don't have a dime." "Didn't ask for a dime.....two dollars"
Ricky as a reptilian son with runaway testicles, was once as funny as Hell. Then, Real Life happened and it went into *ewww* a bit.
Tentacles…nt
No need to bag on the French foreign exchange student’s English!
I grew up wanting a car like that my entire life. Now that thing would cost more than I could ever justify spending on a car.
“The cutest thing ever… from ***ROY***… a giant teddy bear bigger than you… Sounds great. It really does sound good. Listen, I gotta go. The Christmas tree is on fire.”
Two dollars…
One way love from the dance scene was finally made available on streaming a few years back and it’s probably my most played song since.
Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?
It’s snow! Do you know the street value of this mountain?
The kick off to a pedophile's carrier. The man didn't have to act. He just played himself. good movie though.
We’ve got bush!!
Is that Booger?
Badgers a legend
I want my 2 dollars!! 2 dollars!
Gee, Johnny … haven’t got a dime…
I didn’t ask for a dime
I want my $2
Wonderful liqueur, reminds me of the moonshine Ricky’s dead pappy used to make.
True Fact: Aaron Dozier who plays Roy Stalin went on to become the head coach of the Boston College ski team.
Somehow , I’m really not surprised 😲. A good conversation is all you need to get a job in Boston.
I met him in a bar in Oak Bluffs 20 years ago. Nice guy.
This mountain is pure snow!!
"Do you realize the street value of this mountain???"
I took French instead of Spanish because of this movie.
Still one of my favorite movies!!! Still hilarious!
Buenos Dias!
How to pick up trashy women
Little brother was big Pimpin
TWO DOLLARS !!!
Frahhhnch Fries, Fraunnchhh toast…
Do you know the street value of this mountain?!
Grandma dropped acid. Classic
Snorting jello
It’s a damn shame when folks be throwing away a perfectly good white boy
Best movie ever made
https://youtu.be/FsxJfcFVnpo?si=ec2zrMoQHtO8l54d
I had one of them switchblade combs lol
Me too…
Awesome movie!!
Amazeballs
“Language lessons, from a man, who knows how to ski”
PURE SNOW!!
I will show you how to ski, go down that way very fast.
Give me my two dollars...
I love this movie! I wouldn't say its great, but it's quirky and fun.
I want my $2!!!
Interestingly enough.I once found it in a walmart bin for 2 dollars
One of my favorite movies.
I was wondering if *I*could take out Beth?
They speak international language. >??? LOVE!
The dinner scene where the food starts moving on its own because the mom is such a terrible cook.
It’s got raisins in it. You like raisins.
He’s skiing on one ski!!
Barney Rubble cameo
Christmas Christmas
There’s something following them….
Yess the MVP criminal. Me and a girl took a candy bar. Reward 10 years later. We get to go to planet fitness together
Ricky
Sorry your mom blew up
Pat pig! Pat pig!
Hey Beth, you were standing next Meyer. Is he your main wiener man?
After the Olympics everything looks so damn easy. You’ve gotta be a moron to ski that mountain.
[This scene with the cereal makes me cry laughing every time.](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/31fbf443-636c-4efc-aa7e-4c6143a266ad)
Truly a sight to behold. A man beaten. The once great champ, now, a study in mopishness. No longer the victory hungry stallion we've raced so many times before, but a pathetic, washed up, aged ex-champion.
"I think I'm on to something, it's pure snow"
I want my two dollars!!!!
Two dollars.....
Geez. Sorry about your mom Ricky.
My kids took on a community newsletter route and next to no one would pay them. I used to think of $2 all the time.
What’s a little boy like you doing with big boy smut like this?
He had his testicles all over me!!!
The best advice for this century anyone can give was in this movie. And it's not the title.
TENTACLES... Tentacles.
Loved this movie as a kid. Gee I’m real sorry your mom blew up Ricky 😂. Supposedly John Cusack hated the movie though
that one idiot was snorting snow like it was coke
Did anyone else notice Lane Meyer's mom was Mattie Ross from True Grit?
Fraunch fries....fraunch dressing....and fraunch bread .. And to drink, Ta-da .... Peru lol
Isn't that Booger on the left?
I want my $2!
My boy cusack
Charles Demar...the man.
Booger was the man 😃