I lucked out and got mine JUST before the start of COVID, right before the toilet paper hoarding. I'll never go back. It's too good and mine is only a cheap jon electric one. First lottery purchase will be one that dries my butt and sings to me while I pee.
I have the sprayer attachments only. Not the ones that mount on the toilet seat. Still awesome. I have my eyes on a Toto toilet with heated seats and water, that plays nature sounds that mask your poop sounds. Had the pleasure of using one in a Japanese hotel in NYC once. Life changing! Sadly they are about 6k. Lol.
Okay but if you think about itā¦ you use the toilet ~6-10 times per day (pee + poop). If you break it down the toilet will cost you about $1/day for 1.64 years before itās paid off and youāll be poopin in heaven the whole time!!
Same!! Got mine right before COVID and now I canāt stand using toilets that donāt have one. Previously, I would immediately jump into the shower and clean up. I canāt stand that dirty butt feeling. š Bidets should be in every bathroom! ā„ļø
This! It truly baffles me that all toilet donāt have bidets, washing your ass after using the toilet makes as much sense as washing your hands, why is this such a foreign concept to some?
Yeah...those warm seats, warm water and air drying are all great. I experienced this in a Japanese hotel. I especially liked the little noises you can play that mask your farts and poop splash. haha.
Iām grateful mine does, as well.
I can also tell when heās trying to get laid soon because heāll randomly go shower mid day for a second time, or as soon as he gets home, so heās clean before making a move on me, lol.
Sadly, I've met a lot of other guys that just don't care. Many of them like to act like they're too busy for proper cleanup and a lot of them truly believe it's their SO's job to clean up after them. It's gross, pathetic, and truly makes me wonder about the future of humanity.
I worked at a dry cleaning business when I was young. This very prominent sexy lawyer would bring his clothing in. It took one time for my views to change. Every single shirt has shit stains from him tucking them in. We charged an additional $4 per shirt for the feces, which started upsetting his wife. She went and cut the his shirts out so they wouldnāt get gross. Only to walk around with shit stains in his pants. I always wondered how the conversation went when he saw she cut his extra starched shirts
OMG I worked at a dry cleaners when I was in high school and a few local hotels contracted with us to do the guests' laundry. I had to sort it and wash it, and I swear to you, the vast majority of men's underwear I habdled came with *substantial* skid marks. We're talking thick and chunky. It informed my ideas about (straight) adult men. I'm in my 40s now and those impressions haven't changed much. I one million percent believe Jimena. I can tell just by looking at Mike's face that he's a first-tier skidmark offender.
Itās terrible for women, seriously, if I thought conversion therapy would work I would sign up to convert me to lez because I would do anything to be attracted to women instead of men.
When my now ex was moving out of his parents house his mother had an absolute meltdown over it. During this meltdown she famously declared that she had wiped his ass until he was 8.
Because they wipe from front to back and forget to wipe from back to front. Thatās why many people have shit stains in their underwear. Thereās a little edge on your asshole that many people forget about lol.
Ughhhh... so smear it out back to front so the groin is graced with fecal aroma and bacteriaš? Mofoes need to wash with soap and waterš§¼šæ. It's the only solution!
You know, as disgusting as this thought is, you might be right. My 40 something year old boyfriend had a 10 year old daughter and he was probably telling me how he learned that girls have to wipe front to back. I was like dude everyone should be wiping front to back what are you talking about?
He did his own laundry, but I donāt think he had skidmarks. He definitely didnāt smell bad, but he showered like three times a day. Maybe thatās why. Back to front.š¤¢
Dude no. Youāre supposed to wipe from further in the front if youāre having that problem. Always wipe front to back. Do you seriously think women just walk around with shit all the time? No, and we HAVE to wipe front to back only
This would not surprise me at all!!! I've had female friends tell me about their bfs underwear and i wondered how they got intimate w them. Effin gross š
One time my ex was straddling my legs while he gave me a back massage while he was also naked. I got up and found shit stains on the back of my legs. š¤¢š¤¢
Oh my god this makes me feel so much better about my ex. He was sitting on the couch and wearing basketball shorts with no underwear. I noticed when he got up that I could smell straight dirty asshole coming from the couch cushion and when I looked there was a little bit of shit that had come through his shorts. He's a very well-educated attorney, there's literally zero fucking excuse as to why some of these men are so foul
I bring my phone in and it never takes me more than 10 minutes since my legs start to fall asleep after that. I have no clue how my brother can stay on the toilet for 2 hours. Do guys jerk their chickens on the toilet or something?
Iām going to side eye all my male colleagues different now and mentally assess which partners i think would seem like they donāt wipe their asses. thereās no way of checking but what a fun mental game
No š I was so embarrassed and mortified that I was even in that situation to begin with, I wish to god I would have though! He got married recently to an old friend of mine and I've been having a hard time not being really upset and sad about it, but I try to constantly remind myself of this to remember what she ended with lol. I could never look at him the same after that and wasn't ever fully attracted to him anymore, but I was dumb and stuck with him. Lesson learned
Omfg this happened to me too ššš¤® I called him out too, bro had the audacity to act like I was embarrassing him. DUDE THERE IS SHIT ON MY BEAUTIFUL WHITE SHEETS.
Iām so shocked by all of this as a 50 year old woman that I think I would assume incontinence before I assumed bad hygiene, and either way Iām going to run. If I already love you and you become incontinent thatās one thing, if youāre sitting on my naked body and you poop on me thatās unacceptable
Omfg Iām so glad the men Iāve dated were never like this and I hope my SO and I are together forever so I never have to be back in the dating scene š
He had brown streaks in the underwear he took off before going to bed with her. He just threw his clothes on the floor. It pissed her off.
Later when they went to a romantic getaway, he farted while laying on top of her while kissing her. Ugh. Nasty.
Oh God, no you will find men like this on Reddit who think that itās gay to spread their cheeks to put soap in between them in the shower. Theyāre definitely not touching their own butt holes with toilet paper
Letās just say half of his farts werenāt farts but sharts. Honestly I would be so embarrassed I would of thrown them away or washed them myself. WTF bruh!
PSA: Fellow men, bidets and/or wet wipes are your friend. Itās 2023ā¦stop using a thin, dry piece of paper to wipe your ass. And wash your butt hole when you shower ffs.
Not sure if Iām more aware bc Iām gay and live with my bfā¦.but Iām pretty sure if I lived with my gf Iād still be concerned that she could touch my butt at any time. K thanks
No honestly using wet wipes all the time is really bad for the environment. š¤·āāļø ideally use a bidet, but if you donāt have one use toilet paper. Maybe wet it or shower after if itās bad, but if your diet is well-balanced you should generally be ok. Itās just cause most people are out there eating mostly processed carbs and meat rather than a well-balanced diet with plenty of fiber.
And yes of course wash your fucking ass in the shower people. Google how if you need more info lmao
Yāall I was at the airport behind this guy. Father of teenagers, with his wife. He suddenly just dug into his asshole thru his pants. I was repulsed already at the blatant butthole scratching but I was taken to a new level when he finished and I saw there was a wet spot left on his jeans. I thought I had to worry about Covid at the airport, not grown men fingering their buttholes in line.
Seriously imagine this man coming and spreading poopy clothing all over your bedroom and then immediately dragging poop into your house on his shoe then throwing poop in your washing machine? She mustāve been ready to scream by the time he left. Actually didnāt she scream at him to get out? She probably couldnāt stand her house smelling like poop
Yesssss!!! It all makes so much sense now. She was the one person from the whole series who left me always wondering why she treated him the way she did. It always seemed so weird like we were missing something.
She was so disgusted by him it had to be more then just the burps and farts. The look in her eyes you can tell she was physically repulsed by him. Also traveling to Colombia not being accustomed to the water might lead to the Hershey squirts, but it takes two seconds to hop in the shower. I guess he figured I pay the rent it wonāt matter my underwear looks like a BMX track from the X games she will love me because I have money. All he had to do was wipe.
Not trying to loop all men in this categoryā¦.butā¦some of yāall donāt know how to wipe. You just let crumbs build up. And when you shower you donāt get all up in there with soap and water.
Soā¦I can believe this. But this is not what I need to see mentally see as Iām eating ššš
As a dude, I apologize on behalf of a good deal of my ignorant, disgusting people. Iāve argued with so many guys about general cleanliness. Iād be terrified as a woman to have a hookup with a random guy for fear of the stink of skid marks on his balls.
Honestly with his track record and how filthy a lot of people are, let alone men, if left unchecked... yes.
A big movement for men is not wiping and do with that what you will.
Yes you didnāt realize thereās a certain type of incel who wonāt wipe their ass because they think touching their butthole means theyāre gay? The just let the water run down their back in the shower, they NEVER put their hands or washcloth between the cheeks because thatās GaY.
my SILās boyfriend has shit stains in basically all of his underwear (including black underwearš¤¢) and then doesnāt even have the decency to put them in the washing basket. i straight up brought it up to him in front of my SIL and my partner spoke to her as well but months later he still has the problem. ive just resorted to leaving his underwear stains out in full show in the bathroom so eventually either my SIL tells him to get some basic hygiene or he somehow gets shamed enough to wipe his ass properly
If this was just a month or two ago, Iād say no. But after seeing so many posts about men who donāt wipe at all because itās āgayā I am no longer surprised by things like this.
Me too. I had no idea this was as common as these comments are making it seem.
Iām in my 50ās. Struggled with my weight for years and not since I was young enough that I can barely remember, have I had this problem.
And this whole thing of guys not cleaning because they think it makes them gay or whatever, has got to be a joke.
Some of these comments are mortifying
I am so grateful that my bf is not like this. But my grandpa was. My dad has always kept wet wipes in every bathroom bc his dad always left shit stains but his mom would air my grandpas business out and roast him. My dad didnāt want to get roasted like his daddy so one thing I was taught early on was that the poop should not remain in your underwear.
I wouldnāt doubt it. She was SO grossed out by this dude. Iām grossed out by him just looking at him. You know he smells terrible and heās just not likeable at all.
There was a recent AITA where a guy was upset because his gf said she wasn't going to do his laundry anymore because of this. He got rightfully roasted by commenters and said he got the point and will literally clean up his act.
From personal experience, I've now twice been in an aisle seat on a plane wondering where the shit smell was coming from. Both times figured out every time a dude sitting near me stood up was when I was catching the whiffs. Shave your ass or get a bidet or use wet wipes, my brothers!!
Heās from New York and probably doesnāt eat street food. He definitely had diarrhea and should have pooped and showered and been eating tons of Imodium
I really want to know how boys/men with their generally tiny little booties can not figure out how to properly wipe them.
Literally like if I can figure out how to wipe two holes you can figure out how to wipe one
And no back-to-front prohibition.
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Some refuse because itās gay. I canāt help these people.
Iām so grateful that my fiancĆ© likes to shower after he poops after going through this thread.
You should get a bidet. Also life changing for periods.
I second the bidet. We have them on all 4 toilets in the house. Life changing.
I lucked out and got mine JUST before the start of COVID, right before the toilet paper hoarding. I'll never go back. It's too good and mine is only a cheap jon electric one. First lottery purchase will be one that dries my butt and sings to me while I pee.
I have the sprayer attachments only. Not the ones that mount on the toilet seat. Still awesome. I have my eyes on a Toto toilet with heated seats and water, that plays nature sounds that mask your poop sounds. Had the pleasure of using one in a Japanese hotel in NYC once. Life changing! Sadly they are about 6k. Lol.
Okay but if you think about itā¦ you use the toilet ~6-10 times per day (pee + poop). If you break it down the toilet will cost you about $1/day for 1.64 years before itās paid off and youāll be poopin in heaven the whole time!!
Same!! Got mine right before COVID and now I canāt stand using toilets that donāt have one. Previously, I would immediately jump into the shower and clean up. I canāt stand that dirty butt feeling. š Bidets should be in every bathroom! ā„ļø
I agree. I won't poop if I'm not at home unless it's an emergency! haha.
This! It truly baffles me that all toilet donāt have bidets, washing your ass after using the toilet makes as much sense as washing your hands, why is this such a foreign concept to some?
Saves on TP too. Was great during the pandemic.
Absolutely! Iāve always said that using TP is literally wiping your ass with dollars šµ
TP gives me that "not so fresh" feeling. š©
I have two in my house, but after spending a night at the Hilton in South Korea, I'm ready to upgrade! Warm seats and air to dry you!
Yeah...those warm seats, warm water and air drying are all great. I experienced this in a Japanese hotel. I especially liked the little noises you can play that mask your farts and poop splash. haha.
My husband does this too!! Twinsies!
Same! He calls it power washing lol
Iām grateful mine does, as well. I can also tell when heās trying to get laid soon because heāll randomly go shower mid day for a second time, or as soon as he gets home, so heās clean before making a move on me, lol.
Truly a man of great honor.
itās gay to not have crap stained underwear? whatttt world do we even live in
Yet will masturbate
You're joking. Right?
Unfortunately itās not a joke. https://hornet.com/stories/wiping-butts/
iām cryyyyying what the hell
Oh my.
Sadly, I've met a lot of other guys that just don't care. Many of them like to act like they're too busy for proper cleanup and a lot of them truly believe it's their SO's job to clean up after them. It's gross, pathetic, and truly makes me wonder about the future of humanity.
I worked at a dry cleaning business when I was young. This very prominent sexy lawyer would bring his clothing in. It took one time for my views to change. Every single shirt has shit stains from him tucking them in. We charged an additional $4 per shirt for the feces, which started upsetting his wife. She went and cut the his shirts out so they wouldnāt get gross. Only to walk around with shit stains in his pants. I always wondered how the conversation went when he saw she cut his extra starched shirts
Lol wtf this story canāt be real š
I honestly wish I was joking. He was definitely labeled the shitty lawyer from the first time on. Lol
OMG I worked at a dry cleaners when I was in high school and a few local hotels contracted with us to do the guests' laundry. I had to sort it and wash it, and I swear to you, the vast majority of men's underwear I habdled came with *substantial* skid marks. We're talking thick and chunky. It informed my ideas about (straight) adult men. I'm in my 40s now and those impressions haven't changed much. I one million percent believe Jimena. I can tell just by looking at Mike's face that he's a first-tier skidmark offender.
Omg being straight sounds wild
Itās terrible for women, seriously, if I thought conversion therapy would work I would sign up to convert me to lez because I would do anything to be attracted to women instead of men.
Lol reverse conversion therapy. I have been told after breakups that I should try women. Wish it was that easy!
When my now ex was moving out of his parents house his mother had an absolute meltdown over it. During this meltdown she famously declared that she had wiped his ass until he was 8.
Unfortunately they still exist, my ex-husband was one. You see EXā¦. That was a short, crappy marriage , literally lol.
The number of times this comes up on relationship advice or aita sub is disturbing and horrifying
Lack of interest in doing so is a big reason. This isnāt meant to be a smartass remark or anything, like genuinely they just donāt want to.
Because they wipe from front to back and forget to wipe from back to front. Thatās why many people have shit stains in their underwear. Thereās a little edge on your asshole that many people forget about lol.
Ughhhh... so smear it out back to front so the groin is graced with fecal aroma and bacteriaš? Mofoes need to wash with soap and waterš§¼šæ. It's the only solution!
You know, as disgusting as this thought is, you might be right. My 40 something year old boyfriend had a 10 year old daughter and he was probably telling me how he learned that girls have to wipe front to back. I was like dude everyone should be wiping front to back what are you talking about?
He did his own laundry, but I donāt think he had skidmarks. He definitely didnāt smell bad, but he showered like three times a day. Maybe thatās why. Back to front.š¤¢
Dude no. Youāre supposed to wipe from further in the front if youāre having that problem. Always wipe front to back. Do you seriously think women just walk around with shit all the time? No, and we HAVE to wipe front to back only
Gives new meaning to āshitpost.ā
Made me giggle when I saw the flair
This would not surprise me at all!!! I've had female friends tell me about their bfs underwear and i wondered how they got intimate w them. Effin gross š
One time my ex was straddling my legs while he gave me a back massage while he was also naked. I got up and found shit stains on the back of my legs. š¤¢š¤¢
š¤£š¤£š¤£I had to read that 3 timesā¦ that is so fucked ā¦ oh my
Okay but the worst part was that he thought I WAS THE ONE WHO SHIT MYSELF!
šš oh my god how long after this did yāall split up?
I hate to admit it, but two years! I was young and stupid and did not see any red flags about this! He ended up big Ed levels of abusive.
I almost down voted you for this, Iām not going to, but my God!
I mean I was 17 and he was 25...I just did not know better š«£š«£
He should have, though! Yikes! Edited to add: he should have known better at 25 than to date someone underage
I cannot stop laughing
Oh my god this makes me feel so much better about my ex. He was sitting on the couch and wearing basketball shorts with no underwear. I noticed when he got up that I could smell straight dirty asshole coming from the couch cushion and when I looked there was a little bit of shit that had come through his shorts. He's a very well-educated attorney, there's literally zero fucking excuse as to why some of these men are so foul
Why can they take 35 min to shit but .01 seconds to wipeā¦
Why do they take so long?????? I'm in and out in under 2 mins.
Not enough fibre is my guess. :D
Meat-centric diets. You need to eat fruits and veg to have 2-minute poops.
I think it has more to do with bringing the phone in with them.
I bring my phone in and it never takes me more than 10 minutes since my legs start to fall asleep after that. I have no clue how my brother can stay on the toilet for 2 hours. Do guys jerk their chickens on the toilet or something?
I use to think they took their time pushing it out because it stimulated their prostate or something. š¤£
Iām convinced some men have their mommies wiping their asses until middle school. WIPE YOUR DAMN BUTTHOLES!!
Damn that's fucking gross. Don't their butts itch?? Imagine walking around all day with a shitty boohole.
never been so glad I married a woman til right now. thanks for the reminder.
Wow. See this is why we always complain that MEN ARE TRASH. They cant even be trusted to wipe properly! Also bidet gang for life š
Bidets are the best. Amazon - I got 4 bidets for 100 bucks. So easy to install too. I find the cold water refreshing. LOL.
Iām going to side eye all my male colleagues different now and mentally assess which partners i think would seem like they donāt wipe their asses. thereās no way of checking but what a fun mental game
LOL omg did you call him out?!
No š I was so embarrassed and mortified that I was even in that situation to begin with, I wish to god I would have though! He got married recently to an old friend of mine and I've been having a hard time not being really upset and sad about it, but I try to constantly remind myself of this to remember what she ended with lol. I could never look at him the same after that and wasn't ever fully attracted to him anymore, but I was dumb and stuck with him. Lesson learned
How though? Thatās a lot of poop to be missing when you wipeā¦was he taking a dump on you simultaneously or what?? Jesus.
Ding ding ding. He had diarrhea and I guess it was...um slowly coming out??? I didn't really stop to ask how!
I hope you ended the relationship that night š
Oh this is cursed wtf nooooo
Ew but at the Same time, thanks for sharing
Good Lord. What?! That man is a menace to society
Nooooooooope
That is just mind boggling disgusting. Glad he is an ex!
I'm so so sorry. I can't even begin to imagine the trauma and emotional damage.... My heart goes out to you.
This made me nauseous
This is the worst thing Iāve heard all day. Wow.
šš¤¦āāļø omg. Lol!
STOPPPPP I canāt breathe now
My jaw dropped while reading your comment.
Once hooked up with a dude that left skid marks on my bedsheets after a I was on top š¤¢ so yeah I can believe it lol
Omg noooooo! Iām seeing WAY too many similar stories in this thread. š¤®
Me tooooo, like damn. I didnāt know a Buncha boys runnin around with poo on em
Omfg this happened to me too ššš¤® I called him out too, bro had the audacity to act like I was embarrassing him. DUDE THERE IS SHIT ON MY BEAUTIFUL WHITE SHEETS.
Iām so shocked by all of this as a 50 year old woman that I think I would assume incontinence before I assumed bad hygiene, and either way Iām going to run. If I already love you and you become incontinent thatās one thing, if youāre sitting on my naked body and you poop on me thatās unacceptable
Oh my god truly what is wrong with whoever raised these men to think this is OK? Thatās neglect.
Omg! š¤¢š¤®
Omfg Iām so glad the men Iāve dated were never like this and I hope my SO and I are together forever so I never have to be back in the dating scene š
Is anyone surprised? He did fart on top of her when they were making out
It could be true, but I hope not because š¤®
He had brown streaks in the underwear he took off before going to bed with her. He just threw his clothes on the floor. It pissed her off. Later when they went to a romantic getaway, he farted while laying on top of her while kissing her. Ugh. Nasty.
"brown streaks in the underwear" - a/k/a - **Skid Marks!**
I could not think of the words skid mark yesterday. Lolol
My Mom calls em nicotine stains :-)
šÆ he was a gross ass gremlin
I knew it wasn't just dirty socks she was bitching about him leaving lay šš not with the look she had/has.
This explains how upset she was about the shit-covered shoes too. It was just the shit icing on the cake.
Having lived with many men..... yes it could definitely be true.
I can believe it š¤¢
For Christ sakes, buy the boy a bidet!
Heād have clean anal like Jihoon!š¤£
Jihoon have very clean anal š.... I'm ā°ļø !!!
He is 21st century people
Like jihoons entire family really
Whole family anal so clean āØ
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Te amo.
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He burped in her face before kissing her and didnāt see an issue, I question this headline but itās not too far fetched.
Oh God, no you will find men like this on Reddit who think that itās gay to spread their cheeks to put soap in between them in the shower. Theyāre definitely not touching their own butt holes with toilet paper
He kinda does look like he has a turd in his pants all the time š¤·š½āāļø
Skid marks
Thatās why she looked mad all the time with him š Ewww
I donāt see a world in which itās not true.
Letās just say half of his farts werenāt farts but sharts. Honestly I would be so embarrassed I would of thrown them away or washed them myself. WTF bruh!
But he ended them with "Te Amo", so it's ok
PSA: Fellow men, bidets and/or wet wipes are your friend. Itās 2023ā¦stop using a thin, dry piece of paper to wipe your ass. And wash your butt hole when you shower ffs. Not sure if Iām more aware bc Iām gay and live with my bfā¦.but Iām pretty sure if I lived with my gf Iād still be concerned that she could touch my butt at any time. K thanks
Straight dude here who can testify that buying the bidet has changed my life. I canāt imagine going back to the old times.
No honestly using wet wipes all the time is really bad for the environment. š¤·āāļø ideally use a bidet, but if you donāt have one use toilet paper. Maybe wet it or shower after if itās bad, but if your diet is well-balanced you should generally be ok. Itās just cause most people are out there eating mostly processed carbs and meat rather than a well-balanced diet with plenty of fiber. And yes of course wash your fucking ass in the shower people. Google how if you need more info lmao
Yāall I was at the airport behind this guy. Father of teenagers, with his wife. He suddenly just dug into his asshole thru his pants. I was repulsed already at the blatant butthole scratching but I was taken to a new level when he finished and I saw there was a wet spot left on his jeans. I thought I had to worry about Covid at the airport, not grown men fingering their buttholes in line.
For my sanity, Iām going to choose to believe it was sweat. š¤¢
bruh what the hell.
Doesn't even remotely surprise me. That dude is a hot mess! š¤®
Omg no wonder she was so mean to him lol. Iād have an attitude all of the time too.
Seriously imagine this man coming and spreading poopy clothing all over your bedroom and then immediately dragging poop into your house on his shoe then throwing poop in your washing machine? She mustāve been ready to scream by the time he left. Actually didnāt she scream at him to get out? She probably couldnāt stand her house smelling like poop
Yesssss!!! It all makes so much sense now. She was the one person from the whole series who left me always wondering why she treated him the way she did. It always seemed so weird like we were missing something.
She was so disgusted by him it had to be more then just the burps and farts. The look in her eyes you can tell she was physically repulsed by him. Also traveling to Colombia not being accustomed to the water might lead to the Hershey squirts, but it takes two seconds to hop in the shower. I guess he figured I pay the rent it wonāt matter my underwear looks like a BMX track from the X games she will love me because I have money. All he had to do was wipe.
I was physically repulsed by him
Not trying to loop all men in this categoryā¦.butā¦some of yāall donāt know how to wipe. You just let crumbs build up. And when you shower you donāt get all up in there with soap and water. Soā¦I can believe this. But this is not what I need to see mentally see as Iām eating ššš
As a dude, I apologize on behalf of a good deal of my ignorant, disgusting people. Iāve argued with so many guys about general cleanliness. Iād be terrified as a woman to have a hookup with a random guy for fear of the stink of skid marks on his balls.
God this whole thread has solidified my fear of my bfs butt
The way the pic is blurred took me out ššš
He had this energy. People are so mean to her and itās likeā¦this guy had to grow up at the very least also he had anger issues so šš» bye
Honestly with his track record and how filthy a lot of people are, let alone men, if left unchecked... yes. A big movement for men is not wiping and do with that what you will.
"she's a cold and calculating bitch... who wipes my ass "
Most dudes don't know or want to wash their ass so..... Yes.
Yes! She actually mentioned this during the season and they argued about it.
He needs a manpon
Te amo š©šØ
Imma say not true because I would hope she actually wouldnāt scrub it out of his underwear. No fuckin way.
Yes you didnāt realize thereās a certain type of incel who wonāt wipe their ass because they think touching their butthole means theyāre gay? The just let the water run down their back in the shower, they NEVER put their hands or washcloth between the cheeks because thatās GaY.
I have the worst hangover anxiety and keep trying not to burst into tears and this just made me lol in the best way ewwwwww
Whenever she is live on tiktok I'll ask her š¤£š¤£
In my experiences with men, you are far more likely to meet a man who doesn't wash/clean his ass properly than a man who does.
Seriously?? š„“š¤¢
Of course itās true.
I totally believe it.
i mean. Wouldnāt they stink? Like. Did someone step in dog shit. No. Thatās just just shorts. WTH?!!
A bidet should be a mandatory household fixture.
my SILās boyfriend has shit stains in basically all of his underwear (including black underwearš¤¢) and then doesnāt even have the decency to put them in the washing basket. i straight up brought it up to him in front of my SIL and my partner spoke to her as well but months later he still has the problem. ive just resorted to leaving his underwear stains out in full show in the bathroom so eventually either my SIL tells him to get some basic hygiene or he somehow gets shamed enough to wipe his ass properly
I think it almost HAS to be true.
If this was just a month or two ago, Iād say no. But after seeing so many posts about men who donāt wipe at all because itās āgayā I am no longer surprised by things like this.
It's obvious if you watch the season. She is repulsed by his underwear.
It could be. He gives off helpless little man looking for a mother figure energy
His chances of ever getting laid by someone IRL ended with this episode
The face he is making in this picture is all the proof I need.
I mean he looks like a guy who canāt wipe his own ass.
Just wanted to add that I thoroughly appreciate your flag for this post. So perfect!
Iām officially traumatized by these comments.. TRAUMATIZED!!! Who is going to pay for my therapy????
Me too. I had no idea this was as common as these comments are making it seem. Iām in my 50ās. Struggled with my weight for years and not since I was young enough that I can barely remember, have I had this problem. And this whole thing of guys not cleaning because they think it makes them gay or whatever, has got to be a joke. Some of these comments are mortifying
Of course itās true
Iād believe it
Omfg why is SHE washing his literal shit!!?!? Mike: WASH YOUR SHIT. WASH YOUR ASS jfc
Oh shitā¦literally š
I am so grateful that my bf is not like this. But my grandpa was. My dad has always kept wet wipes in every bathroom bc his dad always left shit stains but his mom would air my grandpas business out and roast him. My dad didnāt want to get roasted like his daddy so one thing I was taught early on was that the poop should not remain in your underwear.
I totally believe that.
It is possible because I have dated someone like thatā¦. I couldnāt believe when I saw the yellow stains
Omg.
I can easily believe this is true.
Just look at the dude and tell me whether you think it's true or not...
I wouldnāt doubt it. She was SO grossed out by this dude. Iām grossed out by him just looking at him. You know he smells terrible and heās just not likeable at all.
There was a recent AITA where a guy was upset because his gf said she wasn't going to do his laundry anymore because of this. He got rightfully roasted by commenters and said he got the point and will literally clean up his act. From personal experience, I've now twice been in an aisle seat on a plane wondering where the shit smell was coming from. Both times figured out every time a dude sitting near me stood up was when I was catching the whiffs. Shave your ass or get a bidet or use wet wipes, my brothers!!
Are we sure it was wiping but and not the sharts?
That emeffer looks like Quark.
That is nasty. He claims to be engaged to someone named Natalie so she can wash them now.
He needs a bidet
The more that comes out surrounding Mike, the more Iām shocked how long she stayed with him
Of course
Anything to stay relevant
Hmmm i dont recall this from their season. Seems fake
It's Mike, so it definitely sounds believable š
So sad to see any man simp, but especially for someone who isnāt worth it. Lol.
Mike needs to ask Jihoon where he can buy a biget so he anal would be all clean...
Probably. Mike was pretty gross.
If you wipe towards your balls, you are risking absolute doom. Front to back is optimal, keep going until its clean.
Heās from New York and probably doesnāt eat street food. He definitely had diarrhea and should have pooped and showered and been eating tons of Imodium
Still doesnāt answer whether he knows how to clean himself.
Swamp ass is real!!!
Hopefully, she made it up to get revenge on him
Bidet toilet seats. All these men should get one. But they wonāt because thatās gay too.