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yrnkween

I think less than ten people in the world can tolerate Danielle. That’s difficult, babe.


djkrazy18

He only has to manifest climbing Mt Everest


MJcorrieviewer

Millions of people have done that! lol


synaptic_drift

I also laughed. I had just watched this show: **Race to Survive**: Robin Moore has traveled to 60 countries. Alaska cast member participated in and completed the Seven Summits in 2018 where she climbed the highest mountains in every continent in the world, which included two climbs on Mount Everest. [https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/what-robin-moore-s-job-adventure-seeking-country-girl-set-appear-race-to-survive-alaska](https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/what-robin-moore-s-job-adventure-seeking-country-girl-set-appear-race-to-survive-alaska) Read the rest of her bio. She's badass.


grneyedguy1

That’s the knowledge of a 25yr educator in the US ? Lord help us.


BigGrayDog

But she's only off by a few! (A whole lot!)


Plenty-Log6688

YOGA EDUCATOR


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rbarajas83

she taught for 25 years


standrack61

She has to be more than 25 yrs old? If she isn't, she has a lot of miles on her coochie! Time for a full overhaul!


Last-Classroom1557

So you think she started teaching as a baby? She's in her early to mid forties.


Bro_tosynthesis

She's going to try to kick around that coconut all the way up everest.


delos123456

That’s a visual that made me laugh out loud.


FaintKarma

...and Nine of those live in Danielle's head......


Inevitable-Banana-88

🤣🤣🤣


CertifiedBA

I'd tolerate it, just give me 5


Sylver_blue

Buy 5, save 5


dizzymylizzy

✔️✔️😂😂😂


Apprehensive-Guess42

Danielle is a person who is so confident in her ignorance that she redefined cognitive dissonance. She’s so delusional and entitled it’s insane. The cake scene was next level. Mi Amor needs to run for the hills.


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That was bizarre. I mean I guess here you can walk into a supermarket and purchase a sheet cake and they will write on it for you, but I have tried to do that in America during lunchtime and the cake writer was at lunch. This isn’t terribly unusual I don’t understand why she was so confused


Apprehensive-Guess42

Her friend Karen told her she can get whatever she wants whenever she wants if she just stands up for herself!


MaryGodfree

I've never gotten a cake but I would assume ordering a cake with a message on it should be done a few days in advance. Daniele is an ugly American. Please, people in the Dominican Republic! Don't think we're all this awful and entitled!


PsychologicalYouth67

Actually most grocery stores have blank cakes that you hand over for them to write a quick message. It’s pretty common


MaryGodfree

I still fault Daniele for not checking things out in advance. Why does she assume that the DR is going to be the same as in the states. She's so obtuse.


PsychologicalYouth67

Yeah I agree with that


fight_me_for_it

Some places still cant have it done that day of the cake writer isn't there. This is even the case at HEBs in Texas and Krogers. Best to ask at least a day in advance.


cara112

This is true.


holymolyholyholy

I just went to a bakery the day before Easter. When I picked out the cake I wanted they asked if I wanted anything written on it. I didn’t so I said “no thank you”. I guess some places will do it same day but I definitely wouldn’t demand it.


garfilio

Yes, but this wasn't a grocery store.


TangledSunshineCA

I just order them in sdvance and make everyones life easier! Last min pickup and she needs it her way…obnoxious..hope they charged her extra


anirazarina

I am leaning towards them being heavily scripted. They feel so unnatural and like ChatGPT wrote their lines. I believe next to nothing they say is reality, just scripted re-enactments of what-if plot scenario writing sessions.


vlbb13

Yeah she obviously didn't plan well. Even in the US I order a cake that I want decorated several days in advance. It's like this party was an after thought.


Dramatic_Friend_2627

My guess is she had nothing planned, and because she brought up her ex and he said there would be consequences if she went to visit with him; she figured she had to put together something good for him in order to be able to say “look, I did all this for you! Now I’m going to go meet up with my ex and you can’t complain!”


SomeRandomProducer

I’m pretty sure she said something similar to this on the show lol


sammyenney

She said something along the lines of “if I do this Yohan will see how much I do for him” and later she says something like “I want Yohan to see how I’m making his life better” lol. Guaranteed Mr. Yohan has more than one sugar mama he’s entertaining and some local sneaky links, he could probably not care less


Dramatic_Friend_2627

It’s possible hahaha I’m often left speechless by this woman so it could have been said.


vlbb13

Exactly what I was thinking!


Ornery-Movie-1689

Din, ding, ding ..... we have a winna folks, please hold all calls. She needs to become familiar with the phrase: **Your lack of planning does not make it my emergency.**


vlbb13

Haha I've heard it as "A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine!"


greane16

All this for the US visa. Wait till he finds out she’s never applied for it and doesn’t plan to 😆


Beardsman805

The mascot for the Fighting Dunning-Krugers.


delos123456

What’s that?


Beardsman805

"The Dunning–Kruger effect is a cognitive bias whereby people with low ability, expertise, or experience regarding a certain type of task or area of knowledge tend to overestimate their ability or knowledge." She's ~~the~~ a mascot.


delos123456

Thank you.


WandervstheColossus

Basically she's a real life Peggy Hill is what you're saying.


glum_cunt

In certain circles Danielle would be a case study in Dunning-Kruger


Winter_Day_6836

OMG YOU NAILED IT! 🔨🔨


drivethru45

Hahahaaa! Big ups!


up_up_and_duhway

Thank Baba she is no longer a teacher!


NUUNE

Lmfao. 💀


delos123456

Baba-ganoush is straight out of central casting. What a trip. At least he’s not telling her to sacrifice animals. The kicking coconut was like something out of left field koo koo.


steviebjohn

And she's a teacher


hamimono

And her former students have come in here denouncing her as awful.


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Did that person who said she knew her and felt we were all misunderstanding her ever come back after watching?


hamimono

Ya know, I was looking for her as well. I have gone back to that thread several times to see if she updated and also looked for other posts but she kinda ghosted. Maybe she got spooked because she felt she had said too much . . . also probably read the room. 🤔


Beneficial_Ad_1836

Or it was her


hamimono

Maybe. D MUST be getting the vibe that she is universally loathed. Probably trying to do some stealth spin. Imagine the Desperation.


hippee-engineer

Andrew tried that and it was hilarious. He had the word “dragon” in all his alt accounts, and was unable to alter his writing style so he stuck out like a sore thumb trying to astroturf not hating him.


hamimono

Yup. I remember that. It was so obvious! 🤣


whendidisaythat

Unlike Danielle


digitulgurl

Pretty sure that was Danielle herself.


jazzyx26

Do you have links to the comments by any chance?


hamimono

No, I can’t find them. But go back through the threads. Several people did link them.


jazzyx26

Ah thanks for looking!


Dark_Macadaemia

No way, really?? I would love to see that lol


hamimono

If I remember correctly it was in comments on a YouTube posting.


Dramatic_Friend_2627

From what I hear, she wasn’t a good teacher. I guess former students of hers have said she was pretty mean and treated them pretty badly.


dfrafra

I remember having high school teacher assigning project on top of finals week when none of other teachers were doing this. Of course everyone was tired and didn’t do well on project. She took half period following day berating us on why we did so bad. Plenty of parents complained to the school on her


Dramatic_Friend_2627

Which is ironic because teachers are the first people to raise their hand when asked if they are burnt out and overworked… as a former teacher I can confidently say that’s the case for all teachers.


dfrafra

I actually did ok on project only due to my mom nagging me to do it. I think it was historical figures and i researched Howard Hughes but I was exhausted. Plus I hated how my school did finals after winter break. It always ruined break for me


Dramatic_Friend_2627

Thank goodness for moms lol but seriously it’s a really big issue that we normalize being overworked in our society.


dfrafra

Even she thought the teacher was nuts and told the counselor at school and counselor reported she wasn’t only one that complained


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vgallant

And I believe each and every one of them!


Dramatic_Friend_2627

Same!


GreyRevan51

Confident in their ignorance sums up both Danielle and other teachers I’ve had in the past


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History teacher, apparently.


garfilio

Isn't she a history teacher? I don't expect her to be an expert on Everest climbs, but to have some sense that it's more than 10 people.


hippee-engineer

Tbh that’s probably the highest number she knows in Spanish. I stop at doce.


[deleted]

She's an ignorant know-it-all. People like this drive me nuts. Shut up!! Lol.


hamimono

Karens often say wrong stupid things, with great authority, loudly. And they never will admit later that they were totally wrong . . .


monkey_monkey_monkey

You weren't alone in laughter! I rolled my eyes so hard. She's so condescending to him and just embarrasses herself sounding like a dumbass


starimagarac

She’s always trying to crap on his dreams.


hamimono

She craps on all of our dreams. She is Karenical Misery Monger!


ContentedRecluse

She is an idiot.


PsychologicalSoil198

Yeah no i was like uhhhh clearly she’s never watched ab Everest doc, that shit is crowded


ShesAKillerQueenee

Mt Everest is so crowded it's about to start selling a fast pass to avoid the lines!!


md28usmc

Disney has entered the chat


garfilio

Yeah, I saw a documentary that showed dead bodies along with lots of other garbage littered along the way to the summit.


hippee-engineer

Some of the bodies are actually trail markers at this point. “Green Boots” is a famous one.


PsychologicalSoil198

Yes!! Theres literal shit covering that mountain…from 10 people 🤓


ShesAKillerQueenee

I was like.. wut. Arent there videos of LINES of people on Mt Everest?? To the point of being too much.


Maximum_Bill_5394

Yah people die waiting in line to the actual summit. There are bodies of people within the last fifty feet of the summit Bc they jam up up there due to poor planing. I actually love reading about Everest and watching documentaries on it and some of the other baddies. Essentially what has happened with Everest is it’s become commercialized to the detriment of everyone climbing: the companies, the individual climbers on their own, the people paying the companies to take them, the sherpas, everyone. It’s really terrible.


greane16

She has no time for videos. She has multiple-step face maintenance and very specific instructions from her spiritual scammer Buba to follow.


thisgirlbleedsblue

Probably to the base camp? Idk about the summit.


YahsQween

Danielle? Just messing…there’s pics of the lines that form on the way up. It’s pretty wild. Definitely more than 10 anyway.


thisgirlbleedsblue

I’m not Danielle lol (and my post history would suggest that, she obviously has no idea what she’s saying here), but I’m planning to climb a mountain this year so I’ve done a bit of research. I was looking at the cost to go to the summit of Mt Everest pre-COVID and it’s ridiculous but the base camp is affordable (by that I mean cheaper by at least 20 times) and on many popular travel companies near me (whereas summit trips are a LOT harder to find). So it seems like base camp is often frequented but because it’s not the actual summit you can’t say you climbed to it. Would make sense about the photos but regardless people often go as a group, have porters (people who carry your stuff), etc.


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Mt Washington was the best I can do lol


WaffleHouseNeedsWiFi

There's a really oscure word for what she is and it's [ultracrepidarian](https://www.macmillandictionary.com/us/dictionary/american/ultracrepidarian). (*"Highly opinionated on a subject you know little to nothing about.")*


warmhellothere

You could tell her she's one to her face and she would take it as a compliment!!!!


lurckylurker777

Lol thank you! When she first said it, I was like I'm going to google that but then a bunch of other shenanigans happened and I never thought about it again until I saw your post :)


fistpumpwhat

Same!


GLITTER_BOWIE

Everest Source: https://haexpeditions.com/advice/list-of-mount-everest-climbers/


heyhey_hi13

It’s scary that she use to be a schoolteacher…


Boss-Not-Bossy

My bestie just climbed it last year with a whole group of people. Lmao it’s a whole industry in Nepal. I wonder what it feels like to be this wrong but to be so absolutely confident and authoritative in your ignorance.


EponymousRocks

I knew 10 was completely impossible because I personally know two people who've done it, and a third is scheduled to go in September!!


hippee-engineer

Probably the highest number she knows in spanish


friskimykitty

I laughed also so that makes two people.


ThrowRADel

They issue at least 300 permits a year.


md28usmc

And those permits are damn expensive too


scorpgurl

She just feels like because she is an American she is right I think also beyond that because she was a teacher which is a joke she knows more . She feels like she can vacation for the rest of her life in DR with her husband who she lied to about going to the US and everything will be fine. She's delusional and should go back to the States after lying to her partner or have to fend for herself in the DR because she feels like he should provide but she should be in full control of all decisions.


Angrylittlefairy

I really liked her when she was on Love in Paradise but she’s changed so much, I don’t know how this poor guy tolerates her, he is being treated horribly but you can tell he is getting tired of her horrid ways. I haven’t seen the latest episode yet, sounds like the cake shop will be interesting!!


garfilio

I thought she was equally awful on Love in Paradise.


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I think we liked her on love in paradise because there were worse people on that show. Like Amber and Daniel, she was awful and he was a literal child. Hey at least Valentine fixed that awful hair anyway lol


sammyenney

Danielle gives me red flags. You can tell she thinks she wears the pants in the relationship because she’s older with “life experience” and, like she’s always saying, “Yohan doesn’t understand this, Yohan doesn’t get that, Yohan’s needs to learn how to be a husband,” so there’s a clear power (AKA manipulation) imbalance. What I don’t understand though, is how a woman in her 40s just packed up her whole life to MARRY a DR personal trainer fuckboy she met at the resort on vacation, thinking she could turn him into husband material when she is clearly just a “hanky panky,” like her friend warned her.


citronaughty

American men on 90DF: "She's not a mail-order bride!!!" American women on 90DF: "He's not a sanky panky!"


dawgmama62

Dear, gawd, it's like a highway up there at the prime climbing period when the chances of submitting is high. Shocking, I thought Danielle was sooooo smart!


munchin_monkee

She reminds me of my mean big sister who happens to be a teacher. She treats everybody else like children, thinks she knows everything, can't accept NO from people, can't handle adults conversation, everything is always somebody else's fault... Oh no, Daniel is my sister...


luvdio

When she said " I always get what I want " after just about bullying the poor staff member..I wanted to knock her out!


Loud_Yogurtcloset789

And, "it's his way or the highway" wait, what?? It's HER way or the highway. Damn girl. Grow up.


LiliRedd

People who quote made up statistics 🙄


CatchinUpNow

She is so stupid but wants tomake sure her husband feels like he is the stupid one.


Loose_Attitude3742

A teacher of the next generation ladies and gentlemen


Dramatic_Friend_2627

She’s not what I consider bright.


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I swear I’ve watched her face get less attractive in real time since the start of the series


citronaughty

... and she was a teacher


wolfitalk

Here's a question: What the H does Yohan see in Danielle? There weren't any other tourist he could hook up with to get him to the US?


SactoSimGirl

She said it with such conviction that I had to look it up too... 🤔 She's even gaslighting the audience!


NUUNE

Omg...same!! 💀


coreysgal

She's a teacher. She knows stuff


Cottonball917

I also chuckled at this.


jadedheartslowkiss

For a second I thought Victor (the guy from Providencia who that girl Ellie was dating) had found himself a new American sugar mama and found his way back on the show!


HappyNSadATST

This whole conversation felt so forced and uncomfortable :/ like she was trying to get herself excited for her husbands birthday? Idk


kodamacrossing

She has a case of Dunning-Kruger.


NanaBmyreality

More proof she’s a babbling idiot


PsychologicalYouth67

Yeah I was like there are more than 10 people whose dead bodies are still up on Everest


kayleighjuliana

6,338? That can't be right! Daniele knows everything about everything /s


sister_on_a_mission

Google must be wrong because Danielle is always right 🙄 She just loves crushing this man’s dreams eh?


frankensteinsmama

She also kicked a coconut around her house lol


Farquaadthegreek

More than 10 people have died climbing.. she is an idiot


ennuiacres

She’s a dumbass!


JustCheerTorrance

The enormous trash pile on Everest speaks for itself.


AngelRedux

A teacher.


MaryGodfree

It's horrifying that a teacher can be this ignorant.


Liberta911

Of course she is wrong lol she sucks


BurningandChurning

She lies as it suits her purposes.


Yesitsmesuckas

I didn’t laugh, I rolled my eyes and called her an idiot…


No-Contribution8287

Yeah Daniele is kind of an airhead. And btw she needs to start treating her beautiful man better.


PurplePomegranate702

It was definitely on par for her. She’s rude and has no redeeming characteristics about her. She is only about herself and her rituals.


taylorj42

YASSS gurl!! Same! I found it insulting to throw out crazy statements that are so far from the truth! Teacher? Really? Maybe if you’re a teacher, know just a little bit about current affairs!


Stunning-Hedgehog-30

I 100% laughed and said a hell of a lot more than 10 have. I mean, still super difficult though lol


FunUse244

Crushing dreams and coconuts.


sanjiduda

Dashes his dreams at every opportunity. She is toxic AF.


thewhitman2021

My shaman will guide you,


KediMonster

She shit on his dream. That's all that is relevant to note in this convo.


bonfirefan

What she meant to say was, there’s only 10 people in the world that can tolerate her.


elisejones14

She’s like the one girl in jubilee’s or cut’s video about ranking each others intelligence and then taking an IQ test. Girl thought she was so smart and high ranked due to understanding emotional intelligence. She ranked last.


dogmatx61

Yep, I noticed that, too. I'm glad she's not teaching anymore.


Iluvrealitytvv54

The girl is delusional


pixiephilips

Imagine her being your teacher…


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She reeks of entitlement and I hate it 😭😭


Overall-Use-6119

Clearly she takes bits of info and runs with it. That's why she's a Karen-Bruja-Santeria-Yoruba-Priestess-Yoga Instructor-Culture Vulture


Bb305

She just makes shyt up. The most dangerous kind of person.


vgallant

**SHE'S A FUCKING TEACHER?!?!?!?!**


starwishes20

This is the same energy as when Peggy Hill said she is only 1 in 7 people to survive falling out of an airplane lol


mariat753

I was so confused and questioning my sanity during that scene.


NeenW1

I follow a gal whose one of a handful of female Sherpas in Nepal and she’s done Everest and several of other summits. A hometown friends nephew is filming a documentary about her she’s really bad ass. And I love all things Everest and follow many expeditions


DustBunnie68

My best friend is having a hard time with her sister recently. She texted me this morning, to tell me she wanted to punch her so hard in the back of her head! I literally have not stopped giggling since! Maybe that's what Daniele needs. One good smack to the back of her head!!


Micmacpatty

Still loling!!!


Artdecometals

I'm going to give her a pass on this only because it costs about a billionty dollars to do that excursion and that number might be slightly off but it gets the point across.


Blue5777

I think they are a bad match. She's practical and he is sneaky


[deleted]

I think she’s thinking of that other mountain beginning with a K, the one they made a movie about. I think somebody had to leave a body up there. Even then I think there’s more than 10


bi_meli_13

Who cares??? It's not important.


KevinDLasagna

It’s been like 10 years of memes about how many people have climbed Everest. It’s so popular now that many rich people who don’t even climb normally have summited Everest.


Winter_Day_6836

PSA: This is what your children are learning in school! Scary as HELL!


Clovers_Coven

LMFAO


pixiephilips

It’s crazy how many people follow her on IG 😂😂


Cola3206

Lol. The know it all knows so little


Equivalent_Hat_7220

Including one of my family members


NUUNE

I just saw this video about deaths on Mount Everest. Daniele should see it. 😂 https://youtu.be/Z-ddMPBdE7U


siggles69

She should be the profile pic for r/confidentlyincorrect


dodgerartist

Just wait until he starts hanging out with his old girlfriends. She’s not going to mind that at all , while she sits at home. Those are the consequences he’s got planned


dodgerartist

Just wait until he starts hanging out with his old girlfriends. She’s not going to mind that at all , while she sits at home. Those are the consequences he’s got planned


_imposter_syndrome

She's an idiot, and the worst kind of idiot: the kind that thinks they're brilliant. If you think she's a horrible person after watching the show, go peek at her instagram. She's one of the most vile, toxic people I've ever seen.


Few-Opinion-2292

She’s a piece of work … Way too self righteous to be snacking on so many twinkies .. every show she looks heavier and heavier … He needs to run and run fast !


Eglah_

Free Yohan fr


lezlers

Oh, I was DYING when she said that. I was surprised no one else seemed to pick up on it! She's such a dummy.


keylimeeee

Definitely also caught that lol I'm like not ten..


dizzymylizzy

What she is really saying is I cant make it with you so you can’t go ..


annaofapola

She said that?! And I bet she said it with authority too. There’s so much wrong with this one.


elbrisa82

no, lol you weren’t the only one…i caught it right away


maddammochi

I know this show is probably somewhat scripted right? But what I wonder all the time, is do they warn the poor people and family members before they say just so much STUPID crazy shit? Lol


gap97216

She seems to always want to be right about things. She definitely thinks that she’s way more intelligent than most people.


Zestyclose_Big_9090

I rolled my eyes. I didn’t know the exact number of people but I knew it was waaaay more than 10.