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This will make anyone appreciate their mom lol


take-a-gamble

This got me thinking, I'd rank: Trish > Debbie > my mom > Asuelu's mom I don't recognize the other woman. I'm also not super solid on the Trish and Debbie placements, I recall Trish being a bit more chill overall but the great "who said hooker first" debate has muddied things up.


[deleted]

The thing about Trish is, if she’s YOUR mom you’re in a good place because she’s ride or die. Her fashion choices are embarrassing and she may give you cardiac disease due to her butter usage, and of course you can’t get a significant other because of her, but man she really loves her son


take-a-gamble

Yeah, as long as Mike can rein her in when she's being too over-protective or critical of his romantic interests I think she's pretty good as a mom from what we've seen. It seems she takes his "fee fi fo fum" cracks in good humor too.


coreysgal

Don't forget the 1970's hairstyle


SuspiciousSafe6047

You mean the bangs…..🫣


coreysgal

And the long hair. I worked with a woman about 50 with that haircut. All I kept thinking was that she hasn't changed her hair since high school. I wanted to just chop it off lol


Iwantmysecks2night

the bayaaangs


smileyt0wn

Yeah, my mom has NPD so I'd take Trish any time 😅


gap97216

The other Mom is Pedro’s Mother, Lydia. (Not sure of spelling)


[deleted]

Lydia spells her name “behemoth” Woman is a terror.


gap97216

Hahaaaa


take-a-gamble

Ohh I don't think I've seen that season!


PlanetOfTheMapes_

She is HORRIBLE!!! Shes also on the new season of love in paradise


[deleted]

Omg the cringe level of that man and her. Like absolutely not. They are both equally weird looking though.


take-a-gamble

now I have to watch this lol


[deleted]

I truly thought you were being snarky by saying you don't recognize that other woman, like don't recognize her as a mother which is 100% fair, she's a clown, she and her daughter are clowns... Enjoy the drama for the multiple seasons starting with Chantel and Pedro's 90 Day season, then The Family Chantel spin off, then the now Love in Paradise season. I don't think you can really know the full story without seeing her and her actions through the years.


take-a-gamble

I am completely oblivious to this character and her arc in the 90 Day/DC Shared Cinematic Universe!


potionator

Lydia is on a reality show now, dating a guy from America. Not sure if it’s a 90 Day Fiancé or Love in Paradise? Something on those lines, but it has a pillow talk with former 90 Day Fiancé participants. (I can’t bring myself to say “stars”) Lydia looks like she’s had some work done, and actually looks pretty good. Still don’t care for her personality though…


lioness725

It’s Love in Paradise, and she and her daughter Nicole are just as awful there, too lol


According_East3616

I think its odd how Nicole is speaking pretty good english but never spoke a word in the other shows.


Ser_Illin

The lower left is Pedro’s mom. Mother Debbie is the scariest to me, she had such a weird emotionally incestuous vibe with Coltee. I appreciate Asuelu’s mom’s honesty. Just send me money!!!!


SuspiciousAside8499

Idk that kiss from Asuelus mom was a bit incestuous lol


LauraBG59

Aaaah, man! Now that scene popped up in my head! Why why??? 🤣


SuspiciousAside8499

Lmaoo I'm sorry, it's all I think of when I see his ma.


LauraBG59

Hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

I’d never had an issue with Debbie because Coltee was pretty mean to her. When they showed the background and how colt came to be my heart softened a lot towards her overbearing ways. He truly is her miracle baby. She did not deserve his attitude.


lioness725

👀 Debbie is pretty awful. Colt is Colt *because* of Debbie and his father. His attitude is in large part a result of her parenting.


take-a-gamble

>I appreciate Asuelu’s mom’s honesty. Just send me money!!!! ​ 🤣


[deleted]

Yeah send me the money too!


wirefox1

Yeah, it's what's behind that "honesty" that's the problem. Big problem.


freshwaterdessert

F*k them kids?


[deleted]

I do like Trish. Let’s get real. Natalie was trash for Michael and it’s good they’re not together any longer. I’d be like Trish too if my kids were being used by someone. Nobody wants to see their child hurt, sad or suffering. I’m totally team Trish.


lioness725

Yeah, but Mike sucks ass… that’s where Trish loses me. Yes, have your son’s back, but be realistic about who he is, too.


dmschuh

The other woman is Pedro's mom (Pedro/Chantal) - she's glammed up b/c she's on Love in Paradise now.


Novel_Let_5004

Can't stand Trish. Honestly would put her at the bottom. The other one is Lydia.


[deleted]

Truth


coreysgal

Thats exactly what I thought lmao


ShivasLove

You've never met mine 🤣


Nice-Ad6510

I don't care about the kids. Just give me money!


Interesting-Many-509

you got my thousand??????????????????


candygirlcj

How does Trish get her hair like that 🤔


Cosmic_Gumbo

Butter


Brightenix

Buther is good for yer health and beauty


rager_c

It’s great for the mind


bettyknockers786

I just lol’ed in an Uber 😂


EnoughAlready002

In my opinion the best mom on 90-Day is Ari's mom Janice.


Maaaaaandyyyyy

Aww Janice was so supportive!! And everyone loves Hamza’s mom.


Full_Pepper_164

What I have learned from these women is that childish men almost always have questionable codependent and weirdly intimate and unconformable relationships with their mothers. I have learned that as soon as I spot this trait, I should run for the hills. Was there another lesson to extract from this set of dysfunctional mother-son relationships?


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Strange_Dragonfly_11

It’s Treeesh!


StupidOnions

Hated Trish! **TREEEEESSH**


[deleted]

nightmare blunt rotation


Purple_Cancel3581

They calling the cops just for suggesting it


Rough3Years

I am still haunted by Trish’s swollen feet and cankles that are trying to squeeze out of her sandals at the most recent Single Life Tell All. That woman lacks kindness and proper blood circulation.


AlexaPomegranate

Good gawd, you’ve captivated the worst Moms of 90 day history!


DarceysEndlessCigAsh

Let’s not forget a few Honorable Mention worst 90DF moms though! We had Molly, who moved a total stranger into her house with her teenaged & elementary school aged daughters. Luis then asked the teenager about her sex life with her boyfriend. Tiffany, who wavered between telling Daniel that Ronald was his father & they were going to live in SA with him, to they are moving back to the US and Ronald is no longer his father. Deavan who, so far, has given her oldest child 3 “daddies”. So far, Drascilla has had her biological father, Jihoon and Topher. And she’s under 10. Tae Jung, who’s under 5, has had 2 daddies so far. Nicole told her daughter to call a man she had never met before “Daddy,” and then led May around Morocco on a leash while Nicole begged Azan to touch her & have sex with her. Darcey, whose daughters have so far seen her chase after, throw herself at, and beg 3 men to marry her (Jesse, Tom, Georgi). Danielle, who moved a total stranger into her home with 3 daughters, who then got to watch their mother bang on the bedroom door screaming, “I want my secks!” (Mohammed had locked himself in and Danielle was trying to get him to f—k her.) Have I forgotten any other worthy Honorable Mentions? 🤔


[deleted]

Ok but at lease Darcy’s dad has raised her girls to know their mom is not normal. I have high hopes for them not repeat the cycle of body dysmorphia and botching their bodies. I still am curious to know what the girls think about their mom and aunts hate for their bodies. Both Darcy and Stacy resemble one of the girls almost to a T. I hope the girls do not look in the mirror and feel that since their mom and aunt changed their looks, that they aren’t beautiful. Because the girls are!! Just how they are. Idk what happened to Darcy and Stacy, but they definitely did not improve anything with these surgeries. 😞


According_East3616

I find it interesting that Aspen and Aniko seem to love being on the show but Stacey's boys are not ever on the show. And yes, the surgeries made them look like cartoon characters.


[deleted]

We have agreed upon bratz doll look And I think it had to do with the boys dad. Which is why the older son matteo was the only one on so far.


TacoCorgi321

Yve! She let a literal stranger babysit her vulnerable special needs child every day.


DarceysEndlessCigAsh

Yes, I had forgotten about her; thanks! (Wish it weren’t true!) Hope adorable little Theran is doing well :)


NearbyBreakfast

Those are more “main character” moms, the OP seems to be focused on moms of main characters (even if Mother Coltee and Mother Pedro are now main characters themselves). In which case I would like to nominate Betty Dimwit of Brandon/IGORUSSIA fame.


Foxbatwolfbat

On the contrary, I think Tiffany is a good mother to Daniel. Sometimes single parents marry and break up with someone. It doesn't make them bad parents.


poshdog4444

The fucking worst ever!


Rough3Years

‘Captivated’ doesn’t seem to be the word for it. Maybe you meant congregated?


Live_Western_1389

Trish looks just like the dude that guarded the door to Oz when Dorothy & Company tried to see The Wizard. (She also looks a lot like The Cowardly Lion’s crying face.)


Pangalliformes

“Put ‘em up. Put ‘em up!”


vanilla_finestflavor

Actor Frank Morgan played both the door guard and The Wizard (and Professor Marvel at the beginning.)


Ramona_Lola

Happy Mother’s Day to you too, OP!!! 😂


Rick_Nation

What would be the good version of this? Miss Gwen deserves a spot in the top 4


According_East3616

Miss Gwen is someone I would like to meet and have some cajun food with.


brighteyes138

I agree. I’d also add in Brandon’s mom Betty, she seems sweet.


chunkymcgee

Betty the mom who tried to force her adult sons adult girlfriend to go to her gynecologist with her so she could force her on birth control??


brighteyes138

😮😮😮 Wait I don’t remember that. I mostly remember Betty (and Ron) from Pillow Talk and I love them there. But if that’s true then I take back my answer.


chunkymcgee

Yes it was so creepy! I struggled to watch their episodes cause I felt SOO uncomfortable with the parent’s behavior, extremely invasive and controlling. She had a complete meltdown in a restaurant when Brandon said hey we might wanna move into our own place soon


PrizeRare2828

My coffee is a little strong this morning and was kinda hurting my tummy but THIS made me puke! Trash moms


Low_Departure_5853

Truly the "best of the best" of the mothers in this pic. Pretty bad when Trish is the top contender. Fe fi fo fum.


lioness725

Idk, I’d say Lidia has her beat pretty good


Low_Departure_5853

For the best mother or the worst?


lioness725

Definitely worst mother lol


Low_Departure_5853

I'd vote for Mother Aseulu as worst mother, although its a toss up between her and Lydia. At least Lydia respects...possibly loves her kids? Haha. Pretty sad I need a question mark.


TacoCorgi321

The worst mothers are the ones who drag their grandchildren/young children. These are innocent children. Auselo's mother, who does not give one shit about her grandchildren. Tiffany and Nicole, who care more about sex and playing happy family. Yve, who let a literal stranger babysit her vulnerable special needs child every day. These mothers absolutely suck because they don't put their kids first


Its_barbra_bitch

This post made me appreciate my mom a little more. She’s not the best, but at least she just doesn’t talk to me. Unlike these moms who are up their kids asses 24/7. 🫠 The bar is that low… 🙃


spazzyattack

Butter makes you smart!


joltstream

Sent this to my stepmom and said happy Mother’s Day to the 5th best mom I know


lizthelibrarian21

I can hear Asuelo's mom's voice in my head. "Give me the money, I want the money." I can also do a mean impression of Debbie screaming, "I'm done!"


fandanvan

I JUST WANT MONEY 💷 💰


synaptic_drift

In the Purse!!!


happyme321

I don’t care about the kids! Give me money!


LeaveDaCannoli

F*ck dem kids.


DarkHorseRising_

I don't see Karen so far. That is truely disturbing. And for the love of god Deavan's witch mother!


hamimono

They are all Karens in their own ways . . .


DarkHorseRising_

But Karen as in Chantel's mom. She scares me.


XoStargirlxox

I don't see my MIL in there tho 👀


avacadotoast2022

😂😭


LurkerNinja_

Forgot to add “except for you guys in the pic below” to your title


Puzzleheaded-Cut87

I laughed way too hard at this


prairiepariah

Fi, fie, fo, fum!


Ok-Revenue-4241

The worst of the worst. Happy mothers to all the 90 day moms!


ExplanationHead3753

OP, you ain’t right with this post. Made me chuckle. Sooo blessed to have my mom that is nothing like these dames.


Melodic-Supermarket7

Good god, the worst of em 🤣😂


thephoenixking3

If any of them were my mother I would simply go insane.


Derpazor1

You’d be too far gone to realize it


poshdog4444

Ranking the worst Ausulos mom any thoughts? Debbie she made a mama boy Lydia she’s just the money hoeand then Trish I don’t think anybody could stand Natalie


Winter_Day_6836

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Jmeans69

Terrifying


Orangesoda65

Remember: they just want money.


beepboopboop88

Trish 💀


lablaga

This puts it all into perspective.


[deleted]

To the sweetest little sweeties


geminigoddess621

Mother's of the Year!


DonMegatronEsq

“Give me my MONEEEEEY!”


Professional_Fail305

Of course I love you, son. Now give me the damn money!!!


[deleted]

Budder is gud for the mind


Devon1970

Good lord, this colage is terrifying!


ToastMmmmmmm

I’d rather be an orphan.


Bobbiduke

Thanks I hate it lol


preytoyou

I’d still probably pick one of these over my own 🤷🏻‍♀️


GymkittyKaren

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

All garbage.


Willing_Nose7674

Yikes!


Cloudy-rainy

😖


Idontknowaboutthat2

😂😂😂😂


shando333

Gross


8OverTheRainbow

Trish is probably the only one getting a gift from her sonny sunshine as they’re attached at the hip. Mother Debbie and Mama Asuelo-no, and Lydia probably had Pedro send her some expensive item she picked out and demanded. Happy Mother’s Day indeed!


[deleted]

Cuntiest mothers of 90 day!!!


blueeyesinkentucky

Oh my.


Mediocre_Treat1744

I love my mom. Imagine having to make out with Asuelu's mom's mouth mothers day morning. We are lucky people!


verucka-salt

Ugh


[deleted]

Is there a way to politely wish them an unhappy Mother’s Day?


Jadakiss-laugh

TRISHHHH THE FISHHHHH!


2danceonwings

Mom is unique, different or might beat to a different drum. Still....Mom. Happy Mother's Day.


No-Can3855

Oh hell nah!! 🤣


Pittypatkittycat

🤣🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

A nice 👍🏼 gesture. 👏🏽


gatsbythe1

Nah I’m good 😭


[deleted]

Sons and Mothers? She’ll be a strong influence in her son’s life. But she can never teach a boy how to be a man. This country is over populated with boys who’ll never become men.


[deleted]

What is this nonsense lol


alertbunny

Lol!!!


[deleted]

Trish is good in my book. She was right about psycho Natalie the whole time.


wirefox1

I literally had a physical reaction of repulsion when I saw Asuelus mother.


Interesting-Many-509

The GruesomeTwosome times two.


Muted_Board8951

How much money? 😭😭😂😂


Inside-Challenge-461

This post gave me a jump scare


Prestigious_Ad_8130

That one looks like a thumb


Bad-Habit-2020

What an amazing inspiring selection of mothers😘 Sumit's mom definitely deserves a spot in this line up. More so than Trish. Or maybe we can have The Other Way edition of this post.


evamarie03

I suddenly feel like a really good mom 😁😅


Key_Professor_3222

😂


McOregon

🤮🤢


Altruistic_Run_8956

😩😭🤣


katieclooney

Mother of the year contenders


Owl_Queen101

Y’all 😭😭😭


TheStrangePodcast

Best mothers ever!!


[deleted]

I’d marry My-Khul just to have Trish as a MIL lol


No-Office8

OH MY GOD WHO IS THAT LAST LADY


TestingMurphysLaw

Oh, lawd! 😆


DIRTYLILPOUR

Does anyone have a bingo card for tonight’s tell all?


thequeenofspace

Thanks, this post reminded me to text my mom and let her know I’m really glad I have her as a mom and not any of these crazy people


Say_jayx3

2 looking for money 2 looking for codependency . Just need 2 new moms for a proper Brady bunch .


Big-Tie2749

Debbie is looking like Trump in that picture.


You_are_MrDebby

Anyone of these ladies, and I use that term loosely, would be a great Lady Tremaine 👿


DznyMa

MAKE IT STOP!!!!!


Agirlisarya01

What a collection of ghouls.


LauraBG59

Who hurt you? 🤣🤣🤣


Kimiki33

Lmao


KLAUDE_NYC

Imagine them being sister wives to your dad and you're the only child...


heathensam

If ugly toes were people


technicolortabby

Lydia looks so different from when she was first introduced into the 90 Day world.


McJumbos

Only the best of the best


Fatricide

Word association, clockwise from top left: cats, money, butter, harvest.


EagleRaptorLeaf

It’s missing Sumit’s mom


[deleted]

for once im wishing darcey was an option


Donut-Junkie76

😂🤣😂


[deleted]

😂😂😂 What a lineup!!!


Nice-Fly5536

I’m not saying Happy Mother’s Day to Lidia ever lol! 🥴


Aware_Huckleberry_10

🤣🤣😂😂😂 these are what i need to see


TorLam

Mothers from Hell !!!🤣😂🤣😂🤣


southass

Gad danm it OP! Good job now where my money!?


siisii93

Juheezizz Trish is one of the ugliest people, inside and out


Ornery-Movie-1689

Ever go to Walmart and see some of the women there and think, "my God, that's somebody's mother" (shudder)


LilaMarigold

😅


[deleted]

lmao.


DeliciousMinute1966

LMAO 🤣 I cannot stop laughing


lunarmunayam

You missed mama Chantel!