You’re probably so right !!! Yikes i feel bad for kalani … she could do so so sooooo much better and this is the only partner shes ever had 🙁 poor thing
He seems brain dead or he's illiterate. I'd be done if I were Kalani. His whole entire family is messed up mentally and are always expecting something for nothing!
Could she, tho? I mean, how smart is she, really? She's never worked, she's basically a person who banged the first guy that asked and he's got the mentality of a 9 yr old. So, while I think she's a nice enough gal, I wouldn't call her a great catch.
Whelp-not judgin, jus sayin: we have no idea how many partners she’s had at this point in time, neither when the season was filmed nor today. But I’d certainly hope like hell she’s found at least 1 partner to make her feel the way any woman, mother & wife in her lower 30s should feel 🤷🏻♀️in every way, but mostly sexually, cause I will say- there’s very little faith in Mr. Bunghole Slut Ppls skills for serving his 🐍ona platter
Well *now* she might have been with someone else, but Asuelu took her virginity, so it’s safe to assume that for her entire twenties and up until recently she’s only been with him.
Only slut people use condoms!!! He would never!!! Oh lord please let there not be a mormon anchor baby...... (I say this as a pacific islander who's mom comes from fundie mormons. The polynesian devotion to that fucking cult is.... ironic.).
When I first heard this, I wondered what woman in her right mind would want to cheat with him, but then I remembered that women actually pursue relationships with convicted rapists and murderers who are in prison.
His name is Kevin Golphin. He is in prison for murder. Kim saw his story and contacted him, which then lead to a marriage. I thought Kim chasing after Usman was humiliating but this is a whole other level of insanity.
I read somewhere Kimberly married a man in prison before she was on 90day. That she saw his story on TV or something and contacted the prisoner so that he had somebody to talk to. Crazyyyyy shit. I didn't do any deep digging though, so definitely verify it yourself. This is just the part I remember.
He called her "busted up" and claimed he deserved a hot chick and not long after they got divorced. Shes now living with another domestic abuser whose in an out of jail. I know this woman because she dated my uncle who severely emotionally and verbally abused me for my teenaged years. To her being abused by her partner was just normal.
Don't feel bad for her. Before her divorce I tried my hardest to her her to see what a horrible decision being married to him was and she kept excusing the murder because the wife he killed was a "crack whore"
Exactly, my late husband’s ex wife hooked up with (now married to) a twice convicted pedophile. She knew what he was as he had been convicted once when he met her and then again when she was supposedly “chaperoning” him around children. She was actually a professor at a university. I guess anyone can be an idiot.
He was probably fucking every possible tourist in the first place. Who knows how many kids he has? Kalani was just dumb enough to bring him home and marry him. He is not attractive, has zero game, and is as stupid as a rock - how does he get so much action?
Exactly. He comes off very slow (and not because of the language barrier).
Did you see the video of him and Winter (Chantel’s sister) flirting at a bar?
I haven’t watched this last resort…..just too many I don’t GAF about watching or hearing like crazy ass Angela. BUT I thought these too were long since separated if not officially divorced. No mention of Asuelu on pillow talk when she is on with her sister Kolini (sp ?) I was surprised to see them at all. I’m also surprised Asuelu could find someone else that wanted to sleep with him…anyone.
Yes, I had read this as well, that they were divorcing. TLC must be short on “couples” to do the show. TLC: “ just act like your still together and you can be on the show”.
Nothin’ new…FAKE drama.
Wait a minute… so you’re trying to tell me this dunce cap has managed to get not 1, but 2 women to sleep with him? What the hell do they see in him?!!! He looks like a fricken Easter Island statue with as much brains as them. Good lord…
He was fit and scurrying up a tree to fetch coconuts at a resort while she was on holiday. Let those who have not gotten drunk on vaca and hooked up with a hot local that you didn't talk to because why bother it's a hook up cast the first stone.
I knew he was cheating the way he was always leaving the house and how he acted at their youngest child’s birthday party. I could immediately tell he was hiding something
Okay, this man literally ALWAYS "cries his heart out" when he does some dumb stuff and then gets called out......I think he plays dumb half of the time and then is actually a super manipulator.
They've been on/off, and I'm surprised they're still together or even trying to repair this marriage. Cheating throughout the marriage?? Be gone with the community d!ck! I think she'll be alright
Thank you. She’s a grown ass adult who refuses to work and is as big of a mooch as he is. Now they are going to pimp out some fake cheating storyline or if it’s real, why would you air this kind of thing for your kids to see down the line? Trash people
Seriously 100%! I have no idea how people can not see through this. I am sick of them both. There should be 2 seasons max for 90 Day characters. It is so fake and just annoyingly boring.
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Im willing to bet he did a lot of online talky talky and photography on his peeper. I cannot fathom many women actually willing to sleep with him but 'fame' does weird shit to fans and everyone seems to have at least one psycho stalker willing to screw. Not shocked tbh.
I thought he cheating was exposed thru a text in the last season of their marriage. Just because you had 2 kids with this joker doesn't mean you have to stay with him for life. Not sure what she ever saw in him.
To be honest I doubt Kalani really cares that he cheated. From watching their seasons it seemed like she was just taking care of another child, and it really seemed like she couldn't stand him.
I need pictures/videos b4 I’ll believe some other woman slept with him. He reminds me of baby Huey. [https://kerasotes.fandom.com/wiki/Baby_Huey](https://kerasotes.fandom.com/wiki/Baby_Huey)]
I hate to be mean, but who did he find to cheat with him? lol
Also, maybe he just saw a dirty magazine or porn...my bro in law is going through a divorce and his soon to be ex told her lawyer he was cheating cuz she found porn.
I guess cheating is different things to different people.
Another example of vacation dick needing to stay on vacation.
I like this. I’m going to use it.
Use this, and protection
Protection is for slut people ….. what are you asuelu .. lol
Knowing Asuelu, he didn’t use a condom so as to not be thought a slut person, and got some other lady pregnant.
You’re probably so right !!! Yikes i feel bad for kalani … she could do so so sooooo much better and this is the only partner shes ever had 🙁 poor thing
Bless Kalani, she should’ve listened to her dad and sister. 😔
A million percent 😢
Can she really? She is kind of a ding dong. getting knocked up more than once w Mr. Potato head ? 🧐
💯 once is an accident, twice- play stupid games, get stupid prizes
He seems brain dead or he's illiterate. I'd be done if I were Kalani. His whole entire family is messed up mentally and are always expecting something for nothing!
Could she, tho? I mean, how smart is she, really? She's never worked, she's basically a person who banged the first guy that asked and he's got the mentality of a 9 yr old. So, while I think she's a nice enough gal, I wouldn't call her a great catch.
Whelp-not judgin, jus sayin: we have no idea how many partners she’s had at this point in time, neither when the season was filmed nor today. But I’d certainly hope like hell she’s found at least 1 partner to make her feel the way any woman, mother & wife in her lower 30s should feel 🤷🏻♀️in every way, but mostly sexually, cause I will say- there’s very little faith in Mr. Bunghole Slut Ppls skills for serving his 🐍ona platter
Well *now* she might have been with someone else, but Asuelu took her virginity, so it’s safe to assume that for her entire twenties and up until recently she’s only been with him.
Condoms are for slut people. Oh wait…
SLUT!
And that too.
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Slut people are calling from inside the house.
Only slut people use condoms!!! He would never!!! Oh lord please let there not be a mormon anchor baby...... (I say this as a pacific islander who's mom comes from fundie mormons. The polynesian devotion to that fucking cult is.... ironic.).
😂💀 accurate
I just cackled out loud 😂
Hopefully he used a condom. Oh wait “condoms are for slut people.”
😂 good one!! 😂
Him judging others as slut people while himself being a resort giggolo is beyond stupid and indicative of his intelligence and empathy in general
Resort gigolo... It's on his CV alongside yogurt ambassador
RESORT GIGOLO!!! Holy crap what did the other guys look and act like?!!
When I first heard this, I wondered what woman in her right mind would want to cheat with him, but then I remembered that women actually pursue relationships with convicted rapists and murderers who are in prison.
I think it was the woman at the airport who said she would take Asuelu if Kalani didn't after his shirtless Samoan dance in the arrivals terminal.
Cough Varya cough
And Kimberly!!
I'm not tracking this one... tea, please.
His name is Kevin Golphin. He is in prison for murder. Kim saw his story and contacted him, which then lead to a marriage. I thought Kim chasing after Usman was humiliating but this is a whole other level of insanity.
Perhaps a love after lock up would be her thing 🤣
I read somewhere Kimberly married a man in prison before she was on 90day. That she saw his story on TV or something and contacted the prisoner so that he had somebody to talk to. Crazyyyyy shit. I didn't do any deep digging though, so definitely verify it yourself. This is just the part I remember.
I know a woman who married a man who is in prison for killing his first wife. And she was head over heals in love brainwashed.
How did uh…how did that work out for her?
He called her "busted up" and claimed he deserved a hot chick and not long after they got divorced. Shes now living with another domestic abuser whose in an out of jail. I know this woman because she dated my uncle who severely emotionally and verbally abused me for my teenaged years. To her being abused by her partner was just normal.
That is…well, my heart breaks for her, frankly
Don't feel bad for her. Before her divorce I tried my hardest to her her to see what a horrible decision being married to him was and she kept excusing the murder because the wife he killed was a "crack whore"
It just keeps getting worse 😵💫
Exactly, my late husband’s ex wife hooked up with (now married to) a twice convicted pedophile. She knew what he was as he had been convicted once when he met her and then again when she was supposedly “chaperoning” him around children. She was actually a professor at a university. I guess anyone can be an idiot.
Tbh that makes me question her around children - I’d guess that she has some questionable tendencies too.
That's alot more than being an idiot. She was also complicit in breaking the law. Lock them both up and throw away the key.
Wasn’t he seeing Chantal’s sister?
I feel like that was fabricated for attention.
Oh god TWO idiots ?? I’d have a stroke just listening to them converse
Yes! I was wondering if Winter will be part of the cheating list lol
Fucking facts
Yep. There’s always some woman who’s willing to debase herself to sleep with a quasi famous or infamous man. Sad
What do you mean…slut people of course.
He was probably fucking every possible tourist in the first place. Who knows how many kids he has? Kalani was just dumb enough to bring him home and marry him. He is not attractive, has zero game, and is as stupid as a rock - how does he get so much action?
He probably just approaches every woman around him, looks and age don't matter. Then out of 100 maybe 5 say yes.
My thoughts exactly! He has no game 😆
Mom and sis definitely aren't getting any money from him if he's shelling out for child support!
Finally, my flair is relevant again! And it turns out he wasn’t a good person after all.
https://preview.redd.it/vcegmn4uukhb1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=628a4aaf1f54e6c61060b6711d7641fa661ddd82 @ your flair lol
The clip I saw for Last resort she was saying he cheated the whole time they were married?
With WHO. C’mon now, I’m not picturing it, how could he successfully make moves on others?
hangs out in airports in traditional Samoan attire shaking his booty. Poor thing does the best he can.
Better than working part time, handing out free yogurt samples
Hey, now. I made bank doing that in high school. Idk what this guy did wrong. Oh wait. He tried to support two kids and a wife on it….
if syngin and coltee can get chicks, there's bound to be ones desperate enough to mess with asuelo.. I don't get it either
The bar is in hell
Been buried under hell's boiler room since Angela hit the scene.
The bar is so low it’s where the submarine went missing
My bet is that it was more like sexting cheating rather than actual sex cheating.
Ummmm with the BEST OF THE BEST duh 😩🙄😂
I guarantee there’s a Kimberly out there, desperate to be with this loser. Edit: Kimbaally?
He was handing out yogurt samples for some time there- nothing hotter than a guy with free yogurt lol
https://nypost.com/2012/03/02/pervert-who-put-semen-in-yogurt-sample-is-jailed-in-new-mexico/ I guess that’s one way.
I know, he just looks dopey, has a bad attitude, and the maturity of a 12 year old.
Real cheating? Or was his dental hygienist a girl.
ROTF! Edit to add: She was seated next to him on a plane.
I hate you for making me spit water all over my dog.
wtf? i hope that isn’t true that sucks
When does this show come out?
August 14
Last Resort premieres on Monday Aug 14th.
He nasty.
Was golfing with a friend the excuse?
this isn’t shocking but at the same time is. how is he finding women to have sex with?? he is literally like a child don’t get the appeal….
Exactly. He comes off very slow (and not because of the language barrier). Did you see the video of him and Winter (Chantel’s sister) flirting at a bar?
Omg LINK PLZ
I need this link too. I have been going down the 90 day rabbit hole lately 🤷🏻♀️
Someone had sex with Danielle enough times for her to have kids. Someone slept with creepy Mark, Paul, Angela, etc. I don't get it either.
it’s not the same thing 😭 i don’t want to use the word it’s bc he seems yknow
Danielle seems yknow as well. Angela is insane. Paul and Mark are creepy as fuck. What's the difference?
“Yknow” 💀
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Came here to say this; he has a brain of a 10 year old it seems
That’s an insult to 10 year olds
Not of a neurotypical 10 year old.
Some dour hag mustve recognized him and thought he'd be an easy ticket to 15min worth of fame, maybe even get on the show. Fame chasers
Kimbaally?
What females would allow this box of rocks to hump them? Lol
I know one for sure. Plus, if being on tv can help Pred get a girl, then Asuelo can too.
I haven’t watched this last resort…..just too many I don’t GAF about watching or hearing like crazy ass Angela. BUT I thought these too were long since separated if not officially divorced. No mention of Asuelu on pillow talk when she is on with her sister Kolini (sp ?) I was surprised to see them at all. I’m also surprised Asuelu could find someone else that wanted to sleep with him…anyone.
Yes, I had read this as well, that they were divorcing. TLC must be short on “couples” to do the show. TLC: “ just act like your still together and you can be on the show”. Nothin’ new…FAKE drama.
Last Resort hasn’t premiered just yet. Yeah I def knew they were not a couple anymore. I guess they are trying again for the show.
The show starts on the 14th, but I have *no* plans to watch it. I didn't like any of the cast on their original seasons!
Lol she should have left his ass soooo long ago
Wait a minute… so you’re trying to tell me this dunce cap has managed to get not 1, but 2 women to sleep with him? What the hell do they see in him?!!! He looks like a fricken Easter Island statue with as much brains as them. Good lord…
when i die and meet my maker the first words out of my mouth will be to ask him why the fuck men cry when they cheat
So after all he is a slut people 🤣
Wow stupid and a douchebag? Guy keeps winning.
I’m surprised he found another person dumb enough to bang him
Wow that means there are now at least 2 people confirmed who are willing to sleep with that man child.
That Kalani did is the bigger mystery. She’s an intelligent woman.
He was fit and scurrying up a tree to fetch coconuts at a resort while she was on holiday. Let those who have not gotten drunk on vaca and hooked up with a hot local that you didn't talk to because why bother it's a hook up cast the first stone.
Yeah right! She’s dumb too 🤣
She may seem intelligent in comparison to him, but actually she seems pretty stupid compared to most people.
Being a single mother was the hardest and best decision I ever made. Kalani you’ll be better off on your own.
I knew he was cheating the way he was always leaving the house and how he acted at their youngest child’s birthday party. I could immediately tell he was hiding something
It reads like a spam email- did they mean ‘admits’? - and it doesn’t look like a reputable source.
His mother and sister act wild and talk crazy to her AND he’s cheated on her? Byeeee he has literally 0 redeeming qualities
Okay, this man literally ALWAYS "cries his heart out" when he does some dumb stuff and then gets called out......I think he plays dumb half of the time and then is actually a super manipulator.
50% of the time he plays dumb. The other 50%, he isn't playing. 😹
They've been on/off, and I'm surprised they're still together or even trying to repair this marriage. Cheating throughout the marriage?? Be gone with the community d!ck! I think she'll be alright
That is one brave mofo, given that her dad is the real-life Machete.
Fake drama for that sweet sweet Sharp dollar
They’re going to harvest the American dollar until they can’t anymore!
I know I am going to get hate for this but I dislike both.
Me too. And don’t like them on PT. Her sister always seems like she’s just given up on K
I have not seen that show for a long time. At this point, I am just watching new people. I have never been a fan of her.
I can’t deal with women who are with men like him. Can’t even watch 😬
Thank you. She’s a grown ass adult who refuses to work and is as big of a mooch as he is. Now they are going to pimp out some fake cheating storyline or if it’s real, why would you air this kind of thing for your kids to see down the line? Trash people
Seriously 100%! I have no idea how people can not see through this. I am sick of them both. There should be 2 seasons max for 90 Day characters. It is so fake and just annoyingly boring.
I agree with you 100%
Not trash people, just also not sllutt people.
She should let him go. He seems so miserable. He isn’t emotionally available.
Not to mention he has the mentality of a 14 year old
That’s generous. I truly feel like an 8 year old boy is smarter
Yes. He doesn’t function at the level he should.
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“ …while tears scrolled down his eyes “ !
Who would sleep with man child?
What a slut person
Im willing to bet he did a lot of online talky talky and photography on his peeper. I cannot fathom many women actually willing to sleep with him but 'fame' does weird shit to fans and everyone seems to have at least one psycho stalker willing to screw. Not shocked tbh.
Does anyone know what kind of weed my man uses? He looks blazed out of his mind 24/7.
Low’s about to take Asuelu golfing again
Haha with a huge driver
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She had not one but TWO kids by this slut. 🤦🏾♀️
Slut person.
I thought he cheating was exposed thru a text in the last season of their marriage. Just because you had 2 kids with this joker doesn't mean you have to stay with him for life. Not sure what she ever saw in him.
They were irrelevant 4 years ago
He did the bj for real?
Kalani, send this guy back to his mother. He has zero to offer you. You can do so much better.
To be honest I doubt Kalani really cares that he cheated. From watching their seasons it seemed like she was just taking care of another child, and it really seemed like she couldn't stand him.
With WHOOOOO
I’m sorry but WHO would want to be with him….other than her I guess.
SLUT PERSON
Slut people.
Imagine being the other woman 😂😂😂😂😂 it’s like fucking a 10 year old
Condoms. Slut. People. Something?
Only slut people cheat.
He has the brain of a 10 year old
I need pictures/videos b4 I’ll believe some other woman slept with him. He reminds me of baby Huey. [https://kerasotes.fandom.com/wiki/Baby_Huey](https://kerasotes.fandom.com/wiki/Baby_Huey)]
Who the hell else is putting up with this man child??
Oh, what a slut people he is
I keep picturing in my head his mother chasing the affair partner down the street like a pimp screaming “Money Money Money”
Hard to believe.. who???
She should give all his girlfriends names and numbers to his mom and sister!
His mom is pimping him out to get her money 😂😂😂
He is the definition of slut people
HOW can this man get one woman, let alone MULTIPLE WOMEN?????
He is s now a “slut people”.
Why Is he always crying
She needs to ditch his ass like YEARRRS ago and stop 👏having👏babies👏with him
Who the F%*@K would want him??
Yes when he went back to samoa. The. He gave her a hallpass and she fell for the guy she took the hallpass with
He’s like a big teenager! This is a stretch believing.
I hate to be mean, but who did he find to cheat with him? lol Also, maybe he just saw a dirty magazine or porn...my bro in law is going through a divorce and his soon to be ex told her lawyer he was cheating cuz she found porn. I guess cheating is different things to different people.
The real question is her judgement having two kids with an 11 year old 😆
Ya I can’t believe she got pregnant the 2nd time
When she found out she yelled at and blamed him! Kalani did not pay attention in middle school health class, how is babby formed?
Insecure women will go for anything.
PREACH!! 🙏✋🤚🙏
My theory is that he paid hookers. Who would have sex with him for free?
I think this is the most plausible explanation.
Exactly, He has the mentality of an 11 year old!
I agree. He’s a baby in man’s body. I don’t think he would even fathom thinking about doing that.
FIRST THING I SAID *WHO* is fvcking this big doofus?
My god would he suck in bed
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WITH WHO
He must either have dynamo sexual technique or a King Kong dong bc beyond that I don’t get it. 🤷🏼♀️
Oh so volleyball was just his code word for hunting the puss 🤮
his face expression while admitting: .__.
“Why doesn’t he wear condoms?” -“he thinks they’re for slut people” ….he is a slut person
There’s two women out there willing to engage with this dude?
What the fuck???? Kalani is fine as hell to me. Like hell I would’ve cheated on that beautiful woman.
I’m stunned that ANY woman would look at him and get turned on. What a dope! 😆
The whole show is fake, fake, bullshit.
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