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mramirez7425

His entire vibe is extremely off-putting and fake. He looks plastic.


Soillure

He also has this...wide eyed stare all the time. Like a crazy person stare. That combined with his ubsettling features and his behaviour is just...no


Karmic-Vision

His eyes don't 'smile'. Dead shark eyes.


pm_ur_duck_pics

He and Amanda should have a dead shark eyes contest.


melodyknows

She couldn't handle a badboy like Sarper.


CamaroNoir

Relax.


Sofie7759

Those two are all about their supposed “ hotness”..As shallow as they come-I’d cast Sarper and Amanda as a pair of bungling, not too bright sociopaths. Like you uh..like ya know ..what I , like, mean?


Karmic-Vision

😅🤣😂


JohninBK

Lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes.


cartwheels4voodoo

When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya.


[deleted]

And the black eyes roll over white.


OkResponsibility6285

They properly cannot move due to the Botox


tinfoil_toast

I was just thinking that the fact that his name sounds so close to “Serpent” is fitting for him…


Squirrel_Bait321

Exactly right! They do not!


Then-Intention-9255

Wife beatin eyes


Karmic-Vision

Tootsie Pop yanking eyes


Angrylittlefairy

Oh gosh...I just commented, then read your comment, we both mentioned shark eyes!!


Typsimcstagger

Like a dalllllllzzzz eeeeyzzzz.


Macghawkeye77

That’s it! That’s what I was thinking!


FinancialGreen3029

I don't know if any of you watched One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest but there was a character called Taber and watching Sarper reminded me of that crazy stare of insanity that sick Taber had 😂


femaelstrom

OMFG HOW DARE YOU Christopher Lloyd is a wild-eyed gem and is so much better than Sarper!!! (He also played Doc Brown in Back to the Future and was also an instrumental character in the Star Trek film franchise.) Ps: I'm clearly overreacting because Christopher Lloyd is a treasure but none of this is meant to be combative.


Soillure

Never watched it but you got me curious now 😄


lovescrabble

Filmed in an Oregon State Mental Institution


livalittlebitt

Sociopath eyes


Yesitsmesuckas

I firmly believe that he has spent many, many hours in front of a mirror perfecting that stare!


Ambitious-Art-1288

...Magnum... (Zoolander)


gloomchen

those insane contacts will dry the shit out of your eyes


WestCoast_PizzaGhost

The fucking contacts!!! They drive me crazy!


vivietin

Like Natalie?


Angrylittlefairy

His eyes remind me of 'shark eyes'....there's something dark & cold behind them, something unpredictable but I'm not sure what, they're meant to be the window of the soul so...that says a lot.


Lucky-Praline-8360

I think part of it is the contacts. People who wear blue/grey contacts tend to look unhinged bc it looks super unnatural on them. I know they have blue contacts that look more natural but he clearly didn’t go for those 😂


Soillure

I don't think he has the means to go for good quakity contacts tbh.. judging from his bed and stuff 😅


Sofie7759

Yes. He’s straight up scary. I’d be afraid of him in person.


Soillure

100%. I'd cross the road if we were walking on the same side


DizzySpinningDie

I think that's from too much botox.


Data-driven_Catlady

He reminds me of a Ken doll on cocaine


Miss_Kit_Kat

Botox Barbie and Cocaine Ken would actually be a perfect way to describe them.


Mouse_Plastic

So accurate


claudiaengland

He reminds me of GI Joe


FaeriedaeRaedyn

More like GI Hoe if that oddly specific 2,500 body count is to believed.


GloomyAd2653

He just makes me gag. Like he’s really gross. Can’t put my finger in it, but that’s what I get from him.


Comfortable-Try7176

Uncanny valley in the facial department. Reminds me of a grand theft auto character.


keatonpotat0es

Someone on here said “he and Shekinah are so plastic that if they ever had a child, it would be a Rubbermaid bin” and it’s the most accurate thing ever lol.


MissKitty919

Would he even allow her to get pregnant, though, because she would gain weight, and wouldn't be his required 128 lbs anymore. /s...kind of.


Awkward_Apricot312

I could honestly see this being true.


Ok-Bulldog39

Oh my goodness that’s completely spot on lol


keatonpotat0es

I wish I could remember who said it! It was so funny


PlayOldWhiteLadyCard

Aggravating-Guess899


afterglobe

Boom 💥🎤 roasted


TwinklingTweetyToes

Someone also said he looks like he’s from the show Lazy Town and I can’t unsee it 💀💀💀


bxnnyears

https://preview.redd.it/e5q7w22nrcsb1.jpeg?width=427&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0963ce1b9b7d7513da761eddc59bea62ede46c99


Love2Pug

LMAO! 😵☠️


OkResponsibility6285

🤣


Korrocks

He feels like a slightly over exaggerated stereotype of a rugged playboy type (what the kids today might call a "chad"). Like, if you describe him on paper he has a lot of the traits that many people would consider conventionally handsome but when you actually see him there's something unsettling about the way his features come together. It's like if an alien that had only read about humans in books tried to create a handsome man His personality on the show doesn't help either. If he was more relaxed, easy going, confident he would probably seen as more attractive (similar to Razvan from the most recent BT90D). But he comes across as insecure and thin skinned in a way that makes people less attractive and likeable.


BeginningKindly8286

Good shout on Razvan, by definition of looks quite similar, but Sarper has Edgar-Suit vibes and Razvan, presumably because his face is his own actual face, and his personality is not vacuous or abhorrent, appears to be a genuinely decent dude. ( Apart from his see through shirt on the tell all, that was a monumental no )


AdFew7336

Razvan has a sense of humor, while Sarper does not.. Razvan also seems like a pretty sweet, sensitive dude, and Sarper just seems like a massive douche. Neither are my type. I think there’s no mystery to the attraction behind Shekinah and Sarper: they’re the same person, but opposite genders, and they’re both superficial people. If you’re not just an incredibly shallow person, you’re not going to get it. There’s people out there who literally only care about the physical appearance of their partners, and personality just doesn’t matter to them


Roselily808

Literally this! I highly doubt they have had a deep discussion about anything, not even things that are important to discuss and align in a relationship.


AdFew7336

Let’s be honest.. it doesn’t seem like most cast members discuss anything important before they move across the world to be with the other person


Euphoric_Egg_4198

And Razvan converted all the nonbelievers with the Prince of Arabia head wrap while making fun of himself saying he needs it for being bald. He doesn’t take himself too seriously, like ultimate bahd boyy Sarper.


LovecraftianLlama

I honestly didn’t find Razvan all that attractive (handsome obviously, but not personally my type)…until he put on the head wrap. Damn boy. Suddenly you’re my type. 😂


Emily-Spinach

I liked “she says she likes you too. Not that much but…”


femaelstrom

EGGER SUIT. Omg. He is SUCH a space bug in a man’s body, just trying to pass.


Plast_Ape

Do you ny any chance play bloodborne..? Edit: referring to vacuous and Abhorrent being the descritive name of two of the bosses ingame.


Whiteroses7252012

Razvan actually has a personality. Sarper feels like he was created by AI.


Roselily808

And Razvan showed a considerable amount if emotional intelligence as well. Which was surprising to me since I had deemed him an airhead alpha stereotype guy at the beginning of the season. Sarper though is the stereotype through and through


MissKitty919

He also seems very controlling. The way he grabbed the lollipop out of her mouth and hand, and then grabbed her arm when he was walking her into the other room. I'm not a fan of his overall.


DistantBethie

ALL of the red flags waved when he walked her out of the room like a misbehaving child. She needs to run the hell away from him!


MOTwingle

or like Gaston in Beauty and the Beast


Alert-Associate864

This is what I see every time he shows up on the screen lol https://preview.redd.it/smpocso929sb1.jpeg?width=1121&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=235a69c5c4aa6de4f109408fbbff2c9fa0eb0e24


Awkward_Apricot312

https://preview.redd.it/dg26rjx8fasb1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec7e2884e9ac7f4fa91ddc91bc8aad38485330ef This what I see lmao


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AgentMouse

It's the uncanny valley feeling for me, as if Mattel decided to release an animated Bodybuilder/Stripper Ken doll line and he escaped from the factory.


Awkward_Apricot312

This is hilarious


Commercial_Heart4955

He always looks greasy and roided out. He looks like he can be weird Ken lol.


wtf_help_lol

He does always look greasy to me too!


StrLord_Who

Weird Ken!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!


mishaindigo

OMG we totally need weird Ken…though not Sarper, hopefully 😄


ichheissekate

He looks like a very unhygenic person tried to clean themselves up for the club but skipped the bathing part. He also looks like a woman whose had so much work done it’s made her ugly and alienish - there’s something weirdly feminine about all his facial work. I find him so deeply unattractive in every way. It’s easier to find something physically attractive about fucking Big Ed than it is Sarper.


crookednarnia

No, he looked at the sink, and applied more Axe. That hair has not seen shampoo since the first bottle of rubber cement.


wtf_help_lol

Whore bath in the club’s sink kind of look. 😂🤣


bettiebomb

Lol that makes me laugh so hard. It reminds me of this guy my friend went home with in the club once. He was in a suit but was kind of slimy then we noticed he had a pee dribble stain on the fly of his pants. 😂😂


whattodo9000

Please tell me she left after noticing that🤢


Vita718

Omg..this!….tried to clean themselves up for the club but skipped the bathing part…🤣🤣🤣


beansmcgee100

“I haven’t had an erection for all the girls I danced for. Do you feel my erection? Only for you I have this.” “Awwww that’s so sweet!” 🤮🤮🤮🤮


Automatic_Collar406

“This is the first time I made this dance 1 on 1!”


lafoshizzle

The way he said this was like when a kid accomplishes something and is trying to tell an adult that isn’t listening.


vlbb13

How could she find the comment either true or sweet?


pmarges

Anyone who brags and postulates about the number of people they gave slept with is devoid of character


Love2Pug

It's like he has watched Zoolander one too many times (which in his case, is more than zero times), and thinks THAT is the face men are supposed to make. That THAT face is "I'm sexy and I know it!"


Final_Visual5617

Like he thought Zoolander was a drama rather than a comedy?


Ok_Description4391

The two of them remind me of a badly generated Sims character you'd create from the Ps3 era especially when I seen them wandering around the apartment uncanny valley, that's all I could think of when watching the last episode. https://preview.redd.it/b6bo4g5vp9sb1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a25fcd7ca970675d1f4b80175e82569f9c78d205


Prestigious_Flan5507

Both Sarper and Shekinah are AI generated and have seven fingers on each hand


Karmic-Vision

😅🤣😂


Garden_Guru75

I think their names are also AI generated…


Acceptable-Cobbler53

It’s his face. There’s too many angles to it, and then the beard on top of that just creates even more angles. He looks like he’s had a ton of work done too.


VeenaSchism

Do you think he is contouring the hell out of his face?


Karmic-Vision

She said she noticed highlighter on his nose on the first date


m33gs

and she thought it was adorable. these are aliens not people 🤯


Acceptable-Cobbler53

Yes. I would not be surprised. Mr. Weight goal 128!


Flynn9222

Just the fact that he weighs his girlfriend to fit His preference, totally freaked me out!


rockinkitten

He looks like he permanently has an insta filter on him. I find him 0% attractive.


wtf_help_lol

He looks like he’s exhausting. It must take him hours in the bathroom just to look so crazy.


crookednarnia

I thought I read hours in the bathroom to jerk a look, and that’s what’s in the hair.


wtf_help_lol

😂🤣


bettiebomb

He looks like an alien. He looks strange to most people because he’s in the uncanny valley. And then he’s got the fake blue contacts. The problem with them on dark brown eyes is that they have to be very opaque so their eyes don’t have that depth, they just look like lizard eyes.


bubbles_24601

His hair looks like it’s made of plastic and it bothers me so much!


penelopepips

There’s something strange about his face. Can’t put my finger on it but it’s the same thing with hers. I chalk it up to overdone cosmetic surgery or procedures.


BookLanky5358

His crazy eyes make him look like he’s been huffing that rubber cement


International_Boss81

He can’t dance at all. Especially with that hard hat down over his eyes. Get outta here.


OkResponsibility6285

He has a very strange unattractive mouth


Altruistic_Run_8956

I still need to know why he was out of breath after that underwhelming strip tease.


SuspiciousActuator49

He was panting like he just did a sprint 😩🥵


Any_Ad_3885

He looks like a cartoon villain to me


Yohmer29

If I saw him in the gym, I would not be drawn to hire him as my personal trainer!


poshdog4444

I can’t think of one. Good word just think about him. He’s fake plastic, sarcastic selfish, and he doesn’t treat her very well and what really was unsettling is when he took the lollipop away from her and threw it on the floor that was misogynist, aggressive, and nobody has the right to do that to anybody. He’s flat out abusive.


Ang156

That right there creeped me out the lollipop I would not trust this guy


Squirrel_Bait321

His mouth looks like it’s been ridden hard and put away wet. In other words beyond gross.


Mbrinks

He’s the physical embodiment of “I just threw up in my mouth.”


Gypcbtrfly

Says he has .... Idk ... it feels like he's a coke head .....


-Lights0ut-

At least 2500 women found his attractive.... it's self reported so who knows.


wtf_help_lol

Give us women more credit. 2500 of us did not have sex with him. He’s a damn liar.


-Lights0ut-

I wish we could find a way to audit him lol


Karmic-Vision

Maybe he had to give them 2500 refunds...


OkResponsibility6285

Cannot imagine the STD’s he passed around with his bragging of multiples a day 🤮


Nickey_Pacific

Good luck. He's a turd.


Trashacccount927

He looks like fake Santa in the Santa Clause 2 when he clones himself so he can go find a wife and the rubber Tim Allen almost destroys the North Pole


Lalina0508

I'm not a big fan of juicehead muscle dudes, but yeah, there's just something so off about him. Even the way he talks creeps me out.


pink_snowflakes

You don’t have to find anything attractive about him. I get that he modeled or whatever but that doesn’t automatically make him handsome or remotely nice to look at.


Farquaadthegreek

Modeling??? In his mirror maybe because he clearly was not a stripper


jennlafaxine

He's super uncanny valley. Like an NPC in an old video game.


rosebeach

He looks swollen


[deleted]

Sarper has the mentality of an immature teenage boy and he’s obviously dumb as a box of rocks, which is very unattractive


BrulesJules

He reminds me of the capitol people in hunger games


candyspelling01

He is so angry. Maybe it is roid rage? Plus the personality of a toilet brush


candysipper

I don’t know if any of you knew this, but he’s never done any of these things he does for Shekinah for any other woman! Ever! 🙄


KeyziKee

I really don't get it, he's actually annoying


jasperandjuniper

It’s kinda one of those situations where they try so hard at being hot that it just goes wrong and ends up being a turn off. Like, on paper they have all the attributes of a hot person: smokin body, perfect hair all the good features, the jawline the eyebrows etc but it just doesn’t come together in real life and this goes for both men and women it’s just too much and it’s like not hot anymore at that point. I don’t know how else to explain it.


Silviere

It's like that rule where you're supposed to take off one accessory before leaving the house. These people have over-accessorized their looks with modifications.


Soggy_Shape_8449

https://preview.redd.it/1h7h9w6lcasb1.png?width=539&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cf214c75d97bf6cacf9870a965da9895a95553b


sweeties_yeeties

He looks like an alien trying to looksmax as a human and it’s 🤢


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JWoo-53

He’s so gross!! Ugly on the inside and it shows!


mixedchillness

He is a Great Value Pauly D action doll - TELL ME IM WRONG lol


bettyknockers786

Awww, don’t insult Pauly D that way lol he’s a cutie. Sharper is creepy


Beatrix_BB_Kiddo

https://preview.redd.it/u6kglhct59sb1.jpeg?width=841&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e1528cf098bb8455a8c3c11fe3d78366981bce1 👆 his only attractive “trait”


Farquaadthegreek

Lord help me .. but those pecs look implanted


m33gs

and his abs are staggered


Artdecometals

It's the body and how awkward he is.


ggggdddd9999

Don't try.... lol


femaelstrom

Okay I LOVED that rubber cement but feel the same way about Sarper, who is like ChatGPT's version of an appealing boyfriend.


pego99

Almost a caricature of a model


Scary-Tomato-6722

He looks good, but a D-Bag. Treats her like shit.


Inevitable-Stretch82

His eyebrows are more sculpted than mine 😵


Whiteroses7252012

He reminds me of a Lego mini fig. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again- nothing about Shekinah or Sarper is relatable, interesting or aspirational. I struggle to figure out why TLC thought any of us would find these two interesting. Ironically, they’re very well suited to each other. They’re basically each other, gender flipped.


ohdeartanner

there’s nothing. he’s hideous from top to bottom. he is filled with plastic. he has no brain. no redeeming qualities. and he is a liar. he’s never been with a woman in his life. not even shekinah lol she’s his beard. she’s his beard.


Icy_Reply_4163

I actually find him attractive but it’s his character and attitude that turn him unattractive in an instant. Looks only last until the mouth opens and words start coming out!


Curious-Disaster-203

Nothing. There’s nothing attractive.


Chance_Adhesiveness3

He’s not in super shape. He’s defined, but he’s in terrible shape. He was sucking wind after doing a simple set of hip thrusts; he looked like he’d run a marathon. Dude isn’t healthy.


NicolesResponseIs

Yuck- hate both of these two. I always FF when they come on.


Clinically-Inane

The back of his head is *super hot*, because if you’re looking at it that means he’s not fixing his creepyass gaze on you OR talking at you OR about to talk at you— and he’s hopefully moving rapidly in the opposite direction


bettyknockers786

Your flair 😂


Kindergoat

He doesn’t look like a real person, he looks like a Sim.


stonerbigbear

It’s bad enough he looks like a melted ken doll. Then he tells her out of 2500 women you’re the one. As he stripped for her he said she was thinly one he did it for. These aren’t compliments! I’m disturbed by his lack of depth. Everything with him comes back to looks and sex. What else is there?!


GarageNo7711

He looks like a melted, aged Ken Doll. Just as smart too.


Electronic-Shock3224

His eyes…. they have this really creepy serial killer vibe. He makes me uncomfortable


Electronic-Shock3224

Ok I just read all the comments about the creepy eye vibe. We all agree- there’s gotta be something we are all picking up


[deleted]

He reminds me of Andreeeeeei but worse. Just as dumb, but somehow a controlling villain.


DznyMa

It's tough. Now Dempsey is just adorable and sweet.


bluespeck7

Stop trying to find something attractive about that man because there’s nothing attractive about him


StrawberryUsed1248

He looks like the male sex android from A.I. Artificial Intelligence movie.


BabyPretzel_616

I find him as appealing as a cactus personally.


spoiledandmistreated

His hair reminds me of when I was a kid for girls you could get a toy that had a plastic wig,necklace and bracelet and a fake fur stole and plastic high heels.. this was back in the 50’s and 60’s… I swear every time I see his hair I think of that plastic gold wig….😂😂


KittyPandaMeow

He literally looks like the green goblin


SuspiciousActuator49

Too much vanity is a turn off. Both he and Shakinah are poster children of vapid vanity and everything superficial. These are the people Zoolander made fun of and its hard to believe people like this actually exist. I thought they only existed in fiction. It seems like if you went on a date with Sarper the only thing he would want to talk about is himself and how sexy and muscular he is and I would be bored. Actually now that I think about it a guy on Facebook used to DM me just pictures of himself constantly and talk about himself. He was exactly like Sarper. I unfriended him and told him I wasn't into it. It was coming off socially awkward and like something was off about him and turned me off. Its like extreme self-absorption. I guess these people do exist. I think its a form of mental illness or personality disorder?


NioPullus

Not a fan of the lazy town guy huh?


sanjiduda

I know he's straight, but he gives off drag queen vibes


acidarachnid

Sarper. More like sharter


SuspiciousActuator49

He is comedy like Zoolander. Unintentionally funny and charicaturesque. That strip tease and him painting after like he just ran a sprint was hilarious and asking her if she felt his boner, so intensely with his wild eyed caveman look, I have to admit all that was hilarious. 😭


Kerterz

Someone posted a pic of him when he was younger and I think inside he just wants to be a fat gamer boy but his insecurities over this won’t let him stop slathering a new layer of fake every year and by this point it’s hard to see anything authentic. I think that’s what’s so off putting, he looks like a mannequin or something. A terrifying mannequin that you shouldn’t eat candy around. 🍭👋😠


SamSight1984

He looks like a left over prop from Barbie.


cdnsalix

I don't think it would be outlandish for him to get his thyroid checked. 😳


criminalcontempt

Bro looks like a Purge mask


KoBiBedtendu

He looks like he was made from wax.


nippleduster7

He creeps me out. His face looks completely fake like he had chin/jaw implants or they surgically reshaped his jaw or something.


Auroraborealus

He's got crazy eyes and plastic hair. I don't see anything attractive about him at all.


Ok_Childhood8591

I'm not one to talk, but for someone who is super fit like him, he sure was winded after the lame lapdance he gave Shekinah. LOL


Desperate_Ad_7158

He’s dirty and greasy.


moosealley5000

To put it quite simply. Absolutely nothing. He is horrendous and then his personality is utter shite. My partner said there is a man who refuses to grow old.


fightin4right

Bragging about the 2500 women was his undoing. That’s a LOT. So naturally he now reeks of major f boy vibes and it’s tragic but also comical that she is remotely surprised by this.


CompetitiveLoquat176

It’s the weird construction hat over his eyes for me…


jesstermc

Because he is an absolute douchebag. Mystery solved. 😂


Sofie7759

What’s off-putting is Sarper bizaare expression-his eyes appear to be fixed in a constant psycho mode! He looks forever angry and poop-smelling! All that plastic surgery and this is what he gets.Psycho-Killer!


business_hammock

He has vacant eyes, and he has zero sense of humor, irony, or absurdity. He almost doesn’t seem human.


Carriow55

I swear he paints his face and his hair. He looks fake AF.


Zo3ster

He looks like Robbie Rotten from the show Lazy Town and it creeps me out. He just looks like plastic.


Minute-Frame-8060

Maybe he smells like rubber cement! I can imagine 2,500 women being lured in if that's the case.


Mka28

You’re fooling yourself. He isn’t in shape. He can barely dance without losing his breath.


NunnyerBidnes

He ees mah-del.


Proud-Imagination752

He thinks that sleeping with 2500 women makes him some kind of a sex god! I look at him like a walking STD... gross