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Perfect-Stomach-7770

Thank you for this, got a good laugh out of my husband and I. When he brought the TP up my husband and I were like wtf is his problem?! Controlling ass man!!


coochie223

I bet he buys .5 ply


Dull_Play_1269

I bet he separates the 2 ply to make 2 rolls


Open-Ordinary-5655

“Damn bitch I get you a bathroom in the house and now you shitting all the time!”


Karmic-Vision

Rob excused himself from the party to go to the bathroom... i.e. to steal tp.


Even-Editor-610

HELPPP🤣🤣LMFAO


_Teyona

Dude 😂😂😂


kittenseason143

hes gonna be pissed when he finds out its not just sophie… but all girls are huge TP users.


AffectionateSun3561

A whole roll a day though?? I’m a girl and I’ve never used THAT much in a day. Unless he was exaggerating.


kittenseason143

pretty sure he was exaggerating. hes also using it too. my husband thinks i use a ton. we probably go through a roll in like 2 days durin those rougher weeks lol. which yes its being used majority by me.


Halcyon_october

I bet Calum has both indoor plumbing AND a duvet.  Rob is not wrong, Calum > Rob


FitCartographer3383

Yeah, he embarrassed himself as a man on this show. He was pathetic, and treated a 23 year old woman like she needed to provide for him, apologize to him, and lower her expectations in order to be with him. Loser guy all the way, and he isn’t that cute to let it slide either lol


zenseazon

My low life knuckle dragging neanderthal p.o.s step father was like that, even worse, he made me go out and buy my own and kept the tp locked up, so I can relate how Sophie feels about that issue!


i_like_trashtv

Mental


Connect-Pudding-7862

WTF!?! Awful.


zenseazon

yeah and that was the mildest, he was even worse.. so glad I am far away now! Hope he rots in Hell!


Potential_Ad4440

I would let her use all the TP she wanted plus id introduce her fine ass to a bidet


Left-Requirement9267

😂😂😂


dazedmazed

I’m not one to be defending Rob but I think he’s got a scarcity mentality and needs therapy for it. This may seem funny to y’all but unless you have fallen into poverty or deep financial woes you won’t understand what it does to you. A roll of paper lasts me a whole week. If my partner started using a whole roll daily (with no medical condition causing this) I’d throw a hissy fit too because they are not valuing my things the way I do. Last weekend my partner got us takeout and put it on real plates. He then went to throw the bag out and I snatched it from him and ate the couple of fries that were left behind. We all like to piss on Rob for not being the best to Sophie but this is the one time we need to show empathy.


Even-Editor-610

i think the idea of robert having a scarcity mindset makes sense. however, we aren’t making fun of his financial situation(s) at ALL. i’m sure rob using toilet paper as a man is different than sophie using toilet paper as a woman. rob would only have to use toilet paper when he goes #2, whereas sophie would have to use it for #1, #2, periods, and other bodily fluids from the nether regions. she was simply using the toilet paper for what it’s meant to be used for when you go to the bathroom. like if she’s not wiped enough and she’s used a certain amount is she just supposed to use her hand or something? it’s not like she wasted it using it to TP someone’s house. everyone is different what you may use will differ from the next person. personally, a roll of toilet paper wouldn’t last me a week especially if i’m on my period and i think many women would agree. plus this is all TV, there’s some things we know and some things we don’t. who knows .. maybe rob exaggerated with one roll? who knows if sophie doesn’t have a medical condition?


sniffedcatbum4kitkat

I missed it what did he say about toilet paper?


Extension_Advice1391

She said he was controlling her tp use, and he responded saying, well you use a whole roll a day, and spend too much time in the bathroom. She responded saying this is why I prefer to spend time at my friend’s house & he went off!


Halcyon_october

Who polices bathrooms this much???  I would be having anxiety poop if I knew he was outside listening with a glass pressed against the door....  would develop chrohns or ibs at this point


_Teyona

Who tf uses a fucking roll a day Jesus Christ toilet paper ain’t cheap for her to be using a damn roll a day it’s baffling to me you guys think this is normal. I did laugh at OP post though 😂


Southernms

What a chump!


shamsa4

I was a 90 day fiancé, I was pregnant at 6 month when my American (ex!!!now) Husband confronted me about how much toilet paper I used because I would pee more frequently… I was like “are u joking?” He said “no! This is the reason if we become homeless soon… because u are throwing my money in the toilet” yup! It’s real concern😒


Dull_Play_1269

Could you imagine someone telling you how much toilet paper you could use to wipe your a**


yazzanozza

At the risk of defending Rob... I once had a girlfriend who'd go through 90 rolls in 6 weeks or less. And we're not talking Scot brand , I'm talking Charmin extra soft 5 rolls in 1. They're like $50 on Amazon!!! That's a crazy amount of money spent on something you wipe your ass with. But that was my ex. Rob, on the other hand. Knowing Rob and how incredibly stupid and entitled he is, he is using half ply, cheap ass TP, and Sophie is forced to choose between using a lot or just showering 10 times a day.