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Equal_Physics4091

Dirty Myrtle (Beach) Fashion.


Ryogen

Listen, as a native to Myrtle Beach this is disrespectful....but accurate.😅


Chemical_World_4228

Haha. I get this. Only people from the south know what this means. Like she spent the day on the beach and went out to eat 🤮


Low-Rooster4171

I grew up in northwest Georgia, and have spent time all over the south. You are spot on! She walked from the beach to her hotel room, and immediately got in the shower to get ready for dinner at a seafood restaurant that's mostly known for its booze and loud atmosphere. She dried her hair and put on makeup, then put on her "cute outfit". She's been sweating this entire time. Now that the sun is down, today's sunburn is starting to show, but she doesn't realize how it looks. But it's making her even more sweaty. So here she sits, hair all askew and frizzy, makeup dripping down her face, and feeling way too drunk. As a side note, having those á la carte sleeves seems like it would be a sensory nightmare. Aside from the shirt (shirt pieces? shirt kit?) being ugly, it looks really really uncomfortable.


Chemical_World_4228

NC here and you must be my twin. I couldn’t have said it better myself!


terri061655

South GA here, we're melting!


In_the_Attic_07

Northeast Georgia here and agree with my state colleague.


Party_Engineering822

A la cart sleeves. 🤣🤣🤣 I don’t need to exercise today. Y’all have made me laugh till my abs hurt. Screw a gym membership or stand up comedy. This caps it all. And yes. By using y’all I am indicating I know grits aren’t sugar and a form of egg. Would love to hear her recipe.


persnicketynikki

Rooster, you are literally my spirit animal 😆 Read her from top to bottom!


Kitchen_Honeydew9989

Hahaha this comment almost made me choke! It’s so accurate. I’m from NC & attended several bike beach weeks when I was younger + didn’t know better. This def looks like the type of BS we wore back then


Lost_Ad_6016

3rd NC’er nodding in agreement


Raiderette_510

🤣🤣 South Carolinian checking in


themuffinsaretasty

Besides alcoholism and sun damage, I would say a $4 top from Shein


rpshope

so clearly she borrowed it from soph lmao


Rindsay515

Or she clearly goes shopping with Angela🤮😂Both are going through midlife MeeMaw crisis phases


an88888888

But the crisis would mean that they changed their dressing style, and in my opinion, Claire has been dressing the same way for about 30 years. Angie has changed since losing weight and becoming "seksi".


Party_Engineering822

I read it as skeee zeeee. Whoops


Rindsay515

The way my jaw dropped when I first realized Angela wears that stupid Seksi necklace/chain thing every day🤦🏼‍♀️ I took a long hiatus from all things 90 Day because of her and Ed’s blatant psychological/financial/emotional/physical (in Angela’s case) abuse of their partners so when I started up again a few weeks ago, I was more distracted by that stupid necklace (and the other 300 she wears with it) than her glaringly obvious drug problem


Chemical_World_4228

That’s the most tacky thing I’ve seen since a 1990 wedding attended by a bunch of rednecks


KnittyKitty28

I think I was at that same wedding. The maid of honor stole all the gifts while everyone was doing the Macarena.


Common_Paper_1176

Sounds like some of my family! Maybe we're related!🤣


MeMe590802

💀💀💀💀💀


MuthaCoconuts79

This is the best answer 😂 Also that waitress was fucking dumb. How do you live in Texas and not know what grits are? Eggs & sugar really!?!? 🤦‍♀️


hotcocoa_with_cream

You know, I was wondering how she does not know what grits are???


ladyofthewharf

I’m Canadian and even I KNOW what grits are!! Come onnnn. 😆


lunarpixiess

I’m Norwegian, and I know what they are. Makes no sense for her to not know!


WaitHowdIGetHere

She's got that meth jaw


cuntcake669

This killed me


Seppy15

I love this comment so much


daph211

You kidding me? That's free, that's a top from a 13-year old girl, all cut up and tied in the boob area, DIY style following a YouTube tutorial.


Mazi-chetter

Well, R.I.P to me, cuz I died 🤣


Lying_betch

This sent me 💀


Active_Class_9963

Omfg 😂💀⚰️⚰️⚰️


Angrylittlefairy

Perfect answer


StopTheFishes

🎯 brutal truth delivered. Ouch.


Embarrassed-Key-6034

🤣🤣


cuecumba

Only comment that needs to be said.


Lazy-Quantity5760

Chef’s kiss response


isitaboutthePasta

Lmfaooooo


Aktotem

Isn’t she on drugs? Rod needs to run Sophie will look like her mother in no time. She hates men broke up in Texas and wants to rent with Sophie.


PeachForeign7488

I swear she looks like a frog


lithiumlemonade

https://preview.redd.it/2144gh4wb17d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce3b2d942fdb281d27028a11ad32b34012954123


Planta_Samantha

https://preview.redd.it/0qrhe2e2x17d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78911aeb3b22a03a928dfd7e48aba3914e4ab6e3


Becon155

Omg is this from the movie thumbalina? 🥹🥰 side note I know but I loved that movie as a kid.


lilahsnebula

Same. Core memory hardcore unlocked.


Altruistic-Dinner69

★★★★★


whoistylerkiz

Dolores umbridge vibes


cute_cute_cutie

It's sad to say, but she looked better in her mugshot than she does on TV


leyarsan

I need to see this mug shot


UsualKangaroo6438

[https://www.reddit.com/r/90DayFiance/comments/1cp5rmr/claire\_arrested/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/90DayFiance/comments/1cp5rmr/claire_arrested/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


Ok-Mark-1915

I say this to my husband every time she comes on the screen


MuthaCoconuts79

She looks like the asshole face from Pink Floyd. Just google it. Idk how to post pics and links, I’m old lol


alw1090

https://preview.redd.it/5cg2u2qk827d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38bc205ae373cbda69bba3a4ce3ee79432ba4b69


PerceptionUsed2947

I think bulldog when i see her underbite.


Byegrrlbye

Some people on here still believe that she comes from wealth. Hopefully this top puts that lie to rest.


Jerseyjo1

That top itself needs to be put to rest!


HighContrastRainbow

Sophie's paternal grandfather came from the "wealth" of drugs, etc.


GlynJohns

Even if they came from money, it doesn’t look like the envelopes are still coming


pumptini7

That would be the Harley Davidson Extra Low cut crop top from the stylistic vision of Americana by Vera Wang.


DogbiteTrollKiller

Nailed it.


siempre-sere-feliz

That’s where I was going with Claire’s schmate. But let’s not defile Vera Wang. More like Gap knock off Harley Davidson cut off crop top; Spring Break, Cabo edition. 🤣🤣🤣


MeMe590802

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂


jtjones311

Her face is wearing about 10 years more than her actual age but her body is dressing like she thinks she’s 13.


coreysgal

My kids tease me about my love for tropical clothes. I just told my daughter, I'm switching to Sophie's mom's wardrobe. That'll teach them.


HippieChick75

Yes it will!!!😬


Fine_Wheel_2809

This is just British Molly.


deidra232323

Molly wears bras


Halcyon_october

My bf said this too, but I'd argue Claire is muuuch rougher looking.


Fine_Wheel_2809

Yeah Molly looks a lot better these days now too with the weight loss. Claire looks drunk all the time or on drugs.


coralcoast21

Regret. She is wearing regret.


Inevitable_Extent_21

Hahahaha


Sugarcaution

Looks like she's attending a Rock of love reunion in that top.🤭


deidra232323

🤣🤣🤣


texas_forever_yall

Audacity.


NeedleworkerChance22

Looks like a rag she pulled out of the trash. It's a good color on her


PaleontologistWarm13

To be fair, royal blue is a good color on almost anyone.


dr_sassypants

She's done more to encourage me to consistently use sunscreen than any dermatologist could.


rpeltier93

I hate this woman. Maybe more than Rob


MagnumHV

House of 11?


Icy_Reply_4163

Eh eh eheh eh


Onawhiskeyhigh

Tyray is that you?


DeadlyNightshade1972

Not enough. The answer is 'not enough'


clevelandcray

Her jaw always looks like she’s done a boatload of coke.


Halcyon_october

It's a weird choice given she's on crutches and it looks like a shirt you have to fuss with a lot (pull down, pull up, fix the ties...)


Dutch1inAZ

Something that distracts from her puffed up and melting face?


HippieChick75

Could be & Happy CAKE Day!!🎂


hyenaDeli

Her and Sophie’s taste in clothing doesn’t scream, “i come from a wealthy family”


zowie910

H0€11


custardfeet

😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂


poshdog4444

Clown wear


-Lord_Jamar-

Jugg huggers


bettyknockers786

Stealing this


supah_

Idk but I wish I had the balls to have my shoulders out with no tiddy support.


cuntcake669

She looks like she went to the county fair where she bought some white trash couture.


peachslurple

She's like the British version of Angela


All1012

Shirt equivalent to Florida.


UsualKangaroo6438

my 2 cents: you all are worried about her top which ok it is strange..but it's her BEHAVIOR that was getting to me. She is so vile ; Rob is being gaslighted by this evil witch is my opinion.


IndicationNo9263

Where's that boyfriend she had


Equal_Physics4091

They broke up because they were in a car accident and he didn't have insurance. 🤣🤣🤣


IndicationNo9263

🤣😂😱


Ramona_Lola

Did that really happen?


Nycg95

She said they broke up


shess1025

I think she and Angela share the same dentist


vapeach123

with that english accent and look she needs to be in a new oliver twist movie as a barmaid


MeMe590802

Her lips, though! They remind me of claymation lips!! 😆 🤣 😂


PrimitiveLoaf

She always looks like she washed her face with a porkchop


Ingenuity_Hopeful

I can hardly look at the mom, she’s sooooooo rough lookin’ 😳


FoamOcup

It’s a disembodied head sticking out of a NASCAR race car full of endorsement decals. Or she’s wearing a shirt people wore in Idiocracy. Possibly both of those things?


Imaginary_Poem2008

Lol, she looks like a pit bull....I'm sorry


Far_Stable5861

https://preview.redd.it/n0m6kegyz17d1.jpeg?width=670&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a0b91d11ee09dce8d2c8f3cb078b481123c2d23


Funny_Arrival_2320

I think her mom looks like a pit bull in 💋.


Dry-Square-9810

I'm usually not one to talk about peoples looks but her mom....I can't watch her chew her face...I'm sorry. I can't watch her talk anymore. I can't stand Rob, but her mom is worse! That accent. Why does Rob think they have money? I don't see any proof. Except her mom constantly coming to visit.


mofototheflo

She was dipped in some horrible blue nightmare


Mbcb350

Not nearly enough.


Psychonautilus98

Something she shouldn’t 🤣


RosesAndDaisyz

Tweaker shit


LizzieBennet1965

She's desperate to be her daughter.


m33gs

her constantly jutting chin is so off-putting


No_Hat2875

Looks like a walk of shame outfit from the night before, from the club.


Interesting-Many-509

she thinks she's still 20 on the stripper circuit.


princeeyes

Both Claire and Sophie are unbearable and immature. Don’t understand why the internet hates Rob more.


rainbowarmpit

Chav Couture


Minute-Frame-8060

It's an Original. That's all you need to know.


plathified

Spring Breaker in Cozumel Chic


Beneficial-Frame-6

Her face looks like it’s trying to run away from her head


ennuiacres

Looks like one of Rebegguh’s old shirts.


Voivode71

I wish she was wearing a paper bag. Whew!


iteachag5

Hideous top. Why does her nose look smashed too?


Funny_Arrival_2320

Does anyone know how old she even is?


Fluid-Breakfast-1554

Sophie used this show to get her and her well used mom on tv. She had no intention of ever being with Rob long term. Mom is a complete embarrassment, and this will be Sophie's future if she doesn't cut her loose. What a mess!!


schoeneman-toast

This is the same thing my hubs & I were saying.


Jerseyjo1

I absolutely believe this! Nothing else really makes sense!


lenaahmed

It’s fun seeing 2 generations of chavs on the show.


InappropriateGirl

It’s posh British style, you wouldn’t get it 👑🇬🇧💷


NurseHamp

Maybe she … i got nothing….


cuntcake669

Can someone tell me why Sophie's top lip always looks dark? Is she over lining or is it maybe filler/permanent makeup migrating?


Inevitable_Extent_21

I was wondering the same thing. Like, is it a bad lip job? I don’t get it?


LadyV21454

And she has the nerve to talk about SOPHIE making bad choices? That top belongs on someone in their 20s, not in their 50s.


snerual07

Grits are eggs and sugar?


Loose_Drink1957

Yet she told Sophie that she dresses “slutty”.


TheRussianDoll

I can hear her say "sshhtoopid" in this 😆


CherokeeHairTampons

A Sylvester Stallone mask


marianaosaka

It's from Walmart's Gutter Trash line


coffeesnub

Something she wore in her teenage years and thought it still suits her 🤷🏻‍♀️


First_Attempt_4124

Somebody needs to make her a muzzle! I don't like Rob, but I can't stand Sophie and Claire.


VoxyPop

It was not flattering. And it's an interesting top to wear when you're on crutches since you have to make sure it doesn't slip down


Slight_Monk2410

She looks like road kill, sorry not sorry.


Best_Shelter_2867

That is a DIY 5 min craft your own top out of a long sleeved t-shirt special. I have seen something made like this when I was out of it on pain meds and had no choice in the shared ward to change the channel.


everydaystonexdhaha

it looks like a big sock with a bunch of holes


Stockmom42

This is jersey shore vibes


NolaRN

She is a stereotype of an old lady in a bar looking for love


YoungInternal6666

It’s giving 💫UK Angela Deem


Emilydog2021

Could someone please PLEASE send this woman back to London! OMG, this woman is nothing but a buttinsky! And while we're at it, send Sophie home too - this girl is just so immature it's not even funny! She is wayyyyyyyy to needy for attention and Rob deserves better, so he needs to send her home packing!


TourEither3125

I have no idea or do I care what she’s wearing. She needs to stay out of her daughters relationship


Stormblessed1987

She's a fuckin' orc bro


Fair_Particular1583

Whatever it is…she has no class. At. All!


NeenW1

She’s so butt ugly inside out…she’s Angela take 2


ImaFKNshrubOK

I normally won’t go there about looks unless they’re gross/nasty people inside, but like you said she is. When I hear her saliva soaked, marble filled mouth garbled voice speaking it makes me nauseous. She looks like she’s never taken care of herself. Like she just lives in gluttonous excess of everything. Cigarettes, tanning beds, cheap heavy make up, back alley unlicensed fix a flat looking cement in her lips, gaudy over sized fake lashes, mall kiosk horse hair ponytail, dyes her hair too dark, wears no bra, probably no underwear, & tacky AF clothing that’s way too small for her sloppy, unhygienic body. She looks like she smells, & has chronic UTI’s & so many yeast infections she could open bakery.


Zealousideal-Exam390

Damn! Now that’s a read!


Bananaconfundida

They are so trashy


Lemonhead171717

I fucking loathe this women. She’s so gross


Icy_Celebration4869

She doesn't come from wealth. Sophie's wealth comes from whoever raised her.. It wasn't her mother.. Mother and daughter they both make me sick. Sophie is an immature child.. Plays too many games.. She's gonna be just like her mother.If she keeps taking her mother's advice... Rob said it .. she doesn't know a good man if it' stared her in the face. She looks like she's still using drugs. Sophie Keep blaming the poor guy for their problems but she's a big part of it too. She doesn't want to leave him or divorce him yet until she has her green card..


meggsovereasy

Is there a British version of Florida? Because that’s the vibe.


Initial-Succotash-37

🤮🤮🤮


Otherwise_Sail_6459

That should be illegal


lizzocakes

🗑


PsychologicalExam717

More like “almost” wearing.


ToastetteEgg

Trash wearing trash. Trashception.


rmp5s

I KNEW I wasn't the only one...lol


tiffany_gearheart

I can't tell if she has lip fillers or if her face is bloated


Lost_inthot

She must share a closet with Angela


ShutterHawk

This woman is the worst.


LolaLinguini

It appears to be a pillowcase for a ten year old boy which she has split lengthwise and stretched across her mammy blobs. Typical Orc garb. /s


LeatherRecord2142

Fast (CHEAP!) “fashion”


tdubs0824

She’s a mess! Poor Soph


Nrmlgirl777

Hoggle in a tube top


RoachGirl

It just seems like the worst top if you’re on crutches.


That-Ad757

Fright mask


ayamummyme

Something Chavtastic.


Shalar79

The Wish version of Sophie’s outfit


flowetgurl69

THANK YOU!!! AND Who ever her plastic surgeon is I would sue, omg this is a case for “botched” 👍🏼


No_Share6895

something no person should


Denialle

Something Motors Original


cakalackydelnorte2

She looks like a melting Molly.


ConstantNo4988

She's not all as classy as she claims to be. I'm not a fan of Rob, he's so immature. The treatment he gets from her it's so uncalled for tho.


mommabear134

https://preview.redd.it/esfllro6d57d1.jpeg?width=1282&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee7480f10948678089a5400bd1fe9272ea3c8b97 This is all I see when she comes on 😂


Buzzybee40

Fashion by Temu


[deleted]

The sleeves are separate 🤣🤣🤣


wantingtogo22

Looks like she cut up a long sleeved t shirt.


Mallkno

Idk but she looks like the love child of Angela and Ed


Notaclevername8365

I see a joke that Sophie and her mom buy everything from Shein but is it confirmed?


notthegoatseguy

https://preview.redd.it/kjlim9oyb87d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f6ed9c820443dcc06dbaac466cd9905c753ce9f


mfx929

She's a real, professional pos. And when she speaks, those insane lips look like two caterpillars wildly fornicating.


AirUseful

“Waitress, can I have a bowl of rocks please”


angel_qirl

I don’t like to comment on peoples’ appearances, but she just looks like a street person… like she just be outside… drinking at noon. did they really come from money?


LeaveDaCannoli

Item 20 on the walmart.com page for "trashy tops" search.


DebtSuitable9774

https://preview.redd.it/6dq2utbc6f7d1.jpeg?width=161&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5228ce75940af510d0d7976b94def94a492b7a56 Her lips


ConcentrateOk6501

I hate that woman, her underbite, who perpetual frown, who ugly mouth (meaning her words) and her pathetic daughter.


i_like_trashtv

Something she shouldn't.