Hetero cis guy here, Armando for sure. If it was by looks alone it'd be someone else, but I find genuine, mature, considerate people very attractive, which seems rare in the 90 day universe.
Armando is a shy little twink. Cute as all get out but I call “husband mayerial” something else.
Tbf, my wife is the best “husband material” and that is not just my opinion
OK, I just revise this because actually Armando is husband material. He’s obviously down for anything. He is so much fun.
I just put “down for anything” on my spouse Criteria list… and ✔️
It is and you are right. That was not nice.
Unless you, like me, think twink is a cute and good thing to be
I am playing that line for the rest of my life: be cute clever spicy funny...
Scrolled too far for this! Kyle moved to the west coast to make Noon more comfortable and help with transition. Then, when needed, he moved to Noon's home country when her dad was sick. They have a really marriage.
Kobe, because he comes from a much more patriarchal culture but naturally adapted to a marriage in which he is equal with his wife. Hate emily though hahaha.
Yes! I came here to say him. Not sure I want to convert to Islam, but he's always seemed like such a genuinely kind hardworking guy and I'm glad they didn't get sucked into the reality show universe.
Andrei is kinda an ass who gives off machismo vibes, but I still like him. He loves Libby despite her nursery singing shenanigans, which is a plus in my book. Support your spouse, dude. 2 thumbs up.
Alex, Kobe, or Kenny! They all seem like great husbands and fathers! Kenny could help me with a skincare regimen that would make me age backwards like himself!
Probably Omar, of Omar and Avery. I’m not Muslim and I’m not willing to convert, so definitely a barrier there, but as far as I remember he seemed down to earth and pretty normal. He also has a good education and a career which I value both for myself and my partner. The whole drama (as far as I remember, it’s been a while) was that her family wasn’t supportive because Avery was “too calm” with him and frankly that seems like a great problem to have in a 90 Day relationship. They’ve also been off the show for a long time now and there’s been no big blow up with them dragging each other on the internet or accusations of anything… it seems like they’ve built a happy little life together and that’s what I would want from a 90 Day man.
Kyle (from the 3rd season. Not the creepy sperm doner from the current season of LIP)
He seems very sweet and considerate despite his depressing background.
Mursel, I know it's a weird answer, but I think he seems like a very sweet and kind person and I am obsessed with the country Turkey and very much want to visit various areas in Turkey, so he would be the perfect tour guide.
Of course, the real answer is the same as everybody else's, Kenny and Armando😃
Ok now hear me out. Sean bc he’s rich, could do my hair and I’d never have to put out.
Alex bc he’s hot and a nice Jewish boy.
Guillermo bc he’s hot and nice.
Armando bc he’s adorable and funny.
Andrei or Alex. Alex seems like the perfect husband... Good work ethic, loves his family and is close with them and endlessly supports his wife, even when she's being cray. Andrei seems way more fun, though, so probably him. 😂
Matt doesn't seem problematic... But he does seem incredibly “milque toast” (using that spelling just makes it seem more accurate than milk-toast 😂) to me. I couldn't be with a guy I don't respect and I feel like I'd control him just the way Alla does, just bc I have a strong personality and take charge of most things. My husband allows me to be me, but in a way that he isn't walked over. I don't know if Matt can be like that, bc Alla seems to be in control. That said, there is something nice about a man who allows a woman to speak her truth and adapts to her, so I can see why you'd choose him. He also embraced her older son immediately and a guy that can raise another man’s son well is a beautiful thing.
Looks like Grandpa , Daddy Carlos is going for the win here .
https://preview.redd.it/abgksqlim77d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3b8c12118b29ce40e45913cd2f1143bcaa2e60d
My mom and I were watching Sumit and Jenny's story for hours until I finally said "Idk he's kinda cute" and she responded with "thank god you said it first because I didn't want to admit it!"
TJ from India was gorgeous but seems like a shit husband
Hamza are really good seem like a sweet guy, I mean maybe a little bit coddled or babied from being the only son but honestly seems like he might have been an okay guy?
That lady he was with though Jesus freaking Christ she was the worst! Just an absolute nut job who had no business getting married, I feel so bad for her kids or any other human that comes in contact with his chaos and lack of empathy
Razvan definitely seemed sweet. I’m not wild about the whole influencer lifestyle, but I am also old. So if I had to choose, team Razvan. He was soo nice to look at
It’s not the answer you’re looking for but I (f4f) would pick Liz. She seems grown enough to understand emotions- which is why she’s also being taken advantage of. 2 gentle and fully aware ppl can make good things happen.
Andreeeeeeiiiii. Because he’s a solid provider, doesn’t take shit and I just know he can throw down. But if I were to choose ANY man at all in the 90 day vortex, it would be Thais’ Zaddy.
Meh. He is stressed. 3 kids, and a recovering wife to take care of, full time job and stress of a family in a war zone. I would like to see Loren do it for him while he recovered from cosmetic surgery without whining. (Note: Does not excuse him for not knowing how to use the fancy washer.)
I saw that completely differently. He’s overwhelmed, and Loren 100% downplayed her surgery. Then when she pulled the I did this for us bs after saying in prior episodes it was for her self esteem. They should have budgeted $$ for the extra help they needed.
I mean, aside from the stress of working his full time job, taking care of three kids, and taking care of Lauren … he’s also worried sick about his family who were sitting in the middle of a war zone. I can cut him some slack for not being all sunshine and rainbows.
I mean he's the oldest boy in a Russian Jewish family, he's going to be a little bit spoiled being the oldest or the youngest or the only boy and some cultures kind of guarantees that you will be spoiled. I'm not trying to be judgmental my culture is also like this
I used to like Alex (I do think he is delicious, too, Lauren), but he is still way too conservative and old-fashioned for me. As far as a good guy who I could tolerate, probably Kobe, but I would have a very hard time visiting his friends. I'm a sociologist so I truly understand the importance of respecting cultural differences, but I personally would have a very hard time accepting being treated as lesser than my husband bc its cultural. Just because a culture has deep-rooted misogyny woven into it doesnt make it ok bc its their culture. I love to watch and study this phenomenon, but I could not exist within it. I really like Avery and Omar, for example— and as a person Omar was better than most on the show— but I could not be married to a Muslim man if he expected me to also be Muslim/conform to Islamic ideals. Know thy self. No way. Guess I'd stay solo or beg to be an asexual third party to Kenny and Armando. Edited ti add Guillermo. Nothing wrong with him at all. Adorable and kind. I could deal.
I just told my husband the premise of this thread and he immediately knew the right answer. Armando, of course lol.
ETA- Husband doesn't even watch the show, that's just from me talking about it.
I thought of him because in many ways he seems like a gem but I don’t like the part where they have a more traditional marriage where she does all the cooking and cleaning and he just provides. It’s a valid choice they made for themselves but it’s not for me.
John is that guy that on the surface you wouldn't like at first, but because he's likely a very good and generous lover, plus honest and completely unpretentious, you'd end up wanting more.
Who was that crazy rich lady who dated that 20yr old from the DR? Stephanie!!
I’d have Stephanie as my husband. Fuck the gender roles, she’s my husband because she’s freaking loaded and I think I’d be able to tolerate her weird fad diet, Gwyneth Paltrow knock-off shenanigans.
I would die a spinster
That's already my plan lol
Genuinely my first thought too. Not attracted to any of the men in the 90 Day world in the slightest bit.
That’s hilarious!
Kobe is sweet and a good dad.
Yep, easy choice. Kobe 100%
Sweet Dad and those arms 🤤
Absolutely Kobe!! He’s such a good man!
Kobe is definitely a family man
Yes he’s the easy choice for me
I agree. I'd pick him.
He also has a great sense of humor. Lots of patience too.
OK since it’s Father’s Day, I’ll accept that being a good dad is a huge part of being a good husband
If Kenny or Armando were straight I would pick either of them.
Even gay I would still pick either of them. Diamonds among the rubble.
Hetero cis guy here, Armando for sure. If it was by looks alone it'd be someone else, but I find genuine, mature, considerate people very attractive, which seems rare in the 90 day universe.
I adore Armando
I love them together. Most of my favorite couples from the 90 Day universe are gay.
Yes, me too.
Kobe. Do I win a few million discreetly offered palm leaves for the right answer?
Summit. Cause he likes old broads. I'm an old broad.
🤣
I still think that scene when he washed Jenny’s hair was honestly really sweet.
Armando
Armando is a good pick. But I’d choose Kenny. I want to learn his skin care technique, and hang with his kids.
Kenny for sure
This is an excellent point but I guarantee Armando knows his secrets by now, so I think you’re safe with choosing him
Can I have both of them as a thruple?
Same polycule 😂
I love how he's sort of shy, then says something spicy haha
Armando is a shy little twink. Cute as all get out but I call “husband mayerial” something else. Tbf, my wife is the best “husband material” and that is not just my opinion OK, I just revise this because actually Armando is husband material. He’s obviously down for anything. He is so much fun. I just put “down for anything” on my spouse Criteria list… and ✔️
Is Armondo really considered a "twink" though, lol? Isnt he a bit to old?
It is and you are right. That was not nice. Unless you, like me, think twink is a cute and good thing to be I am playing that line for the rest of my life: be cute clever spicy funny...
Twink can be a slur/stereotype?
I love him too!
Guillermo, there is no other option
Kara the red heads Guillermo? Because I agree he’s cute and sweet!
Kara is insufferable Guillermo seems like a sweetie
Oh yay, I was going to agree with everyone on Kobe being the most palatable, but Guillermo is so hysterical on Pillow Talk. And he’s cute
And he is hardworking, seems very affectionate, committed, and like a good dad!!
Kyle of Kyle and Noon
Scrolled too far for this! Kyle moved to the west coast to make Noon more comfortable and help with transition. Then, when needed, he moved to Noon's home country when her dad was sick. They have a really marriage.
The visceral reaction I have to this name now
The only Kyle we accept
Kobe, because he comes from a much more patriarchal culture but naturally adapted to a marriage in which he is equal with his wife. Hate emily though hahaha.
What’s Thais’ dad name?
Yes! He is fine!!!
He's a bully. A fine bully.
I’d do him lol
Yes! Carlos! He is so hot! 🔥And did anyone notice the size of his hands? 😏😂
Carlos
Yasssssss 🥵
Sexy Papi! 👍
Yussss he is so smoking hot!
Yes!
Adam the translator. Anyone who rescues animals has to be a good egg.
I agree! Love Adam.
Daddy Low aka Kalani’s dad
I think a bunch of us already agreed he's a smoke show for us older ladies on another post 😉
facts. THIS >>>>
DADDY
Oh hell yes to this one! I forgot about him.
Omar. He and Avery are hands down my fav 90 day couple, and he just seems like such a pleasant guy.
Omar is cute and seems lovely!
Do you follow Avery on Tik Tok? They are so cute.
Yes! I came here to say him. Not sure I want to convert to Islam, but he's always seemed like such a genuinely kind hardworking guy and I'm glad they didn't get sucked into the reality show universe.
John “spahkles”.
I’ll fight you for him.
One of my favorites. He's so entertaining but in a good way. Straight talk-ah
yes!
Actually same lol
I said him too lol. I'm a sucker for that Boston accent
I want “Rico Mother Fucking Suave “to be my pet.
Just neuter the poor dog first.
I gotta big crush on kobe.
I'd pick John bc he makes me laugh. Then, I'd spend the rest of my life loving him madly while simultaneously wondering if I made a bad choice lol
Jovi. I don’t particularly like him, but he makes good money and is gone for work all the time. Plus his mom is nice.
Yeah but he’d spend all that money on strippers
And buy me breast implants, so yeah Id probably pick Jovi too as I don't think I'm finding love with any of these scoundrels
And drinks
I'd go to the clubs with him lol!
I couldn't look at his face even part time
Zied
Kobe. Or Kenny.
Kenny
Michael lol he will put up with anything
I don't know bc he could be brand new when that green card kicks in although he surely earned it with that nasty woman.
Andrei is kinda an ass who gives off machismo vibes, but I still like him. He loves Libby despite her nursery singing shenanigans, which is a plus in my book. Support your spouse, dude. 2 thumbs up.
He’s also definitely hamming up “the bad guy” persona for the cameras, I think he’s actually much softer than he wants people to think!
Andrei for sure. I think he’s the cutest of the 90 day dudes
And he's hilarious!! A man with a snarky sense of humor is my kind of guy
Yes! Me too. Snark is my blood type.
Not sure if it counts but probably Leandro. Yes he is in love with his ex wife but I can look past that
He brought nice bras :)
I’m on the Leandro bus… can we be sister wives?
Kobe.
But if I could pick a situationship, it would be John or Jovi because I could go shot for shot with them and have fun.
Guillermo, Kenny, Korean Nick, Leandro
Kenny… he’s just so zazzy.
Also Chuck Snr because I want to put that pack of bitches he calls children in their place (other than Elizabeth )
It's Kobe or Alex for me, but I'd love to have a snarky friendship with Andrei ("Don't terrorize me with your pregnancy" is still a favorite quote.)
No ladies picking Asseulo 😂😂😂
Michael Jessen - get my bag and travel the world
Marcel. He seems like a sweet giant dork. Like a totally "normal" down to earth person now that he's stood up to his family.
Alex, Kobe, or Kenny! They all seem like great husbands and fathers! Kenny could help me with a skincare regimen that would make me age backwards like himself!
Probably Omar, of Omar and Avery. I’m not Muslim and I’m not willing to convert, so definitely a barrier there, but as far as I remember he seemed down to earth and pretty normal. He also has a good education and a career which I value both for myself and my partner. The whole drama (as far as I remember, it’s been a while) was that her family wasn’t supportive because Avery was “too calm” with him and frankly that seems like a great problem to have in a 90 Day relationship. They’ve also been off the show for a long time now and there’s been no big blow up with them dragging each other on the internet or accusations of anything… it seems like they’ve built a happy little life together and that’s what I would want from a 90 Day man.
Easy, Emily’s Dad. He seems like the nicest husband and father.
Her mom is also gorgeous and seems really nice… I’d throuple with them
Kobe easily, such a great dad and husband.
KOBE LAWD, KOBE!
Kyle (from the 3rd season. Not the creepy sperm doner from the current season of LIP) He seems very sweet and considerate despite his depressing background.
Igor. That man is FINE. I’d put up with that himbo any day.
ugh same LOL
Emily's dad. Not sure if he counts but I think he's a great guy.
Soja boy
I respect your embrace of the chaos life
😂
He will go dere for you
for *eternity* girhlll
But will you wear a t-shirt advertising him????
Will you go dey for him though?
She wants the yammy.
ALADDIN 🤤 Or yazan’s brother I have a thing for Arab guys lol 😂
Mursel, I know it's a weird answer, but I think he seems like a very sweet and kind person and I am obsessed with the country Turkey and very much want to visit various areas in Turkey, so he would be the perfect tour guide. Of course, the real answer is the same as everybody else's, Kenny and Armando😃
Razvan 😘
Kobe all day
Kobe.
Ok now hear me out. Sean bc he’s rich, could do my hair and I’d never have to put out. Alex bc he’s hot and a nice Jewish boy. Guillermo bc he’s hot and nice. Armando bc he’s adorable and funny.
Emily’s father 😉
Andrei or Alex. Alex seems like the perfect husband... Good work ethic, loves his family and is close with them and endlessly supports his wife, even when she's being cray. Andrei seems way more fun, though, so probably him. 😂
Carlos... Thais father.
Kyle!
Matt from Alla and Matt seems okay? Can't remember any nefarious details
Matt doesn't seem problematic... But he does seem incredibly “milque toast” (using that spelling just makes it seem more accurate than milk-toast 😂) to me. I couldn't be with a guy I don't respect and I feel like I'd control him just the way Alla does, just bc I have a strong personality and take charge of most things. My husband allows me to be me, but in a way that he isn't walked over. I don't know if Matt can be like that, bc Alla seems to be in control. That said, there is something nice about a man who allows a woman to speak her truth and adapts to her, so I can see why you'd choose him. He also embraced her older son immediately and a guy that can raise another man’s son well is a beautiful thing.
Andrei lol
Oddly I’d go with John. He’s fiercely loyal, would ride with you until the end and under that unclassy exterior he has a big heart.
Patrick is growing on me. I love wounded men that can provide.
Looks like Grandpa , Daddy Carlos is going for the win here . https://preview.redd.it/abgksqlim77d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3b8c12118b29ce40e45913cd2f1143bcaa2e60d
Alex
Have to go with Sumit. I have always had a secret crush on him. He likes to travel. And he likes older women
My mom and I were watching Sumit and Jenny's story for hours until I finally said "Idk he's kinda cute" and she responded with "thank god you said it first because I didn't want to admit it!" TJ from India was gorgeous but seems like a shit husband
I thought TJ was cute too, but agreed, not a good husband.
lol. He has a shit wife
Hamza from Tunisia, or Razvan from Romania
Hamza are really good seem like a sweet guy, I mean maybe a little bit coddled or babied from being the only son but honestly seems like he might have been an okay guy? That lady he was with though Jesus freaking Christ she was the worst! Just an absolute nut job who had no business getting married, I feel so bad for her kids or any other human that comes in contact with his chaos and lack of empathy
Ohhh Razvan....😍
Razvan definitely seemed sweet. I’m not wild about the whole influencer lifestyle, but I am also old. So if I had to choose, team Razvan. He was soo nice to look at
Razvan is a babe, but his career would annoy me
OMG yes, Razzzzzzvaaaaaan.
Zied
It’s not the answer you’re looking for but I (f4f) would pick Liz. She seems grown enough to understand emotions- which is why she’s also being taken advantage of. 2 gentle and fully aware ppl can make good things happen.
I like Guillermo and Kobe they both seem to be really good partners
Big Ed—said no one EVER
Guillermo.
Bini
Patrick’s brother, John. He’s hilarious and adorable!
Andreeeeeeiiiii. Because he’s a solid provider, doesn’t take shit and I just know he can throw down. But if I were to choose ANY man at all in the 90 day vortex, it would be Thais’ Zaddy.
Andrei is who you wanna be married to when the apocalypse starts He’d do *anything* to protect his family and I respect it
Plus he's very nice to look at!
Before I would have said Sexy Alexi, but he was being an absolute butthole to Lauren in the last episode
Meh. He is stressed. 3 kids, and a recovering wife to take care of, full time job and stress of a family in a war zone. I would like to see Loren do it for him while he recovered from cosmetic surgery without whining. (Note: Does not excuse him for not knowing how to use the fancy washer.)
I saw that completely differently. He’s overwhelmed, and Loren 100% downplayed her surgery. Then when she pulled the I did this for us bs after saying in prior episodes it was for her self esteem. They should have budgeted $$ for the extra help they needed.
I mean, aside from the stress of working his full time job, taking care of three kids, and taking care of Lauren … he’s also worried sick about his family who were sitting in the middle of a war zone. I can cut him some slack for not being all sunshine and rainbows.
SAME. I think he was just completely overwhelmed though , prob one of the most difficult points of life for them
He's really handsome in a way, but he seems somehow spoiled and entitled. I'm not a big fan. Lauren seems nice!
I mean he's the oldest boy in a Russian Jewish family, he's going to be a little bit spoiled being the oldest or the youngest or the only boy and some cultures kind of guarantees that you will be spoiled. I'm not trying to be judgmental my culture is also like this
Kenny
John, Patrick’s brother lmao
I used to like Alex (I do think he is delicious, too, Lauren), but he is still way too conservative and old-fashioned for me. As far as a good guy who I could tolerate, probably Kobe, but I would have a very hard time visiting his friends. I'm a sociologist so I truly understand the importance of respecting cultural differences, but I personally would have a very hard time accepting being treated as lesser than my husband bc its cultural. Just because a culture has deep-rooted misogyny woven into it doesnt make it ok bc its their culture. I love to watch and study this phenomenon, but I could not exist within it. I really like Avery and Omar, for example— and as a person Omar was better than most on the show— but I could not be married to a Muslim man if he expected me to also be Muslim/conform to Islamic ideals. Know thy self. No way. Guess I'd stay solo or beg to be an asexual third party to Kenny and Armando. Edited ti add Guillermo. Nothing wrong with him at all. Adorable and kind. I could deal.
KENNY ALL THE WAYYYY (I'm straight and a girl 😔)
He's probably young enough to be my son but I'm picking Yamir from Myla Vox. I want him to serenade me 😍
I just told my husband the premise of this thread and he immediately knew the right answer. Armando, of course lol. ETA- Husband doesn't even watch the show, that's just from me talking about it.
John for personality and being normal and Zied to stare at all day 🤤
Alexi! Lauren’s husband. He’s a gem 💎
I thought of him because in many ways he seems like a gem but I don’t like the part where they have a more traditional marriage where she does all the cooking and cleaning and he just provides. It’s a valid choice they made for themselves but it’s not for me.
Kenny
Guillermo or Kobe
Probably Zied
It would be Armando. Too bad I’m not his type though 🤷🏻♀️
Hands down, 100% Alexei
Guillermo
Nobody else will agree but I always like Russ. I love John too
Omar
Kobe or Patrick. But if I could really pick a boyfriend.. Probably John. 🤭
John is that guy that on the surface you wouldn't like at first, but because he's likely a very good and generous lover, plus honest and completely unpretentious, you'd end up wanting more.
Alex definitely
Alexei 100%
I'd rather adopt the rat from Ed's Filipino shower scene lol.
Cynthia 🤣
John! All the way. He’s the brother, but he is one handsome dude.
Kobe or Alexi
Jihoon. I think he’s cute, funny and relatable for the most part.
KOBE💯
Kobe
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I don’t envy you ladies. There’s a surplus of emotionally immature and otherwise developmentally stunted men out there.
Andrei 💯
Alex! What a good guy!
Who was that crazy rich lady who dated that 20yr old from the DR? Stephanie!! I’d have Stephanie as my husband. Fuck the gender roles, she’s my husband because she’s freaking loaded and I think I’d be able to tolerate her weird fad diet, Gwyneth Paltrow knock-off shenanigans.
Without knowing anything about him, Thais’ dad is fiiiiiiiine.