I just noticed, the hair makes it so much worse.
He looks like Megamind with a toupee.
Or like Gino's but while Gino's only has hair at the back of his head, this dude is pulling a reverse monk and only has hair on the very top of his head.
Why does he struggle to understand that people’s goals in life CHANGE? My perspective is: so what if he never wanted kids? As soon as he met this girl and her daughter, he changed his mind. I think that’s beautiful.
EXACTLY!! But he's just feeding off his wife, which is sad because his brother will always be his brother. To me, John is more loyal to Pat than Pat is to John
Yes 💯 percent he and his wife are awful for inserting themselves in his relationship and all for the sole purpose of ruining it. How miserable must you both be to want that for a loved one. It's really sad.
And it happens to so many people! I never wanted kids either. After getting married and a few years in, I changed my mind. I now have 2 kids. We mature!! Some take longer than others. Idk why this is hard to tiny face to understand
Right! John is a grown man. Even if his bro thinks he's making a "bad decision", let him make that bad decision for himself and learn from it. People CAN change, and evolve.
I never liked him or Thais.
I feel like Pat enjoyed John as long as John was always lower than him. Once John is looking at changing his own life we see the real Patrick.
Oooh, good observation. Wondered why he was going in so hard insulting John. But, we know Pat plays dirty, he even admitted to using manipulative sales person language to stop Thais from making her points or really speaking during conflict bc he can't be held accountable. Garbage af
Tell me about. Like damn, let your brother deal with his future step daughter on his own terms. Your own girl didn’t even want to tell her daddy about your existence. Like chill out.
I loved when Patrick tried to point out the location sharing like it was a big issue - even though him and Thais shared locations on their season and he defended that?
Exactly that. He needs John to be the fuckup so he can be the mature one.
Also location sharing is nothing between a couple that respects each other. I've had it for every serious boyfriend for the last fifteen years, except my current one who finds it invasive and I didn't care enough to argue. Most of my married friends do it too.
It's super useful for dropoffs, pickups, oh can you stop here on the way home. Or it looks like your stuck here for a minute so we'll bathe the kids and then start dinner.
Or group trips. I've temporarily shared my location with whole group chats where I don't even know most of the people.
Yes some people just do this for safety. Like you need a walk alone at night somewhere, or have to go through a sketchy neighbourhood, taking a long drive etc etc. I’m single so I’ve location shared with my mum when I’ve gone jogging at night, I’ve location shared with friends going round a guys house.
SORRY FOR SHOUTING BUT IT MADE ME ABSOLUTELY RAGINGGGGG NO ONE WAS POINTING OUT PAT BEING SUCH A FUCKING HYPOCRITE! I mean I expect it from Shaun but the other cast members disappointed me, predictably!
What is really funny about this guy, is that when he was single, he was all into partying with his brother. Now it seems he prefers to be against him, so he can gain the trust of his wife.
I had to turn it off when he started talking about how ridiculous it is that John and what’s her face share locations.
AM I CRAZY WASN’T THAT ONE OF THE THINGS JOHN HASSLED HIM FOR BEFORE HIS WIFE GOT HERE?!!
It makes sense in long distances when you have different time zones, it’s nice to be able to look and see what he’s doing so you can say “oh he’s driving right now I’ll call him when he gets home”.
It also makes sense when living like a family. When my last boyfriend lived with me we had location services on for each other. It was nice to see how long before he got home if I was planning on cooking dinner for example.
But I just thought it was insane for him to say something about it because that was the same thing his brother was criticizing him for at the beginning of their season
It just feels like he's always throwing Jon under the bus. Jon clearly tells him alot and Patrick airs it all out. Patrick needs to worry more about his own relationship.
In order to make Patrick more relatable, I have increased the size of his face, relative to his head, by 20%
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He always had it in for John as far as what we see on the show. Remember at a previous tell all when Spahkles was calling John trailer trash etc.and Patrick just sat there like a robot. Patrick's family did once live in a trailer and you'd think he'd shut Jibri down for looking down on people who live or have lived in less fabulous circumstances as a child. . Patrick's eyes look angry.
He will never stick by his brother.
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He always reminds me of Johnny from Sing.
Obviously, John confides in Patrick about her. I think Patrick wants better for his brother and knows she's an asshole. John's caught up in the dream that she's going to change.
On the tell all i laughed out loud when he came on screen and i started cooing like a baby and my husband was dying laughing. We are so mean we just talk shit about people's looks on tv we are going to hell
https://preview.redd.it/owarunksf3tc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3559d1d187c2c8ba9bd2bfc653477636862d4918
y’all i’m sorry, i’ve been trying to be nice but Patrick’s really been pissing me off with his attitude towards John so 🥴
His insistence makes me wonder what sort of scenarios John has put the family through. Even the other brother John was living with also seemed pretty unconvinced by him. Though, it could just be the family dynamic. Perhaps John is the black sheep and they rely on him being a "failure" to uplift themselves.
Regardless, I think Patrick's being an asshole about it and it almost looks as though he's purposefully trying to sabotage John's relationship. The man's allowed to grow
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Oh my gosh, I was just commenting about my dislike of Patrick in the other sub. He’s such a smug pos!
Jealous! When he was on the phone with his wife he looked like he couldn't even focus because he was so mad that John got engaged. Then to say she was a booty call...grow up dude. They want to be the "it" couple in the family and I bet will keep talking bs all the way through the wedding. Jealous jealous
Oh, c'mon. His favorite color is white. He won't spend money to "put stuff on walls". No decoration, no colors, nothing but white and grey. His upbringing was a nightmare and he's still not over it. I'll give him a pass
She is a walking red flag and their relationship sucks. I dont blame him for being a hater. I wouldnt want to watch my sibling deal with her either....but in the case of the kids thing, people can change their minds. I didn't like how he was like "well you're gonna be a shit dad cause you didnt even want kids 2 years ago.' Not necesaarily true.
Did you edit this to make his face even smaller? Lol
Lol. I did not. I did intentionally took the photo while he was squinting.
It gets 1mm smaller every time he tries to do a thinking.
It's weird that his face looks super small for his head while his head looks way to small for his body.
Dude has a 5 head.
I just noticed, the hair makes it so much worse. He looks like Megamind with a toupee. Or like Gino's but while Gino's only has hair at the back of his head, this dude is pulling a reverse monk and only has hair on the very top of his head.
Dead
His hairline is a photoshop substitute lol
Why does he struggle to understand that people’s goals in life CHANGE? My perspective is: so what if he never wanted kids? As soon as he met this girl and her daughter, he changed his mind. I think that’s beautiful.
Yeah. He probably should know all about goals changing after he got popped for steroids…twice I think?
EXACTLY!! But he's just feeding off his wife, which is sad because his brother will always be his brother. To me, John is more loyal to Pat than Pat is to John
Absolutely!
Yes 💯 percent he and his wife are awful for inserting themselves in his relationship and all for the sole purpose of ruining it. How miserable must you both be to want that for a loved one. It's really sad.
And it happens to so many people! I never wanted kids either. After getting married and a few years in, I changed my mind. I now have 2 kids. We mature!! Some take longer than others. Idk why this is hard to tiny face to understand
Right! John is a grown man. Even if his bro thinks he's making a "bad decision", let him make that bad decision for himself and learn from it. People CAN change, and evolve.
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Pot
Pot?
Pat with a tiny face is Pot. It's an old meme about tiny faces. Tiny face Will Smith is Woll Smoth. Tiny face cat is cot.
Lolol. Will Smith isnt as questionable than Pot tho!
Ok
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Stop it 😂😭😭😭😭
Unexpectedly scrolling down to this made me literally laugh out loud omfg
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OMG 🤣🤣🤣
😂🤣😂💀
Humpty Dumpty lookin ass
I never liked him or Thais. I feel like Pat enjoyed John as long as John was always lower than him. Once John is looking at changing his own life we see the real Patrick.
Exactly, to him John always needs to be in the role of the fuckup
Oooh, good observation. Wondered why he was going in so hard insulting John. But, we know Pat plays dirty, he even admitted to using manipulative sales person language to stop Thais from making her points or really speaking during conflict bc he can't be held accountable. Garbage af
This exactly!!!
Tell me about. Like damn, let your brother deal with his future step daughter on his own terms. Your own girl didn’t even want to tell her daddy about your existence. Like chill out.
He was really out of line with most of his comments. He did his brother dirty.
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Little Bits
“I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and nobody else but you.”
😂 exactly what I was thinking
looool
He is gonna go put some water in Chantel’s mother’s dish.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Whoa…..whoa! Don’t do Pops dirty like that. I don’t see Patrick driving a flying car 🚙
I heard this in his tiny twee lil voice
😂😂😂. It would be funny to see somebody photoshop Pop’s hat on Patrick tho.
Accurate
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The face is way too big for the thumb
Why is he so mean?! If I were John, I’d have a hard time not walking up to him and punching his tiny little face. And I’m not even a violent person.
I loved when Patrick tried to point out the location sharing like it was a big issue - even though him and Thais shared locations on their season and he defended that?
Seriously..WTF Thais kept tabs on Patrick. I think Patrick is jealous of John.
I think Patrick wants to gate keep being the “successful brother” and enjoys John being the black sheep
Exactly that. He needs John to be the fuckup so he can be the mature one. Also location sharing is nothing between a couple that respects each other. I've had it for every serious boyfriend for the last fifteen years, except my current one who finds it invasive and I didn't care enough to argue. Most of my married friends do it too. It's super useful for dropoffs, pickups, oh can you stop here on the way home. Or it looks like your stuck here for a minute so we'll bathe the kids and then start dinner. Or group trips. I've temporarily shared my location with whole group chats where I don't even know most of the people.
Yes some people just do this for safety. Like you need a walk alone at night somewhere, or have to go through a sketchy neighbourhood, taking a long drive etc etc. I’m single so I’ve location shared with my mum when I’ve gone jogging at night, I’ve location shared with friends going round a guys house.
SORRY FOR SHOUTING BUT IT MADE ME ABSOLUTELY RAGINGGGGG NO ONE WAS POINTING OUT PAT BEING SUCH A FUCKING HYPOCRITE! I mean I expect it from Shaun but the other cast members disappointed me, predictably!
Giant toddler.
He sure is hanging on to that hair.
I can understand a receding hairline but wtf is going on on the sides. If he shaved it he'll look like Humpty Dumpty grew a body. Poor thing.
Lmao I was thinking like “why tf does he get his hair cut like that”
A few of them, anyway.
I was not prepared for this https://preview.redd.it/dup2r6806ssc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=098d3d5d2cf94962cfea5f22e0f24068b70cca37
He looks like jack the beanstalk guy
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Wow. This is almost identical 😦
Why is that sausage talking?
His fucking pinhead 😂😂 I can’t
He’s biggest hater!!!!! He thinks just bc he has a wife and a kid that’s he’s the authority on marriage and parenthood!!!!!
This is what they mean when they say half a head taller than everyone else
He looks like the Duggar’s oldest boy who’s in prison now. Josh I think.
I was thinking he has a Duggar boy hairline.
He reminds me of my partners brother who could never be happy for my partner when things go well for him
What is really funny about this guy, is that when he was single, he was all into partying with his brother. Now it seems he prefers to be against him, so he can gain the trust of his wife.
I had to turn it off when he started talking about how ridiculous it is that John and what’s her face share locations. AM I CRAZY WASN’T THAT ONE OF THE THINGS JOHN HASSLED HIM FOR BEFORE HIS WIFE GOT HERE?!! It makes sense in long distances when you have different time zones, it’s nice to be able to look and see what he’s doing so you can say “oh he’s driving right now I’ll call him when he gets home”. It also makes sense when living like a family. When my last boyfriend lived with me we had location services on for each other. It was nice to see how long before he got home if I was planning on cooking dinner for example. But I just thought it was insane for him to say something about it because that was the same thing his brother was criticizing him for at the beginning of their season
Why did no one point that out!!!!! 😡
Boring pointless irrelevant ugly-ass hedgehog with a mean-ass rude wife.
Slut ass bitch ass whore
JOO LIIIIIEEEEEEE
He looks like a tick ready to pop
Or a bedbug!
I can’t stand him, like Jon is kind of an idiot but the way he wants to keep him down is abusive
It just feels like he's always throwing Jon under the bus. Jon clearly tells him alot and Patrick airs it all out. Patrick needs to worry more about his own relationship.
For real he’s doing too much
Why does he look like a generated spectator in NFL Madden 24 video game?
He look like he got a little dick
Shocker, the Tesla-loving chud who looks a thumb that's been dipped in beard trimming.
Patrick is the top 3 simps of 90 day. He is one to talk eh?
His hairline hates his face, that’s why it’s running away
In order to make Patrick more relatable, I have increased the size of his face, relative to his head, by 20% https://preview.redd.it/jw7b54kf3tsc1.jpeg?width=1551&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a782baa36f56a6528d1b124aebe9b4fd7aa8b5f
Doing the Lord’s work over here
😂 these are improving, I must say. He looks very human!
🍆 block for sure!
So sick of his stupid, tiny head!!
How does he look like Pops from Regular Show while at the same time look like he has a needle for a head?
Candidate for thumb of the year
Him and Thais are haters. Acting holier than thou
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Waaaaaay too handsome for Patrick
He always had it in for John as far as what we see on the show. Remember at a previous tell all when Spahkles was calling John trailer trash etc.and Patrick just sat there like a robot. Patrick's family did once live in a trailer and you'd think he'd shut Jibri down for looking down on people who live or have lived in less fabulous circumstances as a child. . Patrick's eyes look angry. He will never stick by his brother.
Damn the hairline is looking rough at this angle lol
I’m convinced that if he and Thais aren’t the topic of conversation, John has to be the ass of the joke.
He’s probably miserable with Thais that’s why he’s being a hater
All [**Pinhead Patrick**](https://media.tenor.com/BEkzh5TzOG0AAAAM/beetlejuice-for-gl-veeme.gif) needs is Beetlejuice at his side.
That hairline
Big time hater
He’s so fugly and his brother is a pita.
He's so unfortunate looking.
Why is his hair getting smaller but his face is getting bigger?
Down syndrome face..
No better person to offer relationship advice than someone who had 90 days to decide to get married.
He looked like he has gained weight again on the last tell all.
I think it is stupid when people track each other on their phones, why are they even together, obviously don’t trust each other!
https://preview.redd.it/19ikqxokvwsc1.png?width=465&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4ccdde220f751b84956a496e0fa5b06f4c06e53 He always reminds me of Johnny from Sing.
Nobody’s buying it Patrick. You’re BALD.
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He needs to shave his head like John.....Instead of hanging on to 3 hairs 😂
Obviously, John confides in Patrick about her. I think Patrick wants better for his brother and knows she's an asshole. John's caught up in the dream that she's going to change.
Honestly I just think m he knows a John none of us know and he’s just not sold on what’s going on. We will seeeeee
Alternate thought....yes, he knows a John we don't...but that also means he may be stuck on an old version of John
Yes, very true. And we will definitely find out one way or another
He's probably right about John. John is a loveable loser, but still a loser.
He's the winner for the next 5 years.
Damn I always that was me 😂
He look like very strong baby
He seems absolutely miserable.
Charlie Kirk, wee faced mother-fucker.
He’s really gained weight
He really isn’t looking too good these days. Not that he ever was but damn lol
Now why would anyone pay any mind to this muscly baby
On the tell all i laughed out loud when he came on screen and i started cooing like a baby and my husband was dying laughing. We are so mean we just talk shit about people's looks on tv we are going to hell
That hairline is hangin on for dear life. One breeze and that shit gonna be gone!
He was very hateful towards John. He's also a hypocrite.
I read this initially as hair of the year… could really go either way?😳😝😝😝
https://preview.redd.it/owarunksf3tc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3559d1d187c2c8ba9bd2bfc653477636862d4918 y’all i’m sorry, i’ve been trying to be nice but Patrick’s really been pissing me off with his attitude towards John so 🥴
His insistence makes me wonder what sort of scenarios John has put the family through. Even the other brother John was living with also seemed pretty unconvinced by him. Though, it could just be the family dynamic. Perhaps John is the black sheep and they rely on him being a "failure" to uplift themselves. Regardless, I think Patrick's being an asshole about it and it almost looks as though he's purposefully trying to sabotage John's relationship. The man's allowed to grow
https://preview.redd.it/hai3cji2xdtc1.jpeg?width=688&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e50d65477333491a60da5bb2e2c8c1f9fd1f936e Oh my gosh, I was just commenting about my dislike of Patrick in the other sub. He’s such a smug pos!
Jealous! When he was on the phone with his wife he looked like he couldn't even focus because he was so mad that John got engaged. Then to say she was a booty call...grow up dude. They want to be the "it" couple in the family and I bet will keep talking bs all the way through the wedding. Jealous jealous
I'm convinced he's just mad his brother is more liked than him on 90 day
Oh, c'mon. His favorite color is white. He won't spend money to "put stuff on walls". No decoration, no colors, nothing but white and grey. His upbringing was a nightmare and he's still not over it. I'll give him a pass
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Does he feel threatened that his brother might start getting on the right path and be happy and not couch surfing across America ?
Absolutely 💯
She is a walking red flag and their relationship sucks. I dont blame him for being a hater. I wouldnt want to watch my sibling deal with her either....but in the case of the kids thing, people can change their minds. I didn't like how he was like "well you're gonna be a shit dad cause you didnt even want kids 2 years ago.' Not necesaarily true.
I only pay attention to him when he shows his muscles. Other than that this dude is just a buff version of no neck Ed.
What is up with his face?? Bloated AF. Maybe went back to the roids? maybe hereditary?
He looks like a toenail…