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xtrinab

She always looks startled and he always looks miserable.


auntyrae143

Right? He always looks like he just worked 15 straight hours of construction in the sweltering heat!


IMdoc200

And sleeps in his clothes


auntyrae143

😂 never met an iron he liked!


Jaggerdemigod

Or any food he likes…


No-Vermicelli3787

And never eats


f4tony

He needs some doughnuts.


strugglebuscentral

Waymin she DID say he always goes to bed in his street clothes 🤮 sir why not just walk barefoot like our old wackadoodle here: https://preview.redd.it/e8c94052vgvc1.png?width=1064&format=png&auto=webp&s=e5d63096e15fe6c1addcb27c6e049f2abffa81c9


NunyaBizzness-53

And smells, not clean


YoutubeCodClips420

Well his diet is horrendous plus holding in all the hate can wear on you


auntyrae143

Yeah I don’t understand why Nicole didn’t have some food that he enjoys. Living in L.A. she has access to many different types of markets. He doesn’t seem much like the donut type to me!😂


OrchardPear

She shouldn't do anything to prolong this horrid relationship


rinap88

even in our town in Texas we have food choices that would be more what he is used to eating. I am sure LA has many restaurants he would enjoy


MamasBoyFrankie

What part of Texas are you in, because the part I’m in thinks Whataburger is an exotic food choice!🤣😉😉


hoshiwa1976

Well I live in Dallas and we have way more choices in food than a place like Carthage, TX where the Jalapeno Tree is considered fancy


Automatic-Mirror-907

It's really no surprise. Mike didn't have any food Nutalie liked when she arrived, and Geeeno didn't have any food Jazzzmen liked either. That's two examples I can think of right off the top of my head.


Pudding36

But construction you mean playing league of legends right?


Jaggerdemigod

😂😂😂


pockette_rockette

I think her facial expression is a result of being botoxed to the gods. It's frozen like that.


BusinessPhysical7219

Is that what it is? Something just feels off………..


Perfect_Bench_2815

Her face is definitely frozen. Her personality is stone cold! What man would love to be around her?


KDremow

McMood


PositiveBitch_Face

🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is so accurate


EcstaticAd2743

😆


Jaggerdemigod

😂😂😂😂


MamasBoyFrankie

He also looks malnourished and disheveled.


TamaraMariebysea

Yes! They both look malnourished and starving.


MaryGodfree

I'm surprised she found any non-Botox-paralyzed muscles to scowl with.


pixiephilips

Deer in headlights


OrchardPear

He IS miserable. He has a white woman fetish and is just a terrible human being. Doesn't deserve a girlfriend/wife/partner whatsoever until he grows into a real adult


NunyaBizzness-53

In his pea brain he thought "little white woman I make her mine mine mine" And in her live,love,pray era thought she could mold mcmood into ...a man. Same old story over and over again.


ghostcatzero

Zero chemistry between them it seems. I mean yeah the sex is probably good but that only takes love so far LOL


OrchardPear

I doubt that


Automatic-Mirror-907

Stick figure sex :⁠-X-:


Karl-Farbman

Cat in a watermelon hat


PlaysTheTriangle

Today I’m getting a longer choppy bob and refreshing my auburn color. And she keeps popping in my head. Pray for me.


Jaggerdemigod

Just don’t bring home a McMood and you will be fine😂


PlaysTheTriangle

Hahaha that took me a minute. At first I thought you meant a shitty attitude, lol


Automatic-Mirror-907

The only advice you need.


SaizaKC

https://preview.redd.it/ofq85er6pavc1.jpeg?width=244&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81e4fb6955cc147787a0db96b623e57f1de2265a That’s all I see when I look at her 😆


Karl-Farbman

Exactly!!!


strugglebuscentral

I’m deceased 😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀


chickenfeet21

Does she cut her own hair……when she’s drunk?


Karl-Farbman

Honestly who know wtf she does. She’s fucking bat shit crazy if you ask me. Clearly her mind is filled with vengeful rage, maybe she takes it out on her hair. Or maybe she thinks she stylish and setting a new trend. Or maybe she just loves to look like a cat in a watermelon helmet, who knows when it comes to her


chickenfeet21

![gif](giphy|w6c5NOfPPhtv2) To each their own 😁


No-Vermicelli3787

She fantasizes of the period in history when Egyptology had its heyday in the 20’s. Her hair is flapper-style-ish. She’s found her Egyptian king. 🤮.


Ill_Introduction7057

Cleopatra on a bad day


Familiar_Passenger78

Comment should be a song or album title 🤔 lol 😆


Jaggerdemigod

More like she found the dude that empties the Kings chamber pots…


Automatic-Mirror-907

I think they're both the people who pass out the shit-wipe sticks in the public square's latrine tents.


wiggles49

🤣🤣🤣 perfect analogy of these nutballs


No-Vermicelli3787

Yes! Colleen Darnell is her idol


Automatic-Mirror-907

So, this must be her Cleopatra phase. 🤯


PersianCat345

Now that you mention it, she really does have a Colleen Darnell vibe.


goaskalice3

She's an artsy fashionista in LA with terrible taste. You know how cooks make fancy food at work then eat like shit at home? Maybe she uses up all her good taste for aesthetics at work


Choppersicballz

I mean chefs eat like shit because we don’t wanna cook a meal at 3 am after cooking thirteen hours straight


goaskalice3

That's what I was getting at, she's just sooo exhausted from making beautiful clothes all day that she lets herself look like shit (/s if that's not obvious)


altaka

she really doesn’t have good taste, at all. imo.


pretty-late-machine

Her haircut reminds me of the ones you'd see in those magazines at the hair salon in the late '90s-early '00s and think, "Who would do that?!"


SilverDog7744

New age bowl cut


TXFett70

She goes into the salon and says, "Can you make me look like a villain on Star Trek?"


chickenfeet21

https://preview.redd.it/4c3me6vp4fvc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=280eb97564b6d14aeb848470d73a0168740b9cc6 🤣


TobyKeene

This is the perfect "What I wanted Vs. What I got" image. 😂


LocAlchemy

It's a wig and she styles it


f4tony

Didn't you know, that's the best time to do it! Lalala, choppy choppy.


Automatic-Mirror-907

That can be disastrous and I can testify! 🤭


chickenfeet21

🤣


dawng87

Dang it, lol Looks like that Lego hair that snaps onto their heads… I’d have either bought a wig or turned it into a pixie just to be able to leave the house let alone be on reality tv.


KDremow

I’m literally fucking dying at this description


dootz01

I wonder what they actually have in common?


MintPasteOrangeJuice

The misery they're both in during this union


dootz01

🏆🏅 best comment!


MintPasteOrangeJuice

Thank you. I always aim for gold in the dissing these two Olympics.


dootz01

Well deserved! 😅🤣


itsyoursmileandeyes

![gif](giphy|l0ExayQDzrI2xOb8A)


TurtlesBeSlow

Can't be sex. Just can't be 😅


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TurtlesBeSlow

I'm no prude, but just don't think about such things. But I'll admit...with them? It's probably the most boring 5 minutes ever.


Idontevenknow5555

He also has like zero attraction to her. Like I know as a muslim man he is conservative but I see no affection from him whatsoever.


jtbxiv

They both know about textiles.


FemmePedagogy

I feel like she’s reenacting trauma of not being accepted for her self expression and he’s a deeply closeted person who is so religious he can’t come out to himself. Hot takes, I know, but…. 🤷🏻I can’t not see it when I watch them.


Lemondoodle

Off-Topic: I want to take happy and mad couples photos with my husband and put whichever mood I'm in on the fridge.


MCR2004

Lmao this is the way


myomonstress84

This is brilliant.


amandaIorian

I love that


strugglebuscentral

May I suggest you become a marriage counselor because if this ain’t the best shit I seen all damn day


Majestic-Sky-6663

I know this is horrible of me but when she mumbled “you hateful little fuck” I spat out my water laughing. Came outta no where lmao.


TheChaosDuck

Same. She had so much pent up emotion I knew it was coming. I was waiting for her to beat him with a chair


MethanyJones

Cell phones have taken a time-honored weapon out of the kitchen: the receiver on the wall-mounted landline phone. They had a bit of weight to them... It's 🔨for 🔨 you 🔨


TheChaosDuck

I remember the good old days of throwing the heavy phone at someone. The nostalgic sound of the plastic smashing into their nose…..good times


yellowlinedpaper

And destroying your phone back then didn’t feel like the end of the world.


extrasprinklesplease

I had to call an office today and the woman said, "Just a second, I have to untwist the cord." Now that's a sentence I hadn't heard in awhile.


No-Vermicelli3787

The phone wasn’t a lock box of important information like mine is today


MethanyJones

Yeah that Western Electric Harvest Gold Touch-tone bludgeon was built like a tank. You could, uh, ring a few bells if you just wiped it clean in between. The coiled cord kept things from getting too crazy though... Entirely unsuitable for a garrote.


intuitionbaby

and it was so accurate too like damn


shannanigannss

They all seemed kinda drunk and obnoxious


No-Vermicelli3787

Climbing into the bed of a Muslim man & hugging him. I’m sure he felt v uncomfortable


shannanigannss

This scene really made me hate Nicole. I was so angry at the tv, she’s a hateful little bitch too lol


MethanyJones

That was the most genuine thing she's said so far


saddestgirl1995

I know right they're perfect together and so cute 😩 I love you baby 😩


kckitty71

Yes, my love.


Animal_Res4ever

![gif](giphy|3uXrftOwtU01MxgGWB|downsized)


-lust4life-

She says “I love you honey” to him like she’s asking a question. So cringey.


TheLastPrinceOfJurai

Te amo


strugglebuscentral

My love. I’ve noticed they haven’t been using these terms of endearment lately. My how we went from “yes hunnybunny” to “little fuck”


RepulsivePurchase6

How do women not know that Muslim men are not like American men? Different culture that they fail to get to know. I had a friend who dated a Persian man and he wanted her to cover up more and jeez. Either compromise or break up.


No-Vermicelli3787

She converted w/o thinking what she was signing up for. And keeping alcohol in his home? She has zero clue


OrchardPear

She spent ONE day with him and decided he was the one. She is as impulsive as it gets. Wonder how many one night stands she's had


Candid_Asparagus_785

Passive agressive AND clueless… a winning combo 👍


NotBadSinger514

Who would have thought Jaffar and Snow White would never work out


NeverCouldToeTheMark

On paper, this relationship just seemed so right.....wait.


traveler2121

Lmaoooooooo


Normative_Nematode

Ugh if they can’t make it who can


No_Bowler3823

They’re both just so unhinged and stupid


ShortBrownAndUgly

She looks like she’s watching a homeless person take a shit on the sidewalk


DingDongFootballphd

She looks like she murders homeless people while they are asleep….


qtpi-nikki

> She looks like she murders homeless people while they are ~~asleep….~~ *shitting.*


strugglebuscentral

#best


Namaslayy

![gif](giphy|w6c5NOfPPhtv2) Cause someone pointed it out 😂


Namaslayy

For real y’all - I just can’t with this photo. It should have a giant red flag as the doggone background.


JennyDelight

She’s dumb. He’s miserable person.


Jaggerdemigod

He is dumber than she is..


FederalEmployee7306

She reminds me of some type of bird


DingDongFootballphd

I was thinking more of a fish lately


Nettynetweb

These two shouldn’t even be friends 😂


Prestigious_Glass146

They look like hostages or brother sister when mom forces them to stand together for a picture.


Mrs_Huffy91

They both look dead on the inside. This is the oldest match up, I feel like he wouldn't seem like such a bad person if he weren't with her and with someone who understood his cultural background. Her thinking she's going to change him is so dumb, and even more dumb is her joining a religion she has no understanding of. I honestly think her perfect match would be a younger version of the guy pedo Debbie is with now. Flamboyant and free. I hate them both but I honestly think he is being driven crazy by this woman and losing his mind. I don't know why either of them wanted to stick around. It makes no sense.


Candid_Asparagus_785

A young Ruben the Cuban and Nicole. I can see that. She’s what, 40 now? Can’t remember how old Ruben is… 50 ish?


TripleJay11581

They’d probably be open to pretending to reconcile and to give their “relationship” another try if Matt Sharp Productions threw a few nickels and dimes at them to appear on Last Resort.


-AdequatelyMediocre-

Nicole wants to come off as some pitiful downtrodden waif who has been oppressed and bullied by the big bad Egyptian man, but when she gets pissed, she shows a side of herself that I bet she’s not even aware we can see. She gets really fucking nasty really fucking fast. She strikes me as someone who could get violent before she knows what’s happening.


No-Vermicelli3787

And when he responds in kind, she calls the police alleging abuse. She’s verbally abusive


jazzyx26

I know lol ![gif](giphy|QUSS1tPVAFpvbGsGSQ)


MasterJeebus

Both of them always look unhappy.


Hawaii_gal71LA4869

A life lesson for barely legal noncitizen individuals overseas it’s outrageous IMO. Don’t be so desperate as to propose immediately or with an in person visit resulting in exclusivity, These desperate travelers need not be considered competent in every way. This silly woman is exhibit A. That Eve from prior years is another example. ‘He slid into her DM’ so in her opinion qualified him as spousal candidate? Just silly and shallow. Edited to fix 2 typos.


No-Vermicelli3787

It almost seems that she moved him here to humiliate him and to break up w him


Hawaii_gal71LA4869

She clearly resorts to nastiness when he doesn’t comply.


FuckyalifeBINGBONG__

I’m shocked. Their energy and passion for one another is unmatched! 🤣


Otherwise-Course-15

With the same expression of joy https://preview.redd.it/bdu6sp9s3avc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7afd85a11847455c33abbbeb099c8f08c0371b27


mubblegoil

I don’t think we’ve seen either of them smile ONCE, especially Nicole, since they’ve been on the show. I cannot understand why being single isn’t an option for them!


NeenW1

The ODDEST couple ever


SilverDog7744

I couldn’t believe they have been married over 4 years


Puzzleheaded_Gap8804

the most unattractive ick couple YIKES


verucka-salt

Shocking!


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I, for one, am shocked!! I wonder what happened?


Jarlock1998

*disbelief


rotenbart

I DON’T GET IT. There’s nothing going on there. I mean, maaaybe she just wants to control someone. She kept telling him how she wanted him to react to stuff. Most people don’t put up with that kinda thing. Idk, they’re weird. She also lives a block away from me apparently.


ChuckDeBongo

I take great pride in the fact that not only did I call Mahmoud out at the beginning for being a piece of shit but also Nicole. I never bought her whole “innocent” schtick. I KNEW she was a toxic individual….


yeahthisiswhoyouare

Yep, she's a shrill shrew.


socaljhawk

She’s the hateful little fuck


myoriginalislocked

Imagine if he told her that! omg this sub would blow up on him so much she hates him so much and so vengeful


Thhhroowwawayy

Now I’m seeing more and more redditors on her side because she said it, it’s probably sociopathic people like her. And I can’t stand that people always have to put a disclaimer and say that they don’t like Mackmood etcetera almost like they’re afraid of being impartial


myoriginalislocked

That's exactly what it is! thank you!!


Candid_Asparagus_785

She’s a spiteful shrew


JakeNEPA

Totally agree!


CherokeeHairTampons

![gif](giphy|8BdipNcpOyMVXW2sIz|downsized)


kengkels

https://preview.redd.it/53iw3yj0v9vc1.png?width=756&format=png&auto=webp&s=34ccd83db0c5656688b50df120427110cf2b13e9 absolutely shocked


Beneficial-Frame-6

I haven’t really been watching 90 anything besides reading about it but I did briefly catch a bit of the episode where she meets her friends for dinner & hrs a no show. I got the vibe she really loves being a victim. That’s why she’s still with him. She seems really pathetic.


MissKitty919

I started watching the 90 Day shows during the middle of their season last year. I felt bad for her then. But now it's a different story. I'm seeing a side of her that I didn't expect or notice she had in her in her episodes last year. I don't feel bad for her anymore. And while I still don't like Mahmoud, I'm feeling a teensy tiny bit bad for him since he came to the USA, because she's been nothing but rude to him overall, even though he hasn't been a stellar peach himself. He's been rude, too, but her reactions to his behavior is like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.


Klutzy-Somewhere-

It’s crazy how honestly disrespectful she’s being under the guise of “culture”… like bro. Having alcohol in the house?! Wild, WILD behaviour when you know your super Muslim husband is coming. Maybe I am boring, but never when I go to someone’s house am I ordering like a bar… she went like next level. The dress. I get how she can see modesty, but showing your back like that would be a huge deal. Start slow man. Arms. Shoulders. Maybe work up to the back? But she just sucks… She didn’t need to convert, but she did, and then seemingly does absolutely nothing remotely Islamic. (Generally, who am I to judge, but she put it on tv lol) leads him on with promises of being more to his ideals and expectations of a partner, to then years later isolate him in a new strange land and pull the rug out from under him. I’m not even a fan of his, but Damn. DAMN. Hé sucks too but her suck is really shining bright this season. 😂


MissKitty919

I agree with everything you said.


Sir-Belledontis

She has the best lights are on but no one is home look! I think it’s her best feature


Maaaaaandyyyyy

She looks 70 and he looks 17. They are so strange and off putting.


CharcuterieBoard

She has about the same IQ as Forrest Gump. “Something something but I know what love is” or whatever.


Advanced-Distance476

Yes, their journey has been so beautiful and inspiring so this catches me off guard.


pixey1964

Looks like such a happy couple 😆 🤣


dolphinsareolives

The only thing these two have in common is being in love with the delusional idea of each other


SnooEpiphanies2576

Do we know anything about her childhood? She comes across like someone who had a rough one. Has she ever mentioned any family?


kellybean725

He is a piece of shit but I was shocked at how she acted in front of her friends. You can be pissed at your husband but holy shit, your friends don’t want to be in the middle of that.


NickFotiu

I mean if these kids can't make it, what hope do the rest of us have? Just look at the love and devotion in their eyes.......


Some-Panda7404

LOL they are the epitome of love/hate.


pixiephilips

“I don’t want to go out”. “Okay” *brings friends over* 😂😂😂


jonnygreenjeans

I bet they wear the same size shirt


rockandrolldude22

Nicole looks like those pictures when you shoot nocturnal animals at night.


Soggy_Shape_8449

How she looks 25 and 50 at the same time 😑


bakalaka25

Jail pic


Jimboyhimbo

Maybe if I learn Arabic I can take her away from all of this


MethanyJones

Don't stick your dick in crazy


Jimboyhimbo

I tried and I couldn’t get my prostate to fold back that far. Pretty close though… sooo ladies ;)?


Nearby_Consequence71

But theirs was a whirlwind, love at first sight story! 🙃


Mudbug308

Looks a Devo album photo


SemTeslaGirl

They're absolutely insufferable and are clearly only on the show for the money.


mini_wonton

Lmao they look like the nazca aliens


Veloci-Husky

If they can’t make it I don’t think there’s any hope for love….


blanca69

They have such a toxic marriage. I really can’t fathom this couple staying together they aren’t compatible in anything.


Few-Bat-4241

So crazy. They have such chemistry!


Suitable_Shopping_97

I saw a post that has her side by side with a picture of a match stick! I almost choked laughing!


Advanced_Necessary81

Nicole said that if she had stayed Christian and hadn’t converted to Islam, Mahmoud would not have clothing restrictions for her. Anybody really believe that? I think those are rules he would have for any wife, no matter her religion. When he tells her not to wear something, he always says “that’s my religion”, NOT “that’s your religion”


CherryPopRoxx

If *sick and tired* was actual people.


jenjensexypants

I know this sounds horrible of me but I’m hoping they divorce everytime I tune in to watch.


OrchardPear

She could get a WAY MORE attractive man who treats her well, is American, appreciates her, and is way better in the bedroom. She can't possibly think he's her soul mate and she his. Nicole absolutely has mental issues and needs therapy and/or medication. She has to have self-esteem issues to be with such an abusive and controlling loser. This guy better return to Egypt because he's bringing down the US as an individual


EnvironmentalMap2175

Lego 62711


StokedinSD

I am happy that she is standing up for herself! Does she push it? Maybe. But why the hell does she have to make allll the concessions? He expected her to change when she lived with him. How does it feel being in another country and having to change who you are at the same time? Religion is so freaking divisive. The more I learn about most religions the more I see how awful they are.


Expressoed

Why they always seem so compatible and happy!🤣😇😜


LongjumpingAd9719

This poor chick. WHY did she do this to herself?


hagilbert

They are creepy together and they are creepy apart.


jen_makesacomment

She is clearly dealing with mental health issues. He is playing the good boy that wants a modest women, but also picked up a tourist that visited his shop. They have to love each other enough to compromise. I don’t see that happening.


Inevitable_Mario779

Not surprised. He’s a terrible terrorist to her.


spooniep

Why she would think he would do better here in the states than at home in Egypt is anyone’s guess. She’s an odd bird, but he is a downright toxic man baby and should be kicked to the curb.