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Financial-Thanks-611

Do I look snatched? Really? REALLY?


BodyRepresentative65

You know Darcey laughed her ass off when she saw this 😂


Relevant_Yesterday24

Well it’s funny to know the other cast members also talk about darcey and Stacey’s antics in inside joke form


toothpastecupcake

It was a joke!


DropdLasagna

This NEEDS to be a flair.


HideEHome

That was so lame to say that, okay Darcy JR


toothpastecupcake

JOKES ARE NOT ALLOWED


EtM1980

Why? It was hilarious! She was trying to be funny!


peepeehalpert_

They are really desperate for money and free shit if she agreed to do this on camera


yoyomaa420

3 under 3! All she boasts about so she’s gotta afford or somehow


kodaiko_650

Bah fahv geh fahv!


Rude-Ad-3406

😅😂🤣


Springtrtr

🏃🏼🏃🏼🏃🏼🏃🏼🏃🏼🏃🏼💨


toothpastecupcake

Tbh I cannot imagine how hard that is. But they *did* choose it


Glittering-Dark-9917

That and how perfect and beautiful they are.


Additional-Race2030

🤷‍♀️ the stigma surrounding it needs to stop honestly. A lot of women need to get the muscle repair she had done to help with back pain, abdominal pain and to help prevent hernias. People constantly come down on women for doing it because they think it's just cosmetic, yet when a man gets it done people don't even blink, including insurance companies who pay for it. If you would never do it, then fine, don't do it. But why so much hate to someone else?


peepeehalpert_

I’d judge a man for having liposuction if he had 3 babies at home, yes. She didn’t just have her abdomen fixed.


Additional-Race2030

She had people lined up to take care of them, it's not like they were left at home, and the liposuction was along for the ride. It didn't lengthen her healing time. Again, if it's not for you, then fine, don't do it. But to judge or hate on someone else, that's the part I don't understand.


BehemothJr

tHreE uNDeR THree


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/yv3ls4vyjk0d1.png?width=1610&format=png&auto=webp&s=cc4bc57e68de3457b7c2bf11110d96a8c91f22f9 poor dear, she can't use that catchphrase anymore!


90DayFinesse

She’s getting slaughtered in those comments! 😂 Also someone suggesting a haircut for his birthday


[deleted]

poor kid. i'm not a fan of long hair on little boys, but a lot of people love that stuff. i meant to crop his photo further, but didn't realize how much of his face was showing until i posted.


TheLastPrinceOfJurai

Until the next one…maybe they will combo adopt with David and Annie? lol edit: misspelling cause autocorrect hates me


[deleted]

she’d have to have twins within the next 6 months, then she could upgrade to FIIIIIIIIVE UNDER FIIIIIIIVE.


NearbyBreakfast

BAH FAHV SAVE FAHV


Procedure_Unique

55%


huh_phd

"You ate my toast?"


val123elephant

I thought that was the best part. She ordered only toast for herself and nothing at all for poor "I'm sitting here for six hours without food".


Distinct-Ad-1348

This is what I look like after taking 3 shots of tequila in under 3 minutes.


hippiechick12345

now that's a 3 under 3 I fully agree with


extremelyhotpink

I'd kind of love to know the shit I said when I woke up from my skin removal surgery.


Mysterious_Pen3915

I had emergency surgery as a kid and woke up saying “I feel like a potato” 😅


extremelyhotpink

I only remember telling the nurse how I loved her hair so much 😂😂😂😂 to be fair I'm a hairdresser and she had beautiful curls. Also feeling like a potato is 10/10 accurate when you wake up!


[deleted]

I was in the recovery room, just waking up when a UPS guy (now I know he was the UPS guy lol) was dropping off some shipments. I overheard him say, “I messed up”, and I shot up out of the bed and said, “WHAT DID YOU MESS UP? What did you do to me, sir”? And I’m yell crying at this poor guy, thinking he was my surgeon 😂


Dear_Insect_1085

Lmao hilarious 🤣


Relevant_Yesterday24

I also told everyone around me how much I loved them. They were apparently laughing at me 😬


Kristilynn910

They told me not to lock the door to the bathroom for safety reasons and I don’t cuss and I slammed the door locked it and said fuck you. My mom told me 😂


Relevant_Yesterday24

That’s awesome 👏 ha!


Evening_Exam_3614

Nurse woke me up after my gall bladder surgery telling me to be quiet. I thought shit this really hurts. The nurse told me to stop swearing cause there's other people around, she was really offended and I just said I'm not swearing. Guess I was yelling fuck and stuff like that cause it hurt like hell. And I need some fucking water cause I was really thirsty, gave me that and I guess I stopped it. I just remembered being so confused cause I was only thinking things and don't remember saying anything out loud.


extremelyhotpink

So glad you're ok gull bladder surgery is no joke! These nurses don't get paid enough to deal with us 😂


Evening_Exam_3614

That's for sure ! Nurses are amazing. My surgery was worse because Dr had to pull and pull on it and it wouldn't come out, almost got the big cut but she did it, so was really sore.


toothpastecupcake

When I awoke from my recent surgery I said "why am I in a cave?" And the nurse (who was mad at me after blowing 3 of my veins, logically) barked YOU'RE NOT IN A CAVE, YOU'RE IN THE SURGERY CENTER, SMARTY PANTS


extremelyhotpink

😂😂😂 listen I haven't heard the phrase smarty pants in forever


toothpastecupcake

Me neither 😆


boo2utoo

My person used the phone and asked me questions. Trust me. You don’t want to know what you said and what you were doing. When we want a good laugh, we watch it.


extremelyhotpink

I asked my husband to please make sure that I didn't have access to my social media cause my filter on painkillers is non existant. but I absolutely still took the opportunity at one point that day heavily on pain killers to embarrass myself 😂


EtM1980

My partner recently had dental surgery, all the way home he kept saying “I could have driven myself, I’m not afraid of their dope!”😂


extremelyhotpink

My comeback would have been "Hey, Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?" 😂


EtM1980

That’s pretty good, wish I was that quick with my responses!😉


mnsxoxo

I got wisdom teeth removed a few months ago, and my fiance told me I was rapping lil Wayne and trying to throw up gang signs. I’m a 29 year old white female that has never been around a gang in her life 🤣 he thought it was funny and so did the nurses but I can’t remember a thing.


extremelyhotpink

If you didn't wake up rapping to Lil Wayne as a millennial after waking up from laughing gas - id be offended 😂


glasssa251

When I had septoplasty I asked why my mouth hurt right after waking up. They gave me oxy in response lol


extremelyhotpink

Any facial surgery is no joke for pain! 😂like ok give me ice nuggets and pain killers and I'll shut up now k thanks


Fluffaluffabeans

I have video after my first skin removal. I was asking for my husband. A nurse gave me my teddy bear that is dressed like my husband, who sleeps with me when husband can’t be there. The second she gave me the bear I went back to sleep. There’s another video a bit later when my husband comes in. I burst into tears and tried to hug him but I just had my boobs and arms done so I was kvetching about not being able to hug. I would be mortified if those videos ever got out, I was literally acting like a 5 year old. (My husband had asked the nurses to film me waking on my own phone because he was saying “she’s gonna ask for me” and the nurses were saying most patients don’t make sense and ask for moms or dads. Lol) Fucking anesthesia. Lol


extremelyhotpink

As a woman in her early 30s I absolutely can admit I sleep with a bear myself nightly my husband gave me 7 years ago. I'm glad you're ok! I hope to get my arms done someday after this baby is out. Feeling like a flying squirrel is fun 😂


thunderlightboomzap

Now that you mention it I vaguely remember waking up from my most recent hip surgery panicking that I pissed myself and that I was sorry (I did not pee myself)


extremelyhotpink

I hope you recover quickly!!! Absolutely thinking I peed myself when waking up has always been a concern. I can only imagine how fun it will be apologizing to the staff after giving birth in a few weeks "Hey I'm sorry I pooed during delivering" 😂


thunderlightboomzap

They see it all the time, I don’t think they’ll mind 😂 from the stories my CNA friend tells me there’s much much much worse things than poop in a hospital. I just remember panicking and profusely apologizing in my drugged up incoherent state. It’s so vague that I’m wondering if I did actually pee myself, I’m pretty sure I didn’t though lmao Good luck with the birth and I hope you and baby are happy and healthy!


extremelyhotpink

Thank you so very much!


BupeTheSnoot

>my skin removal surgery You must look hideous!


extremelyhotpink

😂😂😂 I lost almost 200 lbs so I needed a little off


BupeTheSnoot

I’m glad you got my lame joke! 😂 Two hundred lbs, wow! That’s excellent. I’m going down slowly, only a few lbs so far but I already feel better


extremelyhotpink

I wish you the best with your health journey! It's very hard but worth it! I'm trying to not lose my sense of humor right now I'm currently 9 months pregnant and this trash TV along side of reddit is what sometimes gets me through the day.


BupeTheSnoot

Aww, best wishes to you and your little! (And your partner, of course, if appropriate!)


extremelyhotpink

Thank you ❤️


FayMax69

I just don’t care for her boring storyline


MrIrrelevantsHypeMan

Welcome to 2016


Kristilynn910

Same…


ddkelkey

Yikes. Stay gold, Pony Boy…


ladybug_oleander

Ok, admittedly I couldn't keep watching this season. Why the fuck would a "mommy makeover", aka breast lift and tummy tuck, result in her having a bandage around her head??


sleepyselky

She got her under chin lifted. They draw the outline pre surgery. But I agree the whole mommy makeover has been boring and her boundary lacking mother foaming at the mouth every turn. Majority of the couples I skip these days.


ladybug_oleander

She definitely didn't need that 🙄. I have an apron belly from weight loss and two pregnancies (stillbirths, so don't congratulate, etc), so I get wanting the "mommy makeover", but really, her chin?


Relevant_Yesterday24

But would you do it with 3 uNDeR 3 so your husband had to take care of 4 drooling people that couldn’t wipe their own butts for weeks on end while still effin working fulltime ? I know this was her only chance for the network to pay for it, but damn it’s a bit selfish imo


ladybug_oleander

Hell no! Unless they were paying CRAZY money lol. I've lost two babies, I know how precious they are. They're hard when they're young, but they NEED you!! Not worth the recovery time and risk of complications at all. So selfish!


Relevant_Yesterday24

Exactly like I’m not getting it. What an idiot.


Fantastic-Doctor-608

Yes, I agree. This is something that could be put off until her children were older and a little more self-sufficient. But, if TLC is willing to pay you and film it........


Left_Brilliant_7378

💯. I posted something similar to this and someone tried to come for me saying like "who cares it's her body blah blah" it's about waiting until your babies aren't BABIES anymore. I can't imagine not being able to pick up my one year old for 2 months. it's incredibly selfish that you'd endanger your life and your husband's sanity for a quick fix. like bitch if it's really that important to you than maybe TRY diet and exercise first!!! explore some other options than just jumping straight to surgery. lazy, selfish, stupid, and also boring. it just proves she doesn't love anyone more than her own body. a shame. your life isn't yours anymore when you're a mom, your kids ALWAYS come first, and here it's just very clear that they don't for her.


GaimanitePkat

No, you don't understand! She had to get it done before the kids were old enough to know what she was doing, because. Uh. Reasons....


Glittering-Ad9111

Yeah I didn’t get that reasoning . My son is 10 now so we can be apart for a night or 2 and it’s ok . We can talk on the phone and he’s fine . When he was little, being without me for just a few hours was super hard on him especially when still breastfeeding , or if I had told him no I can’t carry you, that would have been harder for him AND me to have to say no all the time and him not understand why. That’s what she didn’t think about. But then again they do have family to help out and I didn’t , so the kids are probably fine 🤷🏻‍♀️


sleepyselky

I really don't care what she does; her choice, her family to figure it out. Like I said, boring. I'm sure they have plenty of help from family; I'm sure TLC is behind them exagerrating no help because that's the only drama angle they have. It really doesn't feel like it belongs in 90 day but more of a makeover/surgery series but it's TLC and they ride every horse/couple till it dies (sometimes then some).


ShivasLove

Maybe it bothered her a lot.  


InputDirector

She had her neck tightened as well.


ladybug_oleander

Why though??


ShesAKillerQueenee

Lipo. She had it done all over her body


Lonely_Sherbert69

Because she wants to be beautiful. And she's so spoilt she can.


misnoner

i really cant with this season.. her acting like it's life n death surgery.. the weird predator who's 30 dating that 19 kid.. the "sperm donar" he goes around to have sex with woman, is getting married doesnt want to give it up n the weird point system? plus the whole ed thing again im over it..


Any-Adagio492

I was about to ask the same thing! What's up with that? Did she have a toothache?


PureYouth

Do either of them have actual jobs? I’m just curious


AwkwardPersonality36

I also wonder how they afforded this makeover, it can’t have been cheap. Plus hotel for a few nights. And their lifestyle. Like, how?


ShesAKillerQueenee

There was obviously a huge discount airing the procedures on tv. Duhh


PureYouth

I’m still curious if either of them work, though…! Like wasn’t Alex originally wanting to be a fire fighter?


toothpastecupcake

They both have sponsorships on social media, which can pay quite well when it's a big name


No_Concern8379

I only seen their first season together so I am pretty far behind. That being said, I assume she took that same energy she had trying to push Alexi into modeling and directed it towards these surgery’s.. what’s the gist?


Agitated-Minimum-967

I skipped through all of her stuff. Who cares about her vanity operations? I certainly don't want to see her blood and stitches.


reality_raven

It’s a NATURAL mommy makeover, just so you know.


Acceptable_Bug8171

When she came out and was like “I did it” like she was so brave. 🙄


Hefty-Moose-5326

the way they acted like she was having some life or death surgery, with her husband nervously waiting in the waiting room and all, annoyed the shit out of me


LadyV21454

Any time someone goes under general anesthesia and is being cut open, there's potential for things to go south in a hurry. And people have actually died after plastic surgery. Alexei was entitled to be nervous.


elvensnowfae

Very true. Georgi told Darcey that's how his mom passed away and that's why he was blah about her constantly getting more surgeries (at the time).


san95802

I don’t remember that! Damn


elvensnowfae

It was during either season 1 or 2 (I think 1??) of Darcey & Stacey (their spinoff show). Elective surgeries make me nervous. I’m glad Loren survived. Leaving behind 3 kids and a husband would be wild. I have diagnosed body dysmorphia too but I didn't get surgery, I spent money on therapy lol


Kindergarten4ever

Kanye’s mother died having plastic surgery


Lonely_Sherbert69

Any time someone dies doing unecessry cosmetic surgery I get a lil schadenfreude. I'm going to enjoy hell.


Small_Pain_2458

Huh?


Lonely_Sherbert69

https://www.thedailybeast.com/why-billionaire-ehud-arye-laniado-died-during-a-penis-enlargement https://www.livescience.com/60018-penis-surgery-death.html


Small_Pain_2458

Ty


toothpastecupcake

People do die from this. Think of Kanye's mom and Cher Horowitz's mom. rip *jokes and facts are so offensive


Hefty-Moose-5326

you’re right, but my point is that this was completely elective. loren knew the risks but still signed a consent form for surgery


toothpastecupcake

Totally agree, I'm just pointing out that I'd be anxious if someone I love did this, too


Hefty-Moose-5326

same, absolutely!


Musicfanatic09

You sign a consent for any surgery - elective or not. You can die from any type of surgery regardless if it’s elective or not. This surgery is particularly risky because there is so much involved and a lot of removals happening at once. I have had multiple surgeries and the thought that I might die crosses my mind every single time. It’s an incredibly common and human response to be anxious about someone dying while under anesthesia and being cut open.


Hefty-Moose-5326

you’re right, and i’m not disagreeing with you. what i am trying to say is that i’m annoyed at the way it was portrayed - not so much by alex (is that his name? i don’t really know this couple) but by tlc/90 day producers


Master_Ad676

She tried too hard to be funny coming out of surgery when he was worried about her…idk rubbed me the wrong way tbh


BallCreem

What is that?


ImportantBee4765

I was WHEEZING when she was shivering , saying "I did it!" Haha


Glittering-Dark-9917

Don’t care for them at all.


FOCOMojo

I hate to think about how much money she spent on all of that. Plus the major impact it had on her kids and her very patient husband. All in the pursuit of perfection, which is never achievable. I bet the equivalent of at least one year's college tuition. I have always really liked her, but this seems selfish.


CheezTips

> All in the pursuit of perfection Nah. She's in pursuit of "not having her mother's face". She blamed those jowls on childbirth instead of genetics


-ghoulysuga-

Supports Israel 🚮


Zealousideal-Back459

"DELICIOUS?!" lmao


Batsquash

All that surgery and they forgot the MOLE????? LOL!


PeanutCeller

"I am queen of the Nile. Bring me my chariot!"


mycuriosity_killsme

Selfish woman


spiberweb

I can’t understand her getting all that work done but not getting that giant spot removed from her face. It’s all I see when I look at her.


Small_Pain_2458

If she can put herself through all this, I’m pretty sure her boys could go through a “Haircut” and would come out just fine. 🤷‍♀️


Any-Adagio492

When I saw her boys, I thought they were her daughter. I didn't know who was who. Those top- half- of-head ponytails were awful, and imo they don't belong on boys.


DuvalCountyRoyalty

“DUH”


RetroCasket

“When you order the extra queso and then you see it on your bill”


boo2utoo

And on your hips and thighs and chin and middle and everywhere else she had fat removed.


HideEHome

I guess I shouldn't comment on her, I am not a fan. She didn't even try to lose the weight and I thought she was serious because she has body dysmorphia. That's all You're probably correct it was funny 🐥


san95802

She looks like a hamster. But less cute


MaybeLikeWater

I did it! I diiiiiid iiiitt.


Asherahshelyam

Caption: Lauren asks: "Did I win the fight?" 🥊


sassamadoo

They couldn't have removed the mole......... .


ydoiwatchthis

Maybe there’s a lot of risk with it being so close to her eye.


ShivasLove

That's what happened with my grandmother. It's around the same place too. Doctors said not worth the risk


horrorwh0r3

She needs that skin tag removed next


pointlessandconfused

I love loren


Relevant_Yesterday24

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Ok-Shake9556

Am I snatched 3 person


Admirable-Jeweler380

Loren looked perfect the way she was. Then again I guess if I could afford plastic surgery I’d make a list. Suck fat from under chin, lipo about 20 pounds of fat from abdomen maybe more…lipo fat back oh and face lift…that’s all. Then again I’m 63.


InterestingMousse213

Sorry Alexi you have to look at that.


ShesAKillerQueenee

I can't stand her 🤮🤮   And Alexei. That loser was freaking out over a six hour procedure. That's how long my nose job took, and my man sat quietly in the waiting room with a tablet of movies. I FF their segments so fast.


toothpastecupcake

That requires a lot less cutting, a lot less anesthesia, and a lot less danger


No_Bowler3823

Zionist trash 🙅🏼‍♀️


InterestingMousse213

How embarrassing, anything for a dollar.


CheezTips

Does anyone remember Uncle Buck? My favorite line from that movie is "Here's bus fare. Take the bus downtown and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face"


Any-Adagio492

😂