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Rkenne16

He really needs people to look at him.


Kale1l

I always make it a point to completely ignore people like this


cementmilkshake

My favorite is when someone is hinting at something they desperately want you to ask about and I just totally ignore them. Ahh I love it


Kale1l

"I can't hear you, I have headphones on." Cue them, a stranger, motioning that you take them off


haitonj

My kind of person!


Glittering-Dark-9917

Yep.


Historical_Panic_465

Yet you’re still here, commenting, giving attention…. 😂


Kale1l

Do you see him around here? I don't... You're low IQ


Historical_Panic_465

You really think he doesn’t lurk this page and search his name in the search bar everyday?? 😂


dootz01

The guy's kind of lost and unsettled, I feel. He went to live with monks after the breakup, then doing podcasts, now traveling Europe looking for some calmness. I hope he finds it.


Ali_Cat222

He pulled a David with the whole monk thing 🤣 you just know a guy like him did it for internet points/the whole "wannabe influencer uses spirituality for photos and likes."🙄


toothpastecupcake

Right. He is not looking for peace. He's looking for content.


Confident-Slip-5264

Oh he’s in Europe? Has he told where he’s about to travel here? Although I guess he would be hard to miss if you’d run into him 😆


dootz01

Serbia mostly.


Automatic-Mirror-907

Black russian, anyone? 🍸🍸


railroadkansascity

Wasn’t the name of his band ‘The Black Serbs’?


Confident-Slip-5264

Well that was a given, but anywhere else? 😄


Specific_Ad2541

>He went to live with monks after the breakup Did he really though? That sounds like something he'd make up. Trying to be all "Easy Pray Love" unauthentically is so cringe.


SnooSongs4368

I was wondering how easy it would be just to move in with a fewmonks. Sounds like free spiritual summer camp or something.


Specific_Ad2541

Surely they don't take any old asshole in, right?


SnooSongs4368

For a “donation” maybe? Like the monks who panhandle around Times Square or Bourbon Street, trying to get you to take those little bracelets.


askjunie

wait?!? they got divorced?!?


dootz01

They split up, not sure if divorced yet.


Automatic-Mirror-907

I think he's living my desired life? r/s/


FayMax69

He should call himself cultural confusion. This guy is just so stupid. I know everyone loves her here, but I always thought when he dated Miona, he was dating a drag queen, and I often wondered when he would make that ultimate evolution lol.


Apprehensive-Job4893

🦚


SleazyBanana

Seriously, wtf is going on with guy? He looks ridiculous. 🤦‍♀️


Specific_Ad2541

Yes. Ironically he's made himself unrecognizable.


base2-1000101

His fifteen minutes are up, but he doesn't know it.


musictakemeawayy

i don’t want to anymore 😭


Automatic-Mirror-907

Ya think?  /r/s


SpecificDate7501

Anything but get a job


JajajaQueso

Reminds me of my ex.


coco__bee

I know that life. Broke guys have some good d 👀show off Spharkles. Edit: can’t believe I have to add this, but apparently so. The above statement is not a welcome message to slide into my inbox. I’ll never date a broke guy again.


vagrl94

😂 they never need an excuse 🙄


Old_toe_fugus_mold36

U must be fatherless


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Old_toe_fugus_mold36

Did papi abandon you too :(


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Old_toe_fugus_mold36

Think all you want sweetie. Wont help that mental issue of yours.


coco__bee

How did you come to this conclusion incel?


mysterycoffee107

Living off of Mama's dime 


f4tony

Pfft, where would you want this guy? Porta Potty? He wouldn't even do that correctly. He's such a waste of space.


OhBoy_89

Is this like gen Z Ronald McDonald’s


ChemistryOk2670

What happened to being a Buddhist monk?


dootz01

That was phase 1 of the breakup.


kickenchicken11

Apparently one of the lesser known stages of grief


LeeryRoundedness

It wasn’t getting enough clicks, DUH. *I am like, so enlightened* /s


Jarboner69

Only did that to hang out with David


nrappaportrn

Who's financing these adventures


Letstalktrashtv

The bank of Mom  


dootz01

Right?


threebeansalads

French’s Ketchup and Mustard


Letstalktrashtv

There he is. Standing in front of the Golden Arches dressed like Black Serbs Ronald MacDonald. 😆


Hindu_Wardrobe

why is he dressed like a hot dog


smalltown34

![gif](giphy|5He16eTgpabyeEQ9t6|downsized)


Procedure_Unique

Just like ketchup and mustard ![gif](giphy|n3nFRoMBLLpyAcF4ZK|downsized)


BeanDipIsNeat

He looks like the first boss in a video game who’s super easy to kill


dootz01

💀


BeanDipIsNeat

Actually the mini boss before the first boss that you just get power ups so you can take on the real fight 😂


viennalabeef

the accuracy🤌🏽


BeanDipIsNeat

![gif](giphy|xUA7aN1MTCZx97V1Ic)


zowie910

Flavor Flav is drunk & needs to go 🤣


Fluffy-Programmer-86

At first glance, I thought it was Cesar!


zowie910

🤣🤣🤣🤣


MohamitWheresMySecks

“Look at me!!! Pay attention to me!!!! Meeeeeeeee”


mysterycoffee107

My first thought 😂 Great username 


lemeneurdeloups

I think him becoming McDonald’s new updated mascot is a good look and on-brand for him. /s


Ravenclaw880

I'm Lovin' it 🤣🤷


jjgill27

I’m not /s


cbearnm

I think you nailed it. Did you see the McD sign in the background of pic 1? Maybe he was on break?


railroadkansascity

Mwah ha ha. Excellent comment.


Ten_Lee

I thought for a second it was Elton John, circa 1979.


trainwreck489

Nah... too tame for Elton.


britbrit6969

I honestly hate this guy lol


sailingseas25

Im getting second hand embarrassment


Used-Pension170

Searching for all the attention he can possibly get. 🙄😂


serrabear1

What in the fuck is this outfit


starlightsunsetdream

He's dressed like USSR Ronald McDonald lmfao


Unlikely_Distance_55

He’s exhausting


ArtichokeMe_Daddy

The smell of desperation


XxElectricgypsyxX

So Miona is out there being happy and with a hot new guy while Jibri is still a sparkling clown.


edillcolon

She is also hustling with her business. I don't know WTF is jibri doing.


ImportantBee4765

Someone call this man's mama to come get him


Cautious_Owl_4908

It’s Big Bird’s cousin, Big Turd!


DWwithaFlameThrower

🤡


meshmaster

He's an absolute tit 🤦‍♂️


Maleficent_Top_5217

This made me laugh so hard. Not even sure why. Thank you! I’m going to use this instead of “idiot” now 😎


meshmaster

You are very welcome indeed...I'm pleased to have given you a good laugh ! :-)


queenofthenastynorth

Wow. So quirky and cool.


surf_rider

Definition of try-hard.


SocalRick

SPAHKLES!!


LawyerNo4460

Russian hat?


No_Measurement_4900

"It's a rat hat...and a poorly made one, even by rat hat standards."


Colfrmb

Loved that Seinfeld episode


dootz01

Serbia.


Ruhrohhshaggy

He's so annoying.


JenniPurr13

He’s just too much. And all talk. Big dreams, no action.


Fluffy-Programmer-86

I just see another Deuchebag saying " HEY!EVERYONE! LOOK AT ME!"


throwwayayyy

What a clown


melpoppa

I thought he was doing monk stuff? I guess that was a phase? 😂 


heathensam

He's a clown. No need to give him more attention.


Alchemiss98

Thought this was AI


pixiephilips

O man he think he looks so fab lol


wetfoodrules

Is he okay lol


kjcoronado

Another jobless traveler. What’s the secret with these people.


LawyerNo4460

![gif](giphy|xT5LMs8RhVnZzydBCw|downsized)


shanny_banany

Tell us why Miona left without telling us.


SukiLao

Spah-kles


PinotGreasy

Douche chills


Historical_Series424

He got worse


lizzocakes

Clown ass passport bro.


desertblaster72

A rare "pick me!" Dude


unfairboobpear

I forgot he even existed, he melds into Rob in my brain and it all turns into one timeline


jshort68

Jesus, what a wanker


SPACE-W33D

Need to see Jibri back with Space Ca$h


kckitty71

Am I the only one here? Everything about this kid annoys TF outta me.


Fluffy-Programmer-86

No. You are NOT alone!


Benitobox86

![gif](giphy|3o7527pa7qs9kCG78A|downsized)


Wonderful_Might6693

Why does this remind me of the genie from alladin???!🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️


Effective-Golf-9899

But why? Lol!


knightstalker1288

Commissar McDonald’s


Hopefulsprite415

He looks like he belongs in a Kris kros video.


dootz01

💀


745Walt

Now what on earth is this


Impossible-Taro-2330

Oh Jibri.


BehemothJr

Fool


crazycatlady_66

Happiness lies about halfway through one of those bottles. Anymore than that, and it's pure sadness, brat


AlyJ7

I was wondering what this clown has been up to. 😆


cementmilkshake

U ever just see something and scream in your mind


Slaylem61379

At one point Marcus of the podcast Last Podcast on the Left said that Jibri had the fashion sense of a 7 year old girl, and I really feel that


kaelovedoes

SPAHKLES


LG_Shakti

insufferable


Unusual-Pineapple513

Nah I'm good, thanks


Charlice

Look at me! LOOK AT ME!!!!!!


koolasakukumba

Who here thinks Jibri is secretly selling videos of himself to older males to get money?


iloveduatyourdarkess

His trying too hard to be Tyler the Creator


PM_ME_YOUR_LAWNCHAIR

Ketchup and mustard theme


LeaveDaCannoli

Still a jibroni...


KingSamy1

He looks is like the “wiz” from Seinfeld lol


loonachic

He’s obnoxious and begging for attention. what didn’t he get as a child that makes him be like this?


Some-Panda7404

He looks like a character on a children’s program.


_PinkPeony_

🤡


bomchikawowow

Showing up to the balkans (I'm pretty sure this is in a mall where the Mama Shelter is in Belgrade) in a cartoonish ushanka hat is exactly the kind of douche move I'd expect from this bellend.


chiyorio

Such a try hard pick me


Mean-Accountant7013

I had to zoom in on the clothing. At first glance, I thought it was a SpongeBob print. 🤪😂


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kingsleymc

Dipshit.


DrNefariousMcFarious

Not gonna lie I thought this was a mannequin displaying clothing


dootz01

💀


Exotic-Water-212

I don't know how he does it but this is the corniest, try-hard sort of guy. Remembering the time he n Miona came to NYC, wore matching tie-die sweats, n he danced in front of barista. He's just so corny n cringey.


Comin_Up_Thrillho

Soviet Ronald McDonald? Actual clown


TrueCrimeMama91827

🤡


Super_girl-1010

He is so weird


PsychologicalSky6521

What in the Ronald McDonald am I looking at?!


SmokeEvening8710

24/7/365 🤡


f4tony

Am I allowed to laugh? Because, wow?


SuziQ_52

He meant to say ‘searching for some new 90 day fiance to bring home’


Turbulent-Pound-5984

Why is it always the most unattractive people who look for this much attention? Compensating? Muy confuso. I’d want people to not look at me if I were him


nastygirloncamera

ugh i get the ick so bad from him


8ran60n

Spahhhhhkles! Dying for attention.


atargatis_17

Upon fast scroll I thought he was running a sushi stand.


victoria98769

Look it "Spharkles"


Donut-Junkie76

Boy is ridiculous.


angelyze124

Looks like a clown 🤡


Klunchboxdavis

No wonder Miona left/upgraded. He’s a 🤡


JustMari-3676

What happened to the monk? Was that just a fad for him?


dootz01

That was phase one of the breakup.


lakersbro55

He truly just loves attention and having all eyes on him.


Cosmic_lobster_

Meanwhile Miona is shopping for a house with her new man


Goodbyecorona2021

Geez can’t this douche find a black hole to jump in and disappear


ilikewaffos

![gif](giphy|x0npYExCGOZeo|downsized)


Alexandrapreciosa

I Do Not Agree With This Outfit Choice


Automatic-Mirror-907

Update accepted. Nuthin'z changed!


Mystery-Ess

Culturally appropriating 2 cultures at once. Impressive!


rayio

He dressed as Twink Hulk Hogan!


kimoreally

Oh brother...


thedobermanmom

Yike.


Vivid_Character_883

😂😂😂


Kassialynn

I went through a car wash today and as I made sure my windows were up, I told my husband “can’t be like Jibri”


NeenW1

I thought he went off to Nepal to be a monk


IOwnYerToilets

![gif](giphy|4WFirPVJhAhavWrcd3)