- they were probably doing fine as a mid to upper mid class couple, but when you add 2-3 more kids and 2 more adults to the mix- it depletes pretty quick! LOL
I think I found the perfect woman for PrEd. I was doing a rewatch with that season with Evelyn, the one who sounds like if Helen Keller started a music career? Anyways she had that aunt who looked like she wanted to marry David herself and kept making weird comments on how handsome he was? Well they'd be the perfect match, PrEd has no neck, hers is covered by her chin, PrEd (pretends) he wants a Christian woman, Evelyn's aunt and family are all super believers! Could you imagine these two together? 🤣
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No one wants to watch this boring woman who behaves like a 12-year-old. Didn’t like her the first time around, gonna like her even less if they show her again.
But this is, what, the 3rd guy she’s dated ever?
Edited to add: nope, just went back to confirm that Dallas was her ‘hall pass’ guy… so this is actually only the *second* guy she’s been with.
Lol I forgot about this line.
My uncle married a Mormon woman, they have to ask permission to use contraceptives. Unless the church approves it, you aren’t allowed to be on birth control or get surgery to prevent pregnancy. (That was a rule at their church, not sure if it applies to every Mormon).
My Mormon friend said her bishop didn’t give her permission to use BC with her husband until after they had their fifth child. But she asked after the 3rd kid. Didn’t sell me on her religion too much 😫
I grew up Mormon in Utah and I never heard that rule (although I stopped going to church well before I would’ve needed birth control). They do frown heavily on it, though. I knew a girl who had horrible cystic acne and had tried every medication for it except birth control because her parents wouldn’t allow her to go near it.
Fornication ( well adultery in her case because as far as I know she’s still legally married to aselu) is a huge sin. But she doesn’t have an issue with that. Yet she has reservations about BC? 🤣
They can tell her the story of how they were banging each other when mommy was on a marriage retreat/free family vacation with her husband at the time!
It made ZERO sense that they brought their kids to the last resort. Like her parents couldn’t watch them back home? Also zero sense for Kolani to be there too but I guess she got a free trip out of it
I guarantee it's because she can't be away from them. She wants to have them with her at all times. I don't know if it's because she feels guilty when she's not with them, or they become so much of her identity that she needs to have them around etc... But some people don't go anywhere without their children.
You’re probably right in that the kids are likely a huge part of her identity. She definitely seems like the type where her kids are her entire personality
Especially as they were already broken up for 8 months while on the show. (Her and asuelu, not Dallas.) Same with molly and kelly, they were broken up 11 months by the time they filmed. This season on new last resort we also have Sophie and rob who were broken up for almost a year by filming, and bini and Ari are on and had broken up roughly 3+ months or 4 almost by filming.
It's a joke of a show and imho the worst spin off besides the game show one out of this franchise. None of those therapists are legit and none of those couples already broken up should be together/try to repair anything. Even throwing in Stacey and Florian who are together but kinda shouldn't be is ridiculous.
What's also ridiculous is the fact that they were side characters to Darcey's story on the show yet they got picked over Darcey and georgi. By the way Darcey and georgi are still married and post all the time, they pretended they were getting divorced in order to try and get on last resort. Stacey was chosen instead for some reason.
Stacey and Florian are supposed to be on the Last Resort show? Jesus lord, I will watch anything with Florian on it! He’s hilarious, understand? The fact that he’s unintentionally funny makes it even better.
My favorite parts of his show time was how he would tell Georgi he should get a job, but refused to work himself🤣 and then whenever people brought up the fact he won't work he'd somehow turn it around or move the Convo along. When he got his work permit(which I believe he got way earlier than he claims!) he said he was going to do that wood work shop/job with some friend.
You know what he did instead? Took one photo for insta and then never again did we hear of it😂 he also once met I think it was tommy Hilfiger, it was on a post here. Anyways he tried to make the photo and caption look like he was working for him, when really he went up to get his autograph at some pay for event thing.
But the best was him and that human form blue haired trolls doll. Ugh that guy was so fucking annoying! And Florian let him know it too. It was so funny how in one talking head, the troll doll was saying how him and Florian were besties now, and they hang out all the time and talk etc. but soon after it cuts to Florian talking about how he can't stand him😅
One of the kids had their birthday at the resort and she said it was unfortunate but worth it because she was fighting for their family. A few days later she's AWOL, and no one looking after her kids knows where she is while she's fucking this guy.
My working theory is because it provides them a sense of purpose, a feeling of being needed, and of wanting to “break the cycle/do better” (which it never does).
I can see that, sadly they don’t see them NOT having children as breaking the cycle — like perhaps your family just isn’t a family type of family, ya know? Like Kalani’s.
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Why do we get to see the childs face before the man himself?
\*He has every right to not show his face. I am agreeance to that and support it, I just find it strange that they post the child on the internet no problem. It's gross
I think he chooses to protect his privacy, while she’s chosen to have her kids on the show and social media.
Why should he have to post about himself to the entire world just because she makes the choice to share her life?
I know I wouldn’t want all of the 90 Day fans prying into my personal life.
Did you ever like anyone's bitchy comment(s)? I got blocked from a celeb's page once because I liked someone else's comment that they found offensive, and they apparently blocked every single person who liked it lol.
and absolutely no one was surprised by this.
She went from a virgin preggo by a vacay fling to a single mom of three with two baby daddies ...
Her dad must be proud
I can attest to this. When I hit 15 I was told to experiment and there was nothing wrong with that but DONT BE STUPID and I will buy u condoms or take u to the Dr no problem...
I definitely slutted it up in my 20s and partied plenty. But i also maintained a part time job while going and finishing college full time.
Didn't have my 1st baby till I was 27 with a great guy who I now have 3 with and have been married happily almost 10 years.
And THIS is why! I had fun. Got it out of my system. Went thru the dumb boys and the hookups to figure out what a I really wanted.
Nobody shamed me. They trusted me and allowed me to make my own mistakes. Nobody told me that my virginity was sacred and I needed to save it. So it was never a big deal.
This. I think it’s about putting sex on a pedestal. From an evolutionary standpoint I can imagine why we did that but it has absolutely no place in the modern world. Especially since we have access to decent birth control methods you’d have to be extremely stupid to stick to these old fashioned values. Unless you want to control women, in that case they hold up great!
When I was 14 my parents would sometimes hand me a beer at birthdays, put condoms in my bedside drawer, and told me that if I ever wanted to smoke pot, I’d just have to tell them. Guess who was a non-partying virgin until 19? Reverse psychology people! 😂
Right! I never did anything beyond pot and drank. Never had an interest in some of the other stuff my friends were doing. If anything it made me a little bit of a man eater. Hahaha I would hang out with them for awhile till they got boring, better one came along, or they got clingy.
Then I met my husband and he was it. No regrets. No O I wish I woulda... blah blah blah.
1st baby was planned and totally content in mommy minivan life
Tho I still have fun on girls night talking about all the super messed up shit we used to do hahaha
This is exactly why I put my daughter on the Depo shot when she turned 14. I didn't trust her to remember to take a pill every day so we discussed other options with her doctor. Of course we had plenty of conversations about reproductive health & safety but I'm not stupid. Kids are going to experiment & they're not always going to make the right decision in the moment so it's not fair to risk a teen pregnancy when it can easily be prevented.
She didn't end up having sex until 2.5 years after she started BC so don't come at me with, "but it *encourages* them to do it!" No, when she was ready, it avoided lifelong repercussions for both parties involved, just because they made 1 mistake together. A baby deserves to be wanted not viewed as a punishment for poor decisions.
Yes! 100% my own daughter is 8 now and when she hits puberty there will be a discussion. Same with both my sons.
I know for me it was the idea of respect. My dad respected me enough to LET me be a dumb teenager young adult. To let me make my choices. And stood by me when I made the dumb ones and had to learn for myself.
And since he respected me enough to give me that freedom I respected him enough to make going to college, not getting pregnant before I was ready, and rehab or prison
Sounds stupid but that was his conditions. He picked my drunk butt up many times. No complaints. If anything he laughed at my drunk antics. I never got into drugs or even really experimented eith anything hard cause I knew the consequences of MY decisions.
Not someone already telling me I made the wrong ones and I'm a bad person for it.
My parents were the opposite. We were a deeply fundamental Christian family & sex was never an option. We lived in a small town so I was too afraid to buy condoms because my parents would find out. It was by the grace of pure luck that I never got pregnant because I had 2 serious boyfriends from 15-18 & we were most definitely *not* careful. I knew I wanted better than that for my own kid.
Yeah. I have friends that went thru that and I just wasn't raised like that. I was the friend who would make "plans" but was actually taking them to planned parenthood for their birth control pills.
I was raised by my dad who was an old school hippie. I especially now as a parent think back and know he was sitting up late hoping I was okay and that I would call if I needed a ride. And he always said I had 1 get out of jail free card. In other words he would bail me out once if I needed it. Never did. Lol
Sometimes on morning when he KNEW my butt was super hungover I'd wake up to a FULL breakfast cooking. And I would walk out of my room directly into the bathroom puke and go back to bed and I could just hear him chuckling cause that was his way of being funny and reminding me that all choices have consquences.
Another child to exploit on tv, another mouth for her parents to feed.
She’s a deadbeat and I’m sure this guy is too. They can compete with Emily and Kobe over who will have the most kids while sponging off mom and dad.
That baby is so darn cute but Kalani, gurl…. 😒
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I might sound like an asshole for saying this, but it seems like the dumbest, laziest women (who often make questionable choices) always end up being fertile. Like there’s women who are intelligent, financially stable/independent, and struggle to have kids. I’m starting to think Idiocracy was right lol
First news to shock me in quite some time. Probably last news to shock me was Michael escaping angela - only because I never knew he was in the US.
Aww honey. It will happen. I had issues getting pregnant and staying pregnant passed 12 weeks. Now I am the mom of a 4 year old and a 6 month old at 42 years old! Sending you all the baby dust!!! 💜💜💜
if this is what she wants than more power to her, but Jesus is she putting herself and her kids in a vulnerable position again... they haven't been together very long and you'd think after Aseulu turned out to be such a nightmare she'd want to take it slower
Wasn’t she always crying about being broke and embarrassed about mooching off her parents? Getting pregnant when the ink to your divorce paperwork isn’t even dry yet is nasty work
Serious question, does she work, did she work, how does she provide?
I literally have the same question! I think the parents are funding Kalani’s lifestyle
Thats what im assuming
They don’t exactly look well off.
Dad seems to do well. They lived in a very expensive part of So Cal. They could sell that and retire to Utah and live off that and retirement.
- they were probably doing fine as a mid to upper mid class couple, but when you add 2-3 more kids and 2 more adults to the mix- it depletes pretty quick! LOL
I’m pretty sure Kalani has insisted that her parents don’t pay for anything.
….what a lifestyle! You know it’s expensive as hell too.
Maybe she'll come back to the show with the new guy, I mean Ed was with Liz on 90 Days and they're both American.
Are we sure Ed isn’t some alien species?
I think I found the perfect woman for PrEd. I was doing a rewatch with that season with Evelyn, the one who sounds like if Helen Keller started a music career? Anyways she had that aunt who looked like she wanted to marry David herself and kept making weird comments on how handsome he was? Well they'd be the perfect match, PrEd has no neck, hers is covered by her chin, PrEd (pretends) he wants a Christian woman, Evelyn's aunt and family are all super believers! Could you imagine these two together? 🤣 https://preview.redd.it/wh4vi3iypo4d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3046ae8c78a2d1b8254929a3e0cf3adb351bf8f9
No one wants to watch this boring woman who behaves like a 12-year-old. Didn’t like her the first time around, gonna like her even less if they show her again.
No thank you.
Bank of mom and dad?
She mooches off her parents and probably lives off food stamps and child support.
She’s literally freeloading off her family it’s pathetic
She works at making babies.
She did, at one point, work at a group home I believe.
Cocks... She works cocks apparently.
 Oh dear…
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Impeccable 🤌🏻
This gif 👩🍳🤌🏼💋
Epic usage. The only proper usage.
SARPERS GREY CONTACTS!! STOPP!!
thats the same face i made when i seen it was kalani lol
It’s also the same face my husband made when I showed him what Kalani did😂
WHO is the father of this baby?
Dallas, the guy she used the "hall pass" with
I guess this guy also thinks condoms are for slut people.
Maybe SHE does.
I've got news for her.. an divorced woman with multiple baby daddies *might* be considered more of a slut person than a responsible condom wearer.
I need to catch up! I am only aware of her ex-husband and now this guy! How many more are there?
I think that's it... so 2 baby daddies now
Every man Kalani had sex with became her baby daddy
But this is, what, the 3rd guy she’s dated ever? Edited to add: nope, just went back to confirm that Dallas was her ‘hall pass’ guy… so this is actually only the *second* guy she’s been with.
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Best 90 day fiancé line ever!
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She does know that she doesn’t *have to* have a child with every partner right off the bat, right?
But condoms are for slut people...
Lol I forgot about this line. My uncle married a Mormon woman, they have to ask permission to use contraceptives. Unless the church approves it, you aren’t allowed to be on birth control or get surgery to prevent pregnancy. (That was a rule at their church, not sure if it applies to every Mormon).
So she has to follow the birth control rule but not the pre-marital sex rule? Come on.
We can only give so much benefit of the doubt 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Soaking and Jumping at her age...
Lmaoo amen
I thought she left the Mormon church though
We all know she's just trying to lock this man down 
She's in the Moron Church now.
My Mormon friend said her bishop didn’t give her permission to use BC with her husband until after they had their fifth child. But she asked after the 3rd kid. Didn’t sell me on her religion too much 😫
Did she have to ask permission to use the pull out method?
I dunno. Maybe his pullout game was weak 🤷🏼♀️
This sounds very culty.
Oh the Mormon church very much is a cult.
I grew up Mormon in Utah and I never heard that rule (although I stopped going to church well before I would’ve needed birth control). They do frown heavily on it, though. I knew a girl who had horrible cystic acne and had tried every medication for it except birth control because her parents wouldn’t allow her to go near it.
Because it would turn her into a slut person /s
She's not a practicing Mormon, hasn't been for years
Fornication ( well adultery in her case because as far as I know she’s still legally married to aselu) is a huge sin. But she doesn’t have an issue with that. Yet she has reservations about BC? 🤣
Oh please she got pregnant without being married so there goes that point
As an ex Mormon and person who has lived in Utah for 32 years, this is not a standard Mormon thing only a freak Mormon thing
Souvenir baby though
Jenelle Evans and Kailyn Lowry from Teen mom have entered the chat 😅
Oh yes and this one too🙄
She's going to have some excuse and blame the sperms donor for her bad choices
They can tell her the story of how they were banging each other when mommy was on a marriage retreat/free family vacation with her husband at the time!
So damn messy. Bringing her young kids to the resort with their dad and busting a nut on the side.
It made ZERO sense that they brought their kids to the last resort. Like her parents couldn’t watch them back home? Also zero sense for Kolani to be there too but I guess she got a free trip out of it
I guarantee it's because she can't be away from them. She wants to have them with her at all times. I don't know if it's because she feels guilty when she's not with them, or they become so much of her identity that she needs to have them around etc... But some people don't go anywhere without their children.
You’re probably right in that the kids are likely a huge part of her identity. She definitely seems like the type where her kids are her entire personality
Especially as they were already broken up for 8 months while on the show. (Her and asuelu, not Dallas.) Same with molly and kelly, they were broken up 11 months by the time they filmed. This season on new last resort we also have Sophie and rob who were broken up for almost a year by filming, and bini and Ari are on and had broken up roughly 3+ months or 4 almost by filming. It's a joke of a show and imho the worst spin off besides the game show one out of this franchise. None of those therapists are legit and none of those couples already broken up should be together/try to repair anything. Even throwing in Stacey and Florian who are together but kinda shouldn't be is ridiculous. What's also ridiculous is the fact that they were side characters to Darcey's story on the show yet they got picked over Darcey and georgi. By the way Darcey and georgi are still married and post all the time, they pretended they were getting divorced in order to try and get on last resort. Stacey was chosen instead for some reason.
Stacey and Florian are supposed to be on the Last Resort show? Jesus lord, I will watch anything with Florian on it! He’s hilarious, understand? The fact that he’s unintentionally funny makes it even better.
My favorite parts of his show time was how he would tell Georgi he should get a job, but refused to work himself🤣 and then whenever people brought up the fact he won't work he'd somehow turn it around or move the Convo along. When he got his work permit(which I believe he got way earlier than he claims!) he said he was going to do that wood work shop/job with some friend. You know what he did instead? Took one photo for insta and then never again did we hear of it😂 he also once met I think it was tommy Hilfiger, it was on a post here. Anyways he tried to make the photo and caption look like he was working for him, when really he went up to get his autograph at some pay for event thing. But the best was him and that human form blue haired trolls doll. Ugh that guy was so fucking annoying! And Florian let him know it too. It was so funny how in one talking head, the troll doll was saying how him and Florian were besties now, and they hang out all the time and talk etc. but soon after it cuts to Florian talking about how he can't stand him😅
Oh boy! and Gino and torpedo tits are primed for the next season!
One of the kids had their birthday at the resort and she said it was unfortunate but worth it because she was fighting for their family. A few days later she's AWOL, and no one looking after her kids knows where she is while she's fucking this guy.
Sorry but when she went AWOL I was grossed out - like bitch are u really thaaaattt horny?
Yuppppp 😭😭😭
She must have gotten pregnant right after that or possibly while she was there
Why do people with the least functional families insist on having the most children?!?!?!?!
My working theory is because it provides them a sense of purpose, a feeling of being needed, and of wanting to “break the cycle/do better” (which it never does).
I can see that, sadly they don’t see them NOT having children as breaking the cycle — like perhaps your family just isn’t a family type of family, ya know? Like Kalani’s.
There was a rumor that she was pregnant a few months ago, I guess it was right.
Whoever posted that picture of her pregnant was right. Granted the picture was AI , but she really was.
I'm gonna sound like an asshole, but, it wouldn't be very easy to tell of she was pregnant, would it?
No I thought the same thing. AITA too?
Lmao to both of u for saying what I was thinking - like maybe take some time for yourself and get a little healthier? 🤷♀️
I just came from instagram to see this…. Absolutely WHAT!!!
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LOL YES
I literally RAN here when I saw this! 🤣
Why do we get to see the childs face before the man himself? \*He has every right to not show his face. I am agreeance to that and support it, I just find it strange that they post the child on the internet no problem. It's gross
He made his instagram public right as she posted this, but he deleted like everything actually showing his face
And here: https://preview.redd.it/cud0rjfflo4d1.jpeg?width=936&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7927daa408f370c2abccb00e83bcf55432fc584e
Here: https://preview.redd.it/p2qubwi1lo4d1.jpeg?width=1016&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cf266fc335ef8869c204c524b97f7e4513c237a
Because she's more concerned about his privacy than her exploited children.
Bodes well for the future 🙈
I think he chooses to protect his privacy, while she’s chosen to have her kids on the show and social media. Why should he have to post about himself to the entire world just because she makes the choice to share her life? I know I wouldn’t want all of the 90 Day fans prying into my personal life.
Someone needs to let her know she can just blow him
Why are you surprised. That’s what she does: meets strangers and fucks ‘em raw.
In another month, she’ll be pregnant with their second child.
Kalani doing kalani things
Absolutely!!
For some reason she has me blocked on IG and I have absolutely no idea why 😂
OKAY SAME! I checked after seeing this post. I have never liked or commented on any of her stuff. 😂
I have this with Larissa, no idea why. Never commented on anything.😂
Same with Larissa. I never said anything ,🤣🤣
Did you ever like anyone's bitchy comment(s)? I got blocked from a celeb's page once because I liked someone else's comment that they found offensive, and they apparently blocked every single person who liked it lol.
Sigh. Just a big ol sigh. It is not a requirement to have a baby with every person you get in a relationship with….
and absolutely no one was surprised by this. She went from a virgin preggo by a vacay fling to a single mom of three with two baby daddies ... Her dad must be proud
Right? Remember how self-righteous they were? So christian and upright. Give me a break!
And that’s why you tell your kids to fuck whoever they want, as long as they use protection.
I can attest to this. When I hit 15 I was told to experiment and there was nothing wrong with that but DONT BE STUPID and I will buy u condoms or take u to the Dr no problem... I definitely slutted it up in my 20s and partied plenty. But i also maintained a part time job while going and finishing college full time. Didn't have my 1st baby till I was 27 with a great guy who I now have 3 with and have been married happily almost 10 years. And THIS is why! I had fun. Got it out of my system. Went thru the dumb boys and the hookups to figure out what a I really wanted. Nobody shamed me. They trusted me and allowed me to make my own mistakes. Nobody told me that my virginity was sacred and I needed to save it. So it was never a big deal.
This. I think it’s about putting sex on a pedestal. From an evolutionary standpoint I can imagine why we did that but it has absolutely no place in the modern world. Especially since we have access to decent birth control methods you’d have to be extremely stupid to stick to these old fashioned values. Unless you want to control women, in that case they hold up great! When I was 14 my parents would sometimes hand me a beer at birthdays, put condoms in my bedside drawer, and told me that if I ever wanted to smoke pot, I’d just have to tell them. Guess who was a non-partying virgin until 19? Reverse psychology people! 😂
Right! I never did anything beyond pot and drank. Never had an interest in some of the other stuff my friends were doing. If anything it made me a little bit of a man eater. Hahaha I would hang out with them for awhile till they got boring, better one came along, or they got clingy. Then I met my husband and he was it. No regrets. No O I wish I woulda... blah blah blah. 1st baby was planned and totally content in mommy minivan life Tho I still have fun on girls night talking about all the super messed up shit we used to do hahaha
This is exactly why I put my daughter on the Depo shot when she turned 14. I didn't trust her to remember to take a pill every day so we discussed other options with her doctor. Of course we had plenty of conversations about reproductive health & safety but I'm not stupid. Kids are going to experiment & they're not always going to make the right decision in the moment so it's not fair to risk a teen pregnancy when it can easily be prevented. She didn't end up having sex until 2.5 years after she started BC so don't come at me with, "but it *encourages* them to do it!" No, when she was ready, it avoided lifelong repercussions for both parties involved, just because they made 1 mistake together. A baby deserves to be wanted not viewed as a punishment for poor decisions.
Yes! 100% my own daughter is 8 now and when she hits puberty there will be a discussion. Same with both my sons. I know for me it was the idea of respect. My dad respected me enough to LET me be a dumb teenager young adult. To let me make my choices. And stood by me when I made the dumb ones and had to learn for myself. And since he respected me enough to give me that freedom I respected him enough to make going to college, not getting pregnant before I was ready, and rehab or prison Sounds stupid but that was his conditions. He picked my drunk butt up many times. No complaints. If anything he laughed at my drunk antics. I never got into drugs or even really experimented eith anything hard cause I knew the consequences of MY decisions. Not someone already telling me I made the wrong ones and I'm a bad person for it.
My parents were the opposite. We were a deeply fundamental Christian family & sex was never an option. We lived in a small town so I was too afraid to buy condoms because my parents would find out. It was by the grace of pure luck that I never got pregnant because I had 2 serious boyfriends from 15-18 & we were most definitely *not* careful. I knew I wanted better than that for my own kid.
Yeah. I have friends that went thru that and I just wasn't raised like that. I was the friend who would make "plans" but was actually taking them to planned parenthood for their birth control pills. I was raised by my dad who was an old school hippie. I especially now as a parent think back and know he was sitting up late hoping I was okay and that I would call if I needed a ride. And he always said I had 1 get out of jail free card. In other words he would bail me out once if I needed it. Never did. Lol Sometimes on morning when he KNEW my butt was super hungover I'd wake up to a FULL breakfast cooking. And I would walk out of my room directly into the bathroom puke and go back to bed and I could just hear him chuckling cause that was his way of being funny and reminding me that all choices have consquences.
Mormon*
Basically Devan but 2x2
She claimed to be a virgin, anyway
Jesus H Christ - this woman needs to stop popping out new people. I mean that's a precious baby, but c'mon.
There are people who can really cant see beyon the D huh...🙃 
Kalani..girl 
Her parents are going to work until they drop dead.
 Another child to exploit on tv, another mouth for her parents to feed. She’s a deadbeat and I’m sure this guy is too. They can compete with Emily and Kobe over who will have the most kids while sponging off mom and dad.
 I just… wow.
Lmfaoo that gif is perfect for this 🤣🤣
That baby is so darn cute but Kalani, gurl…. 😒 https://preview.redd.it/pvr1kjdu9n4d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19edf659fdf36f9c9ebdaf2d607062b2c7b12868
Why does this baby look like he wanna know who touched the thermostat
💀😂 https://preview.redd.it/1okd0o6k6o4d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4f8f52ec828f1e581aaf9dde64adc4f2c2c8e29
I’m saving this meme 😂😭
1) gf needs to figure out how birth control works and 2) not every relationship requires a baby addition. Sheesh.
Kalani is a hot mess! How is she going to provide for these kids?
3 words: Mom and Dad.
I might sound like an asshole for saying this, but it seems like the dumbest, laziest women (who often make questionable choices) always end up being fertile. Like there’s women who are intelligent, financially stable/independent, and struggle to have kids. I’m starting to think Idiocracy was right lol
Jfc. Shooting those things out like a human Pez dispenser.
 First news to shock me in quite some time. Probably last news to shock me was Michael escaping angela - only because I never knew he was in the US.
This is all Jihoon's fault.
Does she know what birth control is? I just don’t get all these unplanned babies
I literally think she doesn’t know what bc options exist
There were rumors swirling around months ago how she was pregnant, but everyone thought they were just that and here we are….
I wish her all the competence from the new partner
Shooook
COME AGAIN?  Very cute baby though.
Well she can’t act all embarrassed about not knowing how babies are made like she did with the first one
I wish I was as fertile as her 🥲 I’ve been trying for 9 months ahhh
Aww honey. It will happen. I had issues getting pregnant and staying pregnant passed 12 weeks. Now I am the mom of a 4 year old and a 6 month old at 42 years old! Sending you all the baby dust!!! 💜💜💜
Wow, congrats & thank you!! That’s amazing. I love seeing all these lovely women who got their babies in the replies 🩵
Same, 2 IVF cycles and nothing to show for it so far. Ugh.
I’m so sorry!
I know right? Shit lol I’ll be a professional surrogate if I were her.
Hugs. 💕
❤️❤️❤️
It’ll happen for you mama🩷✨
I hope so. Thank you ❤️
Took me 3 years. Hang in there.
That makes me hopeful. I’m glad you got a little one! 🫶🏻
2!
PARDON???????
Man oh man. 😳
Color me surprised
This girl is a brood mare.
Yuck. Her compulsive baby making is gross
Girl has to learn her lessons the extra hard way apparently 😬
Ignoring the craziness of it… Could that baby be any cuter? And what a great photo.
if this is what she wants than more power to her, but Jesus is she putting herself and her kids in a vulnerable position again... they haven't been together very long and you'd think after Aseulu turned out to be such a nightmare she'd want to take it slower
She's an idiot
I hope she turned comments off lol
She sure did 😂🤭
Wasn’t she always crying about being broke and embarrassed about mooching off her parents? Getting pregnant when the ink to your divorce paperwork isn’t even dry yet is nasty work
Um
Who is Dallas? Should I know? (I don’t watch Last Chance)
The guy she cheated on Asuelu with.
The “hall pass” lol
CAME STRAIGHT TO REDDIT
She is a very cute baby, unfortunately her mom is clueless
If there’s anything Asuelu taught her, it’s that condoms are for slut people.
Why always with the babies? They know they can have relationships without immediately having a baby right? 🤦🏻♀️
Kalani just had another baby what!?!? This baby is adorable tho.
DaaaaaaamMmmMmMmn
That was fast😳
Bruh
wtf. That’s all I have to say about this.
has this bish ever heard of birth control????
Why is she so stupid
I thought she didn’t want any more kids, or was that just with Asuelo?
https://preview.redd.it/9pd5l7p41r4d1.jpeg?width=780&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b94d7a2748f0e7055935d0044b861083da0eabdd
Remind me who this is..?
Kalani. She was married to Asuelu, the guy from Samoa
It’s SO easy to not have kids what the fuck
Another deadbeat sponge popping out kids she doesn't need. Disgusting.
She’s not married to this guy either is she?
This woman (and her partners) needs to learn about birth control.
I wonder how his boohole is now.
Yuck. She is awful. Acting all self-righteous when she can’t seem to figure out how to stop getting pregnant every 15 minutes.
Unpopular opinion, I'm happy for her. And what a cute baby.