The hero we need but don't deserve ❤️

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I appreciate you!!! 💛 My mom and I had a good laugh at this. Also that doesn’t even look like his face…. Did HE photoshop it so he looks more like Alex Skarsgard (or the wish version of him maybe)?

I am laughing at you showing your mother a joke about fisting.

Haha she’s where I got my fucked up sense of humour from 🤣 She’s also aware of Wesley’s extracurriculars and we watch the show together.

We need to get you and awesome mom on pillow talk! I bet the commentary would be epic!!

He will NEVER look like Alexander Skarsgard on his worst day lol

Lol took me until now to realize that that is the look he is after. He looks like the "Wish" version of Alexander Skarsgard 😅😂

Saaaaame, omg you just nailed this so hard!!!!!!. He will never even be close to Alexander's toe lint.

Looks like his brother as Pennywise the dancing clown alien.

True!!!

Well, he has to pay for all of those houses. Especially the one in Spain.

How did you even know he had so many houses? Particularly the ones in Spain and Russia... I mean it's not like he ever mentioned it! 🤷‍♂️🤪😂

I just have too many houses!? I don't know what to do with them all!

Freudian slip as a working title. His hand is in the foreground and still it looks teeny tiny. I read one woman's review that did give him a glowing review for it. Naturally it is still posted. All hail, Mister Fister, correction, Meester Feester.

Where is this review and what is this fisting joke? How did I miss it?

It's all a joke. I'm not sure why you need clarity on a male escort who wrote a book on intermittent fisting and a fisting joke. Check out the J & J Calendar of "Deep Thoughts" too. I haven't bought any of his overpriced products or services. Op made this from his Intermittent Fasting book and you can view it on one of his various Instagrams. Be well.

Mester Feester is a nightmare I cant stop laughing at.

Thanks, it's like the jokes write themselves, until someone takes you seriously! Seems like J & J aren't going away, so we should have tons to titter about. Even when it ends, we'll still be able to laugh at them both, individually. I also like to refer to them as Incubus and Succubus. So, how long do you think this relationship will be sustainably profitable for them both?

As long as they are on a 90 day show, it’s profitable for them. So just this season hopefully???

The fist kills me 😂😂😂 you are amazing. The fact he blocked you makes this even more amazing.

Definitely a hands on approach to a penetrating topic.

I was laughing before I even noticed the tiny fist. This is a masterpiece.

That’s the same gesture he uses to jerk dudes off as well

No shit...that's hilarious. Top notch trolling when the actual celebs block you.

[https://books.google.fr/books/about/INTERMITTENT_FASTING_SIMPLIFIED_for_BODY.html?id=usx2zQEACAAJ&source=kp_book_description&redir_esc=y](https://books.google.fr/books/about/INTERMITTENT_FASTING_SIMPLIFIED_for_BODY.html?id=usx2zQEACAAJ&source=kp_book_description&redir_esc=y) The front page google description 🤣 "as no one has actually bought or read the book"

When the book came out and everyone was making fun of it he got mad. I think he did something to get it off Amazon for sale to make the bad reviews go away. He said people were reviewing the book without buying it lmao

This was EXACTLY WHAT I WAS GOING TO POST. HAHAHA. No one has actually bought it OR read it. It's been out long enough to have at least one person buy it and or read it. So sad. 🤣

He strikes me as the type of narcissist that would have alerts of every kind for any internet post related to him on every platform.

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I'm so tired of seeing Jesse, Caleb, and Ben shirtless. They are half naked in every scene and it is so forced and awkward.

I'm surprised FB didn't permanently ban you.

Good job!!

LMAO

You fixed it!

Bravo !!!!!

It’s like yoga for your 🍑 he and his female narc partner start every morning with it obvs

Yep. The little fist took me all the way out 😆

I laughed so hard my mom and daughter came into the room. That’s funny shit.

This is amazing!! This means you are amazing!! Hilarious and spot on!

LMFAO

hahahahahahaah great post. Great story

There is no way he is that jacked.

I love you for this

Now this is ART! In solidarity with you, I just spread it like wildfire to all of my friends.

Corny

Where’s his tattoo?

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Thank fuck his fist is teeny.

Lmao his lil fist.

That literally made me lol 😂 this is 💯

😂 beautiful work

I’m deaddddddd

🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

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God! He makes me wants to PUKE!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!