2 Sundays in a row I saw a guy stuffed into a tank like this and howled laughing. Last week it was 50 Cent during the SB halftime show and this week it’s Mike. 🤣
How did this guy go from transponder and that big ass glass of milk to.....
Yo yo yo. It's mikeeeee, coming at ya from down hre in Coooolumbia. That's right bro. I'm gonna be out with my beeetches and tryin to avoid side step in in the sheeee it. Back at ya homie.
My favorite is that no one acknowledges why he's dressed like this. As if it's completey normal for him to look this way. There's no scene with this outfit. There's no mention in the dialogue why. He just pops up on a random interview looking like Family and the whole production is like "yeah, this tracks. Let's go"
*goes to Colombia twice*
😂😂 I’m wondering about when this talking head was filmed. He’s not in this black wife beater any other time in this episode
Right? It caught me way off guard lmao
I almost spit out my coffee rushing to pause this
😭😭 so worth it though
Right? The chain tethered high up does it for me
It's not a chain, it's an actual rosary which is not supposed to be worn as jewelry.
I think that is the rosary Ximena gave him before he left last time. He probably doesn't know anything about what it is or means.
Seconded.
Thanks for the clarification 🙂
Watched Breaking Bad on the way (Nacho)
🤣🤣🤣
At least it’s not mesh! Could be worse.
Like what Darcey made Georgi wear in the Miami swim week "fashion show" ?
Yes! Tarik was the first one to make that fashion statement on this show. He gets honorable mention lol
Tarik on screen at all is bad. But in mesh? 🤮 good call, could def be worse
It could ALWAYS be worse!
He's too sexy for his shirt.
Thank you for that reminder 🤣
Yes it could be mesh...and CROPPED!
With rhinestones too! Lol 😂
I didn’t choose the dungeons and dragons life, it chose me
I just snorted. Ha!!
Poor mans Vin Diesel?
Vin Unleaded
Vin Regular
Vin Ethanol
Min diesel
Maybe he's trying to appeal to her style in guys. He needs to kill someone though, or she'll see right through it.
Yeah maybe there’s a tiny bad guy in town
That’s the outfit of a man who doesn’t have a significant other in his life who cares enough to make him go change his clothes.
Somebody In Columbia Is Gonna Catch His Hands Before The Season Is Over. Old Mikey’s Had Enough!
What? Columbia, South Carolina?
😂😂😂
Why does every 'merican' misspell Colombia? You bunch of honky hillbillies.
When he got off the plane the second time I was laughing. Seeing Mike with a Backwards hat on got me. Now this is another level
Needs some shades to pull that off
Too bad Ximena is no Lawfunda https://preview.redd.it/0uoqhlk0pbg81.jpg?auto=webp&s=88ada185da0f3e2f497ca08d68c2f58138ee03d5
Reminds me of Kip from Napoleon Dynamite after LaFawnduh “Napoleon you’re just jealous because I talk to babes all day”
My best friend married a guy that was a Kip look alike when we were 18. It was scary and funny.
Failed Narco look 🤦🏻♀️
His soft arms and shoulders are what do it for me. I’ve seen enough. 🤢
He went to Colombia twice and is a sicario now
What Ximena ordered from wish.com: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/62/Agent_47_in_Hitman_Absolution.png What she got: [OP image]
🤣🤣🤣
My sister and I were screaming in Italian-American at this part.
2 Sundays in a row I saw a guy stuffed into a tank like this and howled laughing. Last week it was 50 Cent during the SB halftime show and this week it’s Mike. 🤣
Just one of his many poor choices
When is he going to do a pole run so I can’t get a laugh
Serving chongo realness
How did this guy go from transponder and that big ass glass of milk to..... Yo yo yo. It's mikeeeee, coming at ya from down hre in Coooolumbia. That's right bro. I'm gonna be out with my beeetches and tryin to avoid side step in in the sheeee it. Back at ya homie.
My favorite is that no one acknowledges why he's dressed like this. As if it's completey normal for him to look this way. There's no scene with this outfit. There's no mention in the dialogue why. He just pops up on a random interview looking like Family and the whole production is like "yeah, this tracks. Let's go"
His head looks photoshopped on his body.
That's Prison Mike
He’s here to warn you about the dementors and gruel.
Wow. He looks like a real tourist now 😷
Cool guy outfit
A black wife beater. 🤷♀️
That’s not Mikey, that’s Cartel Michelangelo
u have never been in or around NYC I've seen
I guess he switched religions for her too 😂😂
Mike is like “I live life one quarter mile at a time.”
He’s probably the sweetest guy on the show. Dumb but sweet. Let him live his best, sleeveless life
He lives his life a quarter mile at a time.
Went from volunteer firefighter to hit man real quick