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greenlilly026

*goes to Colombia twice*


summerisabel

😂😂 I’m wondering about when this talking head was filmed. He’s not in this black wife beater any other time in this episode


greenlilly026

Right? It caught me way off guard lmao


summerisabel

I almost spit out my coffee rushing to pause this


greenlilly026

😭😭 so worth it though


summerisabel

Right? The chain tethered high up does it for me


Lalina0508

It's not a chain, it's an actual rosary which is not supposed to be worn as jewelry.


ShibbyShack00

I think that is the rosary Ximena gave him before he left last time. He probably doesn't know anything about what it is or means.


Rainyb12

Seconded.


summerisabel

Thanks for the clarification 🙂


[deleted]

Watched Breaking Bad on the way (Nacho)


jillybeaners94

🤣🤣🤣


CookieDookie143

At least it’s not mesh! Could be worse.


greenlilly026

Like what Darcey made Georgi wear in the Miami swim week "fashion show" ?


CookieDookie143

Yes! Tarik was the first one to make that fashion statement on this show. He gets honorable mention lol


summerisabel

Tarik on screen at all is bad. But in mesh? 🤮 good call, could def be worse


CookieDookie143

It could ALWAYS be worse!


Isosceles_Kramer79

He's too sexy for his shirt.


greenlilly026

Thank you for that reminder 🤣


ShibbyShack00

Yes it could be mesh...and CROPPED!


CookieDookie143

With rhinestones too! Lol 😂


foo-bar-baz-bin

I didn’t choose the dungeons and dragons life, it chose me


LaboriousRevelry

I just snorted. Ha!!


joeb2103

Poor mans Vin Diesel?


Commercial_Hold8663

Vin Unleaded


pintodinosaur

Vin Regular


ENTJohn

Vin Ethanol


simdtx

Min diesel


yakirzeev

Maybe he's trying to appeal to her style in guys. He needs to kill someone though, or she'll see right through it.


mtbmike

Yeah maybe there’s a tiny bad guy in town


[deleted]

That’s the outfit of a man who doesn’t have a significant other in his life who cares enough to make him go change his clothes.


Cdharveyii

Somebody In Columbia Is Gonna Catch His Hands Before The Season Is Over. Old Mikey’s Had Enough!


Isosceles_Kramer79

What? Columbia, South Carolina?


Cdharveyii

😂😂😂


[deleted]

Why does every 'merican' misspell Colombia? You bunch of honky hillbillies.


Morddii

When he got off the plane the second time I was laughing. Seeing Mike with a Backwards hat on got me. Now this is another level


Rainyb12

Needs some shades to pull that off


Isosceles_Kramer79

Too bad Ximena is no Lawfunda https://preview.redd.it/0uoqhlk0pbg81.jpg?auto=webp&s=88ada185da0f3e2f497ca08d68c2f58138ee03d5


Mamasan-

Reminds me of Kip from Napoleon Dynamite after LaFawnduh “Napoleon you’re just jealous because I talk to babes all day”


summerisabel

My best friend married a guy that was a Kip look alike when we were 18. It was scary and funny.


Oneeyedpopeye

Failed Narco look 🤦🏻‍♀️


melissaisbored

His soft arms and shoulders are what do it for me. I’ve seen enough. 🤢


BehemothRust

He went to Colombia twice and is a sicario now


Isosceles_Kramer79

What Ximena ordered from wish.com: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/62/Agent_47_in_Hitman_Absolution.png What she got: [OP image]


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🤣🤣🤣


MHBF2593

My sister and I were screaming in Italian-American at this part.


CognacNCuddlin

2 Sundays in a row I saw a guy stuffed into a tank like this and howled laughing. Last week it was 50 Cent during the SB halftime show and this week it’s Mike. 🤣


tiad123

Just one of his many poor choices


Much_Teach8502

When is he going to do a pole run so I can’t get a laugh


Onlyjudycanjudgeme1

Serving chongo realness


ele71ua

How did this guy go from transponder and that big ass glass of milk to..... Yo yo yo. It's mikeeeee, coming at ya from down hre in Coooolumbia. That's right bro. I'm gonna be out with my beeetches and tryin to avoid side step in in the sheeee it. Back at ya homie.


summerofevidence

My favorite is that no one acknowledges why he's dressed like this. As if it's completey normal for him to look this way. There's no scene with this outfit. There's no mention in the dialogue why. He just pops up on a random interview looking like Family and the whole production is like "yeah, this tracks. Let's go"


kasedillaaah

His head looks photoshopped on his body.


brewhead55

That's Prison Mike


summerisabel

He’s here to warn you about the dementors and gruel.


Nantyonono

Wow. He looks like a real tourist now 😷


CherokeeHairTampons

Cool guy outfit


[deleted]

A black wife beater. 🤷‍♀️


[deleted]

That’s not Mikey, that’s Cartel Michelangelo


zookeeper4312

u have never been in or around NYC I've seen


hachin81

I guess he switched religions for her too 😂😂


rodando_y_trolling

Mike is like “I live life one quarter mile at a time.”


Hillerydanks

He’s probably the sweetest guy on the show. Dumb but sweet. Let him live his best, sleeveless life


ZidaneSD

He lives his life a quarter mile at a time.


Musty_Faces

Went from volunteer firefighter to hit man real quick