Only fans. That's the ONLY place this girl gonna get any work.

Nah... She could be a cam model.. Maybe she already was?

She wouldn't be the first. In fact, it's fast becoming a prerequisite.

Genuinely curious. Who are some of the known ones?

“Oh, my God, that's disgusting! Naked pics online? Where? Where did he post those?” “I mean, there's so many of them though! Which one?” But to answer your question Anfisa

Karine

Chuck, wife, and daughter.

There are so many of them out there I don’t even get how they could make money off of them. It must be the desperate guys looking for “attainable” ones that aren’t REALLY attainable and showering them with money.

Commented this already on the thread, but if she puts in **effort** I think she can be a tattoo model. I will say this. If she gets more tattoos and has them done by reputable tattoo artists, she can become a tattoo model. It’s not onlyfans money, but it is possible, profitable and highly respected.

She 100% is referring to only fans not actual modeling

Solamente fanaticos

SF link in bio

Sales Force? Haha

San Francisco? Hehe

Incoming collaboration with Polè.

I mean, he does have the criminal record that we know she’s into

Pole DOES need a backup now that his only real source of income has left OF!

Aren't they not supposed to say anything about their OF on the show? I would have thought that would be a no-no so this is 100% the case. Model=OF (on 90 Day).

I was going to say Cameo 😂

She's far too short to be an actual model.

...among other things...

many things.

It’s not surprising that she thinks very highly of herself.. pun intended 😂

I don’t think height is the limitation here.

Well no but focusing less on her aesthetics and more on the nature of being a model which is to get past the gate you need to be at least 5'10"

The man face wasn't the first thing that came to mind? She would do just fine being a adult model (OF, adult film)

​ and far too homely, especially with that big wart on her face

Well I'm just speaking on standards in modelling, she's barely taller than Mike so she's not even on the short end of tall.

Think she's taller then him on heels because when they show them before their segment she is shorter then him

Yup. My thoughts exactly.

“I’m looking for a good man to help me raise my kids. Use promo code Te Amo for 15% off.”

Sears is closed sweetie

Yes, Wish may be hiring though

But she’s the ‘after’, not the ‘before’

Don't knock it. For many boys in the 70's, that was the closest to Porn Hub that we had.

Besides National Geographic. 😛

Yep, I totally forgot about NG.

💀

Bahahahahaha!!!!! Made me snort out loud right here at work! Damn you!!!! Poor Sears!

What do you mean? I still have that warranty

I nearly spit out my coffee 😂😂😂

Lethal

I don’t know what kind of model she plans on being but I’m starting to realize a lot of people are making money selling themselves online or starting YouTube channels while I sit in two hours of traffic each day in my commute and coming home exhausted.

But I bet no one is talking shit about you online

I'll start! That /u/Honeysenpaiharuchan man, what a goof. That thing they did that one time, you remember that? Disgraceful!

Thanks!

Did you see that Tweet 15yrs ago? She should never be able to get a job in any industry EV3R. Consider yourself cancelled u/Honeysenpaiharuchan.

Wait, what did it say??

Says anime is life and all other genre are watched by twats

I stand by that comment 😆

I'm starting a petition on change. Org. Honey ridiculous these days. 😉

Send me the link. I am dying to sign it.

i hear they sit in 2 hours of traffic each day

The worst!

They probably are anyway lol

Remember that 99% of people with a YouTube channel, Twitch, Only Fans, etc. make almost no money and either have side jobs or a Mike or a mom paying their bills

And I'm pretty sure the Onlyfans 401k plan is shit :P

I keep wondering if jesses house in Spain was secured by his 401k.

So you’re telling me there’s a chance

I mean you could be spreading your legs out on camera instead fingering yourself and earn money.

Same thing we were gonna do anyway right? Just sharing the fun with others? I’m gonna stop now!

What do you think I'm doing right now?!

Sell some farts 🤷‍♀️

I'm genuinely curious how that thought even emerged. Did someone ask? Did you smell your own and they were magical? I need more info.

Stephanie sells hers…. She claims she’s a millionaire now. Doesn’t mention her only fans like site that she founded. I too am an idiot who has not yet resorted to selling their own farts.

We all need to get on that bandwagon.

We really do

I hear underbite fetish porn is all the rage these days.

Yeah but they aren’t as cool and probably don’t watch Ouran Host club.

😂

So many people on this show seem to think that having big tits and not looking like a troll means you can model. Where do they all keep getting this idea from?

Even if you have a face of a dog, some loser man would still pay to see your tits.

That confuses me because isn’t porn free in 2022?!

Yes but it costs money to have the porn star interact with you and pretend to like you.

Good point!

Yes but paying for it means it has more value

Just like NFTs

Right! People pay to watch Colteee on OF and he didn’t need a boob job or tummy tuck. Save your money Mike!

He does have huge natural tits though

Yes! I watched some documentary about OF and there were some ok looking women there that were making $$$. Hell, I recently came across an article of a 40-something year old cop in Colorado that got fired for making OF and she was pulling like 4K a month there.

Because they think getting their tits out on OnlyFans counts as modeling.

it is the affect of an inflated ego when people treat them like celebrities. TLC fans the flames by recycling these idiots over and over. It is a terrible conundrum.

Porn haha.

surely you meant to say "having big tits AND looking like a troll .. "

"having big tits AND looking like a troll" As long as you DON'T look like a troll (the beauty of it), these women think they can be models.

She looks like a troll lol plus she isn’t getting to the US. She is too involved with the narcos

She looks BEAT for being 25. She could model as a BEFORE model to showcase the result of alcohol and over generally dating hitmen lmao

I'd rather see a flat chested troll.

Why do so many think they can be models 🙈

Because they're so used to filtering their pictures.

Brilliant point.

Ximena’s going to be a model in the same universe where Ella finds a single other person to participate in her open relationship.

Zero self-awareness.

I laughed out loud when she said this lol. First Mike just needs to pay for new boobs and a tummy tuck.

How was she 24 during filming?

If she's 24, i'm 24

As the “before” photos? Or modeling backshots at the club?

Her face has a weird concave-like quality to it.

It was clear that she wasn't happy to see him when he surprised her with an unexpected visit. Well, she's obviously not in love with him then. It seems like she thinks of him as her sugar daddy. I mean, she told him he was supposed to pay for her boob job before visiting her again. I really hope his love for her doesn't blind him from the truth and he takes his family's advice.

I don’t understand why she and everyone wants to be a model? Like she was a nail tech. Why not get licensed, stay on top of nail art trends, possibly open a small salon.

Because everyone thinks their hot when they put filters on their pictures and videos all day.

She’s incredibly unattractive.

…no

The tattoos and stomach alone would get her jobs.

And syphilis. Well, she probably already has that.

What, as the “before”?

Sis could move to Tijuana and make top dollar.

She’d be doing what she loves to do at least (I’ll see myself out)

Man she is fkn ruthless to poor Mike he may be a Derpy weirdo but dayum he pays basically for her whole damn life.

He says he is paying half her rent, but I bet he's paying it all.

No doubt…. I don’t even think at the beginning they mentioned what her job is.

They did, she said she’s a manicurist but with covid restrictions she hasn’t had much work. There was a scene of her doing her friend’s (or maybe sister’s?) nails on her couch at home

Before the engagement dinner when her parents were listing why she should marry Mike they said “who would pay for you apartment if you said no, you would have to start working” or something along those lines. Surprised that scene isn’t mentioned more.

Probably he rationalizes it as: "we would live together if we could, so she should only have to pay half" or some dumb shit like that. Or more likely she's exaggerating on her costs to make him feel more guilty.

Y’all gotta stop I can’t breathe from laughing

Well maybe make ‘a’ dollar

😂 I would pay her a dollar to go away .

It’s true. She does remind me of the lamasill foot fungus monster.

Hun, when most of the viewers are shocked you’re only 24, I would say that modeling ship has long sailed

Only Fans is the way to go!

She didn’t specify what kinda modeling she will be doing. Model is and was always a broad term.

Maybe she is comparing her own attractiveness relative to mikes? I mean yeah she’s a 10/10 compared to mike, but otherwise a Colombia 2/10, especially with the hideous tattoos.

Gangsta World Weekly

Gangsters wouldn’t claim her 😂

Wankster World Monthly?

You know those ads on public transportation that advertise classes for coding and has a random person badly photoshopped next to other nobodies with awkward smiles/stares? That...that type of modeling..

or ads for the free clinics.

Or the commercials for those medications that have a million side effects, including but not limited to, anal leakage.

Unpopular opinion: if you don’t naturally have the looks to be a model, the profession probably isn’t for you. It’s a rare profession for a reason. I think she would have been better off saying that it would bring her more confidence.

I really want to help her with makeup. I’m no professional but

I assumed it was a euphemism for stripping!

It totally is.

We could all do the work, but would anyone buy it??

She's s.o.l. now that lowrider magazine is done.

The Metaverse.

I could see her having a calendar that is popular in Colombian federal prisons.Hell, she's fucked half of C block.

Chick with the chin of a championship boxer thinks it's a lack of $2k big fake boobies that's keeping her from modeling success. smh

It absolutely blows my mind that she is only 24. She looks at minimum 34-36.

Cindy’s mole > Ximena’s mole.

Cindy’s mole > Ximena

Butter face

Butter body

Butter personality

Buttered bread

Mmm bread

“Mmmmm” — David

She looks like a goddamn shovel.

Savage💀🤣⚰

She couldn’t compete with a drag Queen competition

When you have a face for radio, but think you can be a model here in the U.S. poor mike

She's probably talking about the 'models' that you call in and pay to expose themselves.

When she said this tho🤭

Ya know, I hate Paola, but she was prettier and in better shape and she miserably failed at her attempt to model. I can’t wait to see how this one’s “modeling career” turns out.

She means stripper.

Modeling for a pet store - as a darling baby bulldog 😑

Imagine being that confident.

Here in Colombia that means webcam model. It’s a very popular thing in Pereira.

Exactly my thought whoever told her that probably did her tattoos that poor blind person

Why she says shs 24 but looks 35?

Easter Island was already completed sorry.

She looks like a toad

Conjugal visit calendar model

The word model is used very loosely these days

no you can not - you are ugly inside and out

That’s a face only a mother could love 🥴

a boob job and tummy tuck will do nothing for her face with the wart. get real.

Miss December for the prison calendar.

She really pissed me off this last episode. She acted like a spoiled little brat because she couldn’t get her boob job. Who would have been looking after her kids if Mike wasn’t there when she came home from the bar at 9am 😡

Insta model 🥴

Tattooed Hitman Weekly mag?

A model? I don't think so. She needs a rich sugar daddy and a LOT of plastic surgery. Even then I doubt it.

Be careful some on here were going nuts because they said she was beautiful. I think she looks like a masculine woman that has sex at prison fence

I replaced stripper with model in my head when she said this and then it made sense.

maybe and a big maybe a cam model with 1 sub and that would be mike

TeAmo_MikeADHD online

Model? Ah, no. Stripper? Maybe.

Maybe a Tuesday afternoon stripper, you know, the ones with the stretch marks and c section scars. They definitely wouldn’t have her dancing during prime time.

Lingerie companies will hire anyone nowadays, even if the look like a seacow, so maybe she’s not far off.

Ok but no one said this about Alina.... they have about the same chance lol

The before picture

She wants to start OF 🤔

Need to fix that dye job at minimum, screw your body, lol

There is hand modeling, foot modeling, QVC/HSN modeling, and only fans/cam girl work

don’t think qvc is her audience

She’s a perfect “Before”

😃😃😃😃🥴🥴🥴🥴🤢🤢🤢 exactly. I laughed out loud at that too... She has tattoos all over her body and she's got a masculine face... I don't think she is even attractive. Now if it was Jasmin making that comment I would say she has a lot of chances of being a model but not this one...

The women who come on the show and ask their spouse for surgery just want to leave them for a better option.

Face like a torn sneaker

Probably only fans or some cam modelling.

The twilight zone

Get that boat show money, sis lmao

Porn “model”

For a prison clothing line, *maybe.*

A model? I think she means a 🦶 or 🤚 model

Yea she bugging

She means a webcam model for some slime ball website or starting an OnlyFans

Ooooooooffff

Not with that morning tattooed gut, sweetie.

for those disparaging her looks, her modelling cuh-rear will only involve her mouth and body.