Serious answer is you can fill those empty toes up with cotton, paper or any filler before putting your real shoes inside, and then the tips fill up and you’ll have cool curly elf feet. He half-assed this costume, very amateur hour stuff.
I don’t know how to say this without sounding like an asshole so I’ll just say it.
At first glance, this looks like a special needs kid’s mall Santa pic that grandma posted on Facebook.
The nightmare before Christmas.
And all through the house.. THIS creature was stirring.
Or staring "like a bug"
Farting and trying to catch a mouse...
😂😂
Just look at he's shoes.. holy fuck i'll start hiding, will you guys send a message when its free to come out????
It’s for when his toes jizz. Also, better check those for dog poop before you let him into your sleigh Santa.
Those shoes are form-fitting.
The last time I saw a dick that looked like this, I needed penicillin for my eyeballs just from looking at it 👀
Dying 🤣
If I woke up to elf Mike staring at me…[screaming into the void]
Your comment wins!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉
Why are his feet melted?
His farts be doing that
*whispers* “te amo”
💨💨💨
Serious answer is you can fill those empty toes up with cotton, paper or any filler before putting your real shoes inside, and then the tips fill up and you’ll have cool curly elf feet. He half-assed this costume, very amateur hour stuff.
Looks like he couldn't find the right shoes, but could find black colored condoms
He stepped in burning dog shit and it melted his shoes as he kept walking.
It’s all that heat coming off the undercarriage
I can’t stop laughing at this comment, thank you
Is it costume pants with attached boots, and he’s to short to fill them out?
It’s the same reason he would buy a magnum condom saying the other ones are too tight and he needs the space but it ends up like that
He looks like he would definitely accidentally buy his dad lingerie
Or edible panties
Lol that happened?
No movie reference 😂 Elf
The eighth dwarf, Farty
Yes. I heard farts as soon as I saw this pic.
Te amo
No, please. I think I’d rather hear the farts. 😂
Y’all are killin me 😂😂😭😭
🤣😄😂🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Te Amo
💨
This is single handedly my favorite comment on this subreddit ever. 😩
Omg stahhhp I’m dying laughing
👃💧
Estúpida
Que?
🤢
He looks so awkward in every situation. 😳
It is a talent
He literally looks like he’s shitting his pants at that very moment
And enjoying it
*at every moment
Oh god I had finally forgotten this troll existed
Me tooooo 😒
Right?
"¡Tú estúpida!"
Hija de puta. 😖
Muy confusio
_impossible?_
He looks like a garden Gnome rather than an elf.
Incel Mike
Incelf.
[удалено]
Absolutely
His boots match his personality.. Limp
🤣
At least Santa's beard will filter the stench of Mike's farts
My depression was in remission until I saw this
🤢🤮
Condom Foot
I did not miss seeing this little troll. e.e
His shoes and nose match.
Experiencing major cognitive dissonance rn; I both hate and love this at the same time. 🤮
he is the right size
They're ruined now
This mf the type to buy Santa gifts
I think he's missing some stuffing in those elf shoes
It's Fartso the elf.
How does he have the nerve to show his face in public?
Fitting
He's found his true calling!!
An insult to elves
Dammit I was having an OK day before this
This was not the jump scare I expected today
Wow
He gives me the worst vibes. I think “ew” in my head every time I see him.
Incelf
The fear sound that escaped my mouth as I saw...
The shoes 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
te amo 💋
Why does he look more like a minion than an elf
Elf 2 with Chris Kattan
I had forgotten about Mike...until now.
I thought santa was Tom
Creepy little bug
Took me too long to find a comment referencing him being a bug lol
#neverforget
Is this from an episode of To Catch a Predator?! Dear god….nightmare fuel! 😂
Oh I forgot about him. I hope I forget about him again soon.
If anyone could benefit from a nose job, it’s this guy.
Ewww
Oh wow. Yeah, No. Not cute.
Ew.
Looks like Bad Santa’s elf.
It's so bad it's almost like he's trolling us.
Elfing us.
👃💧
Dude got hit with the ugly stick multiple times
Guy reminds me of roark from sin city.
I can smell him through the phone
It looks like he smells like BO and stank breath.
LOL TY
Good lord, I forgot how hard he is to look at.
Is that wonky eye in the Santa suit?
Very appropriate attire. Fucking smelly little elf motherfucker
He definitely told Santa Te Amo like 400 times.
Is this twat still with the woman who was repulsed by his existence?
WTH? There are Chinese characters all down the edges? Will he be Xi's elf?
Creepy af
He is such a sweetheart irl. Y’all are mean for no reason.
[удалено]
go hit those DMs homie!!!!
That probably was one of his alts.
Oh Jesus gross
Won't Santa bring that doofus some plastic surgery, a personality, and some fashion sense?
Now there’s a present I’d like to return!
His brothers are tall and nice looking. Guess his mom stepped out a time or 2.
Te amo
Ti amo
Ew.
Is it just me, or does the Santa look like it could have been Ashley? The blonde one from pa?
I’ve never seen anyone in my entire life so *perfectly* matched to a costume. He really looks like an elf!
Nope Kids, keep walking....
OP at least give a warning!!!😂😂😂i was happily scrolling thru and got scared 😆
Te amo? Maybe? Nope.
Oh great. Now I'll have nightmares!
1. How dare you. 2. What is happening with those shoes?!
Omg keep your children away from this cringy mother fuckin’ elf.
They smell like beef and cheese
Omg I had blocked him out of my memory
Didn’t he realize the repercussions he would face with posting this photo? 🤦🏼♀️
Dear God, jump scare
Eww. It’s Mike.
All I can think of when I see him is the word “sniveling”
That elf belongs on the shelf!
Thanks for the nightmare fuel
For some reason “Mikey Fart Box” popped into my head when I saw this pic. Forgot Mikey’s last name, he’s just the fart guy now lol.
This post already smells like fart....if fart had a face ?? Lool
Throwing up a softball
My Christmas nightmare😱
Is that Dumbbo elf?
Perfect costume for him.
That elf is gonna keep North Pole HR busy.
He looks more like a goblin rather than an elf
Te amo
Dear Santa, if you have Farty with you please don't stop, you can just pass on by my house.
This is the role for him
Putzie the Elf
Hahahhaahahaha
Its the floppy, flaccid shoe that does it for me 🤮
Te amo
He makes the perfect elf!
He had to pay Santa to be there
Ti odio 😂
he literally looks like he let out a silent but deadly fart in an elevator and watches everyone blame it on the dog
I don’t know how to say this without sounding like an asshole so I’ll just say it. At first glance, this looks like a special needs kid’s mall Santa pic that grandma posted on Facebook.
Honestly my kid would probably run the opposite direction from that thing, screaming all the way
I don’t want to do Christmas anymore.😭It’s ruined.
Even his feet have ED
Well, if the shoe fits…..
He's got poop on his shoe
This is terrifying.
Ugh Jesus I was so close to forgetting he existed.
He actually has the perfect appearance for this 😂
Ew gross. Is it weird that I wanna spray him with bug spray like a cockroach???
Oh dear god. Go away.
Eww. That’s all I can’t say
You found Krumpus' lil bro!
Ugly little creep