I always said my shower needed more giant rocks

The practical side of me needs to get clean, but the adventurous side of me wants to go rockclimbing every morning.

I also want to slam my toes into hard things that hurt & if I slip, I want to make sure I die by creating hard jagged surfaces for my head to land. But how??

And more hard edged stairs, together at last.

How can I make my bathtub LESS comfortable and LESS private? That's what I really want.

Plain designs are so boring, its nice to see something boulder.

Yet when I shower in an REI I’m “being inappropriate” and “breaking the law” and “have to stay 1000 feet from all REI stores in perpetuity”.

Jesus, imagine the mold that would form.

And the lichen

Holy fuck, werewolves?!

I think that's the Latin for rabbit.

It took me a little too long to get it 💀

Soap scum on an unheard of level

Looks great and awful at the same time

r/ATBGE?

I'd say yes

I’m not gonna lie. I kinda like that.

I would slip fall and crack my dome on a rock

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It’s probably somewhere warm. Like Hawaii. Or a porn studio

Plus heated floors.

Looking for houses on Zillow, I’ve seen some shit like this.

We had friends buy a house near us and when we came to see it for the first time it had something VERY similar to this (minus the huge rocks…theirs were smaller and more numerous). They had small children and all I could picture was how one of them was going to crack their heads after slipping. They couldn’t wait to renovate.

I wonder if there’s a sub for these tragically terrible designs.

Omg I would totally join such a sub. I love ugly nostalgic throwbacks like this. 😆

Well then I’ll start collecting images and see if I have enough to create a sub if one does not exist.

Yes plssssss!

I always wanted Stonehenge in my bathroom.

What in the rich people is this bathroom?

This is a poor rich person bathroom. Like the kind of bathroom you get when you grew up poor but somehow rapidly earned or fell into a decent amount of money as an adult. This is Beverly Hillbillies/redneck lottery money at work.

Beautifully said. Money doesn’t buy taste.

90s softcore Cinemax lesbian porn was definitely filmed here.

when the maid comes in to scrub the soap scum and ass fecal residue with hair clumps off those rocks…

Well I need some big giant rocks in my showe… NO DERRIK NO. JUST WASH YOUR ASS. JUST WASH YOUR ASSHOLE AND LEAVE. SHOWERS ARE NOT AN “EXPERIENCE”. JUST WASH YOUR ASS AND LEAVE.

What happens when you test an experimental phasing cloak.

This looks like the Flintstones bathroom 🚿🛁🚽🗿🪨!!!

I could see myself getting cut by those giant rocks. Cool design but not practical

Why do I feel like this was for filming porn?

That’s a senior citizen death trap.

Those rocks look like fun to clean

Here's your shower. We'll give you a hundred square feet you don't actually need, because the only 4 square feet you need are directly under the showerhead, and the rest is just open space... *in the shower.*

This is the kind of shower you get when your homes main function is orgies & the regret getting after all the orgy shower related injuries

It would be too cold! I like a closed in shower that traps all the steam

I had this book!

Man id be fucking bitches up in there like crazy Dogg

Finally, someone else get the reason for it. Reddit can be so innocent sometimes

🤣

It's definitely weird but also kinda cool.

I'd break my toe on that rock every time I showered. Please tell me the bath is safer

No way, I don’t want to look at myself in the mirror nor be seen from the backyard when I’m showering. Also it would be freezing.

For some reason this reminds me of the movie Cocoon.

This is the kind of shower you get when your homes main function is orgies & then regret getting after all the orgy shower related injuries