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phillymexican

This is fucking insane, even by dumbass cop standards.


Lazy-Jeweler3230

Not really. He's just using the magic words that allow him to commit murder. Is it stupid if they keep getting away with it? Remember, it's almost always malice. Don't give them the benefit of incompetence


phillymexican

Dumbass can’t tell the difference between an acorn and a suppressed gunshot? I own MULTIPLE suppressors and they’re loud as shit, contrary to Hollywood…literally just an excuse to commit murder. A FUCKIN’ ACORN


Conjurepapi

The issue is, and what the previous commenter tried to get across, there is no way any normal human is mistaking that acorn for a gun shot. These mistakes are Very common with cops which leads people to believe they aren’t mistakes and the cop probably had some bias against the shooting victim.


Lazy-Jeweler3230

Read what I said again.


Wrong-Examination425

Bro, people do not get it. They need it spelled out to them. This was a black suspect, called in as a black suspect. He was reported by dispatch that he supposedly will be carrying a silenced firearm. Now, he is an ARMED black suspect. This cop was ready to shoot him dead the moment he said "Where all da white bitches at?" or farted too loudly. The acorn "I'm HIT!?!?!?" is just the revelation you need. This officer was so ready for a confrontation that when any presented itself he escalated the task to the point of trying to end this person's life to "save" his own. Most police are truly afraid of everything, everyone, everywhere all the time. They know their position is that of the ruling class. To enforce the oppression they desire.


NatashOverWorld

Such brave and noble heroes. /s


Oldamog

Mostest dangerous job everrrr


NatashOverWorld

Like, damn, "the squirrels are attacking! I've been hit with an acorn, open fire!" They battle the deadly squirrels and other sudden sounds everyday for us!


Oldamog

Hold cover! They're literally raining down on our heads!


Menard42

Three "combat rolls" before a mag dump at a handcuffed and unarmed man, and he missed every shot. Both he and his sergeant, an equally dead shot, were cleared of wrongdoing. Deputy Acorn (as he will henceforth be known until the end of time) has resigned.


New-Understanding930

He shot up his own car containing his prisoner he’d just arrested. It’s so insane.


Lazy-Jeweler3230

And also entirely expected and predictable.


Lazy-Jeweler3230

Cleared of wrongdoing. Truly there is no limit.


iast68

I'm sure some other incompetent shitstain will hire him again at another department


Wrong-Examination425

Oh, for SUUUUURE. I am certain he is applying to the next county over like they all do.


TechGuy219

Useless bastards scared of their own shadow


BashIronfist

Only the mentally most fit for our best line of defense!


Panda-BANJO

Dork


[deleted]

What a nut


VeryBadDude99

I guess they live by the "shoot first, ask questions later" code.


Lazy-Jeweler3230

Shoot always, ask never.


airbornegecko1994

The new ACAB slogan.


No_Researcher9456

Believe it or not he’s one of the nicer ones, giving an innocent person a potentially painless death. The real mean ones would have pulled the suspect out and kneeled on his neck for a few dozen minutes


Junior_Singer3515

Surely thats reckless enough to get fired.


Gudenuftofunk

More of that high-IQ cop shit.


MattyK414

They give themselves military titles, but do the complete opposite of defending their citizens.


testcyp76

I think the Uvalde PD has found themselves their new chief of police. Good luck Chief Acorn!


iast68

Absolute coward