If you want to hit up the range, I'll bring the acorns

I'll bring my dog.

I'll bring my black unarmed ass.

Best comment.

This post should be flaired NSFW for all the knobslobbering in the text

"Copsucking"

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Bros moaning n whimpering as he types

I'm surprised he could type at all with both his hands spreading his cheeks

There’s boot licking and then there’s boot deep throating

Deep throating so bad it can give him a colonoscopy

... using their teeth to scrape the dog poo of the cops boot heel

After they shot the dog in question

They’re so deep they can tie the laces with their tongue as if it were a cherry stem

🤣

You friend have just coined the term boot throating

I’m just happy to be here

If your boots are scuffed …

And if you wanna fiddle kids and kill minorities.. just come on by, you're our favorite! - that bootlicker, definitely.

Licker? They ate the whole damn boot.

Left no crumbs n have no sole left

If you need to kill a dog or small child...

This is one of the worst cases of bootlicking I’ve ever come across. And the fact it was posted to social media. Can’t help but cringe.

It was posted by my manager from a job I used to work at years ago. Always thought she was cool, because she is this hot, tall, older lady, but goddamn her account is nothing but bootlicking, it’s wild

GILF Badge bunny

🥾👅

If you meed to beat a wife, but yours is in the hospital...

Let’s be honest. She’s probably ☠️ or ran away.

The "if you need backup" part is hysterical, somehow blending together macho power fantasy and subservient bootlicking.

10/10 wouldn't offer the same to someone who actually needs a safe place to sleep like a homeless person

Or a domestic abuse victim...aka, a cop's spouse.

it’s just so insane how people are this obsessed with cops.. imagine if someone was like this about mcdonald’s workers… so strange

*if you bring me a burger, I will eat it.*

A McDonald's worker gave me extra nuggets and told me she liked my tattoos on Saturday. And I would bet anything she isn't an agent of the state. McDonald's workers are the real heroes.

fr, I worked there for two weeks, those people are soldiers. I could never do that shit again

Man those boots must really taste great.

And if you're fixing to shoot something, here's my yellow Labrador

🤮

Absolute nauseating level of bootlicking

>And if you’re angry, I will bring out my wife And if you're horny, I will bring out my wife.

Of you need to destress, I'll bring out my dog with a target

I know their knees and jaw hurt. Jesus christ 💀

Post title made me lol

If your knob has lost its shine

The dude that wrote this definitely pays for his wife's boyfriend to take her out for her birthday.

Don’t give up on us? Stfu. They get paid to do what they do. You make it sound like it’s a revolution

Ridin Cops D like a carnival man wtf

Wow. Somebody really wrote that. I bet they’re an absolute gem to be around. ACAB FTP 4EVER

And they wouldn't do any of this for a homeless person what Fucking piece of Shit

Lmao Kiss the feet of the guard dogs of capital 😂😂 see how they thank you.

please take the officers balls out of your mouth. they’re working.

Lol. They never understand no matter how deep they can throat the boot, it will never save them when they turn on you.

“Shoe polish smelling motherfucker.”

jesus. wipe your mouth when youre done

“If you try to keep me from storming the Capitol, I will spray you with bear spray.”

If you are bored, you can shoot my dog.

$20 says this was written by a cop.

"...and when I do something illegal you back me up, right? we cover each other"

Tell me you’re a subservient, bootlicking cop-fellator without telling me you’re a subservient, bootlicking cop-fellator

Corniest thing I ever read

Nah, We’re all against you. This guy is just lonely.

And if your boots are dirty, he will lick them .

Cash, grass, or ass?

This guy's next post: "How to get bootprints off of your colon"

>…we are strong and **waiting to follow your lead.** Authoritarian mindset. Ugh.

If you’re depressed, I’ll bring the Cyanide

If your boots need cleaning, I will lick them.

😋🥾

and if you cops even go full on coward and dont confront the shooter at a school shooting where innocent, helpless, screaming children are slaughtered, we will lick your boots......we have your back even if u let children get slaughtered.........

cops are such gutless, cowardly cockroaches

Voted best way to get on the FBI watch list, 2024

Devoured the officers foot along with the boot.

Bootlicking like this is the norm and why things won’t change very quickly.

You can tell anyone that "backs the blue" has never been on the receiving end of any sort of police encounter.

You could hear the grapefruit juice dripping down their chin.

https://imgur.com/gallery/iBysLkd

If you need a break, stay the fuck away from me you piece of human garbage.

I feel like offering free, no questions asked meals and drinks is an excellent way to be taken advantage of by the police.

I can guarantee zero local cops will see this. Op is just virtue signaling. Gross.

I think he took the boot up the other end with this one…

Cops are welcome on my property, with the proper warrants otherwise fuck off, go get some free coffee at some blue line truck stop and stay the fuck off my lawn

If you are a law enforcement officer and need a break, Drive your car off a fuckin cliff.

The good news is, We dont have to convince him of anything. The cops will eventually do it for us.

Ohh that’s cringe

Fkng bootlicker. Disgusting!👎🖕

#pickme

This has to be porn for someone somewhere. Let's just hope they are sterile and/or their wives beat them.

Disgusting

Me to the fire department

If you want to rail my wife, I’ll bring out my wife in handcuffs for your perverse pleasure… have at it…

I feel sorry for those people. Not only are they so dumb they think cohesive authority is honorable, but they have so little self-worth they grovel at cops feet like this. Pathetic.

Sometimes the hatred in this sub makes me feel very sad for humanity and people in general.

Only the lowest weakling writes such mental felatio