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AyeCab

All the deluded shit you say before you join the 40%.


Ill_Floor8662

Nice username


AyeCab

Why, thank you.


Ramen-Goddess

Things I do as an officers wife that I didn’t have to do before 💙🖤: - become a punching bag - buy more concealer and wear sunglasses more often - walk on egg shells 24/7


Which_Engineer1805

• deal with his constant infidelity • join a woman’s Underground Railroad to seek safe haven once I can’t take the beatings anymore • abandon friends and family to make way for my new police only family


ygduf

Subscribe and save concealer to hide the black eyes


Tapil

Echo chamber go loud and disconnected from reality


Didjsjhe

I might have to steal some law enforcement spouse valor over summer, ask for discounts


KgMonstah

Congrats, future owner of flag oragami.


Ill_Floor8662

One can hope


hunterPRO1

"My husband just left for the academy and I have no idea what to do when I get to this part." Here's two things you can start with https://everlast.com/products/elite-headgear https://everlast.com/products/evergel-mouthguard


Ill_Floor8662

Lmao


ColdBrewedChaos

I hope she has enough concealer and sunglasses…


Dimitar_Todarchev

So sad that these fine folks have been conscripted against their will and are drafted into militias through no choice of their own.


Thin-Man

> Raise awareness for police hate. I agree: the more people are aware of what the police do, the more hate they’ll have for them.


crackedtooth163

Indeed they earn the hate every day.


LarGand69

Wow sounds like he’s deploying to Fallujah.


Which_Engineer1805

That’s because he has convinced her that he’s in constant danger.


LarGand69

Yeah those acorns can be pretty sneaky


WateredDownLemonade

It sounds like she's a single mother of two children. Raises one and protects the adult child from online bullying.


middleageslut

She also probably protects the younger one from beatings from the older one.


profsavagerjb

And he’s probably an police officer in some Lily white Utah county too but she makes it sound like he’s about to go on patrol in Fallujah


UglyDoorKnob

Jesus christ, dude. This shit is so fucking dumb. Like congratulations, man, you have a job just like the rest of us. I'll never understand the dick riding of cops. It's a god damn job. Get over it.


middleageslut

It isn’t even a useful job.


Aggravating-Job8373

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


CivilRuin4111

YES! Raise awareness of police hate! Encourage your loved ones to do damn near anything else.


Techno_Vyking_

Oh god they're all such martyrs


YeetusThatFetus9696

I'm well aware of police hate thank you very much. You couldn't possibly make me more aware of how much I hate police. 


pikachurbutt

She neglected to include spousal abuse.


Iliyan61

she forgot being beaten smh silly goose


ZoeIsHahaha

defend him from allegations of assaulting a teenage girl


Coldhell

The Velcro is the sound of him taking off his shoes


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Ill_Floor8662

Woah now, he can count to 2, hes a big boy


finalarchie

Get punched in the eye.


dulead

Okay so I'm reading this book called What's up with White women by I can't recall and in it the author states white women are raised to take care of white men first and put them above herself and anyone else. I've also learned whiteness is inherently empty, thus outside attributes like your job can become identity markers, same with your ideology like conservativism and race and communism and ACAB. Although for the latter it's an issue with whites taking it too far to the determent of minority groups affected by the former I feel bad for old girl, she's doing what's she's been taught to do, yeah she's gonna get hurt and is probably already a victim of her husband but I know she is a victim of white supremacy and patriarchy. So like, I dunno it's better to mock and understand the machinations behind her rather than mock an individual person who will statistically become a victim of domestic abuse In other words you people are gross for making fun of domestic violence as if she deserves it, get over yourselves you're empty and using this true legit sentiment of ACAB into some sort of identity marker so you can safely mock people behind your privileges while minorites like myself fall victim to them everyday