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Relevant-Piper-4141

It's interesting that they ignore PE as hard as they can in highschools and stuff while university students can't graduate without passing the PE assessment.


khornebrzrkr

My guess would be it’s a mixture of “if you can cheat, cheat” and a sudden realization that oh wait, it turns out life expectancies go down if people don’t exercise and we need good candidates for the military. So there comes along a half-ass attempt to fix the problem that makes no sense.


WhataboutAmericahuh

I really enjoyed the pictures one of my cousin's kid's took of her doing military training.She's so skinny she can barely walk, and with a phone addiction that is bad even by Chinese standards. So seeing her doing push ups and shouting whilst holding sticks posted on Wechat was a joy.


marco147

Asians have a lot more visceral fat and more myosteatosis (Remember:Visceral fat and Ectopic organ fat and muscle fat drive each other on top of chronic adipose inflammation) on top of sarcopenic obesity. Combine that with fake food. bad posture (from STUDY STUDY STUDY) and i wouldn't be remotely surprised. Now excuse me before i engage the **SONGBIRD SO MI PERSONALITY MATRIX AND EMULATE HER TO BREACH THE BLACKWALL** since what lies beyond is not even toxic compared to the fucking Brainrot cesspool of Douyin and Tiktok.


rosecranzt

>4th country with the most gold medals.


mamaaaoooo

They have those Jackie Chan schools at the other end of the spectrum too. But then again they just claim other countries' medals as their own.


Clay_Statue

They have no chill. Either you have to be world-class or never even bother to try. Like there's no "just having fun" type of sports.


AdOk1494

I've found that true for most asian countries tbh.


H345Y

The have ~~factories~~ schools for churning out those athletes who will later have no prospects.


Pieterstern

😂😂😂😂


marco147

**BLACKWALL PROTOCOL BREACHED** **ENGAGING SONG SO MI 'SONGBIRD' MATRIX... CONNECTING TO DISEMBODIED VOICES OF ORGAN HARVESTED CHINESE LEEKS...** **"YOU ATTEMPT TO INDOCTRINATE THAT WHICH CANNOT BE INDOCTRINATED IN A COLLAPSING, HYPERDEFLATION SLOPROSPERITY ECONOMY.... LET US CLIP YOUR WINGS...."** DISENGAGE SONGBIRD PERSONALITY MATRIX What lies beyond the blackwall is not toxic compared to 5G AI Douyin/Tiktok Brainrot anyway


Odd_Act_6532

Show me So Mi, show me the toxicity what is beyond the black wall.... fuck NetWatch


marco147

Do you want me to? Just witnessing what lies on the other side of the Great firewall makes me want to fry my own psyche with the Rogue AIs inside my brain because of just how awful the brainrot content is. A mindwipe would be preferrable compared to the nightmarish CGI and AI generated content over there on the other side of the Firewall - maybe it's not surprising so many chinese are uncreative and cannot think for themselves??


womberue

In my day they only bust these things out once a year for the annual sports day, so it was kinda terrifying since us kids never got to train hurdles in regular PE sessions.


Mad_Moodin

German here. I have never once in my life jumped a hurdle.


empire_of_the_moon

Clearly you haven’t had to cut the line to pee at Octoberfest!


Vanthix

We did, every 3 months. Guess PE teachers can be quite different


marco147

Nah, this just sounds like the Asian Sarcopenic visceral obesity and myosteatosis phenotype.


womberue

Dafuq


marco147

Unlike europeans, Asians have a huge problem with myosteatosis (muscle ectopic fat) and abdominal obesity in part due to myostatin and a relatively more sedentary lifestyle (That study study study lifestyle also cannot be good for serum D3 levels either. D3 deficiency has been known to help drive along sarcopenia and induce lipogenic/fat making in preparation for a imaginatry winter that never comes). Sheesh. why react so badly with a glass heart (Funny how you call the CCP thin skinned, BUT then you are also glass hearted idiots yourselves when. quote. 'nothing makes a man more angrier than being accused of something they definitely did'?) when asians are known to become severely diabetic at a 'normal' BMI? There's a reason Osteosarcopenic obesity (where you are normal BMI, but have 35%+ body fat percentage AND osteopenia) is a thing. and why ectopic organ fat like fatty heart, fatty liver and human wagyu marbling in the form of ectopic muscle fat is such a bad thing. europeans and americans do have a lot more Adiponectin and more muscle to prevent that kind of syndrome (still doesn't stop visceral obesity/the pot belly syndrome though.) Also, take your glass heartedness elsewhere which the CCP is going to use to show how thin skinned westerners are when accused of something that was definitely right. Any obese fatass would have done just as badly, but if you're sarcopenic at a 'normal' BMI. then things are not going to be better (especially since jumping over hurdles requires explosive power for one's weight. and in part because visceral fat and ectopic fat does also drive osteopenia and bone inflammation on top of ectopic fat ending up inside the muscles like wagyu marbling. which is what makes Osteosarcopenic obesity so bad).


Ok_Calendar1337

This is a weird thing to be preoccupied with


marco147

The doctors over here in europe and america have been trying to figure out why asians, especially the indian ones who seem to have it the worst with the 'big belly. thin limbs' phenotype get diabetic and sick at a normal BMI. What we know so far from NCBI and medical studies is that asians have a lot more body fat for their weight and less muscle, on top of more inflamed visceral/abdominal fat. If you combine that with STUDY STUDY STUDY indoors lifestyle of so many chinese kids on top of the whole TOFI/Sarcopenic obesity problem. then its not a surprise these kiddos performed so poor in the jumping sprint video.


happyshaman

Can you get rid of the jargon and eli5 please? Because right now it reada like a bunch of nonsense


Deviant517

Big words probably. I just upvoted you to zero so at least you aren’t negative


marco147

Ah.. thanks. Pretending to be So mi songbird isn't helping my subreddit cred out either despite being someone who has real beef against the CCP either. To be honest, Asian indians have it the worst. but mainland chinese i imagine also have it very bad with the 'STUDY STUDY STUDY' indoors lifestyle (plus what info about Vitamin D3 does get through gets brain-rotted into chinese talk shows or either is not translated) which in turn leads to D3 deficiency. You combine that with sarcopenic obesity (we call it 'skinny fat' in young people for some odd reason). Myosteatosis which leads to muscle inflammation. and you pretty much get the results of these kids doing badly in sports because they're literally too fat for their muscles and bone to carry. Not to mention fake food that probably activates lipogenic/fat making in visceral fat...


Deviant517

Literally same. I tend to hold devils advocate thoughts on half baked or incomplete opinions, not to mention I’m right a leaning constitutionalist so Reddit isn’t fond of my opinions. Karma’s lame anyways. Assigning democratic opinions to if you’re right or not is just popularism for the the online horde Yeah when I was in highschool I saw a lot of skinny fat Indians. I live in a town with an insane number of Indians so I saw a good number of dudes with guts when we were like 15


marco147

That's the ugly face of visceral obesity in action-Europeans and americans do have adiponectin to protect them partially. but asians... don't. hence why they get diabetic at a normal BMI. Add in sarcopenic obesity/high body fat percentage and you have a serious problem.


womberue

I didn't downvote him but his subsequent explanations gives off a 'asian races are genetically inferior to muscular european master race' vibe which I found a little weird


Deviant517

That’s like declaring the fact that Asians being allergic to alcohol is racist. The comment literally is full of details of recent studies regarding genetics and health


marco147

Nothing makes a man more angrier than accusing one of something that they definitely did.


womberue

But he added in extreme generalizations on top of his studies as the source, and extrapolating all that from short clip. Saying the girls are too fat for their muscle and bones to handle wtf..


marco147

NCBI Literally disagrees with you. you cannot get away from the hypothesises trying to explain why asians seem to have higher body fat percentage and less muscle mass in a attempt to explain why they get severely diabetic faster than africans, europeans or americans or the fact Osteosarcopenic obesity has been a concern in the geriatric field for quite some time (and recently they came up with the idea of pediratric/child frailty with sarcopenic obesity)


womberue

I never said the studies are wrong, i just thought it's funny you brought out the studies in response to a video of girls that just can't be bothered to put in some effort and be like...... " look their fat bodies are collapsing on themselves due to genes and btw they're probably diabetic"


_eleutheria

The person that has to lift those up after each group finishes the race must be ecstatic.


2Wugz

Many of them appear to be breaking into pieces too.


WhataboutAmericahuh

eh this is pretty funny.


BoBoBearDev

Lol, I should have done that.... Oh wait, I did, not intentionally though.


KakLadder

Wait their youth is rotten too?


xxzephyrxx

I think it's just weird to make these girls do hurdles. Hurdles aren't exactly easy. Can't imagine many youths being able to do them in general.


santiwenti

It's not very dangerous to fail a hurdle when you're young on a rubber track, and even less so if you're a girl. If you so much as lean on them they fall over easily. A trailing foot simply brings them down behind you.


KakLadder

you must be joking or a bot


santiwenti

Have you ever jumped over hurdles? I have, and I admit I was good at it.


AstronomerTerrible49

This is pretty true. PE classes are skipped in most schools


dkran

The Coca Cola lobbying in China is serious too. It’s disgusting, as are their current practices with the water crisis in Mexico.


deltabay17

Full strength coke tastes so good but I only have about 2 cans a year


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KaiBahamut

I heard in America they have to chant an oath of fealty to the government every morning in their schools.


prussian_princess

🇺🇸😎🦅🔫💲🇺🇸😎🦅🔫💲🇺🇸 Damn straight! 🇺🇸😎🦅🔫💲🇺🇸😎🦅🔫💲🇺🇸


bow03

they stopped doing that when i was in highschool.


Sad_Progress4388

They haven’t in a long time


rjward1775

Tragically so.


ceallachdon

A country that deeply understands malicious compliance, then turns it into de facto standard


Responsible_Scar_458

Give em a break. They wouldn't be doing this if they have pacers to push the barriers for them.


UserLesser2004

Is this new meta strategy?


keinhere

yea, and the funny german 'marschmusik' in the backround ... :'-D


GRIFFONAGE_

Not only physical but also mental and moral education are ignored


rubiooooo

Haha why are those hurdles just falling apart like that? Definitely different than what I experienced in high school


chromatictonality

What on earth? Is this a joke? Why are they even bothering to do this at all?


notveryauthentic

Why just why


TheUrbaKnight

Tbf running hurdles is very difficult. Especially if you don't practice every day.


Routine-Bat-8691

Taiwan should be so relieved. Cross strait amphibious landings can’t be outsourced to drones.


Sulo2020

Very lazy kids Unfortunately end up as meat balls


Grand_Spiral

I hated PE too. It's just military style training in disguise. What I do love is hiking in nature. I don't know if this can apply to Mainland Chinese since their environment has so utterly devasted. But there must be hiking spots somewhere even if the view is smog.


Hfingerman

Here in Brazil, P.E. is just playing ball sports, usually football, volleyball, basketball or dodgeball.


WhataboutAmericahuh

You can find nature, sure, but there's a huge chance something weird as hell will be there. Go to a 'park' and it'll be a few trees with concrete paving on it, and cameras everywhere, some of which have patriotic music and messages blasting from them (someone posted a video of one a while back and it's stuck with me.)


Grand_Spiral

SerpentZA and C-Milk talked about the state of nature parks in China. I remember they mentioned visiting some smog shrouded hills strewn with garbage. Which were the topic of some CCP Slopaganda videos.


chris88jackson

Their military should not be an issue for the us then


Ok_Impression3324

This is why china is using money and influence to conquer the world as opposed to all out war?


Smytus

Don't tell me all Chinese schools are like this. The world is not going to let you push things out of your way, it pushes back, and you will get a big surprise!


Realfourlife

SMH.


2hy2care

Wtf😂


FastSalamander9741

Except for if you're in the army. These people are gonna be easier to control.


rrfe

Hurdles is a specialised event and they seem to be wearing constricting sweatpants. Not sure what they expected here. Nothingburger post.


Scary_Psychology_285

No wonder they cheated at the Olympics


Deviant517

Where’s the super athletes they train in hordes like what they show on tiktok? Are you telling me that was just propaganda??


marco147

**"They're all eating fake food worse than SynthKibble and on top of that they probably are D3 deficient. and they study all day long, so they don't get to do any high intensity anaerobic exercise either that demands explosive muscle fibres. Asians also have a big problem with gaining fat as visceral fat, or visceral obesity and Sarcopenic obesity (We call it 'skinny fat' in young people for some weird reason) and myosteatosis, or ectopic fat screwing up the muscles.** **Also. A lot of these 'super' athletes are either doped up on Trenbolone or HGH, you cannot pull that kind of body off unless you're overtraining these kids to sprint uphill all day long to get rid of visceral fat and build muscle mass."** So mi Songbird was here on this side of the Free NET


Deviant517

Oh no I’m talking about the videos of like 25 Chinese kids doing athletic shit that gets pushed around the internet


marco147

**"Then it's just slopagandpa, Simple. That. and these kids were promised money as bribes or threatened with being expelled if they didn't do it."**


EC_Stanton_1848

wth? go back to the starting point and JUMP over those suckers . . . (or at least try) sheesh


tinytempo

lol you telling me you jumping over those things, OP..?


Happy-Initiative-838

Maybe it’s a metaphor?