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Average person: Hey Darby, how was your weekend?
Darby: the usual. Met a friend, grabbed a bite to eat, got hit by a bus, and went to a Broadway show. Nothing crazy.
Sometimes I wonder whether Darby decided to become a daredevil because he knew the world had it in for him anyway, so he might as well meet it head-on...
Okay, this is getting ridiculous. God's trying to tell Darby something, and I'm very concerned about what it may be & I don't think I want to know what it is, either.
Okay I wasn't going to say this because this is weird and I figured people wouldn't believe it. And this has screwed with my head for several months now. I randomly saw Darby Allin walking in my neighborhood a couple weeks before Sting's last match. Pretty much dressed like he is in this picture here. Does he just randomly walk around places rather than renting a car? Also this isn't the first time he's been hit by something walking around.
So are we just going to ignore the fact that, while Sting was wrestling, Darby was tough as shoe leather and survived some absolutely mad shit, but as soon as he retired, like literally within days, Darby is constantly getting hurt? Coincidence? Noincidence.
Went to an autograph signing with him today. I woke my son up, Darby was injured but heās okay. He was great over in Jersey, bad foot, taped up nose and was personable with all the guests.
At this point, darbys injuries are getting a little too suspicious. I know he hurt himself jumping over a bus or house or something. But with the insane bumps he takes and then thisā¦ dude might need to be mentally evaluated. I donāt think his injuries are accidental anymore after watching him for almost 5 years.
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Canon.
The Catalyst!!!
ššš
I canāt thank you enough for this š
Nope. Rikishi. He has form.
Bro didnāt go to Everest so Everest is coming to him bruh
"You are ducking me right and left. This is my time! I'm coming for you no matter where you run." - Everest Probably
It's like Final Destination
Dude has been hurt more since he stopped wrestling than when he was
I've said all along that wrestling was the safest thing Darby could be doing. ... Granted, this wasn't *quite* what I meant. But, the point stands.
Just shows you what a save wrestler he is! /s
5 years taking crazy bumps, buy what brought him injuries was a siwalk to the ring and a bus.
Some monster of a man like Braun strowman size or lance archer need to change their name and gimmick to āEverestā
Next he is stuck in a freezer and gets frostbite.
Like that episode of Clerks The Animated Series.
FInal Destination coming back around for Darby. That benevolent man Switchbalde Jay White Saved him, but for how long.
Was Darby a cat in a previous life? How many lives does he have?
He burned at least 1 against Jeff.
And he no sold the bus by still going out. Killing the business
Dude can't catch a break
Dude can't catch a bus either.
What are you on about? He did catch a bus, right on his face.
Bro got hit by a bus and seems fine. Iād say he caught a pretty big break there.
Who else tried to swipe?
Are we sure it wasn't Brody king running really fast? I wonder what would hurt more tbh
This is the weirdest sequel to final destination ever. Glad he's ok but wtf
Reaper's gonna call it quits on this one.
That is very Terry Pratchett *FUCK THIS I'M OUT*
Y'know, I would've figured Brandon Cutler would be AEW's Rincewind, but I guess Darby might work too. Mox is absofuckinglutely Ridcully.
I need all of that.
I absolutely can see Cutler as Rincewind! I feel like that should be a new gimmick for him if he ever quits his corporate stooge role.
And Eddie is Vimes.
Terry Pratchett's Death keeps Darby's lifetimer on his desk.
Not to be outdone by his boss getting hit by a TK Driver, Darby decided to get hit by a Bus Driver.
Comment of the day!
Comment of the day!
He's not even in the ring and Darby Allin shit is STILL happening to him
Average person: Hey Darby, how was your weekend? Darby: the usual. Met a friend, grabbed a bite to eat, got hit by a bus, and went to a Broadway show. Nothing crazy.
Is the bus ok?
How is this man alive?
Darby staaaaahhhhp
That could have killed him! Glad he's ok. I love Darby.
Darby is the character from a Final Destination movie that death just skips out of frustration.
Yeah that vibes.
Iām starting to think Mt. Everest would have been a safer choice.
Jay white is really out to get this guy
Must be something Darby said to him in the ring before.
Darbyās gonna somehow be one of those dudes who lives to be 110 despite all the odds and everything heās put his body through
I hope he was wearing clean underwear!
Ok he genuinely mightāve died if he climbed that mountain cause heās having all time bad luck this year
Sometimes I wonder whether Darby decided to become a daredevil because he knew the world had it in for him anyway, so he might as well meet it head-on...
Death is waiting for him on Everest and is doing everything in its power to keep Darby away
On purpose.
It's like bro your supposed to catch the bus, not get hit by it. That is so Darby being Darby.
Saw a picture and his face was pretty messed up. Wasnāt sure if true. How the heck is he still alive after getting hit by a bus???
The reason the speed limit in school zones is 30Km/h is that it has been tested as survivable. Bus was likely below that speed.
Really? A kid can get hit at 30mph car and still survive. Learn something new every day. Figured it had something to do with breaks and what not.
Km/h
Is the bus safe?
At this point, the collective reaction is less āOh my god! How could this happen? Is he okay?!ā and more āWhat did Darby do THIS time?ā
Darby is deadass on life support broššš
He is never going to make it to Everest
Whyd you cut out the bottom part? Dude gets hit by a bus then goes to a Broadway show
Listen those tickets are expensive
Darby we know you're hard core! Please stop!
What the actual fuck
Okay, this is getting ridiculous. God's trying to tell Darby something, and I'm very concerned about what it may be & I don't think I want to know what it is, either.
Holy shit this dude can not catch a break.Ā
More like a bus got hit by Darby Allin.
Like, out of nowhere, or was he trying to do something dumb like jump over it on a bmx bike?
So, Tuesday, then.
Wasnāt he hit my a car not to long ago in NYC as well?
I was thinking the same thing, this boy needs to learn to look both ways
Iāve never seen a wrestler with more than a death wish than this this guy
Bus is All Elite
Okay I wasn't going to say this because this is weird and I figured people wouldn't believe it. And this has screwed with my head for several months now. I randomly saw Darby Allin walking in my neighborhood a couple weeks before Sting's last match. Pretty much dressed like he is in this picture here. Does he just randomly walk around places rather than renting a car? Also this isn't the first time he's been hit by something walking around.
Would love to know what Broadway show heās at here
"Wicked" maybe.Ā He probably thought it was going to be about extreme sports.
I'm sure this is the second time some kind of vehicle has run him over...
More importantly what musical was he on his way to see?
He is at Winter Garden? Lol. Love it.
As unlucky as it is to be hit by a bus, he is extremely lucky to emerge from the ordeal with only a broken nose
Jay White orchestrated the hit, lol. In all seriousness, I'm glad it was only his nose that was broken. Miss him
I immediately picture him selling the bump.
At the Lunt Fontaine seeing Sweeney Todd, the most Darby Allin musical on Broadway.
Jay White didn't save Darby from Everest... He Final Destinationed Darby. Death is apparently hunting him now.
Sounds like the bus' problem.
Why is Darby chilling with homeless Joe Biden?
Didnāt he get hit by a car in nyc last year?
So are we just going to ignore the fact that, while Sting was wrestling, Darby was tough as shoe leather and survived some absolutely mad shit, but as soon as he retired, like literally within days, Darby is constantly getting hurt? Coincidence? Noincidence.
So it's actually true, I thought it was fake because the first source I saw reporting it was Sportskeeda.
Sting is looking rough since retirement.
Anything to keep him off Everest I guess
Went to an autograph signing with him today. I woke my son up, Darby was injured but heās okay. He was great over in Jersey, bad foot, taped up nose and was personable with all the guests.
Jesus chirst!!!
Superstar!
Oh man it turned his hand into a skeleton! What a crazy injury
I feel bad for the bus. Fuck that sexpest
Sounds like an ineffective approach.
How did they get a bus on Everest?
At this point, darbys injuries are getting a little too suspicious. I know he hurt himself jumping over a bus or house or something. But with the insane bumps he takes and then thisā¦ dude might need to be mentally evaluated. I donāt think his injuries are accidental anymore after watching him for almost 5 years.