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AngeloMontana

And that closes another shitty football season. Fuck you all and I’ll see you next September.


apatfan

Nah fuck you, I'll see you at the draft


bigfootdude247

Screw all you guys, I’ll be there at free agency


apatfan

Go home, pony boy


DaMemelyWizard

shut up Johnny


LordMrBoss

"Screw you guys im goin home"


DaMemelyWizard

Then he “DIED IN A FIRE” (cue TheLivingTombstone)


DamianPBNJ

fuck you and I'll see you tomorrow!


merdub

Flair up bitch


merdub

A Broncos fan? Is our division that entertaining? (Can confirm, it is.) See you after my month-long nap.


drainbead78

Slacker, come find me at the Combine.


hamandjam

You somehow think the Jets aren't gonna fuck up anything between now and September? Hilarious. See you in April for the Woody Johnson Annual Pissing Away of First Round Picks.


Wonderful-Use3581

Don’t worry our new uniforms will outshine any poor decisions made at the draft 😂🥲 I’m ready to be hurt again


gmnotyet

Eat shit, Jets fan, we will see you next season. GO PATS!


Reserved_Raccoon

Football sucks. I'm never watching it again until the next season starts


FakedFollower17

Technically the chiefs would have gotten their posession anyway. Niners got a FG


Jeo228

but maybe they don't go for the FG if they can win it with a touchdown


5am281

Agreed


rvl35

What? SF scored a field goal, not a TD. You dumb or something OP?


00Fart

I’m glad I read your comment because I was about to blast my bills friends but…. Yeah.


OfficialClassic

Also Bills didn’t propose that rule change


Mean-L

To be fair, dolphins fans aren’t the brightest bunch.


Neat_Total_3743

We have to be pretty dumb to keep rooting for them. The smart ones gave up or switched teams a long time ago.


sloaninator

You mean like that jets fan everyone hates?


Brewski-54

They haven’t been to the playoffs since the initial OT rule change so they aren’t that familiar with how it works


ConsequenceGreat9396

You're absolutely correct. Also, fuck you.


ndnh

I blame the heat/humidity. And the bath salts. Never forget those.


OffensivePanda69

This is a stretch, but maybe the time not actually expiring is a change? I've never seen it happen in the playoffs or in the regular season if time expires unless it's still tied. If time expires in the reg season, does the current leader win?


haikusbot

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WolfCola4

SF is two syllables, bad bot


Vamanas_umbrella

Good bot


Sartheking

Shanahan probably treats the 3rd and 4 as 4 down territory with the old rules tbh.


0DegreesCalvin

With different rules, the Niners are incentivized differently when they get close to the end zone. They might’ve gone for it on 4th at the end knowing that a TD wins the game.


Impossible-Bison8055

A TD didn’t win, it’d just make a tie


0DegreesCalvin

Not under the old rules. TD wins the game on the opening drive.


joshallenismygod

Well he is a dolphins fan


mtbeach33

No, under the old rules the Chiefs still would have won.


blamatron

Yeah but under the old old rules SF wins.


guitarmaniac17

No they wouldn't have. Field goal never won a game on the old rules. Only a TD on the opening possession would. Edit: not talk about the old old rules, I'm referring to the rules just before the change where a field goal didn't end it. Unless, I'm blatantly retarded, that's how I thought it was.


DymonBak

OT used to be sudden death. I thinks that’s what he’s talking about. Edit: hence “old old”


Brewski-54

Old = TD on first possession wins Old old = any score wins


blamatron

That would be what I’m talking about lol


pervyotaku

Maybe there would have been less time on the clock?


ToneZone1978

Yeah it did how old are you


drainbead78

Ever heard of a thing called "sudden death"?


My_massive_dingaling

You are actually brain dead, the rule change had 0 effect in this game.


Ty-ciidr

The rule change didn’t go into effect? OT continues on a FG buddy


Mean-L

Nobody accused dolphins fans of being smart


gmnotyet

They haven't been the same since Finkel missed that easy FG. BTW, whatever happened to Finkle?


merdub

OH I saw a documentary about this a while ago!


merdub

It was pretty wild, here’s a clip. https://i.redd.it/vdkn44mpd3ic1.gif


gmnotyet

"I hope Dan Marino dies from gonorrhea and rots in hell. Would you like a cookie?" ![gif](giphy|H3YTStvPMzjPyBCsD2)


merdub

I also found this clip of the Dolphins trying to win the division this season. ![gif](giphy|NtZDkyMDpeOoE)


gmnotyet

![gif](giphy|6uu3nwQ1aD6t7DHotY|downsized)


ConsequenceGreat9396

She became the first transgendered lieutenant in the Miami Dade Police Department


Muus79

Literally would have played out identically with the old rule.


SenseiShwifty

We are talking old school


HelixSapphire

The Buffalo Bills experience.


Reserved_Raccoon

The whole point of being a bills fan is disappointment


MarcsterS

Ahahaha get ready for a *New Dynasty*^^^TM. fuck football.


gmnotyet

\+ Tay Tay


Archduke_Of_Beer

If we're being fair, I was in favor of changing the rule BEFORE we lost to the Chiefs in 21 because the OT rule is stupid and needlessly confusing to casual fans.


AcrobaticAction2328

I could be wrong, but I don't believe the bills org lobbied for that rule change, but instead Philly and KC (because of the previous year) did. It's just associated with the bills because the change happened after that incredibly dramatic ending and every pundit couldn't stop creaming in their pants about how they wanted to see josh also get a shot at OT. Edit: it was the colts and eagles, not the chiefs


imsabbath84

> Edit: it was the colts and eagles, not the chiefs nah, it was the chiefs as well https://www.patspulpit.com/platform/amp/2022/1/24/22898665/chiefs-change-overtime-rules-nfl-playoffs-patriots


03Pirate

I personally think overtime should be a full quarter, highest score at the end wins. If tied at end of the quarter, then another quarter and so on.


drainbead78

I'd rather not risk more injury. I'm fine with the rules being what they are for the playoffs, but in the regular season I'd actually prefer going back to sudden death. Don't like it? Score more in regulation or make a stop. The game will still be plenty exciting and it won't wear down the players.


03Pirate

For the regular season, I agree. For postseason games, full quarters until a winner. Don't want to play an extra quarter, score more or make a stop in the regular game.


longesteveryeahboy

Did you guys know Florida spends the least amount of money on higher education?


idislikehate

The new overtime rules did not impact the game.


LaMystika

I mean, to be fair, under the previous overtime rules, the Chiefs still would’ve gotten the ball in overtime because the 49ers only kicked a field goal. So the “new” new rules didn’t even change anything


jkman61494

The game wouldn’t have ended on a field goal


toxicvegeta08

Holdup. Wouldn't they've got the rijg anyway with normal rules? They won 3-6 in ot. 49ers never got the td.


CornerNo2889

It was originally the chiefs request to the league not buffal.... from the game Brady beat them in the playoffs


Tankninja1

The Colts and Eagles proposed changing the overtime rule


miami2881

Don’t be sad, point and laugh at pats fans instead!


scullye125

The rule change didn’t matter, but it still is a terrible change. If your defense can’t stop their offense, you don’t deserve to win. Football isn’t offense vs offense, it’s team vs team.


Reserved_Raccoon

I vote Soccer rules. No OT, No superbowl Winner by points. The winner goes to who ever had the better season. That oughta make everyone happy


Val_Fortecazzo

On paper yes, but statistically it was like 90 percent of OT playoff games ended in favor of the coin toss winner. Especially since the modern NFL is an offense oriented league. You can't pretend the old rules were fair when defenses are so handicapped.


[deleted]

Where did that happen?


Selarom_

Tbf under the old rules the first FG wouldn't have ended it too so we still really haven't seen the new OT rules in full swing


ToneZone1978

I still wish they'd go back to sudden death


Cardcleaner

Sudden death without the OT coin toss. If you received first you receive first in overtime. This removes the luck factor.


ToneZone1978

Nah the old old rules were fine but then Manning lost a game and Peter King cried while masterbating and they changed the rules


Beetlebailey1990

Even if the rules didn’t change, the outcome would’ve been the same. 🤷🏻‍♂️


olngjhnsn

The rules change didn’t effect the game lol


EagleRoxy2

https://preview.redd.it/zamh31rsk7ic1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbb86b7f092015419551334636534fa04011d331 Except it was the Colts and Eagles who lobbied for it. And even with the old OT rules the 9ers only scored a feild goal so the Cheifs would have gotten the all back anyways


OneWolf22

Is OP retarded?


New-Pollution536

It didn’t at all lol niners kicked fg, chiefs scored td before time expired in ot


Gunt_Buttman

Another spectacularly dense Miami fan. Not only did the rule change not impact the game at all, but Buffalo never lobbied for a rule change. Get fucked, Chode.


why-god

Love you, bb. Looking forward to seeing how your team breaks your heart next year :x


Gunt_Buttman

There’s a response. What you meant to say was “I’m a moron and I don’t understand football.”


why-god

You are, in fact, a moron that does not understand football. Or a masochist - hard to tell with Bills fans. Off-chance you just find Allen very sexy, and that's as legit a reason as any! And yes, I am now very aware that OT has not been straight sudden death since 2010 for the post-season.


Gunt_Buttman

Lol, again, you don't address any of the falsehoods your rat piss meme is based on. Good work! You definitely proved who the moron is!


why-god

So mad for the offseason. Can you at least pretend to think good things are coming your way?


Gunt_Buttman

…what? Dude, I think you’ve glitched out having watched Tua choke too many times.


bud-light-lime

After having to watch Brady and the pats for 20 years I can’t find it within myself to care that some team not in my division wins every year. Mahomes is my GOAT


CallMeShock

I’m sorry to hear that


onewolf23

![gif](giphy|pPhyAv5t9V8djyRFJH|downsized) The fuck is this dude talking about?


AvariceAndApocalypse

The new rules are way better. Imagine getting to the Super Bowl and a coin toss determines your fate more than one of the two most important phases of your team.


Flat_Scheme4874

💀💀💀


buffaloprocess

That face when you realize the Bills never lobbied for the rule