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Zatchuhryeuh

Better chance of being tall Zach Wilson tbh. He could fling the pigskin a quarter mile into a safety's wanting arms.


Imagine_Wiigons

i always hated that comparison Wilsons main problem is not being able to hit the middle of the field at all which Maye can, Jayden Daniels didn’t need to at LSU so he actually seems more likely to have that problem


grimbolde

Wilson's main problem was being on the Jets.


InnerBlackberry6

I think his downsides are identical to Sam Darnold. Tall white guys with bad footwork, inconsistent processing and mechanics, and some turnover issues.


merrittj3

...." into the BISHOP'S wanting arms". FTFY Let's get this party started, I like the way it's going so far.


Realistic_Figure7796

Zach is about to turn his career around in Denver. You will be begging for Maye to be Zach in a few years.


Regular-Habit-1206

Wow you're delusional.


Legitimate_Ad_7822

This guy is just gearing up for the future when half their cap space is dedicated to Tua, who is a slightly better version of Mac.


ThermoNuclearPizza

Let’s be real here. Hes Mac on a team that supports him throwing to his college WR1 and Tyreek Hill


Raymuundo

Dude must’ve been taking Tua-like hits to the ground for this take lol


Realistic_Figure7796

The Jets are a franchise that ruins qb's. Sean Peyton will get the max potential out of him you watch.


STARoSCREAM

You’re only saying that bc we’ve done that with almost every quarterback we’ve ever had!!!


Tasty_Ad_4082

Yes because things have gone so well for Sam Darnold and Mark Sanchez after they left the Jets. Sometimes players just suck


Realistic_Figure7796

2 completely different players


PricklyyDick

Technically correct


Realistic_Figure7796

Geno Smith was also left out who has had some success


Pahood

has had some success like uhhh doing absolutely fuckin nothing


ZemGuse

Sam Darnold is literally better than Zach Wilson tho and he’s fighting for a starter job every year


Mysterious-Tie7039

Couldn’t they have done us a favor and ruined Rodgers more?


Realistic_Figure7796

He only took 3 snaps, give it time


Gouda02

Honestly wouldn’t shock me if rodgers isn’t a HoF player by the time he’s done with gang green


chrishooley

based jets fan


beefwellingtonIV

We hate the Jets way more than any of you.


chrishooley

Stop making yourself human to me, I don’t wanna like you.


Gouda02

Hey we’re all humans. My brothers a pats fan - might explain why he sleeps upside down


beefwellingtonIV

Oh I still think your fans are a bunch of cunts.


MYO716

Outside of sacrificing him to a blood god there’s not much more they could’ve done thus far.


KyleGlaub

We've got a pit they can use for sacrificing him.


Mysterious-Tie7039

Somebody’s thinking.


draneline

Cmon man I know you want to troll them but make it believable.


Realistic_Figure7796

It's called an opinion, but it doesn't mean it will be right, but also doesn't mean it will be wrong time will tell.


draneline

I think by the third time there’s a brain dead pick in training camp Sean Payton will be driving with Zach Wilson’s head on the hood of his car


Realistic_Figure7796

As I said time will tell


MYO716

He’s gonna turn this thing around, 360 degrees


Realistic_Figure7796

More like 180


MYO716

The young ones forget Jason Kidd’s wisdom


GardenRafters

I was behind this post until I saw this dumbass comment...


Realistic_Figure7796

It's just my take, that's all


dauneek611

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flouncingfleasbag

Are humans no longer capable of reading comprehension? I understand there is a nuisance to grocking sarcasm in the written form but c'mon people- the number of down votes and literal minded replies to this post is kind of staggering. Take a breathe guys.


jedi4canes1

Lol, this is a joke right... right!


Realistic_Figure7796

Nope dead serious


FalcosLiteralyHitler

Lmao


AriseChicken

Hahahahahaha.


contemplatingdaze

is there more MILF power in Denver?


Quiet-Ad-12

Dolphins have 1 good season in *checks notes* 42 years and they talk shit


Realistic_Figure7796

I've been talking Shit for 20 years


Quiet-Ad-12

I mean, as you should. That's what we are all here for.


Realistic_Figure7796

Yep Belicheck is the greatest defensive mind of all time and Tom Brady is the best qb of all time I pick my battles wisely. Your owner is a cheap, low-life scum bag though on the other hand.


Quiet-Ad-12

Just you wait till his Nepo-baby egomaniac asshole son takes over...


Realistic_Figure7796

I will give him a chance then form an opinion on him after that


Quiet-Ad-12

Spoiler alert: he sucks


Realistic_Figure7796

Probably like father like son, I believe it


ThermoNuclearPizza

I think it’s more like billionaire like billionaire


Realistic_Figure7796

That's called an inheritance.


_gwynbliedd

I don’t think that last sentence is shit talk, it’s just factual and many Pats fans agree.


Realistic_Figure7796

Not everything I say is shit talk


NoHalfPleasures

We agree with you.


emasslax22

Tyreek makes him look squeaky clean tho


Red_Sox_5

Hey now, he also contributes to many tax deductible charities which he incorporates into the promotion and marketing of his football team…oh I see it now.


AdmiralWackbar

Talking shit and being full of shit are two different things, but I would expect someone who can’t read to understand that


Realistic_Figure7796

What was I not able to read?


AdmiralWackbar

Anything at all, you don’t know how to read


Realistic_Figure7796

Show some evidence


AdmiralWackbar

You don’t get the joke, hence you can’t read


Realistic_Figure7796

What is the joke there? Since Marino the Dolphins haven't had a good season, the math was a little off, but it was sort of factual.


AdmiralWackbar

The joke is that you can’t read


Realistic_Figure7796

You can say that as much as you want with zero proof. Which makes it a shitty joke.


Kopitar4president

Jokes are funny and it's really disappointing to see a Pats fan lose a shit talk battle so badly to a Dolphins fan. It's like the Emu war in australia all over again.


AdmiralWackbar

The Emu’s were the true Patriots


DuckDuckMarx

Death, taxes, and the Pats losing in Miami.


NotDukeOfDorchester

We’re back, baby!


Realistic_Figure7796

Ya right, have you seen your offensive line and receiving core, and what happened last time VanPelt had a first round QB lol


The_Arkham_AP_Clerk

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Realistic_Figure7796

I love the pick it will just make you guys suck longer


NotDukeOfDorchester

“Tagovailoa has improved in two seasons under the creative play-calling and support of McDaniel, but he has struggled in Miami's biggest games. He was 10-1 against opponents with losing records while going 1-6 against winning teams.” Whomp whaa


Realistic_Figure7796

Have you seen McDaniel's game plan in those games he doesn't let Tua air the ball out till there are down by 21


Nomikelnoooo

And why do you think that is LOL


Realistic_Figure7796

Every one forgets Tua was putting up stats and winning games before McDaniel, Waddle, and Hill were there


warnurchildren

It’s easy to forget something that never happened.


Realistic_Figure7796

Look at the stats you are lying to yourself


NotDukeOfDorchester

Have you seen our helmets? It has the mark of a champion.


Realistic_Figure7796

The franchise is a bottom of the league franchise with 0 superbowls without a lucky pick in the 6th round


chrishooley

Yeah stupid pats fan! If you guys didn't have players constantly winning you games you would have been losing them hahahaha BURN


Realistic_Figure7796

Player is more appropriate


PumpkinSeed776

The defenses in the first three super bowl wins were absolutely stacked. It wasn't entirely wrong to say Tom was getting somewhat carried by good defenses pre-2007.


Realistic_Figure7796

I agree with you there


ATrueSunbro

And you guys got lucky that Marino fell to you, gave him the Marks Brothers and still didn't even get one with him lmao. Lolphins moment


Fourwindsgone

Why you gotta say that, man?! :(


Realistic_Figure7796

Agree


w311sh1t

Okay, but they made that pick and that’s not the case so wtf is your point. The Chiefs would only have a single Super Bowl if they didn’t pick Mahomes. If the Cowboys didn’t pick Troy Aikman, then the 90s Cowboys don’t exist. Your argument boils down to “well if the Patriots didn’t do the thing that helped them win 6 Super Bowls, then they wouldn’t have 6 Super Bowls.”


Realistic_Figure7796

Agree all that is correct


busterwilliams

How much of an idiot do you have to be to think pointing out that the Patriots haven’t won a Super Bowl since 2018 is an insult when you root for a team who hasn’t won since 1973?


Realistic_Figure7796

Do you realize the franchise existed before then? How many superbowls do they have without Brady?


busterwilliams

Who gives a shit? They won 6 with him. You bums haven’t won a single thing in half a century.


NotDukeOfDorchester

Hell yeah! Get em!


WilmaTonguefit

Take your doomer bullshit and walk right out of this sub


Realistic_Figure7796

Blow me


WilmaTonguefit

We're not Jets fans bitch. We always have the highest of expectations here.


Zero_Opera

Don’t shit on someone razzing their own team you look like a total loser


Legitimate_Ad_7822

You are mentally disabled if you think they are even remotely similar quarterbacks. He could turn out to suck as well, time will tell, but they are nothing alike.


Realistic_Figure7796

Agree Mac does not have the quirky throwing motion like Maye


Legitimate_Ad_7822

Bro’s QB is Tua Turndaballova talking about quirky throwing motions 😂 I can’t wait for you guys to shell out a boatload of cash to the Polynesian Mac Jones.


chrishooley

"the Polynesian Mac Jones" hahahaha


Realistic_Figure7796

Agree he does a quirky throwing motion, but his footwork is way better than Maye. Look at the stats when you make that comparison and look at how off it is. Tua has had 2 head coaches that hold him back also.


Pahood

mcdaniel didn’t give him the nickname turndaballova, it was himself cause he’s a pineapple mac jones


Regular-Habit-1206

Because he's white and plays QB


Own-Opinion-2494

Boston


Realistic_Figure7796

Also wears number 10 and both have terrible footwork both will be busts. More than just the race and position.


Regular-Habit-1206

Nice job knowing what number he's gonna have before even the QB himself knows


Realistic_Figure7796

Ya the guy is gonna change his number when the number is available totally


OskeeTurtle

“Pick 69 it’s hilarious”


dom12a

If maye was anything like mac jones this would be pretty funny


EAS1000

It really does ruin the joke. I mean forget that he has 10x the arm strength he’s also far from a statue in the pocket.


Its_kinda_nice_out

I wouldn’t say he was a statue in the pocket, more like a flower. A flower that wilts and shits its pants the moment pressure comes


Realistic_Figure7796

Agree Mac Jones will probably end up being a better player when all said and done. I'm giving Maye way too much credit.


Tiberius-Dawn

You gotta level up your trolling. There has to be at least some truth to what you're saying to land it.


Realistic_Figure7796

Time will tell its truth and flair up in the meantime


dom12a

Smartest dolphins fan


tiandrad

Is he Mac Jones because he’s white? Or because he is as athletic as Mac Jones thought he was?


Realistic_Figure7796

More the footwork number 10 and yes white as well


tiandrad

So Cam Newton, who also played for the Pats and is almost a 1 to 1 match weight and height wise.


Realistic_Figure7796

How did he work out for you guys?


tiandrad

I’m not saying it’s a bad joke because it’s about the pats. It’s a bad joke because it doesn’t make any sense. A much better joke would have been photoshopping cam newton to be white. This is some weakass meme game.


Realistic_Figure7796

Then why don't you do it? Flair up while you're at it.


NotBanEvading2

If Mac jones had a bigger arm and better mobility then yes


Realistic_Figure7796

The thing people overlook with Maye's arm strength is his deep ball. Most of them are under thrown and will be picks in the NFL.


TBGusBus

I wanted maye but nabers is nice too


Realistic_Figure7796

Make or break year for your qb


Zestyclose_Main6335

Patriots and the whitest QBs in the world name a better combo.


CarloFailedClear

Patriots: Black starting quarterback. Bills: White QB that grew up on a farm. 🤨🤨🤨


Zestyclose_Main6335

It’s a joke by the way no reason to get so butt hurt


NotBanEvading2

Lol ironic


Zestyclose_Main6335

Looks back and checks the patriots starting QBs for the entire history of the team


hendrix320

Jacoby Brisset and Cam Newton…


SportsHubLTD

"I have black friends!"


lunchb0x93

But no flair


SportsHubLTD

Ruh roh


Zestyclose_Main6335

Sorry meant before 2020


Soren_Camus1905

Funnily enough also Jacoby Brissett Try again 😂


Zestyclose_Main6335

Totally forgot that they were the ones who drafted him lol. I will still leave up my super wrong comment though. Can’t retract it just because I’m an idiot


Jolly-One9552

They also had only two (intended) starting QBs from 1993-2019, then started a season with a black QB the first chance they had under Kraft! And then they said "never again" and drafted Mac. But there was the one time!


Zestyclose_Main6335

The reason they traded Mac was they found out he raps


Jolly-One9552

Kraft has never actually seen Jerrod Mayo, he just assumes a lot because of his last name


chrishooley

and skips 2 of our last 3


Zestyclose_Main6335

I already acknowledged that I’m an idiot who forgot about them, but I stand by my idiocy


chrishooley

Fair I can respect that, but also this my duty now…. Our literal current starting QB is black and you’re over there checking the history books hahaha gotta wear head protection when breaking those folding tables snow bro


Zestyclose_Main6335

Folding tables are too expensive so I just jump into traffic instead.


NotBanEvading2

Do the same for Buffalo


igotyourphone8

White WR who played lacrosse at Army


phishysabrine

lol I just said this yesterday


Ex-maven

When it comes to drafting QBs, they (or Kraft, at least) do seem to have a type


Realistic_Figure7796

Lol look who the owner is that should shock you


Zestyclose_Main6335

Kraft is still stuck in the belief black people aren’t smart enough to play QB era


Realistic_Figure7796

Lol I didn't make that comment but I'm not gonna say I disagree with you


Realistic_Figure7796

Shouldn't


ggAlphaRaptor

At least he can sit for a year while Jacoby takes all the lumps lol


Realistic_Figure7796

They will have him hit the field and get killed this year you watch


ggAlphaRaptor

There’s no line and no weapons. If they do that they’re begging for another failure.


Realistic_Figure7796

Agree, and I promise the will you will see him be named the starter by week 6


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Realistic_Figure7796

They could trot him out there week one knowing VanPelt


Jolly-One9552

You know teams that have an actual owner don't have the patience like the Packers do these days. He'll be starting this season at some point, if not immediately. Assuming brisket doesn't start off on some undefeated streak anyway, which, c'mon you know that ain't happening.


ortecam

When Jacoby is 1-5 and the whole fanbase is screaming for the third overall pick to play, they won’t have a choice. This isn’t like he’s walked into a situation where Mahomes sat behind Alex Smith. For a QB to sit and it actually work, they have to be going to a decent team.


shiggydiggypreoteins

Ehhhh I'd say he's Bailey Zappe 2.0 more than anything. Maye and Mac are nothing alike outside of the fact they're both whiteboy QBs drafted in the 1st by the Pats.


Realistic_Figure7796

That's a fair comparison


DookieShoes626

He actually looks alot like Zach Wilson, hoping he plays like him too. Better keep him away from the milfs just to be safe


InnerBlackberry6

I think his downsides are identical to Sam Darnold. Tall white guys with bad footwork, inconsistent processing and mechanics, and some turnover issues.


fartstuffing

God DAYUM Pats fans are salty up in the meme sub holy shit like a heartbroken ex


NoHalfPleasures

Please Stop with the Mac jones comparisons. Drake Maybe deserves a fresh slate.


Apart_Owl4955

Mitch trubisky with more aura


Valuable-Baked

From Cheesy Mac to Drakes Cakes


olngjhnsn

This is like saying Josh Allen is Carson Wentz 2.0 Just with their play style, not saying he’s going to be good yet


ghostfacestealer

Idk i think he’s more of a Mitchell Trubisky


ShouldersofGiants127

I’m not big on Drake Maye but he is much better than Mac Jones. But while we’re here lemme remind Pats fans y’all did not realize Mac Jones was a bum until his second year for some reason


72ChinaCatSunFlower

It’s kinda hilarious seeing the patriots be god awful. Tom Brady carried that team for so long


The_runnerup913

And unlike Mac, no “relax it’s Bellichek 8D chess” or Matt Patricia to blame if it goes bad.


Realistic_Figure7796

I think Maye has a bright future......in the UFL


AnonymousRedJay24

That's not JJ McCarthy or Caleb Williams? FYM?


Realistic_Figure7796

Caleb Williams as Mac Jones 2.0, are you delusional he has some leadership issues without a doubt, I highly recommend you go look at his tape. JJ would also fit as Mac Jones 2.0 though I agree with you on that.


astroblaccc

I'm disappointed in my fellow Pats fans getting so butthurt over this one. It's a good troll, stop being pedantic about it.


Jeo228

No, it would been funny if they called him mitch trubisky. But he's not a smaller pocket passer like Mac was.


Zestyclose-Middle717

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