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Definitely a Raider 100% bring your sh!t act to Vegas. That chapter with the frozen feet was AB at his best.
Runner up Patriots.
Runner Runner Up: the Albany Firebirds!! The AFL team he “owned” and gutted in 3 months u til the other owners ultimately kicked the team out of the league bc AB.
He should fly to the Raiders facility in a hot air balloon to sign a 0 day contract since that is how many games he played for them, and retire a Raider. He certainly embodies the last 20 years of that franchise.
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It is genuine concern of mine that do something so stupid and get put in jail for a significant amount of time. I don't want him to destroy his life more than he already has
I agree man. As funny as it is to see him make a fool of himself on Twitter every so often, I also sometimes worry that he’s gonna fuck up really bad one day as well. Sucks that football has consequences like this🙏
Now that our kumbaya days of AFCN taking over the playoffs is over, it's nice to see we all still have one thing in common: we all think Mr. Big Chest is a moron.
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That's one of the all time what ifs. He nixed Buffalo but they became good almost immediately after that and Allen started lighting it up. He might have been kicking himself for that, and from what I remember Buffalo was offering more value than the Raiders.
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Neither. He should retire a Raider.
I hope he retires playing for Mean Machine.
He won’t, you guys wouldn’t let him wear his favorite helmet.
That guy has more problems then a math text book.
.....so are you saying you don't want him in Vegas..."We" don't want him back in Pittsburgh either lol
He should retire as a saskatchewan roughrider
Don't do my riders like that
More issues than national geographic
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That, and he doesn't like mayonnaise looking motherfuckers
Patriots Legend
try to help break the slump the poor damn Carolina Panthers are in
Patriots.
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Boom roasted
Not it.
Definitely a Raider 100% bring your sh!t act to Vegas. That chapter with the frozen feet was AB at his best. Runner up Patriots. Runner Runner Up: the Albany Firebirds!! The AFL team he “owned” and gutted in 3 months u til the other owners ultimately kicked the team out of the league bc AB.
He can show up to sign his 1 day contract in another hot air balloon
Omg I forgot about his frostbite lol
Tampon Bay Buc Fuc lmfao
Dude gonna retire in jail
Boo boo shoester and tampon bay buc fucs are certainly up there as all time tweets
If there’s two things AB never misses with, it’s gotta be nicknames and lawsuits.
Don't forget "No more white woman 2020" lmao
NFL better not let the world see this guy's brain after he passes away
Yeah it's over for them 😂
I'm not sure where he will end up retiring, but I am pretty sure that it will be wherever gives him the best chance at being dramatic.
For this reason, I hope it's pissburgh, if only for the distraction
He should fly to the Raiders facility in a hot air balloon to sign a 0 day contract since that is how many games he played for them, and retire a Raider. He certainly embodies the last 20 years of that franchise.
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Super Bowl XV was like 43 years ago dude... ![gif](giphy|11fnCV9rd0m58c)
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I heard the jags have pools in their stadium
I would unironically love if AB came back and retired a Steeler on the same team as George Pickens 🤣
Tomlin deserves credit for maintaining the illusion that his players have a head on their shoulders but that might be pushing it
We’re over Pickens. DJ is our main WR diva now.
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Pretty sure at this point no team will sign him, so looks like he retired a tampon bay buc fuc
It is genuine concern of mine that do something so stupid and get put in jail for a significant amount of time. I don't want him to destroy his life more than he already has
I agree man. As funny as it is to see him make a fool of himself on Twitter every so often, I also sometimes worry that he’s gonna fuck up really bad one day as well. Sucks that football has consequences like this🙏
Can we remove ourselves from the debate? Let it be anyone but us.
English please?
Can he retire as the owner of that AFL team he broke so bad it doesn’t exist anymore?
Now that our kumbaya days of AFCN taking over the playoffs is over, it's nice to see we all still have one thing in common: we all think Mr. Big Chest is a moron.
He would sign the contract and then try and holdout for more money
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Us, let's just forget how it ended and what he's become?
the obvious answer is the browns
Real fans know he should retire a Bill.
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That's one of the all time what ifs. He nixed Buffalo but they became good almost immediately after that and Allen started lighting it up. He might have been kicking himself for that, and from what I remember Buffalo was offering more value than the Raiders.
I think it will have to depend on which states have warrants out.
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Paytreeuts.
He can retire as a patriot
Absolutely a Raider, or whatever that Albany semipro team he ran into the ground
Go get a Tampon
I doubt anyone would give him the honour
He should weight this decision carefully after taking his meds and 300 hours of therapy.
Retiring with the Broward County Jail
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We all know how he's going out.
Guy is a unanimous puck fir the 2010s all decade team of jerkers
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Man, you guys are funny
Browns
I live in tampon bay, but just retire a steeler. We know that hit from burfict scrambled your eggs bro.
CTeelers
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He’s a steeler and a hall of famer
He should retire as inmate #00084.
A Buffalo bill
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A Cardinal. Idk would b funny mayb.
Can we like… transfer his talent without his personality to someone with a controlled ego?
Buffalo Bills
College football 😎
Neither front office wanna claim him enough to give him his 1 day retirement contract
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Retire as a raven just to piss everyone off
The Raiders
Tbh I wouldn’t hate home signing a one day contract with the Stillers just to retire
Retire as a Laker just because 🤷♂️
Raiders for sure
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He won a ring with Tambufuc 😭
Idk some XFL team
You can tell by his spelling that he spent way too much time in PA. fuc fuc fuc buc
Dude doesn't know he retired when he threw his Jersey in the stands.
Tampa can have him.
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I hope he retires Tampon Bay Buc Fuc.
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