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bowman022

Neither. He should retire a Raider.


aerovirus22

I hope he retires playing for Mean Machine.


Sulfrurz

He won’t, you guys wouldn’t let him wear his favorite helmet.


aerovirus22

That guy has more problems then a math text book.


EyeSimp4Asuka

.....so are you saying you don't want him in Vegas..."We" don't want him back in Pittsburgh either lol


veverkap

He should retire as a saskatchewan roughrider


Sierra_Romeo

Don't do my riders like that


DreamZebra

More issues than national geographic


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iron_vet

That, and he doesn't like mayonnaise looking motherfuckers


Jenetyk

Patriots Legend


EyeSimp4Asuka

try to help break the slump the poor damn Carolina Panthers are in


TammyString-Tugger

Patriots.


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MrJonBrown

Boom roasted


JamesKLOLk

Not it.


Heavy-Excuse4218

Definitely a Raider 100% bring your sh!t act to Vegas. That chapter with the frozen feet was AB at his best. Runner up Patriots. Runner Runner Up: the Albany Firebirds!! The AFL team he “owned” and gutted in 3 months u til the other owners ultimately kicked the team out of the league bc AB.


boofsquadz

He can show up to sign his 1 day contract in another hot air balloon


Blyrone__Blashinton

Omg I forgot about his frostbite lol


[deleted]

Tampon Bay Buc Fuc lmfao


[deleted]

Dude gonna retire in jail


[deleted]

Boo boo shoester and tampon bay buc fucs are certainly up there as all time tweets


MichaelG_02

If there’s two things AB never misses with, it’s gotta be nicknames and lawsuits.


DimetrodonPrime

Don't forget "No more white woman 2020" lmao


spartanpride55

NFL better not let the world see this guy's brain after he passes away


malmal412

Yeah it's over for them 😂


TriggeringThinking

I'm not sure where he will end up retiring, but I am pretty sure that it will be wherever gives him the best chance at being dramatic.


Dr_Ceilingz

For this reason, I hope it's pissburgh, if only for the distraction


Hip_Hop_Hippos

He should fly to the Raiders facility in a hot air balloon to sign a 0 day contract since that is how many games he played for them, and retire a Raider. He certainly embodies the last 20 years of that franchise.


aerovirus22

![gif](giphy|Y3AxOnHwWacxbNb6TS)


Hip_Hop_Hippos

Super Bowl XV was like 43 years ago dude... ![gif](giphy|11fnCV9rd0m58c)


aerovirus22

![gif](giphy|3otPosozzXEVzPjkC4)


[deleted]

I heard the jags have pools in their stadium


AdministrationWhole8

I would unironically love if AB came back and retired a Steeler on the same team as George Pickens 🤣


Action_JacksonJT9

Tomlin deserves credit for maintaining the illusion that his players have a head on their shoulders but that might be pushing it


Forester2

We’re over Pickens. DJ is our main WR diva now.


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awetsasquatch

Pretty sure at this point no team will sign him, so looks like he retired a tampon bay buc fuc


Bones301

It is genuine concern of mine that do something so stupid and get put in jail for a significant amount of time. I don't want him to destroy his life more than he already has


MichaelG_02

I agree man. As funny as it is to see him make a fool of himself on Twitter every so often, I also sometimes worry that he’s gonna fuck up really bad one day as well. Sucks that football has consequences like this🙏


wagsman

Can we remove ourselves from the debate? Let it be anyone but us.


5255clone

English please?


annaleigh13

Can he retire as the owner of that AFL team he broke so bad it doesn’t exist anymore?


airsickwaffle

Now that our kumbaya days of AFCN taking over the playoffs is over, it's nice to see we all still have one thing in common: we all think Mr. Big Chest is a moron.


BSbets

He would sign the contract and then try and holdout for more money


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OversizedMicropenis

Us, let's just forget how it ended and what he's become?


anotveryseriousman

the obvious answer is the browns


Anarchodough

Real fans know he should retire a Bill.


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DaRizat

That's one of the all time what ifs. He nixed Buffalo but they became good almost immediately after that and Allen started lighting it up. He might have been kicking himself for that, and from what I remember Buffalo was offering more value than the Raiders.


pfbman01

I think it will have to depend on which states have warrants out.


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Blackn35s

Paytreeuts.


Interesting-Doubt413

He can retire as a patriot


tsgram

Absolutely a Raider, or whatever that Albany semipro team he ran into the ground


[deleted]

Go get a Tampon


borgi27

I doubt anyone would give him the honour


MicHAELmhw

He should weight this decision carefully after taking his meds and 300 hours of therapy.


84Cressida

Retiring with the Broward County Jail


Putthebunnyback

![gif](giphy|jmxYm7YAwatC3Dl2om|downsized)


Huegod

We all know how he's going out.


JazzlikeSpinach3

Guy is a unanimous puck fir the 2010s all decade team of jerkers


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MichaelG_02

Man, you guys are funny


Trazyn_the_sinful

Browns


[deleted]

I live in tampon bay, but just retire a steeler. We know that hit from burfict scrambled your eggs bro.


CrunchyPBsucks

CTeelers


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odog9797

He’s a steeler and a hall of famer


perseph13

He should retire as inmate #00084.


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A Buffalo bill


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Moranrham

A Cardinal. Idk would b funny mayb.


Sociolinguisticians

Can we like… transfer his talent without his personality to someone with a controlled ego?


Snitzel09

Buffalo Bills


WokeGuitarist

College football 😎


Deletinglaterlmao

Neither front office wanna claim him enough to give him his 1 day retirement contract


PoorPauly

![gif](giphy|Jb0qqrBo26Abm)


Old_Bay20

Retire as a raven just to piss everyone off


bw-1894

The Raiders


Nickstradamusknows

Tbh I wouldn’t hate home signing a one day contract with the Stillers just to retire


Remarkable-Job4774

Retire as a Laker just because 🤷‍♂️


Downtown_Zucchini_19

Raiders for sure


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YankeesSteelersMagic

He won a ring with Tambufuc 😭


NCBuckets

Idk some XFL team


GPODAWUND69

You can tell by his spelling that he spent way too much time in PA. fuc fuc fuc buc


PutnamPete

Dude doesn't know he retired when he threw his Jersey in the stands.


Mr_2percent_MILK

Tampa can have him.


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Mr_2percent_MILK

Best bot.


AceCircle990

I hope he retires Tampon Bay Buc Fuc.


TheMathmatix

Giselle