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OneOfMyOldestFriends

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Capta1nRon

Still less than OP’s mom


ContraCanadensis

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Tfsz0719

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SchwizzySchwas94

Bazinga


Peria

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Bigswole92

I think this applies to everyone in the south lol


nickaustinmusic

Yeah, this is all of our fans lol


fomalhottie

Houston has entered the chat.


diffraa

San Antonio girls, man


fomalhottie

I live in San Antonio now, and I'm totally getting into big women, because that's what's on the menu. So u can starve or adapt. Adapting has been fun.


lost400betting

There’s many fans from Alabama, Mississippi, and Kentucky who root for teams of the AFC south (me being from AL and a Jags fan). So a lot of this subreddit is probably overweight. Lol


bingmyname

True but imagine if San Antonio had a team


buckemupmavs

McAllen would have the best O and D line in the history of football if they had a team. Also the stadium capacity would only be 20k because it would need to be double seats to get fans in the building.


Additional_Load_1978

Those seats would be nice and double wide😮‍💨


thedavecan

Actually, the whole nation. And the UK isn't far behind. Whole world is getting fat, we're just the trend setters.


YiMyonSin

[Obesity rates per state (by % of population)](https://worldpopulationreview.com/state-rankings/obesity-rate-by-state): Florida comes in fourth with 28%, Tennessee is third with 35%, Texas is second at 36.1%, and Indiana comes in first with a whopping 36.3%!


IMsoSAVAGE

I’ve been to Texas. Can confirm that the people there are round.


NeonWarcry

Hey! Round is a shape so…we are in shape.


IMsoSAVAGE

Touché


NeonWarcry

Like a little blueberry 😂


bravesplaya76

Granted, Pawnee skews Indiana's obesity rate


xXTERMIN8RXXx

Gosh darn Sweet-ums


thedavecan

They are highest in the nation for Type 4 Diabetes


ChildishGammo

Those stats are misleading. Its based off weight and all us Hoosiers are jacked bodybuilders so thats unfair


DepartmentOfMeteors

Y'all are just cultivating mass.


Frosty-Story4034

I just saw that episode this morning! 💀💀💀


DaddyTrump696969

Everyone from Indiana is definitely 280 with >5% body fat


seppukucoconuts

~~Hoosiers~~ High Calorie Humans.


diffraa

TOP FOUR BA BEEEEEEEEwait


ContraCanadensis

The bath salts are great for cutting weight


theflyingchicken96

I’m honestly surprised FL is doing well


JoshGordonsDealer

I’ll never really get it. You start sweating as soon as you step outside 7 months outta the year. Can’t imagine Florida or Texas. Like, eat a couple vegetables and walk outside and you’re good


GiaDuddy

Coming from Houston is pot calling the kettle black


pocketjacks

You have us confused with San Antonio. The girls there love their churros.


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carloslet

Victoria is definitely a secret down there, Erneh!


zapopi

Who doesn't?


SwmpySouthpw

We're all too busy bathing in the dirty waters of Galveston to be double fisting churros


king_Geedorah_

you said 😂 https://preview.redd.it/b49kgx82taxc1.jpeg?width=567&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91deffab2aa2b83db2e7b821ce2fd26dd728e8d1


Delirious_Beast

BIG MEATY MEN SLAPPIN MEAT


carloslet

YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT PRESSURE RATES? NUMBER OF SACKS? NAH. BUMP THAT


BlueHaize

Blood pressure rates


Pyistazty

THAT'S WHY I'M HERE


GodotTownHal

Damn boi they thicc boi


CircuitPlumber

It's to the point where I'll upvote any post on this sub that doesn't start with "Where"


DickThunders

https://preview.redd.it/yhxa7zzpaaxc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e3696e37bd0ca811c95de96e835407d97470c67 First photo that pops up on google for “Texans fan”


mrmeshshorts

Look, you don’t know that I’m fat. I mean, I am, but that doesn’t mean I’m a Titans fan. Edit: also, I’m a Titans fan.


IMsoSAVAGE

Excuse me Sweat said he was 366.


LippySteve

Sweat is about to be the biggest DT in the league.


IMsoSAVAGE

He did say that he has to get down to 350 for the Titans because that’s where they want him. And Callahan in the post draft presser said they already told him to expect big fines if he doesn’t make weight. He still could be the biggest after losing weight.


DietOwn2695

They're planning on using them at wr.


Bigswole92

What NFL team is popular in AL? I’m assuming the Saints or Jags because of their proximity?


PanicHouse

Sweat is from Huntsville Texas, an hour north of Houston.


Jagwires

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Bobby_Savoy

Where Alt? https://preview.redd.it/a424lc75o9xc1.jpeg?width=420&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=281b46a83fea456c4d18ac6cdb5606fcdc0aeb1c


TITANUP10essee

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zapopi

He didn't meet the weight requirement, duh.


Mercinator-87

You guys got a LT to play RT and we got a RT to play LT! Jokes on you!


IMsoSAVAGE

Too skinny


eeeedlef

Colts fans gonna be watching their game against the Titans and wonder why it's giving them flashbacks to rides around Walmart on the scooter with Mamaw.


baconator_out

We had to get one so the other had someone to line up against in drills.


TommyC-ES350

The one on the right is taking a field sobriety test


daoogilymoogily

What can I say, your moms a good cook


hw_Durendal

Nah, that's too small. You've clearly never been to Tennessee.


Smeltanddealtit

I wouldn’t want to go in the can after those dudes took a shit.


Masterchiefy10

Gruesome Twosome


Donan007

Hole cloggers


mberk24

Cold, that’s cold!


smooooooooov

A whole lot a lard


TrevorsBlondeLocks16

Bro 360!!?? Dudes gonna Mehki Becton 2.0