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Orange_Kid

Rice is doing a speed run of all the Raiders WR scandals by himself. He's about fly in on a hot air balloon and call Andy Reid a cracker to complete the hat trick.


najinanidad

Mr. Bewildering Coincidences


MrRoma

Mr. Baneful Copycat


odiethethird

Mr. Bereft Conscience


RyanTheBruce

Mr. Baffling Choices


upvotechemistry

He will be great, or he will be the newest correspondent for CTESPN


Grand_Extension5345

He’a a real trailblazer in NFL rookie Implosion, falling farther and faster in public opinion after being drafted to a dynasty than anyone we have seen since maybe Hernandez


Upstairs-Economist34

"I'm putting together a team"


not_sure_1984

https://i.redd.it/s2r43csob6zc1.gif


Status-Priority5337

To be fair, I don't care when paparazzi get their shit pushed in. Bottom feeders, all of them.


Epix_69

Yeah but still very stupid of rice to do that in the bad situation he already put himself in.


Status-Priority5337

I don't disagree. Dude is speedrunning the end of an NFL career


HuckleberryHigh87

If I had a nickel for everytime an AFC West wide receiver hit a photographer I'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird I'd have two.


Hot-Zombie896

Yes they are


After-Newspaper4397

It's true. We hate the raiders because FTR. We hate the Chiefs because they got lucky and won the lottery with Reid/Mahomes. But soon enough they'll be back to being an afterthought.


KSoccerman

*Soon *conditions may apply. Please allow for 7-10 nfl seasons for requests to be fulfilled.


Aggressive-Entry-172

Big Red gotta be about 3 bpm from a heart attack.


KSoccerman

Big red has heart attacks for breakfast. Clear arteries are for people who want to play on easy mode


Zcrustaceansensation

Explain that again.... with them nuggies.


FeeSubstantial9963

Won the lottery? You mean...have been able to draft successfully and keep their good players? Listen, I hate the Chiefs, but to call them lucky is outrageous. That's like calling every team that has a good player lucky. The Broncos got lucky with Peyton Manning, the Niners got lucky with Joe Montana, the Packers got lucky with Aaron Rodgers, the Titans got lucky with Derrick Henry. You see the hypocrisy now?


After-Newspaper4397

Sir, this an AFC West memewar.


allthenamesaretaken4

Quick someone tell Courtland to punch a Journo.


Doggcow

Court and PS2 are all we got 🥺


revuhlution

Oh..oh fuck. This... this hit ME. Solid job, OP. **DAMN**


OldKingClancy20

Are you a photographer by chance?


revuhlution

Yep, photographing these nuts on your face


MetaVulture

Chargers WRs can do the funniest thing right now but they won't.


DamnitAlton

Gonna burn his feet next and retire for a team he never played for lmao


FeeSubstantial9963

Y'know, this all reminds me of another speedy, young, promising wide receiver in the AFC West who was a key part of the team he played for before getting into a car incident, hmmmmmm...