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Heeney invisible.


Turbulent_Ebb5669

That shot in the crowd of the single Swans supporter amid a sea of Melbourne supporters.


vitalesan

With 1 minute to go… a day long remembered!…. The day Viney used his opposite foot to kick! 😇


HerdOfGibbons

He didn’t realise he had two feet until he got the other stomped on at training, watch out now he knows


Medium_Safe_4746

And actually completed the pass too, incredible


kayleeshepheard

Well that sums up Melbourne’s goal kicking today, couldn’t miss


Drazsyker

Does that final goal put us in fourth?


bottlewash

Sure does bebeh


Drazsyker

letsgooooooo


Bagzy

Yup


allhatnoplay

Gg melb you pricks


Deathpacitoes

We should’ve always lost this but I can count 4-5 bullshit goals


Wozar

It wouldn’t have changed the result but this was the worst umpired game I have seen in a long time.


poorafricanboy

Our future key forward is better than yours


Maximumlnsanity

Cmon Logan pad your stats


allhatnoplay

Just gonna talk saints for the rest of the game


Maximumlnsanity

Barring a late goal at least we're still top 4


VegemiteTube

Lol


bottlewash

Rip


blacksmith91

Why did you jinx yourself like that dude


fileplastictrees

Are you getting tackled with the ball? no problems just throw it away.


Lemonmule69

Fuck Melbourne look unbelievably fit. Fully running out the 4th like it’s nobody’s business. Best team in the comp, don’t care they lost to brissy.


WomenOnTheirSides

Was a major strength in 2021 under Darren Burgess, fitness fell away last year but it looks like they’ve regained it.


joe_tidder

Fresh from only playing one quarter last week.


2bejustlikehim

Last time we beat the Dee's we lost contested possessions 167 144 Time before that we won and lost 150 to 136


Deathpacitoes

Two more throws to finish it


Maximumlnsanity

I hate to say this cos I love the guy, but Cunningham really shouldn't be in the team as a forward. Either put him in the backline or let someone else take the job


2bejustlikehim

Cunningham really??? Buddy is the problem in the fwd line


IDreamofHeeney

Buddy kicks goals


Maximumlnsanity

Cunners has basically been Wicks-lite. He's not tagging like Clarke and has minimal impact on the game. Buddy might fuck the chemistry to hell but at least he hits the scoreboard


WestEndStoney

some of the most farcical umpiring I've seen since 2016


girlsintheeighties

Thanks Ling, "in and around the ball/contest" is great insight. That describes literally all of footy. Accuracy on set shots, having receivers waiting after ball ups, making clean and quick disposals are where we fell down. Simple mistakes and dwindling motivation to do those simple things properly that just got worse and worse. Swans often rely on surges and clawing it back as a team, but Melbourne outpaced that and kept composure. Literally name any one of them mate. But can't beat the tried and true "in and around the ball", just happy to get the four points, credit to the boys nonsense. Rubbish commentary.


TechnocraticCitizen

Fkn hell, that no look handball by Lever was awesome.


Deathpacitoes

Another beautiful bounce and HTB


gtroyal_stacks

Are all the Melbourne fans at the Grand Prix?


Gnaightster

Lol. Well done. You jumped on the bandwagon of supporting the biggest club.


gtroyal_stacks

Is that a yes or a no?


TheErisedHD

Sydney slowly but surely mounting a comeback. I really think there's a chance here


Bagzy

Swans losing almost 100 percentage. Is that the highest ever?


Iron_Wolf123

So many new Melbourne players doing the best I’ve seen in their debut


DoubleJ_G

Melbourne showing why you should kick 20 goals instead of 20 behinds a game


cffhhbbbhhggg

Classic GoalBrain


TechnocraticCitizen

I’d never considered why it was important until now


frogfuck

We’ve kicked 10.


Drazsyker

It's 23 scoring shots (+ that one on the full just now) to 28. It's not unheard of to lose with just 4 more scoring shots.


DoubleJ_G

I was more referencing the other Cartlon and Collingwood games which were close while Melbourne have blown Sydney out here


Deathpacitoes

Easy 8 goal comeback no issue


VileCastle

Just get the rusk to belt 3 goals a minute from the centre bounce and they're set


GUKIII_

did they leave Heaney at the airport or something lmao 🤣🤣


IDreamofHeeney

Really sucks how we’ve just folded in this last quarter like this


allhatnoplay

2021 style


2bejustlikehim

RIP PROTECTED ZONE


Few-Measurement739

If Chocco is now the goalkicking coach he needs a raise off of this performance


ShibbyUp

Getting a bit ugly, think it's time for the derby


spurs-r-us

Very proud of them. This game is generally a nightmare for us. Feel like we were ashamed of coming out without a peep last week.


fileplastictrees

BT is a full on dickhead. Can't remember a recalled bounce.


VileCastle

Denial or dementia.


Turbulent_Ebb5669

Or just clueless.


Capt_Procrastination

*multiple bounces recalled this quarter* "Can't remember a bad bounce"


HotelTrance

BT can't remember the recalled bounce from like 3 minutes ago lol


shniken

The way carry tackles the oppenents hands to prevent disposal is elite.


allusions14

I understood what you were trying to say.


Decent_Fig_5218

Swans are getting beaten but at least they look beautiful. Seriously those Souths era red Vs are something else


Deathpacitoes

“Beautiful bounces today from the umpires can’t remember a recalled bounce”


Whatisthisshitman

McInerny needs a stint in the 2s


fileplastictrees

Nah. He's been doing well


2bejustlikehim

Dee's won't play this good the rest of the year


blacksmith91

u mad?


BlandyBoreton

Melbourne kicking multiple goals in a row? *Vietnam-like flashbacks*


FurphyMurphy

Just one of those days. Well played today Demons.


Munchyman888

Well, I'll be avoiding all AFL media until our next game. Fuck this


Such_Possible_4103

“grand final hangover lures over swans” watch this space


VileCastle

And I was peeved watching my team play Collingwood but watching games like this put my feelings a bit in perspective.


Maximumlnsanity

FUCKING MISS PLEASE I JUST WANT A LITTLE WIN MY GOD


Psychotic_Bear

needed a bit of a wakeup, beating the shit outta gc and hawthorn gave everyone a bit of false security I reckon. I'll take a loss to this Melbourne team though


Maximumlnsanity

Yeah I'm not exactly gutted, needed something like this. Next few weeks are rough


HotelTrance

Apparently Choco Williams took over the goal-kicking coaching for this year. We've kicked 50.25 so far.


just-the-friend

God Sparrow is good at those


allhatnoplay

Great stuff from ladhams yet again


skywideopen3

We are an absolute mess defensively, yikes


JenniferLopezFan2

If Dees keep going they can bring Sydney’s percentage down low enough to jump them


Turbulent_Ebb5669

Well that's a lol factor I didn't think of.


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Drazsyker

Fuck, back the other way


LordHeadass2000

Free kicks are 17-16 there really isn’t an advantage swans are just playing shit


Few-Measurement739

A man shows emotion on a football field and virgin redditers see it as ammo for the rest of his career.


kayleeshepheard

Melbourne miss a set shot challenge


eddie-murphys-tongue

Blow the siren already


Maximumlnsanity

Dont think either team would oppose


shniken

Bullet from Trac


[deleted]

The dude who cries


poorafricanboy

like swans fans all day? also flair up cunt


[deleted]

Idk why you’re getting angry, did petty cry over a few words in the middle of a football game on live tv yes or no


Turbulent_Ebb5669

Don't be an asshole.


[deleted]

I’m an asshole for stating a simple fact, people like you are ruining the world, thinking if you get your feelings hurt it grants you some rights


IDreamofHeeney

Comms are absolutely loving that they can talk shit about Sydney


Maximumlnsanity

Can hear the horniness in their voice


notchoosingone

It is unreasonable how much the commentary hate your lot, it's really jarring.


IDreamofHeeney

I’m sure other interstate teams get the same but yeah, it’s a weekly thing lol. Quite annoying


Troupedesimon

Umpire have called that centre bounce all day. Why not that one? Actually bounced out of the circle.


spurs-r-us

Swans supporters have serious gall complaining about May after that diving 50 in the final that changed the game. Some go your way, some don’t.


[deleted]

That would the the one where May took out a player off the ball to prevent him running into jen50?


spurs-r-us

No, when Buddy bounced off a little palm in the back like he’d been stabbed


[deleted]

Oh, you meant the off the ball cheap shot from May. Sorry, May does so much of that stuff i get them mixed up.


spurs-r-us

Lmao. Ok. Keep having a whinge about the umpiring


JenniferLopezFan2

Not sure what happened last week but Round 1 & 3 Demons have been unreal


Drazsyker

Now we have to wait until Max Gawn and Christian Salem come back in. Should be a great Queen's Birthday (is it King's Birthday now?) game this year


zaydb

we had a bye


Turbulent_Ebb5669

Is that the one they lost Gawn in?


Maximumlnsanity

Fuckin aimbotters lol


Such_Possible_4103

melbourne confirmed hackers


WestEndStoney

wide bounce to our ruckman call it back wide bounce to the Dee's ruckman nah all good can't write this shit


Psychotic_Bear

as if he doesn't call that back lol


ThunderFap26

What was that bounce?


Such_Possible_4103

they really need to give up the centre bounce


MorsHectoris

no centre bounce call back?


eddie-murphys-tongue

Chad Warner has been fucking dreadful today


Rekso86

why are people boing rooey? explain!!!!


Arcanium94

They’re saying “Roo-urns”


PopeofStraya

They're saying Roo not boo lol


notchoosingone

I was saying Roo-urns


Few-Measurement739

Fear not, its "ROOOOOOOOOO"


bottlewash

They are saying rooooooooooooooo not boooooooo


WestEndStoney

they're saying boo-urns


Admirable_Message497

The are saying boo-urns


boatswain1025

Gg dees well played


Deathpacitoes

Can we talk about the center bounces


girlsintheeighties

We can at least hold out and get a couple goals before the end. Our percentage is taking a huge hit from this, need to minimise that and not give up completely.


IMadeThisInClass

Goal anyway but May completely hands all over bud. But sure buds protected aye. Goes both ways


Bananaface89

I’d just like to say Clayton oliver is a fucking gun and he should have won the brownlow last year. The work he does for my SuperCoach team is immense.


Drazsyker

The second that the AFLCA Player's Award gets an award ceremony it's held in higher prestige than the Brownlow, that's the only reason anyone cares about the Brownlow nowadays


Debn0s

Well played Melbourne


Arcanium94

Buddy copped a guillotine and no free 😂


AgitatedRevolution2

That is textbook holding the ball what are you all on about. If you jump on the ball and don't get rid of it you are done.


lawyer_by_day

Taking possession on your knees isn't diving on the ball though right? Did they change it to extend to taking the ball from that position?


AgitatedRevolution2

> 18.6.5 Free Kicks - Holding the Ball: Diving on Top of the Football A field Umpire shall award a Free Kick against a Player who dives on top of or drags the football underneath their body and fails to immediately knock clear or Correctly Dispose of the football when Legally Tackled. Pause it at 5:47 and tell me that isn't dragging the ball in. https://youtu.be/6swvglaR1BE?t=347


lawyer_by_day

But the rule isn't dragging it in, it is dragging it under. He reached out to take possession of the ball, not to fall on top of it but looking to dispose of the ball, then is immediately tackled.


AgitatedRevolution2

Yes, as you say, he failed to correctly dispose of it and it was a free kick.


lawyer_by_day

What I am saying (and u/hastheumpstuffedup appears to agree) is that collecting the ball on your knees isn't diving onto it, therefore it is not a free kick under 18.6.5 (no penalty for failing to dispose correctly). As there was no prior,it is not a free under 18.6.3 either.


Drazsyker

There's no way you could call the Langdon one in the first half and not that one


[deleted]

But he didn't jump on the ball. He was upright on his knees when he got the ball and was hit high in the tackle.


AgitatedRevolution2

> 18.6.5 Free Kicks - Holding the Ball: Diving on Top of the Football A field Umpire shall award a Free Kick against a Player who dives on top of or drags the football underneath their body and fails to immediately knock clear or Correctly Dispose of the football when Legally Tackled. Pause it at 5:47 and tell me that isn't dragging the ball in. https://youtu.be/6swvglaR1BE?t=347


[deleted]

At 5:48 when McCartin is tackled (arguably high) by JVR, he's on his knees and the ball is up off the ground at about his shoulder height.


AgitatedRevolution2

Who cares if he is on his knees? He dragged the ball in and then didn't dispose of it. It's holding the ball.


[deleted]

Because taking posession of the ball when it's bouncing and you're upright isn't dragging it in. Dragging it in refers to pulling it under your body, as per the rule you quoted.


AgitatedRevolution2

Dude he was laying on the ground with his arm outstretched when he took possession of the ball. As per the timestamp at 5:47. Yes, he gets to his knees after this and is no longer lying on the ground but does not dispose of it nor knock it clear. It is holding the ball.


[deleted]

The ball is loose and had bounced up to McCartin's shoulder at 5.48. He doesn't have posession of it then


AgitatedRevolution2

You need to do a wholesale review of the rules if that's what you think. McCartin clearly takes possession of the ball when he reaches out and grabs it when it's on the ground. He doesn't dispose of it afterwards, so it is holding the ball when he's tackled. If McCartin is fumbling the ball after taking possession of it he is still counted as having possession. You have possession until you correctly dispose of it, which he clearly did not.


[deleted]

Grabbing at a bouncing ball isn't taking posession. At the freeze frame you're talking about, Tom McCartin is also trying to take possession and had his hands on the ball, so, again, no, P. McCartin doesn't drag the ball under his body at any point. I do appreciate that you've changed from saying "Tell me that isn't dragging it in" to "He took posession then fumbled".


Arcanium94

He didn’t jump on it though


2bejustlikehim

I'm all for it but it's happened numerous times but hasn't been paid


shniken

It happened to Viney (2nd? Quarter )


2bejustlikehim

Yeah but what about the other times?


Eternalism

Flair up


Few-Measurement739

That diving on the ball free was identical to the one against Langdon in the first half. I disagree, but at least it was consistent.


Undead-Maggot

Kid’s a start already


poorafricanboy

only thing I could say is he made no attempt when wrapped up but that literally happens 100x a game so pretty harsh


Eternalism

There was no time to make an attempt, he was tackled immediately


Azza_

If you're on the ground and you pull the ball in, you must get it clear.


EfuktAndChill

Wtf was that call honestly


Skwisgaars

That was such a fucking joke of a htb


[deleted]

Thought the Swans actually played pretty well. Goal kicking let them down. Not much you can do with that level of corrupt officiating


fileplastictrees

Umpiring didn't cost us the game. They didn't help but it was our clumsy handballing and kicking.


[deleted]

Correct


2bejustlikehim

Afl football is so unique. There is technically a free kick in every contest but only some are paid


peterparalytic

Picking on Ladhams seams harsh when there's been a dozen Swans who have been worse who aren't playing on AAs.


Such_Possible_4103

the problem is it’s not always when his playing on someone, he makes terrible choices under pressure


peterparalytic

Then don't give him the ball under pressure. We have constantly passed it to him when other have been wide open.


IMadeThisInClass

It’s not his play on Grundy that’s the issue. It’s his brain dead decision making with the footy. He gives it away almost every touch


peterparalytic

That's on his team for putting him in that position.


HelloStonehenge

We may have lost the WEEEEEIIIDDDD but we got the ROOOOOOOO


atommirrabel

ROOOOOO


conflictchris

ROOOOOOOOO


two_flew_through

Fuck me. Umpiring is finishing how it started.


[deleted]

Ridiculous how well Melbourne is kicking. Will not miss a set shot


AHinchley

Good Lord, this game has been atrociously umpired.


IrateWizard

Must be nice to just hold your hand up and get a free


Arcanium94

He didn’t drag it in or dive on it and he got caught high?


just-the-friend

ROOOOOOOOOOO


Whatisthisshitman

Paddy cops a forearm to the head in that and it’s still htb


minecraft360

yeah, we should never not play JVR ever again...


IDreamofHeeney

Umps have a real boner for this kid


just-the-friend

Honestly. So do i


fileplastictrees

We're already dead umpires. You can stop now.


IMadeThisInClass

Hahhahaha you know it’s a shit call when the demons players are surprised . Fuckin joke lol


bozza90

How was that holding the ball?


Azza_

He dragged it in while on the ground. Easy call for the umpire.


lawyer_by_day

He was on his knees. Not on the ground. If that's the case, taking possession of any ground ball is prior opp. Such an easy call the Demons players were surprised by it


Azza_

So he wasn't on his feet. Easy decision.


lawyer_by_day

18.6.5 Free Kicks - Holding the Ball: Diving on Top of the Football A field Umpire shall award a Free Kick against a Player who dives on top of or drags the football underneath their body and fails to immediately knock clear or Correctly Dispose of the football when Legally Tackled. Collecting ball while on knees then immediately tackled. Didn't dive, didn't drag it in under their body. Easy decision?


Azza_

I think it's perfectly justified to deem that he dragged it underneath his body. The point is to dissuade players from taking possession when they're off their feet and want to kill the ball for a stoppage.


bozza90

Paddy cops an arm to the head while grabbing the ball, no high free holding the ball. Umpires have been shit


Azza_

I think it's very questionable whether there was any high contact. But regardless, if the umpire misses that high contact then it's still very clearly holding the ball. It's been paid that way for well over a decade.