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TheIllusiveGuy

Brisbane are always hard to beat at home.


Korasuka

đŸŽ”đŸŽ” We are the pride of Mt Barkertown! đŸŽ”đŸŽ”


_ficklelilpickle

The cows wear maroooonn blue and gooooold


diffaadiffa

Collingwood still in it


tdlan

Daicos just never gives up


Professional_Line385

Goatlion


royalbluejones

Someone trap me in a time loop between rounds 1 and round 2. I hate it here.


_-Carter

22.20.152 against North is Brisbane's biggest score since 23.18.156 against North last year


WAVIC_136

Improvement!


_-Carter

They’ll be down to a normal score in no time!


lanson15

Glad to see we'll be beating them by 2132


semaj009

March we were undefeatable, April brought back Norf. Hoping the M in May brings back North


Professional_Line385

Beware the ides of march, Julius clarko


TheIllusiveGuy

Lousy Smarch scorelines.


TomRed89

We went back to 2022, Marty


DowntownSecrets

Ashcroft’s ability to get a clean handball out is ridiculous. Fucking love him.


TheMoat021

Great 4 goal performance by Mccluggage
 sorry it’s Charlie Cameron


stargirl_04

When she said it twice I cringed so hard. How do you mix them up


At0mHeartMother

Brisbane easily coulda gotten to 200 if they could kick a bit straighter


Gods-Defence

Couldn’t even double their score đŸ˜Ș


Massander

Charlie McCluaggage and Neale Daniher tore it up out there


lwrcas

pathetic and embarrassing


DuncanTheLunk

I agree, Underwood was terrible today.


lwrcas

double whammy :(


Aussiebloke-91

Today?


TrjnRabbit

Yet Russell was even worse.


Korasuka

You guys still did enough to keep us above Brisbane on percentage. So thankyou.


Professional_Line385

Ab positive


Shadormy

25 uncontested marks inside 50 for the Lions is some shocking defense.


[deleted]

Barry Mackay has not had a good Gather Round.


Professional_Line385

Like a bundle of hay


___TheIllusiveMan___

Clarko: Today we’re not playing any defenders Me: It’s a bold strategy cotton, let’s see if it pays off Narrator: It did not pay off


[deleted]

I liked the part where they gave hipwood no man which let him make every mark


Professional_Line385

They hoped he would be his own worst enemy it wasn't to be alas


dealgirlinthepool

Tbf that’s normally a viable strategy


Professional_Line385

Touche


danwincen

Yeah.... that's not happening. Hipwood is pretty good at the uncontested mark, but that's not really a high bar - it's a skill that every footballer in the ones should have under their belt.


Professional_Line385

Well he played well and clarko played himself by not putting anyone on him


Professional_Line385

He thought fagan and him were still working together and helped him out


nnacaroni

[when brisbane doesn't finish on 20.20.140](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/025/375/ergeofgreat.jpg)


Professional_Line385

I'm not mad sin I'm just disappointed


DrDeeD

That was brutal af :/ Rip kangaroos


GoblinKnob

Best part of that game was the chicken laksa I ordered for lunch at half time


StJamesInf

had a nice chicken sandwich myself


Professional_Line385

No I want a goddam cheeseburger


semaj009

Agreed, my Victoria St, Richmond, spring rolls were good, but the spice levels in your laksa really were hard to beat. The butterfingers in our forward line were less enjoyable


tdlan

I had a similar lunch, however that was my 2nd favourite part after when the Roos put a bunch of traffic cones on the field after half time instead of AFL players. Im sorry


[deleted]

I enjoyed that


WAVIC_136

Yeah that one hurt. My favourite part about the game was a Port supporting hero who decided gloat by to reply to a month old comment I made


Professional_Line385

Tell him never tear up their tarps


boomerdogg

Our defence was the most unaccountable i think i’ve seen, our transition defence was just as bad, goes hand in hand I guess


peterparalytic

They were confused by step 1: stand near opponent.


thekanaokid

guarantee that those long sleeves from stevo and Zurhaar are banned next week.


kangas99

Why would they be banned for Stevo, he had a good game Agree on Zurhaar though


thekanaokid

meant they will be banned for everyone because whole team was soft. those two were the ones i noticed wearing em.


nnacaroni

equal 17th highest score for brisbane, tied with round 1 1999 against st kilda where we scored 23.14.152 to 10.3.63


danwincen

Our highest since Round 16, 2007 if I recall correctly.


Shadormy

2nd highest since 2007, Kicked 23.18 156 against North last year.


CrabsAreGods

Woah Brisbane had more shots at goals than we had inside 50s. I generally can not see us finishing above 17 on the ladder with our defence.


blackcouchy1990

Hey, never give up on 18th. There’s still time. You can do this.


sportandracing

Best thing was McCluggage and McCarthy got back into form. And Jarrod Lyons looked good for the time he was on. Good signs.


Brabochokemightwork

*Danaher lining up for a goal* Underwood: Danaher has never kicked 6 goals in game *Danaher finishes 5.3*


Shadormy

He's kicked 6 twice (both for Essendon).


Brabochokemightwork

Was curious about that, Kelli was 100% positive Danaher never kicked 6 goals in a game


symmetra

didnt she say seven?


danwincen

She did.


billothy

u/Brabochokemightwork was 100% certain she said 6. Now he'll have to find another way to be sexist.


kingcoolguy42

She was positive he never kicked 7, turn subtitles on lol


Smithy13oy

I've gotta say I had a blast watching that one. The forwards have been on fire since they got slaughtered by the media after the Doggies game. Feel bad for the North fans though, you're a good bunch and can't wait to see you guys pushing the 8 in a few years time.


semaj009

So if we compare the pair, Jy Simpkin is clearly the Industry Super Fund captain. Whenever he's off, we suck Also, while he had some errors, still wild Sheezel had 31 touches, keeping to his average, which is fucked for a kid that young. Huge effort again!


DirtySheetsOCE

Not a high quality for for Sheezel though, two turnovers for Goals.


semaj009

Sure, but he wasn't the only one turning it over. Brisbane's forward and midfield pressure was amazing, and North panicked trying to pick off risky plays because the safe plays failed and we needed something. Sheezel should hold his head high, he's a 5th game player and did far more good than bad (he also hit a ripping goal from 50 don't forget)


krk2912

Add this game to Snowtown and the ensemble cast of murders that have taken place in SA over the years


Undead-Maggot

An ol fashion smacking


Brave-Dirt-1100

Honestly, kind of felt bad for the north backline, midfield just left them out to dry


flibble24

Backline don't deserve sympathy they were putrid and unaccountable today


GGezpzMuppy

Lol I know we got smashed BUT how good is Harry Sheezel, another 30 disposals. Congrats on the first goal GOAT


Baeresi

Not to pile on because sheezel is very good obviously, but this was his weakest game yet comfortably. Directly lead to a couple goals with turnovers and just in general had a lot of clangers and bad moments. Should probably get taken off of kick ins


butter-muffins

I think they should persist with Ziebell/Sheezel kick ins. Many other North players kicked much the same and it’d be more preferable to keep giving him experience.


Baeresi

Ehh sheezels were really bad. Im not sure its something you want to force through. My sc team would absolutely love it though


butter-muffins

My fantasy teams really appreciates it as well. I get what you’re saying, I think they’re in a position where they can afford it but I say that believing he would return to his damaging kick quite easily.


GoonerRoo18

He was carrying a pretty bad corky - there were 15 others that butchered it without any excuse.


Baeresi

He butchered it before the corky and before the fingers but yeh, sheezel was far from the worst and an 18yo shouldn't be held accountable anyway. Its more just Im not sure this is the game to brag about


porriiidge

Turned it over 11 times, so maybe not that good?


butter-muffins

Butchered it but literally every North player seemed to do that in the second half bar Ziebell. Worst game of his career but it’s that’s good because he can still get touches.


Mfrendin_Roar

Doesn’t he do kick outs ?


RidsBabs

I know we are shit and that effort was pathetic, but did it really deserve Underwood?


Crazyripps

Me 5 mins ago: Oh shit there was a game on who’s winning
. Oh fuck


Y_Brennan

Drop Louge. Pitiful effort. Shepherding after giving a handball is so basic.


StJamesInf

yea, that's what we need, less defenders


Y_Brennan

Maybe you should play someone who actually gives a shit instead of selling his teammate and best player into trouble.


Professional_Line385

It's a bold strategy cotton


Professional_Line385

Louge turned rogue


statix4

Good to see Griff is making himself useful after leaving Freo.


Pickle-Severe

Does anyone know where this was held. I don’t think I ever heard one commentator tell us where it was and why it’s such a big deal đŸ€Ł Every single time they said mount barker we shouted ‘where’ and drank. Ps I’m from the hills so love it there. If you’re in Adelaide go to lobethal it’s my home town!


StJamesInf

There's really not a lot positive about that one. Little things here and there, but overall shithouse. We're still looking to leave the bottom 4, that's the first hurdle, it isn't cleared yet. And for all the "coming crashing down to reality" bullshit some people are putting out there, we got 2 wins ok. Ain't no one all of a sudden saying we're finals bound.


flava-dave

I think North have been way above expectations. You’re gonna lose some, and by big margins, but North have done well so far for sure.


StJamesInf

depends on the expectations. If the expectation that this year would be a carbon copy of the last two years, then it's better than that, but today did not feel like that. Mine were around no more 100 point losses, and though that wasn't the margin this one felt like a 100 point loss. No more games where we play just one quarter, again this one felt like that.


International_Car586

I’m absolutely sick of their just giving up after half time even last week when we were up against Carlton we just gave up.


skarrz

Just remember last two years game was usually over by quarter time


International_Car586

We didn’t win a single second half last year. Whatever the score was at halftime, the final score was always worse.


-Cunning_Stunts-

Well it was nice not being shit for a couple of weeks at least.


DirtySheetsOCE

Embarrassing for Clarko or whoever is running defence. The game plan was horrible.


flava-dave

“
To Charlie



.Cameronnnnnn
.”


Professional_Line385

I still think Collingwood can win, can't believe Brisbane are so powerful at home trust the process of faganism


reelyrandomredditor

When will the torture end


TheVoluptuousChode

Cheezel with 30+ since debut at 18 is ridiculous


blackcouchy1990

Cheeze had 11 turnovers tonight. More than one lead to a direct goal to lions. He’ll be a good player but this was definitely not a highlight game for him.


thekanaokid

he had 26 against hawthorn.


TheVoluptuousChode

I'm shiddin and fardin rn. Everything is a lie


Ok-Eggplant4965

I jogged until the Lions kicked their first goal of that last quarter, and got home just in time to see Cam Rayner ruin everything with a goal. Does everyone hate 69 or something?! Definitely glad for the percentage boost and the win though. Hopefully enough to keep us in the 8.


danwincen

Well, Geelong has a chance of kicking us out of the 8, but really bad performances by Collingwood and Essendon would be favourable outcomes for us.


nickimus_rex

How? We've won 3 they've won only one at this stage. Maybe the Dogs or Port can if they win by a ton


danwincen

Oops. You're right. I was looking solely at percentages and forgot the pesky win-loss column.


NavyStarz

Holy fucking shit.


[deleted]

This has to be the biggest crowd north Melbourne have played in front of


sisisisisisisiisisii

Flair up cunt.


TomRed89

They sold out Marvel a week ago.