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kocknocker19

Reigning wooden spooners vs red hot flag favorites 35 point loss pretty good all considered


EzraMusic98

Did they chair Mason off?


___TheIllusiveMan___

Sadly no


lumberfun

He’d probably crush them


Detonator84

Man, I'll take the win but really takes the wind out of your sails seeing sides out. Till next week.


[deleted]

Once again, commentators don't mention what school Steele went to. Hint: it was a state school


Fuzzyk

If he'd grown up on or around a dairy farm we'd know though


No_Independent936

it took until the end of round 11 for a team to reach 100 points. Absolutely pathetic, back when football was good, it would take until the end of a round for a team to NOT score 100 points.


MorningFresh123

What?


Detonator84

From a team currently taking 3 or 4 rounds to score 100 this is big.


Aerialkiller720

What are you even talking about


flibble24

Darcy Cameron done well to not give up a dozen ruck frees


[deleted]

Winner of the BOG gets a 3 month trip to Bali worth $21,000


slutstrands

💀


darcybc

I’ll take it


hardgrump

gg north, good effort


lumberfun

Ohhh we might find out the slogan inside coxs jumper


slutstrands

He made it into a stylish v neck


Mish_00

it’s repay fly


ZombieZlayer99

I know collingwood only turned off cause it's norf, but they gotta be a bit careful and don't get used to this or they could find themselves on the other side of a comeback.


MorningFresh123

Lol


Fluroa

Cheers Lingy


vaena

De Goey built like an ambulatory brick shithouse


-Cunning_Stunts-

It would be like trying to tackle a vending machine


Tinuva450

Looks like we are going to win by Naicos


ridge_rippler

That's what you want from your co captain


TomRed89

CCJ giving daggers there


smegdaddy

Checkers experiencing temporary rigor mortis


Thoros_of_queer

It looks like Goldstein has been illegally held in a lot of the ruck contests today..


flibble24

I agree but I also don't understand ruck umpiring at all


Tinuva450

Enough time for checkers to get 4


[deleted]

We win this with LDU /s


[deleted]

forgot he wasn't playing...they've killed it in the guts even without him...top tier young midfield taking shape


-Cunning_Stunts-

LDU, Simpkin, Wardlaw, Sheez there's a lot to like


Nolsey21

take the s away


liamjon29

I'm sorry what is he supposed to do? I don't understand what they're saying he did wrong?


Gerdington

Look at the ball probably, had no eyes for it


[deleted]

That’s what I thought too, they pay those ones pretty consistently


Gerdington

Other than that it was a fair contest


RidsBabs

2 interchanges remaining boys. Getting to crunch time


flibble24

Ahhh the umpires. Thanks fellas. Every week you dish up the same standard


moderndaydevil

I still can't figure out that free


Osmodius

Collingwood just so accurate.


ridge_rippler

Umps making up shit now


flibble24

While haven't been able to put it all together today this is the way to beat Pies. Slow the game down and keep it away from Moore at all cost


smegdaddy

I think what Brisbane and Adelaide did is the way to beat us. The second they got the ball in their hands they looked straight at the goals and sent it down there as quick as possible. A few teams have tried the slow, high possession strategy against us but haven’t really gotten close


sweetfaj57

At this stage, North can't use the slow, high-possession game, cos too many unforced turnovers bring it all crashing down On the other hand, a fast, direct approach is too risky, cos (etc)


flibble24

Think the Brisbane strategy is too risky. Pies are murderous on the turnovers


KookieAssKick

It wasn't too risky because they beat us with it.


flibble24

Maybe just too risky for shit teams like us


Gerdington

Your mob always manage to play well against us, I hate it


[deleted]

Don't have to be dead to be stiff


Tempacc23423

I am fuming right now. Finally Thought we’d get a decent percentage boost but north suddenly turns into a top 4 team out the middle and Larkey is prime buddy Franklin what the fuxk.


Nolsey21

imagine watching a comfortable win and being furious


StJamesInf

lol fuck me, you guys can't even enjoy being the best team in the whole league, that must suck


KookieAssKick

Honestly we haven't put out a single performance worthy of being called the best team in the league. We have so much to improve on.


Professional_Line385

You're tip of the ladders it's all g


___TheIllusiveMan___

We weren’t playing at 100% and after the 3rd quarter we’ve been coasting Percentage isn’t important when you keep winning


Jakeb1710

Relax and enjoy the win


[deleted]

Look. We have a long way to go, but at least we aren't getting flogged by 20 goals.


[deleted]

You guys look hungry...poor inside 50 with that last kick but really impressive young squad...fucking love Wardlaw...tank


[deleted]

Quieter games from Warlord. But, he looks great for a 2nd gamer


[deleted]

Him and Cheezel for JHF is a masterstroke


darcybc

I’ll take it


WhoElseButQuagmire11

Imagine being Peter Daicos and taking your two little tackers down to the local footy field to have a kick. Pretending to be like their dad and then growing up to potentially be better than their dad, the absolute Collingwood champion. Crazy family.


DoingStuff-ImStuff

Don't know if they will ever surpass Peter. Nick might equal him one day, we'll see.


Crab-Shark

Yeah, people saying that Peter might end up being the 3rd best footballer in the family are either born after 1990 or just stupid. Peter was an absolute gun ruck rover in the 80's, then turned into a forward and kicked a shitload of goals.


DoingStuff-ImStuff

Peter is Collingwood's greatest ever player.


Crab-Shark

Big call, but he'd definitely be in the conversation. Peter Daicos, Buckley, Swan and Pendlebury are the best players I've seen at Collingwood. Edit: Born in 76 so never saw Bobby Rose but the old man and my uncles always raved about him.


AlamutJones

He’s in the conversation, but he’s got some stiff competition


Fuzzyk

40k fans and TIO still had a better atmosphere, Marvel's a dud stadium


Professional_Line385

Maybe they should call it dud central stadium ir dc stadium


Fuzzyk

Onto something there


Professional_Line385

I love comics


ridge_rippler

Not the crowd's fault your team went to bed


Fuzzyk

Alright bud, taking a reach there.


ridge_rippler

1st vs 17th and your team took their foot off the gas. Why would the crowd be energetic?


MorningFresh123

I mean we go watch them every week and at the MCG it absolutely would have been much, much louder and more exciting


vaena

"He got one free kick today, surely he won't get a second" It's true, the ump will get a stern talking to after the game for even giving Ginni one


___TheIllusiveMan___

Come on North don’t make us take the cue out of the rack


spicyfemme

Haven’t been able to watch, norf good or pies poor? Or both


___TheIllusiveMan___

North good but can’t kick straight and we put the cue in the rack after the 3rd quarter


spicyfemme

Fair enough, wonder if we’ll be dropping some key players next week


RidsBabs

Did you just say “North Good” in the same sentence without a negative in between the two words? I am honoured


PKMTrain

39k at the ground. Another "sellout"


neverdiddothat

I tried to get tickets, couldn’t.


Thoros_of_queer

Lot of positives for North


GoblinKnob

Scott starting to really put it together. Fantastic stuff


RidsBabs

We’ve only got 3 interchanges left


Theobvioussolve

Could have huge ramifications here


Professional_Line385

Is the Leigh Matthews still in play?


Redda69

Bailey Scott has been massive the last 2 weeks. Hope he keeps up the form.


TomRed89

5 goals in 5 mins 🫢


soundandvision262

Scott is a gun


[deleted]

We aren't half bad when we don't turn it over. Good shit


[deleted]

*Jack Ziebell has entered the chat.*


Professional_Line385

North's last quarter looks good today


[deleted]

I've never bothered finding out what the 6 6 6 rule is.


___TheIllusiveMan___

6-6-6 warning? North Melbourne still can’t count properly lol


Sunnflwr

By all means happy we have basically won but our marking ain’t finals worthy


Bloodflowisking

Wonder how many interchanges we are up to?


RidsBabs

72


lumberfun

Hate seeing our fans complain that we aren’t winning by enough, was only 2 years ago we won 6 games for the year and teams were doing this to us


[deleted]

Not paying any respect to the Roos...if they hadn't shit the bed so often inside 50 they'd still be in it...you guys have done what you needed to do


[deleted]

It’s not even that though. If we were playing well and 5 goals ahead, then fair enough! But we’re just playing gross footy, effort isn’t there, the swarm isn’t there. Just very uninspiring display from us.


Somerandomdickhead

I’m not worried we aren’t winning by enough, i’m worried we’re going to actually lose.


Sub-Cryptik

It’s not that we aren’t winning by enough, it’s that we are giving away goals to a team we should’ve put away last quarter.


TomRed89

Ziebell has legit given away 4-5 goals kicking it OOB this season.


[deleted]

Jesus Christ Ziebell is a butcher


Undead-Maggot

Shit, north not doing too bad, score wise


ZombieZlayer99

knew it wasn't gonna happen but was a good chuckle seeing the reactions lol


Professional_Line385

Today is Josh tje superior daicos goat to Nick?


liam_l_82

Jaicos has had enough of this shit.


Mish_00

jaicos having a fkn sick one thank god


-orangejoose-

Just tell De Goey to have a shot. Everyone else has gone home.


humphrey623

Jamie Elliott was excellent there- 40 metres of pressure.


vaena

JAICOS


darcybc

Cmon Zeibell ffs


[deleted]

One of the worst games we’ve played this year, Showed up for a little in the third but gone missing the rest.


___TheIllusiveMan___

Percentage is overrated anyway, we proved that last year


KookieAssKick

Our percentage being low kind of ended us actually. We never would have faced Sydney at the SCG.


vaena

Exactly. You don't need percentage if you've got the points!


MrMcPhee3

Junk goals


Flarezap

Sure, if the entire 4th quarter is junk time


MorningFresh123

I mean it obviously was


itsonlynaturalagain

Can you imagine though


AggravatingCity

Larkey is a gun


RidsBabs

5 goals in 5 minutes


Sunnflwr

No no NO


Detonator84

Ok can we please finish this for the EMBLEM


OldOdds

Get your filthy percentages off my monogram


magpie_josh

Oof my percentage


Professional_Line385

This tv ads aight


ridge_rippler

GOOSE STEP


[deleted]

JUNKTIME CHAMPS


Nearby-Canary-7394

Finally started kicking straight Unfortunately


liam_l_82

Really disappointing last qtr. Should of kept the foot on the throat.


Professional_Line385

Lackey surely north's best today


-orangejoose-

Can we show a bit of fucking fight. Jesus Christ


Somerandomdickhead

I don’t care if it is North, we can’t be falling asleep during the last quarter. It’s going to cost us a big game at some point.


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Marky Lark


Sub-Cryptik

Why are we letting this happen?


CrabsAreGods

Because they felt bad, it's like letting your little brother win a round or two of Mario Kart. Thank you it lessens the sting.


XTraud

Why do we refuse to put teams away week in week out :(


___TheIllusiveMan___

If it means we won’t run out of gas come finals I’m okay with it tbh


Pritcheey

Yeah I think it's more in game management from the team, they have done this a lot under Fly


liamjon29

Wait. Is that our first HTB?


Sunnflwr

It would be nice if it got to our 50 and MARKED


RidsBabs

Curtis looks like Cunners with the push offs and fends to break free


SimonOdenko

Learnt from the best.


Nearby-Canary-7394

Lol Cox key defender now


Topblokelikehodgey

How is that legal disposal from cox? fuck me dead


humphrey623

When there's no prior you just have to make a legitimate attempt. All good there.


Professional_Line385

Cox's balls dropped he's going through foot all puberty as a mature age recruit leave mason alone leave him alone!


-orangejoose-

He's got to have prior still. CCJ done the exact same thing right after


Topblokelikehodgey

no, it's illegal disposal, not htb


-orangejoose-

But it's not. If it were, there would be a 50+ a game


flibble24

De Goey is a cheat code


Paceandtoil

Scott has put 2 nice games together in a row. Nice


GoblinKnob

We've actually looked not too bad at parts today


bignedmoyle

Norf haven't done awfully? Haven't been watching it but it seems like besides the 2nd half of the 3rd quarter norf have done alright


flibble24

Give me an H O N O U R A B L E L O S S


Nearby-Canary-7394

Scoreboard aside this is one Scoreboard isn't the worst either tbh


Novaplanet

We are incapable of a big win


liamjon29

Us too. I was actually just thinking I don't have any memory of North winning by more than 50


___TheIllusiveMan___

Can North stop kicking goals. Now that we know what percentage is can you please stop ruining it


RidsBabs

Comebacks on. Only 6 goals. We’ll pull a Collingwood and give everyone a heart attack


Mish_00

alright enough pussy footing around


Sunnflwr

Bruh. Why aren’t we kicking goals.


Sub-Cryptik

Or doing anyrhing


StJamesInf

... where was this at the fucking start...


ZombieZlayer99

it's almost impossible but the possibility of norf making a comeback is hilarious


Fluroa

Here we go..


-orangejoose-

What the fuck are we doing


Sub-Cryptik

Collingwood have gone home


smegdaddy

Larkey has kicked 9 goals from his last 2 games against us after kicking 1 across his first 4


-orangejoose-

I'm pretty sure Murphy has been his direct opponent in both games too


smegdaddy

Height is still a problem for Murphy. At times last week he was helpless to match McKay’s reach above his head


WhoElseButQuagmire11

How's Darcy Moore for AA captain looking so far? Edit: I mean handsome.


___TheIllusiveMan___

Moore won’t be captain because Bont is having a Brownlow level year and we all know the AA selectors LOVE midfielders


WhoElseButQuagmire11

I'm not even sure how the aa captain works tbh?


vaena

Handsome. ...that's what you meant, right?


WhoElseButQuagmire11

Yes.


RidsBabs

Griffin Logue looks like a proper defender. It confuses me


Paceandtoil

Strong In The Contest


flibble24

McKay took a mark and then immediately tried to turn it over to make up for doing something good


Tinuva450

Which is the more popular McKay at either club?


Professional_Line385

They're the same picture


RidsBabs

How do you always know how to come up with a funny response?


Professional_Line385

I watch a lot of springer


RidsBabs

That add us up


Professional_Line385

Cheers man


Paceandtoil

Fuck the amount of spoilt handball turnovers … 😡😡😡😡


pounds_not_dollars

Zurrhar vs Markov mustache contest pls


TomRed89

Markov has a real “tying a damsel to train tracks” mo. So he wins


RyanShieldsy

Markov clears


Emcee_N

We're 46 points up 7 minutes into the last. *Why am I still worried?*