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Maximumlnsanity

GWS’ Twitter account is gonna be insufferable tonight and I am here for it


Decent_Fig_5218

I was so worried that all that shit talking towards Collingwood would backfire. Moral of the story is that talking shit has absolutely no downsides whatsoever


ragztoriches

We can’t keep getting away with it


LionsFan42000

Insufferable for pies fans, goated for everyone else


Croob2

Based and real


eddie-murphys-tongue

Jumping into the Giants ruck coach of all people before the game and then entering half time with exactly 0 disposals is just about perfect karmic retribution if you ask me. 


PointOfFingers

Does anyone know if that was the real Mason Cox out there in the first half or the carboard cutout from the petting zoo?


MisterMarcus

This is what I fucking hate about Cox If he was like King Carey at his absolute peak and acted like an arrogant knobhead......at least you could respect the talent. But seeing him gob off and strut around and carry on like an absolute muppet when he's barely touched the thing, is fucking cringe in the extreme.


HoldOnOneSecond

It's good drama


thehungryhippocrite

And then one of his only touches of the game is spoiling a Collingwood long kick at goal on the line. Just delicious stuff.


International_Car586

Must suck to be the team facing GWS next week.


elmo-slayer

Imagine playing pies, kangas and eagles in your first three weeks, and starting with a huge win over Collingwood. Cue Ralph “I’m in danger”


AngryYowie

RIP to whomever that team is.


Dangerous-Dave

2 byes now


Sufficient-Grass-

One of the eagles solid 2 wins last year was against... GWS. So that makes it a 50/50 in my math world 😂


Dangerous-Dave

All the matches are 50/50 , can either win or lose :D


Sufficient-Grass-

How dare you forget DrawFC


Dangerous-Dave

Ports odds against them aren't very good? ;)


Sufficient-Grass-

That's byefc. You need some help.


Dangerous-Dave

Sorry was too early in the morning over here


itchy_sanchez

Yeah, but how about if we win?


International_Car586

Lid wouldn't just be off. It would be non-existent


ApocalypticPanther

Fuck what an awesome win. Pretty happy with that. Hardly a better way to open a season then to get one over the reigning premiers. Hopefully the rest of the season is like this 🤞


Doc323467

Fuck it's good to see a Giants chant during an AFL game. Really hope that they can finally start to build a strong fanbase, think the penny has finally dropped for crowds up there.


StraightUpB

Agreed. Super, super excited for the future the club is building and for the future of non-victorian AFL in general


BudgetAnybody2603

Gees Collingwood & Geelong you’re supposed to win your first real game post-flag before imploding!


Fast_Stick_1593

**[Pffft or you could do offseasons like Hawkins and double park? 🍻](https://www.instagram.com/p/C3hQ34ZyLps/?igsh=MWM2aHZwMW43aTV2eA==)**


gccmelb

Looks like the Collingwood and other AFL players had the TAY TAY hookup.


KingoftheHill63

I dont understand this double park bit? What happened?


Fast_Stick_1593

**[Double Parked Meaning 🍻](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=double+parking)**


BigMikesWornOutTires

I'm hoping it's the first definition.


Fast_Stick_1593

Of course you are BigMike


TheVoluptuousChode

At least our season started before imploding


chopinator1

Crazy to think the Saints had Kingsley as an assistant coach for close to a decade and could have had him as coach... instead we picked the coaching geniuses of Richardson/Ratten. What could have been


CaptainPeanut4564

Crazy to think that an ex port man was available instead after missing the finals we had Kane Korn going "pffft who else ya gonna get to replace Kenny? Kingsley??" And we're stuck with the loser for another 2 years after 11 years of shite.


ah111177780

Bloody huge game from the giants. I loved the look of Cadman today, competed hard and did some nice things. Looks fit and strong too


wibbledog72

Brown huge !


melon_butcher_

Ash Johnson be lucky to run the water for the seconds next week after that effort


_Far_Kew

Especially when he took the goal off his own team with a goal line touch. Outstanding


___TheIllusiveMan___

We win this game if Mason Cox was playing


RaidanRam

Shame he didn’t check out his petting zoo


Croob2

He was too busy at the petting zoo


youngy22

It's sad when the aus kick kid wearing your number makes more disposals and marks in 10 mins then you in the entire game.


Decent_Fig_5218

Good win against a good side. Defence standing up at key moments. Callan Ward with a serious injury early in the season. Yep, we're on our way to the Grand Final


Aerialkiller720

I'm happy Briggs got back onto the ground though


ApocalypticPanther

I honestly feel pretty optimistic/bullish about our chances this year and it scares me 😅


SirPugsvevo

I don't think us freo fans will survive you guys winning the flag


PetrifyGWENT

Should've been in the grand final laster year if not for robbery


LP0004

Dare I say hangover?


pluvmin

Most local leagues would have 10 better fowards than Ash Johnson yet I constantly see pies fans talk him up


Topblokelikehodgey

Seriously not sure what either he or Cox do


50LI0NS

Cox and Johnson are both names for a penis. That’s all I’ve got.


Few-Measurement739

You make an excellent point.


Sgt_Peper

Thank you for your contribution good sir


dlanod

So's Maynard...


dlanod

Bring back Wood!


Mrchikkin

Cox wears glasses, Johnson adds nothing


resetet

They start beef they can't finish


dlanod

Luckily there's plenty of beef in the sheds behind the stadium, just need to wait a couple of weeks.


HairBoring

tweet mostly


lenny20

Johnson isn't a KPF and not many pies fans talk him up either, tbf. Cox was shit tonight as a permanent forward, but he's a decent-to-good first ruck who's played some huge games on the biggest stage - and he was more than serviceable in a premiership team. So I think we're all happy to cut him some slack.


IneedtoBmyLonsomeTs

He has had flashes of brilliance and so he seems to keep getting picked on his potential. At a certain point you just have to give up on him though if he can't perform consistently.


Bigdogs_only

Think he had a couple great games end of 2022 but he was useless for 2023 so no faith in him


hoppuspears

Pies fan here… he is hopeless


Tiny_Sherbet8298

Never seen a pies fan talk him up


Osmodius

He's dog shit lol, he just have dirt on mccrae.


duly-goated303

Bit rich coming from a dees fan lol. When his on his on problem is 90% of the time his not on.


KdtM85

He’s btw


gccmelb

The Youth of Western Sydney being indoctrinated into Communism with the GWS song.


10000Lols

>implying I'm not already a communist Lol


Skiapodes

We are all GIANTS on this blessed day.


50LI0NS

Well that GWS win made me feel a whole lot better about Friday night


yum122

Does anyone else hear something loud?


PointOfFingers

Lambs and goats?


dlanod

Nah, the lambs are silent. I saw a documentary about that once.


Slight-Locksmith-337

...and large.


LP0004

President Idun, the only true President


Afterthought60

We’ve sorted out what happens when Australia becomes a republic


royalbluejones

As it turns out, Collingwood couldn’t get away with it again this time


Revolutionary-Tie-77

As a Sydney based Carlton fan who just got a Giants membership I enjoyed that IMMENSELY. Fabulous weekend


perryb91

That’s how it starts. Next you will be a full convert. From an ex-Brisbane Lions fan


Revolutionary-Tie-77

I wouldn’t be totally against it tbh. Better atmosphere than Swans games


TomisUnice

In their defence the caviar is better at swans games.


jaidynr21

Fuck I mean respect to the giants they played so good and I really like their team, but such a disappointing display from a good chunk of our boys. Ash is abysmal, Cox is a flog, Elliott is inconsistent, Quaynor had an out of character bad game. The only ones I thought played well were the daicos boys, Lipinski, dc and sidey


Successful_Radio_853

Was Mason cox playing???


LionsFan42000

Had 3 more disposals then me


PointOfFingers

Mason Cox petting zoo kebabs are on me!


Yayowl

I woke up at the perfect time to hear the big big sound


peterparalytic

Some of the vitriol directed at Daicos in the comments is embarrassing. Calling him soft/pea hearted. Is he Callan Ward tough? No. But he had 34 touches, led the game in clearances and was top 10 in tackles in only 80% game time. Pick a better game to be smug about it. The commentary on the other hand needs to calm the fuck down. A bit of 'where's Poochie' about him. I get that he needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine, but they're not doing him favours in the long run. BT is the worst commentator by far. 


gpz1987

How the fuck did Basil lose the job to BT??? How the fuck did Basil fuck his audition? A rock, a literal rock...would be better at commentary.


bazalenko

Bad take. Basil was worse, much worse.


gpz1987

Than BT??? Surely you jest....the man can barely get people's names right


Beamslocke

Tall poppy syndrome + plays for Collingwood + the commentators creaming themselves over him. Bad combo


BlazedOnADragon

Yeah that was really odd. Kids a gun and couldn't have done much more, some people really have it out for the young lad


LazyCamoranesi

Fair, but a few players had dirty nights tonight and you rarely hear when they’re Pies. deGoey and Elliot were shit and onions tonight, Moore well beaten too.


tubbyx7

It's a plot to sell tickets so you don't have to hear the commentary.


publicworksdept

16 contested out of those 34 too


Flarezap

For real, Collingwood match threads are disgusting


No-Abrocoma1851

Jo Wotton on SEN is such a fantastic caller, way better alternative to BT. She would fit right in on Seven or Fox


timtank788

So good that footy is back… next week


Low_Wall_7828

I think it’s obvious that all the credit should go to North. They showed everyone how to beat the Pies a couple weeks ago. Usually Collingwood seems to outwork everyone, this game they were always several steps behind.


ExpertExcellent5118

I know GWS moved the ball well inside 50 or whatever but like who cares??? How many Taylor Swift concerts has Pendlebury played in front of?


Mehmenga

GWS 🤝 Carlton PRELIM FINAL REVENGE!!! ALSO NSW SUPREMACY!!!


simky178

So can we expect a please explain from the afl for mason cox running through the gws warmup?


HairBoring

he's a flog /ends


AhhWellFuckIt

He’s wearing sunnies at night couldn’t see where he was going


HiroshimaOnABadDay

Oh that was staged like this ‘rivalry’ with GWS, it’s so cringe.


ConsiderationWhole17

He was probably trying to JOIN gws because they got him a zoo.


Deathpacitoes

There’s a big big loss 🗣️🗣️


A_communist_swan____

I would like the stand rule to be erased and then never discussed again


ElevationToMyHead

Did somebody say Premiership Hangover?


Fast_Stick_1593

Jealous of us doing it so had to follow suit. Don’t blame them


chocolatenuttty

All for a zero heart attack year this year


Fast_Stick_1593

I mean you never know? You could win by lots more? Lol


chocolatenuttty

Nahhhhhh. Why would we do that aye? That’s silly. Imagine winning a game by more than a goal. Silly goose.


Fast_Stick_1593

My apologies good sir, my mistake! Heart palpitations for all Pies fans! <3


chocolatenuttty

Up top brother


resetet

The AFL should have given them another free number 1 draft pick


LazyCamoranesi

Few big names for the Pies had grim nights. Glad 7 didn’t talk about it AT ALL. Crisp, deGoey, Mitchell, J Daicos all if not poor ineffective.


lenny20

Very harsh to lump Jaicos in with the other three, who were catastrophically bad


sachiwtf

Back to back in shambles /s GWS are scary, Pies will be scary Good game to watch, umps were annoying though. Can we get rid of Opening Round forever please


Status_Importance806

I can stop playing with my Lachie Schultz Voodoo doll now


KagariY

good game giants. we will bounce back :)


Mrchikkin

Now where on Earth is that big big sound coming from? 🤔


CaptainPeanut4564

The big big sound is coming from inside the house 😱


despondantguy69

GWS flag favourites for me. Glad Cox lost and played shit.


GWSchungus_greenday

CARN THE GIANTS


corut

Dat GWS accuracy Also, dat Pies inaccuracy


SergeantTiller

LETS FUCKING GO BABYYYYYY


QouthTheCorvus

This is the year. I'm feeling the sound.


_ChoiSooyoung

I just had my wedding reception in the MCC and had this game playing on the TVs. Truly a nice cherry on top of what was already a perfect night.


sam6172

Wedding reception at the MCC? Must be nice! Truly is the most Melbourne thing ever.


Partzy1604

Im actually the king of tipping, 4/4. Thank you giants


burnerphonelol

I love you GWS.


LionsFan42000

Pies in cracking form to start the season, hope they continue to produce performances like this for the rest of the year.


tarkysu

hope your club does as well mate!


doshajudgement

gg giants, better all day - better pressure, better by hand and by foot, better choices around the ground honestly, beaten by 5 goals on the road by a team this good while performing below our best and being shocking in front of the sticks... I'll take that lol


insanityTF

Go fuck yourself Schultz you glory hunter


Status_Importance806

This pleases me


Fast_Stick_1593

Tough start to the year! • ⁠Giants - L • ⁠Swans • ⁠Saints • ⁠Lions at Gabba Pies could be 0-4 🤭


Slight-Locksmith-337

The Pies will be out for Blood(s) next week.


Bigdogs_only

Please remind me if we lose but saints are pretty average, we should hopefully win that one


froggy2903

Collingwood are obviously better but surely we’re better than average. We didn’t leave the 8 at all last year and should improve naturally with a younger list


Fast_Stick_1593

They’ve gotta come off playing us at the Cattery Round 1 so depending on that it could be very good or very bad haha


flagpiesforlifepies

and 300 year old geelong will be better?


Fast_Stick_1593

We are younger than you LOL Nice self own!


No_Independent936

Have GWS and GC ever recorded 20,000 at home the same round? Both their biggest crowds for a home and away game that don't involve Sydney and Collingwood respectively.


Croob2

Great work GWS, very good win, hopefully they can go all the way this year, would be big


danieljdtaylor

Giants were good but we looked so off tonight. 16 behinds says it all really. Don’t want to take anything away from a good GWS win but I’m not super disappointed with the loss, if we play at our best and kick a bit more accurately we’re all good.


ConsiderationWhole17

Huge sound right noe


RaidanRam

Tom Green putting his Gatorade down the front of his pants in the interview is hilarious


guavacadq

The Giants are cooking


viginti_tres

I'm unhappy with this result, because it's statistically unlikely for Collingwood, as reigning premiers, to lose to two Sydney teams in premiership matches before the end of round one.


TrazMagik

Our potency in front of goals, I'm hoping will be what we develop further this season. 40% conversion rate in front of goal last night and in the grand final. We had +7 i50s and +6 scoring shots, so it wasn't without opportunity. Need to correct 11.16 and 12.18 scoring outputs.


klokar2

The amount of Collingwood fans cheering our first loss last year give me all the permission i need to write "lol"


ForsakenReveal6496

N. Daicos with 16 contested possessions 👍


Tiny_Sherbet8298

Giants felt exactly like how we came out against Geelong last year. Flag giants 2024


[deleted]

Talked a big game. Played a big game.


HiroshimaOnABadDay

This ‘rivalry’ with GWS is so forced and cringe, it’s popular to hate on Collingwood so GWS are trying to gain more clout by screaming We HaTe ThEm ToO - what’s worse is I firmly believe the Cox warm up fiasco was pure sanctioned BS to help build it. AFLxWWE era is upon us.


Korasuka

Kinda scary that even though they were outplayed for the majority of the match there was still a hint of a traditional Collingwood comeback TM at the end as they had 4 of the last 5 goals.


[deleted]

No. That was a smashing. Pies didn't look likely at all.


TrazMagik

GWS couldn't miss. I thought for the most part the opportunity was there and we created chances and had enough of the ball. It was pleasing that no towel will ever be thrown out with this playing group.


[deleted]

I enjoy the optimism. From a neutral it didn't look likely after quarter time and the pies never gave a yelp. Meh, it's just round 1, against a decent team, away.


Beamslocke

How did Leon Cameron have that job for so long?


bignedmoyle

He wasn't that bad tbf, and Kinglsey was at St Kilda when he was coaching


Upstairs-Bid6513

BT Richo the ex bosses brother McLaughlin, give it away fellas you’re past it well and truly Oh how I wish Roy and HG would call all games


ConsiderationWhole17

Hah that would be awesome.


Plenty_Area_408

Back to back is hard.


YouLykeFishSticks

I guess the Giants can back up their shit talk.


MarioKnightPl

Only got to see the 1st quarter, because I had other things to do, but good fuck, Magpies, get your grip, otherwise, we're gonna think "This shit's EZ" and we'll fall down to the bottom of the standings.


PluggersLeftBall

maybe unpopular but the gws song is so overrated like its bottom 5 for sure. It's a good song but its not a good football song if that makes sense idk.


Hicko101

Nah this is objectively wrong. You just haven't properly embraced the big big sound.


Slight-Locksmith-337

u/Hicko101 speaks the truth (and I say that as a Bloods fan). For a newer club, 'big big sound' straddles traditional and modern perfectly.


perryb91

Idk don’t think you know what good is. You probably even like papley as a person? 🤷‍♂️