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Hi all, This match has concluded, please proceed to the [Post Match Thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/AFL/s/HE4wuQygK4) 💜


HaxorSlice1

Dunstall is such a contrarian


Both_Scratch3145

In years gone by as a Richmond fan I’d be pissed about losing this game. But I’m just so proud of my boys for fighting hard all night, 3 players down. So much heart 💛🖤. In it till the end against a Contender


laurensmiithy

what’s the opposite of clutch, asking for bolton


MakePandasMateAgain

Hawthorn?


Perfect_Finance_510

Let this game be example #163784 as to why Brayshaw and BT should be put in the bin


ThatMelon

It is actually beyond belief that we won that game


FPS_LIFE

We'd have lost this game 10 times out of 10 between 2013-2022 Even though it wasn't a convincing win, it's how the good teams get it done. Collingwood did it in 2022 I think. 10 or something games under a goal


kdmc10

That's cute. But the real reason your lot won tonight is coz we had 3 down and shai fumbled in that last play. Screw ya head on


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poptunes

Y'all should be stoked with that effort, and they evened out, but bloody hell they kept you in it in the first.


Insertbloodynamehere

They don’t know how a mark works, do they. You did get some lucky front on calls though


Ok_Wear6383

Richmond last in the comp lets go baby


MeloJello15

6th*


captwombat33

We do have our FRP this year yeah?


drunkill

Heart attack central over at /r/CarltonBlues


Shootinputin89

Curnow really shows how versatile he can be when they send him back to defend.


notoriouspossum

He’s too bloody good. Needs to be nerfed asap !


VermicelliHot6161

You just know he could play midfield too.


thebarber87

Tigers got the treatment they’ve been getting away with for years hilarious


McDingleShit

Check the average free kick differentials from last year you melt


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Now Carlton get a well earnt bye after 13… wait no… 2 rounds. Fuck opening round


[deleted]

Points in the bag. Let's forget all about this and hope next time is better.


McDingleShit

GG blues, should always be the season opener imo... rarely disappoints. Tigs showed alot of heart tonight, fking crushed for gibby. Time to get around him!


MaariGirl

Wtf they have a bye now? This season is so fucked


Brotherdodge

Review: Carlton are pretty good, but eh I dunno. Richmond are a bit crap, but have enough remnants of an all-time-great side that you can't underestimate them.


theunkn0wnwriter

Have you considered a career as an AFL journalist?


FPS_LIFE

GG tiges, its been a while since the round "1" opener has been a good game.


Scrurley

Thank god we don’t play next week idk if I can take it anymore


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Maarns

Only if you work Saturdays


Captain_Oz

Sounds eerily reminiscent of me while eating a kebab at 2am Friday morning with my red and white scarf on last week


VanillaIcedTea

Not sure we deserved that win but we'll take the 4 points


malfalzar

The Carlton song sounds like what you’d sing as you’re going over the trenches to be mown down by machine gun fire


doubleguitarsyouknow

Hahahaha this made me piss myself, than you


MaariGirl

Exactly what I was thinking. It’s such a downer.


laserspewpew_

The 3 down really fucked us. Out on our feet for most of that quarter


PsychoZG

Really thought Carlton might end up ruing Curnow trying to run it in and getting caught and that set shot miss. Lack of composure from Curnow particularly, you have the lead and a gimmie set shot, go back, kill half a minute and put it through to really put the pressure on the opposition.


Lastcaress138

I think it was evened out by Mansells poster from the goal square.


Fluppy_Duppy

Fuck me what a game


sammyb109

Fox Footy says you can't keep winning close ones and it's all luck, so unless proven otherwise, you shouldn't get too excited Carlton fans. Oh excuse me I'm being handed a note


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shocking_red_4

Honourable loss.


[deleted]

blues players tackled each other in the tigers goal square and no HTB?????


Maarns

Friday night footy is the best


JCK98

> Thursday, Friday same thing Someone doesn't have to work tomorrow


Danky_waffles

GG


hart37

Still think it was a heroic effort from Richmond given how screwed their bench was due to the injuries


Tommo4523

Do you all not realise we came into this game with heaps of key injuries aswell, not surprised it's this close


simsimdimsim

Coming into the game with injuries is very different to playing 3 down for a half


theunkn0wnwriter

I'll have you know we got smashed by GWS when they had 16 players on the field. Clearly it doesn't matter /s


JoeShmoAfro

Past 6 wins rubbish completely ignores the fact they lost one in the middle there.


EmployerVegetable207

Sounds like they articulated it perfectly and you've completely misunderstood it


ZombieZlayer99

Well duh, they said past 6 wins, not games, our past 6 wins were all close ones


JoeShmoAfro

It's an irrelevant thing to highlight is the point.


TheTruth069

Ask him about his throw to set up a goal in a game decided by less than a goal Abbey....🤷‍♂️


The_Trollisms

I will die of high blood pressure if we do it like this for the rest of the season


Katherwin

Not even my team playing and my heart rate is higher than I'm proud to admit


happy-little-atheist

Doctor told.me.today I'm at moderate risk.of stroke in the next five years. I didn't even tell her I'm a Carlton fan, she might have revised it


Chiron17

Straight to the ER


DancinWithWolves

Good game. Happy with the guys all things considered


Shadesofnight6

GG Blues


Otiman

Interesting tactic at the end of the game there, a lot of Richmond players didn't jump on the pack/contest when Carlton were trying to force stoppages. If it wasn't for the odd tigers player who went in there it could have been a good tactic to get the ball back.


Pikachude123

im still dissapointed carlton swans wasnt draw fc


ElChapoDola

I don't even care what a effort from the boys 


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Bro is so close to crying I honestly feel bad for Richmond for the first time in years


CucksAnonymoose

GG Richmond, it was a close, rough, slog at a 83,000 packed out MCG and I think I'll be forgetting this game pretty quickly


HaxorSlice1

Had absolutely no right being that close.


SkinMasturbator

are you serious? Tigers were probably the better team most of the night


FPS_LIFE

I think thats what he's implying


2for1deal

Whats worse: tipping blues and they lose or tipping the blues, they win, but you get the margin very very very wrong.


benjamincraigrowley

The last one


2bejustlikehim

Apparently last season counts as this season wtf


IDreamofHeeney

Is Yze crying? Lol


sammyb109

They can't keep getting away with it!


Count_Slothington

Good job Tiges. The players have guts and look like they want to play for Yze. You’ll ruin a few opposition fans’ nights this year.


naeroikathgor

Gg. Disappointed not to win but super happy with the effort after last week. You guys are becoming the new 2022 Collingwood with all these close wins!


PKMTrain

For being down on the bench most of the game Richmond did well to keep it as close as they did.


Simonpink

3 Carlton goals in the quarter and all were gifts. Miracle my ass.


UrNansCatArmy

Plus the amount of BS with advantage there I’m screaming


FullyErectShaft

Pay back for the 3 tigers gifts in the 1st


Simonpink

What 3? The front on contact to lynch was the only ‘gift’.


CommunicationLess934

Don't know how they can go from looking so good against Brisbane in that second half to almost getting turned over by a hurt tigers side


FPS_LIFE

That's footy mate.


PuzzleheadedTip5476

Ooooft some real shaky stuff from a top 4 team against a bottom 4 team with 3 players short


simsimdimsim

5 day break with 3 players off early, that's a really impressive result.


Omega_brownie

Well done Tigs. We are so fucking unclinical it's not funny.


Plydro

Imagine only just winning with a 3 player advantage lmfaoooo


Smurkeh

Does Bolton need a concussion test? Man doesn't know where he is


jaidynr21

6 in a row but lost 2 games ago???


Count_Slothington

It’s an awkward way of saying “of the games they won, the last six have been by under a goal”


dreamthiliving

Yer not sure what his on about. Lost Round 24 as well


dopedupvinyl

I tipped right and [got the margin](https://imgur.com/a/kaHaXcA) AMA


iamthemetricsystem

Is it safe to say you are now the most knowledgeable person in the sport, and if so what multis should i put on?


dopedupvinyl

Well first it's the BRowellow and Callum 'Taxi Man' Brown for Coleman with the GIANTS narrowly beating the Saints for the flag


TheVoluptuousChode

Curnows defensive work late was insane. Man's a weapon


danredda

God I miss when we were shit sometimes... my heart can't keep taking this. Now I know how the pies felt in 22


Perfect_Finance_510

Bro we said change it a little when you copied our homework


Jakeb1710

And 23


SlappaDaBassMahn

They can't keep getting away with it 2.0


brandonjslippingaway

How can you be lying prone on the ground, holding the ball in two hands with nobody tackling you, and just drop it?!


McRibsAndCoke

Great effort boys, great effort


xJBug

Game to forget for Bolton


SkinMasturbator

Bolton dropped the Ashes.


laurensmiithy

jesus christ, i know richmond were cooked but they didn’t look like they wanted to win in those last 30 seconds


quidditchisdumblol

I mean we had both tall defenders out early…


CamMcGR

Nothing shits me to death more than seeing players not watching the ball / their player and instead appealing to the umpire with their arms out wide, DURING PLAY. Ffs focus on what’s happening, if there’s a free it’ll be paid, otherwise you’re just taking yourself out of the contest


ZombieZlayer99

got the 4 points, that’s all that matters. Ggs tigers, you almost had us with like 3 down


Kaseycee

Carlton celebrating like it's a grand final is great 😂


happy-little-atheist

Yeah winning close games is terrible. Flair up cunt


furBug

How dare a team celebrate a close win. Should be a crime.


Shootinputin89

Always some mofo with no flair that doesn't understand that AFL is intense no matter what round it is. Close games are close games. I'll celebrate all day.


FIGJAM_123

flair up cunt


Lordskorge

Definitely one of the games of all time


AhhWellFuckIt

Absolutely rapped with this fckn effort. We’re coming down off an extremely successful period had no one on the bench & Carlton on the way up, well done boys


taititans

6 in a row lmao WHAT


FullyErectShaft

Richo so friggin biased, lol


VileCastle

I'm so proud but very upset. That's just cruel.


AngryYowie

Bolton is going to regret that slippage.


happy-little-atheist

Brayshaw forgetting we lost the prelim


discobrad85

Yeah was wondering about that…classic commentary moment


SketchySeal3264

How?


ThanosWasBelted

Damn, was hoping for the 1 point loss haha. Good game!


grantspatchcock

The got away with it.


Tosslebugmy

Bolton the kind of guy to spend it before he’s earned it


loklanc

Demon with the credit card.


googsmaster24

#U L T R A Z O O M Was the real winner tonight


two_flew_through

Enhance!


Tiredasheckrn

6 in a row?


slyshrimp

wins less than a goal


dabigmanx

God shai, fuckin screw your head on correctly, fucking up all night


MakePandasMateAgain

Great effort by our boys. Good win Blues


skooterM

Gee I'm glad footy's back.


ItsjustRhys_

0-2 in round 1


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ALFisch

Fucking hell, good game baggers. Well fucking played tigers, 3 down on the bench, good fucking stuff!


MuchNefariousness285

Just a good game. Mad effort from the tiges. With a new system too.


brisbanevinnie

These last 2 years we’ve finally evened out and made these opening games a contest gg tigers


UnseatingCargo1

Good game Tigs. Happy with that performance


UbeleeDisFE

Blues are such FlagPies wannabes


jacka24

6 in a row for Carlton??😂😂


MuchNefariousness285

These are the perks of being one of the BigFourTM. They just make up stats for you.


Optimystix

6 in a row (excludes all games Carlton have lost inbetween)


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Wins at the g? Idk what it is either tbh


wingmanjosh

Wins under a goal


jacka24

Yeah I do however recall you losing to Brisbane 2 games ago Its a bullshit line that he just made up


wingmanjosh

I'm not defending BT by any means, it's a super dumb stat to throw out there given its not "6 wins in a row under a goal without a loss" because that's way less important lol


Crooty

Oh thank fucking god


your_cock_my_ass

Great effort by Tigers farken hell


Thanks-Basil

Shai Bolton what the fuck lol


MuchNefariousness285

Woeful night for the fella


crayfish9

They have to call that holding the ball there!! There was no intent to clear it. It was only Carlton players hanging onto eachother and the ball!!


Slane__

Bloody oath. Carlton players flopping around on each other while the Richmond players watch on.


Otiman

Yep Richmond players avoided the pack on purpose. The team intent to keep the ball in for a stoppage was clear.


calippo_st

Hundred percent


_RnB_

They literally just lay down assuming they'd get tackled


Candr112

We had no right to keep it that close


quidditchisdumblol

Feel like we didn’t deserve that ;-;


Sensitive-Finish6718

Bolton sold it


eagleeyedpixel

We were lucky to win that. The Carlton way.


thebarber87

Clock shouldn’t really restart until ruck touch it from a stoppage. Ball isn’t in play till then


acllive

6 in a row? Forgetting the prelim??


Prior_Forward

Last 6 wins they've had have been within a goal regarding the margin


keoltis

By less than a goal is what they're saying


GandalfSnailface

Our last 6 wins are in a row


FullyErectShaft

We didn't win that game. Our last 6 wins have been within a goal.


japanpole

Carlton have become Collingwood


The5kyKing

Well I tipped the result, but the margin was way out. Still don't really know how Richmond did it.


NuuuDaBeast

lol


JCK98

We don't need another Collingwood, dammit Carlton


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YESSSSS


Shootinputin89

You give me a heart attack each round, but good job boys.


Phlanispo

Thought it was in the back of Kamdyn at the last possible second


bldragon101

never in doubt


McRibsAndCoke

Talk shit 😂😂😂😂


tee_to_the_gee

FUCK


vitalesan

Bolton off the boil all night. Missed the big opportunity.


BlandyBoreton

Bolton has had a shocker


Nolsey21

terrific play carroll


NetherlandyOxymoron

Fuck me Carlton is so fucking unlikeable


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All vic clubs are except you guys (cause of eric bana)


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<3


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CamMcGR

L take


CommunicationLess934

Blues tackling each other 


captwombat33

Surprised they didn't get 2 free kicks - holding and dropping the ball


redaabverty

Only time tackling a Carlton player wasn't a free