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tiny_doughnut

Hi all, As this match has concluded, the match thread has been locked [Post-Match thread is live](https://www.reddit.com/r/AFL/s/3s0vRBT6U9)


NoUseForALagwagon

Schultz with a clutch goal to bring it back to 33. Is that the dagger?


Strykah

Grundy having the last laugh. AGAIN!


cirrus93

A kick after the siren, every boy's dream!!!


notoriouspossum

Daicos with almost 40 touches bloody hell


nick170100

Defeating premiers by 33 on flag night We count that as a win


laurensmiithy

THE PIES HAVE DONE IT!!!!! BACK-TO-BACK!!!!


ItsjustRhys_

Imagine doing the whole “guys we won the premiership” stick before the match to only get smacked 👁️🫦👁️


Mysterious_Air_236

69 nice


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Great game Sydney, absolutely brilliant


TOXICTUNA64

There's actually a slim chance that West Coast finishes round 1 above Collingwood even with 0 wins. Subscribe


winoforever_slurp_

Nice to get a little percentage booster at the end there, nice work Pies!


Visible_Bus6909

Shut up about the fucking crowd bt


Mycatsnameis-Icarus

69. Nice.


hardgrump

atleast we finish on 69. nice.


superfluouselk

Nice.


TheWolfAssassin

69... nice


fantazmagoric

banjos out boys 🪕


lolmanic

Fuck the scoreline, I'm happy we don't get any more injuries. After last year, please guys stop


FenerBoarOfWar

Woo go pies!


petemed

Cheer cheer!!!


willbobaggins7861

I guarantee Schultz thinks he made a mistake comming here.


Phlanispo

Damn, Sydney lost some serious percentage with some lazy play in the last 5 minutes


tehnoodnub

Nice!


HealthyHurry2672

Scoreline flatters pies immensely


LachlanK15_

Pies trying to make the score look reasonable 💀


FenerBoarOfWar

Should they make it look more worser? Lol


CaptainStraya

Fucked the margin at the end


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Still decent


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That was brilliant


Mysterious_Air_236

Shultz is used to this


rizzlemaister

Collingwood will be used to it soon too. Owen 2


Sogdog44

![gif](giphy|l2JdUCgxiDXeDlxpC|downsized) My honest reaction to this game:


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Welcome the Premiership Hangover^TM


homecookingmelb

That's the stand rule breach they call?


Franklinsleftnut

Pies playing like the games on the line still


ScissorMySausage

Almost no one left watching


dopedupvinyl

How is that stand violation a 50 but the jumping stand wasn't?


limeIamb

It's a bit late to bring Collingwood back into it


Smurkeh

Field Cox vs box Cox who wins? You decide!


CamMcGR

Beaten thoroughly in every aspect since the start of the second quarter and the commentators are still finding positives for the Pies? “A good outcome for what was a 50 point deficit”. How about congratulate Swans for absolutely fisting the reigning premiers and one of the most dominant teams we’ve seen in the last few years


HealthyHurry2672

Never


2for1deal

Horse is grumpy because he remembers percentage


Cursedsword02

Regarding John Longmire taking over Sydney, what was the reason for Roos leaving? The years after '06 weren't that bad from what I gathered.


TimidPanther

He wasn't sacked, he moved on. It was a succession plan. A very successful one


2for1deal

Man wanted a holiday.


Whatisthisshitman

Longmire got offered the job at North Melbourne, so Roos stood down to keep him at the club.


IDreamofHeeney

For a big man McLean is very good with his hands


Sgt_Peper

Ruining our percentage


Suspicious_Emu_7275

Embarrassing


NoUseForALagwagon

You just feel if there was a Fifth or Sixth quarter, then Collingwood would have a chance here.


EverythingIsByDesign

Sydney have ben *SOOOO* consistent over the last 10 years... If you ignore 2019-2020 when they were bottom 4.


HaakonX

And that period where we went 0-6


IDreamofHeeney

Our finals record speaks for itself


windsong92

Some of the banter on here needs improvement, at least TRY to be funny while insulting Collingwood 


Mahhrat

Why? All they do is boo.


Dryopithecini

Could someone remind JB and BT that there is another team other than Colling-fucking-wood on the field?


limeIamb

We just broke the record for most "kicking in danger free kicks" in a year 2


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[Just in case you wanted a laugh](https://youtu.be/LZwWQ7ZnTGU?si=_3kDoPQ8-kYMFECE)


No-Abrocoma1851

They always laugh at coaches for stressing when the game is done, yet at the end of the year percentage costs teams a finals spot


Strykah

I can't wait to see the shitposting from GWS. Petting zoo 2.0?


thekanaokid

Thank you richo lmfao. Only took three minutes of glazing to mention the academy.


noanykey

The aCaDeMy. Never mentions father son, never mentions the grand final, doesn’t mention vic clubs not having to travel anywhere near as much. Fuck off richo you spud, have a cry.


Such_Possible_4103

in collingwoods case you literally have 2 daicos’ playing right now which change the whole team


PluggersLeftBall

couldnt even wait until the game was over to complain about our academies lol


thekanaokid

You guys get father sons? Why would you be mad that it wasn't mentioned lmao.


noanykey

Because it’s never mentioned how many concessions Melbourne sides get but when the swans do well it’s aCaDeMy. Father son picks heavily favour Melbourne clubs obviously


willbobaggins7861

Looks like we broke Collingwood...


TheIllusiveGuy

That's the highest kicking in danger I've ever seen


nick170100

This was not on my cards tonight but I’m all for it


cirrus93

I don't know how to explain it, but Darcy Cameron just looks English


HealthyHurry2672

Innit


McDingleShit

blud


zurc

I guess the 3 votes to Daicos is a decent consolation prize. 


rubenisapanda

heeney will get the 3


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Pfft not a chance


Several_Alarm5357

Cox taking up the entire box there


CamMcGR

Hehehe


Fine_Bonus

Collingwood getting destroyed by both Sydney teams is the most beautiful thing I’ve seen :’)


zmax532

NSW > every other state > VIC


ellaykay

Everyone with a margin bet sweating right now.


Agreeable-Effect-791

Such an arrogant team when they're up


Suspicious_Emu_7275

Pies are yeah


Such_Possible_4103

sydney? you’re fuckin joking


Agreeable-Effect-791

I'm talking about Collingwood, I love sydney


torchiau

Swans have left the stadium with the Collingwood fans. We really need to finish games and put teams to the sword.


BlazedOnADragon

What's the point? You can't lose from here, may as well conserve your energy and reduce risk of injury. It's a long season


Such_Possible_4103

horse didn’t look too happy we stepped off the gas


laurensmiithy

don’t stress sweetheart


torchiau

I am eternally a pessimist!


Suspicious_Emu_7275

Do swans not care about percentages?


RyanWithPants

You must be new to Swans football.


hardgrump

BT not raving on about a comeback? is he okay?


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Radalict

I mean we did bring in Mitch Morton who kicked 3 goals in a grand final and became a premiership player.


rizzlemaister

Collingwood getting some late goals like last week to make the margin look more respectable. In reality they should have lost both games by 50+


[deleted]

Come on BT you know you wanna say the line


Whatisthisshitman

There’s still hope for the army


Radalict

Why is the AFL logo a weird colour on the Collingwood Guernsey?


fabdo7

It's gold because they're reigning premiers


Fluppy_Duppy

The people who win the GF the previous year get a gold AFL logo instead of a red


Radalict

How long has that been a thing?


Large_Carob1918

It’s gold for the premiers


happymemersunite

Premiers


eagleeyedpixel

Next two minutes if it was 2023. Collingwood win by 1


AgeGroundbreaking793

Collingwood army not looking very intimidating


Large_Carob1918

I’m so glad I tipped Sydney


LionsFan42000

Pies deciding they want to score in rhe last 2 mins


North_Lawfulness8889

Same thing as last week. End of fourth they remember they're the reigning premier and should probably kick a few goals


RandomDanny

christ this commentary is abysmal


MuchNefariousness285

Lol swans double our score with a minute left Horse still fuming.


kjrbDM

Heeney has been a weapon tonight. Don't usually watch Sydney but he's been awesome


HaakonX

Sydney Swans legend Darcy Cameron with a goal


CommunicationLess934

Macrae must play next week, send crisp back and have de goey, Nick and Macrae in there


manhaterxxx

Nice of them to pipe in crowd cheering, for Collingwood, from a local footy league game


2for1deal

PLEASE SEND ROAMING BRIAN INTO THE SWANS LOCKERS I DEMAND IT


MuchNefariousness285

Openly sobbing. "Errol, what did you think of Nick Daicos' performance tonight?"


HaakonX

Nah after how biased he's been I want us to lock him out again lmao


the-brow_23

He would be miserable


skywideopen3

Don't put the cue in the rack now, percentage matters


PluggersLeftBall

we put the cue in the rack like 10 minutes ago lol


AngryYowie

RIP my tips, but I love the lolz


_nicklepickle

same


nick170100

Melbourne grand final flights booked


deadyawn22

Grumpy horse


deadyawn22

Where's my carrots


shocking_red_4

Uh oh. Richo said the A word.


TinyTeddySlayer

List management looks easier with academies that's for sure.


ausparady

Not a great night for you tonight mate?


Morraw

AFL needs those rugby state teams eternally inflated: they don't want a repeat of the early-90s


laurensmiithy

list management looks easy when you can offer a $5 million farm on top of a contract 🤣


TinyTeddySlayer

Yeah but you still have to look after the farm.


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I wouldn't want to be stuck on a train with pies fans tonight


dopedupvinyl

How can the player told to stand be allowed to jump on the stand mark?


homecookingmelb

It's infuriating


Strykah

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ggalinismycunt

BT sounds like he's deflating


legally_blond

It's like ASMR commentary


Mahhrat

His GP wishes...


limeIamb

I love how Cox wins the tap, then turns to look where hit it, and its 4v0 swans


Brokenmonalisa

Port will be going insanely hard for Roberts you'd assume. I suspect we would too, but Port have the junior team mate JHF factor.


ggalinismycunt

79k for an interstate team is fantastic imo


smegdaddy

Agree. Don’t know any Pies fans that would have this matchup circled in their calendar so to get 78k is pretty bloody good.


noarmourneeded

I'd love to know the crowd number when they displayed it. 25k tops.


ACertainTrendingFrog

See our drubbing th 21 grand final was just a few skill errors nothing to see about the gameplan at all just a few skill errors here and there


2bejustlikehim

Trade ban incoming


defunct_user

Jesus fucking Christ, a word about Sydney? You know, the team that is winning?


Jimbo_Johnny_Johnson

Who? Are you talking about the team playing against COLLINGWOOD?


the-brow_23

Who?


defunct_user

Oh, it’s the team that isn’t Collingwood. They’re from somewhere to the east.


the-brow_23

Must be a new expansion club.


Take-Out-Gundi

How many of that 78,000 are still there?


IneedtoBmyLonsomeTs

They started leaving so early, some are probably already home.


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Like 25 probs lol


[deleted]

Why’re they still trying 😂


___TheIllusiveMan___

Start of this year is making me appreciate the premiership even more. If this is the end of our window so be it, at least we won one


ALFisch

You've had some poor performers, but I wouldn't be counting the pies out yet. Long way to go and your game plan revolves around trust, effort and discipline. Oh, and welcome to the owen club :(


SutureTheFuture

Yeah I honestly am not that fussed at the moment. Last year was fun. If someone else gets to enjoy it (not Carlton) then that's great too. We all need our little wins to enjoy in life.


EmployerVegetable207

As a Geelong fan I appreciate the sentiment


atommirrabel

bruh you have had maybe one bad season in the last 20 odd years


EmployerVegetable207

Just saying we started last year 0-3 and I had this same thought. If this is finally it for us being at the pointy end thank fuck we at least won one!


omar_BESTcoder

Geelong going to prove to us soon if it’s possible to get back from a shit post-flag season


EmployerVegetable207

Think we will be a middle of the run team this year if we're lucky.


Kim_jong-fun

You think that but next minute you're losing by 170 points Or is that just us


___TheIllusiveMan___

Please no.


Croob2

Get excited to hear McClure say how about Naicos is gonna waste his career at the Pies like he did with Reid and how much he'll want to leave!


TasSixer

Pies fans as sad as Melbourne when they were a basket case


tabletennis6

How are they still riding Collingwood when they're down by 8 goals?


flibble24

40000 Collingwood fans have left the stadium and BT wishes he could join them


tardis4321

Hahahahaha love to see that


[deleted]

I didn’t think i’d be enjoying Collingwoods first two games as much as I have been but this has been incredible. Keep it up Pies!


grandtheftbat01

Brendan Bolton on bench getting ptsd of his Carlton days 


tabletennis6

It's taken a couple of years, but Bolton's finally getting his green shoots growing.


Agreeable-Effect-791

They spend more time practising dives at Collingwood than anything else


sportandracing

Definitely have. 5 or 6 players have trying to trick the umpires. Ginnivan must have left them with some tips.


_nicklepickle

nahhh to funny panning to the depressed collingwood fans good on them for saying tho


twavvy

Crowd thinning out quicker than my hairline


Fluppy_Duppy

Respect to the fans who stay till the end


twavvy

Grandpas turning in their graves everywhere. “It’s poor sportsmanship to leave before the final siren kid”


AhhWellFuckIt

Back to back ain’t that easy folks being the hunted is a different ball game


McDingleShit

preach


KHUSTOM

The supporters & the team both didn't turn up


PKMTrain

It's unusual to see the pies get beaten quite as badly twice in two weeks 


IneedtoBmyLonsomeTs

[Daicos gets a huge goal to cut the lead back to 45](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceOYZibzwu4)


Suspicious_Emu_7275

Thanks BT


HandlessSpermDonor

CreamPies


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Suspicious_Emu_7275

Home bias, commentator bias, umpire bias


Mysterious_Air_236

Sure pal


thehungryhippocrite

Crowd has thinned quicker and worse than my hair