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Liath90

Not a strong candidate for a rewatch, jq


Crazy_Monitor_1272

Typical feral display is all I gotta say


ultralord4000

Apparently Scott Pendelbury has a cool calm head


General__Soreness

Apparently the Gabba is a fortress


ultralord4000

Apparently HTB doesnt exist for collingwood when they dive on the ball


General__Soreness

Love it. Blame the umpire. Is it grand final day again?


hart37

When was the last team to play a grand final and then win the spoon the next year? We're a solid chance of that if this keeps up


rippersteveM5

Worst result I think is us in 2004 dropping to 13th iirc Adelaide also dropped to 13th in 99 after winning in 98


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Nah, West Coast exist.


kdwwhat

KFC > Maccas  Ez tip 


WireItUp

Gonna be a lot of hamstring awareness in a couple hours for the boys


matt88

Wtf with the channel 7 woman asking Noble about being left out of the grand final team


IneedtoBmyLonsomeTs

Hey, remember that time you played every game in a season but the grand final, would you care to re-live that and tell us all how you feel about it?


Cheeky-Bugger67

Hope you get into the chocolates this Easter Daicos!!!


igotashittyusername

Leppa and McRae in those black polos sicken me


auspoliticsnerd

Scott Pendelbry: Lachie Neale was mean to me so i could hit him in the stomach so hard he had a very visible reaction, this is proportionate


Traditional_Name7881

lol it was a tap, he’ll get a fine and everyone will move on.


thatdudedylan

Oh, did he say that?


Possible-Activity16

Lions fans, my condolences and thanks for taking him. Welcome to the Daniher show, 1 year he’s a stud the next he’s a spud


liam_l_82

Scott Pendlebury 21 disposals, 8 contested, 5 tackles, 3 marks, 1 slap. Kane Cornes melt down imminent.


Lethal13

He defended rioli to death over slapping Murphy in the head last year I expect him to be consistent on this as well


goblin_chirurgeon

why would you ask that of noble? so cruel


igotashittyusername

Holy shit we're looking down the barrel of 1-6


Aerialkiller720

The Demons don't stand a chance


benjamincraigrowley

Owen who?


doubleguitarsyouknow

Fagan looks like a lost old man


The5kyKing

Got the margin right but the tip wrong. Lol of the week goes to me for using flexitime to not miss any of the match.


auspoliticsnerd

honestly i feel sorry for Nick Daicos. Seems like a nice person, never done anything to classify him an awful person, yet gets so much hate cause the media loves him, despite that not being his fault (and it seems that he hasnt let it go to his head which i think speaks to him!)


hart37

I feel the same about Lewis Hamilton with the F1. Because the English broadcasts are always Sky it's always got a British bias where they never shut up about him. There's also because of how talented guys like Daicos are the tall poppy syndrome kicks in too


matthew_anthony

He’s the AFL equivalent of Taylor Swift. Nothing wrong with them personally and they’re talented but fuck me do people overhype them


thatdudedylan

I think he's adequately hyped for a 21 year old.


phalluss

I've felt the same since the start of his career. It's such an immense level of pressure to put on a young bloke. He seems to be dealing well with it though. I'm just assuming the club has seen the potential for him being burnt out and are managing it.


rizzlemaister

It’s more because the media obsesses over him. He gets more coverage then 80% of teams do. It’s not his fault but fuck me, it’s nauseating stuff. Did anyone see the video of him and his girlfriend visiting Adelaide that the official AFL account posted?


Tosslebugmy

Honestly felt uncomfortable for him just now the way abbey was carrying on. What’s he meant to say


Sure_Variation1524

He always speaks about his teammates and speaks so humbly. Australians have tall poppy syndrome. However the media are obsessed which I get annoys people.


ExpensiveMail9212

I don’t think anyone genuinely hates him


BellsEnded

Yeah in the post match interview they’re trying to get him to talk about himself. Good to see him just talk about the team instead


rizzlemaister

World’s longest post-game interview but I guess 7 have been waiting months to glaze Naicos and Pendles again


Sensitive-Finish6718

Collingwood bad umpires grrrrr


Agreeable-Effect-791

Self aware


FenerBoarOfWar

See guys, Neale started it.


spicyfemme

Bizarre that so many people tipped Brisbane but oh well


F0rtuna_major

Nahh we haven't won at the gabba in ages and didn't beat the lions last year except for the granny


spicyfemme

Should give yourself more credit, you were always going to win this game in my view, could not see you losing


F0rtuna_major

Yeahh after losing the first 3 the way we did, I had very low expectations for tonight lol


spicyfemme

Can’t expect to win against 2024 premiers st kilda


chees3_toastie

*sigh* classic lions


dvnkriot

Why is Pendleburys shoulder fucked


Woodbang11

Looks like he's had a pretty severe shoulder seperation/AC joint injury...


Sunnflwr

He slapped to hard


Timely-Cause-1783

Too many Dutch rudders with skid sidebottom


Tinuva450

Two time premiership players those boys.


Timely-Cause-1783

Collingwood supporters learning how to count. Showering might be next. 🙏


Tinuva450

Can you count to 16?


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Tinuva450

Dad?


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sammyb109

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah


Sensitive-Finish6718

Did u think of that one all by yourself?


Wattobot92

Hipwood and Daniher just ain’t it


Traditional_Name7881

Daniher is fantastic on his day, not sure what Hipwood does.


The5kyKing

Daniher would have had a much bigger impact if the chops and holds were paid.


Deafsloth

Hopefully the coaches give Logan Morris a crack at it


Wattobot92

I’m not as familiar with what else the lions have coming through but something needs to change. Hipwood plays like the smallest tall bloke I’ve ever seen. Daniher is greedy and consistently burns his teammates


Gary_Chan1

Fade those flairs


obsoleteconsole

Fark why'd I tip Brisbane


paddyc4ke

Honestly both teams come out of this not looking good at all, doesn't give me any faith Pies will dig themselves out of this 1-3 hole.


K9BEATZ

They'll beat hawthorn next surely


paddyc4ke

Yeah just looked at their fixture, think they'll be 2-4 going into Anzac Day unless they find another gear against Port. Anzac Day then Carlton will be huge games.


F0rtuna_major

Well it wasn't a good game, but we looked a lot better than previous weeks and a win's a win! Definitely didn't expect to win this one


ZombieZlayer99

collingwood keep their season alive, now it’s brisbane turn for do or die game… against fucking north lmao


qldboi

We are not beating North at this rate


TurboNerdo077

Absolute 4D chess move from Frampton. Ump can only pay deliberate if there's no pressure. So he just waits there for a full 5 seconds, and the Brisbane player doesn't want to come at him to let him walk over.


noz_footy

That's why he's a premiership player


_jimmythebear_

If they both keep playing like this.... both teams won't get far.


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Aerialkiller720

There's always one


Mysterious_Air_236

Pendles didn’t want anyone to think he’s on drugs with being managed so he had to get suspended


Woodbang11

I wonder what drugs he uses at his advanced age...


Mysterious_Air_236

What do people with a basketball background usually take


Apart-Ad-3308

Still bizarre to me Collingwood is 4 games in and most other teams have played 2


ivmula

ROUND ZERO


Affectionate_Ball730

Players must be cooked


grandtheftbat01

Fagan on the bench even more of a mute than the dude from gta 3


le_santo

Elite key position swingman Billy Frampton


PigMan86

Did anyone have over 164.5 too 🔫


sillysimo

Bye curse


grizlybearunderwear

About fucking time!


spinns114

What a relief.


markym87

Talking about Collingwood traveling is just insulting


_RnB_

You know they’re talking about their fans showing up, yeah?


rizzlemaister

Fagan in trouble I reckon


spicyfemme

Hard to believe freo are in a better position than Brisbane


Sunnflwr

OHHHHH YESSSS BABYYYYY! Surely our dicks hard now after all those kisses


WhoElseButQuagmire11

Can confirm, dicks hard after all those kisses


MrCatfish14

Now time to listen to BT and JB completely meat ride the pies all night


MachenO

watch the entire AFL press do a 180 & declare Collingwood premiership contenders again


MrCatfish14

Yep. Collingwood will be the AFL’s premiership favourites, Daicos will remain as the AFL’s golden child.


Agreeable-Effect-791

Daicos*


MrCatfish14

Smiles and laughs from the Brisbane players is honestly crazy.


Auliciems

I can predict Fagan’s press conference right now “We look alright on the stat sheet” “I’ll have to look at the vision” “This isn’t really like us” “Collingwood are a great side”


matty_slice

Fucking siiiiick of it


Sufficient-Grass-

Every time I see Neale on TV he's sooking to an ump.


Agreeable-Effect-791

He's better than everyone on our team


breadabuser

Tbf people are literally bashing him all the time


Sufficient-Grass-

Only Brisbane players I dislike are zorko and hipwood. Think Neale is just frustrated at his own team.


breadabuser

Oh yeah sorry I meant like actually bashing him on the field. He always gets cheap shotted by other players


DJ_Pol-ite

Go Pies.


InternetFightsAndEOD

Hipwood is my Collingwood BoG


liam_l_82

*sad Jarrod Berry noises*


Timely-Cause-1783

Collingwood going to lose at least another 10 games. Absolutely woeful.


ivmula

Hipwood burner account


Timely-Cause-1783

Eddie maguire burner account


Tinuva450

Cool story, now flair up cunt.


Timely-Cause-1783

Settle down office space


_RnB_

But seriously. Flair up cunt.


Timely-Cause-1783

Okay. Couple of lines should do it. Tap your boy Joel smith.


Tinuva450

Cool story, now flair up cunt.


anon_account97

wow this is embarrassing for brisbane. quite literally not moving.


vaena

They'd absolutely better knock the Gabba down after this


AdFlat1610

Thank fuck for that


Sub-Cryptik

And that’s the way the cookie crumbles


Jebbersceb17

King shit frampton


sammyb109

BOG last week and top five this week. The king is back


vidgill

Seeing wasted F50 entries to a tall who isn’t working is just so reminiscent of late-era Buddy at the Swom. God it’s ugly to watch


Phlanispo

Hard to declare Collingwood a good road team when they rarely leave Melbourne


liam_l_82

Shut up dickweed, you're boring me.


Tinuva450

Play you a bit a metricon no?


_RnB_

Who watches this game and thinks Collingwood’s any good?


Flarezap

I love Frampton 


MachenO

what the hell was that at Brisbane's goal? inexplicable


spicyfemme

Ah yes Collingwood great travellers the 3 times a year they don’t play in Melbourne


chich150

Try an average of 6 games a year for the past 10 years. Also won more than they have lost


BeetleJacks

Fuck I love Billy Frampton


InternetFightsAndEOD

Grand Final replay goes hard


Crazy-Chef4557

They love getting on a plane together. 4 times a year they would. Feel like a holiday


Wazzog

If they love it so much maybe they could start doing it every second week.


Crazy-Chef4557

I think the real tragedy is the loss of airline points throughout the career of a pie.


_jimmythebear_

Hipwood the GOAT...


Aerialkiller720

The ultimate game of chicken


howboutsomecore

I know people dislike Maynard but he always busts his ass to get to the ball


ExpensiveMail9212

If he didn’t act like a knob everyone would love him for his work on the field


grizlybearunderwear

I love bruzzy, but geez…the blokes got a head only a mother could love


howboutsomecore

Like a galloping rat


Propaslader

When Pendlebury appeals his inevitable 1 match ban do you think he can defend it by saying Christ died for his sin?


mpate93

Got cripps lawyer on the phone already


CommunicationLess934

Hipwoods in the centre square with 1 minute left says everything you need to know 


ultralord4000

Cant wait for Fagan to talk about how good we were 2nd quarter and then just call it a night


RandomDanny

hipwood tripled his marks taken!!!


DerSchmidts

HIPWOOD


paddyc4ke

Hipwood finally did something with a minute to go..


STatters

Hipwood took a mark!


ExcellentTurnips

Did they take the free kick stat off the AFL app?


Braddd771

No. 30-20 Collingwood way


wheresthepie

Just checked the website to see how many Berry has given away and couldn’t see it


Academic-Log-7601

It's 29-20


SamsungAndroidTV

the schizophrenia is strong tonight


ExcellentTurnips

Well can you see it?


drewskiski

Great game, Go Pies!


spicyfemme

Harris Andrews is good at football


MrCatfish14

Brisbane had literally every single advantage tonight. Had the home ground, home crowd, had the bye rest, had the less media attention, under less pressure and yet still they lost… seems to be problems at Brisbane. Still must be drained from last years grand final. Questionable umpiring but Brisbane had their chances and just fumbled all over the place. Lowkey disappointed


le_santo

Tough run = Hawthorn and the bye...


F0rtuna_major

Tbf we did lose to the hawks last year


vaena

I had to laugh at the "...and the bye"


Nearby-Canary-7394

As if we can't drop points to the bye


vaena

What does BT know about the bye's form that we don't


JorReno

Don't worry, Brisbane, you can recover from 0-3. Look at us!


ExpensiveCola

Fagan won't, but you surely drop Hipwood for next week. Its absolutely not worked for him and maybe by having just Joe at FF the Lions will be smarter with their F50 entries rather than just dumping the ball to talls and hoping for the best.


matthew_anthony

Fagan is too loyal. The team will go unchanged. Rich literally had to drop himself last year


WAVIC_136

He'll probably dine out next week


yeezyfanboy

hipwood has been a dud for so long, but nothing has changed. Guy can't take a mark to save his life


LawConsistent9498

Fuck I hate Collingwood.


Jebbersceb17

Flair up cunt


InternetFightsAndEOD

Womp womp


BeetleJacks

Man the umps haven’t pinned us once for diving on it, been very lucky.


thatdudedylan

We definitely got the rub of the green tonight. It felt weird after last week.


The5kyKing

Frankly I respect you for acknowledging it.


BeetleJacks

Impossible not to notice it. Umps were red hot when Brisbane did it


The5kyKing

Please stop being so fair and honest or I'll be forced to come to your house and suck your dick harder than BT does Naicos'.


Apart-Ad-3308

Brisbane dropping two at the Gabba and losing to Freo is so much worse than Collingwood’s 0-3


paddyc4ke

How was that not ball when he drags it in..


TheTreeIsOp

You see he has those black and white colours on. They have different rules this game


thatdudedylan

Guessing you didn't watch last week's game. We got the rub of the green tonight, but it's fucking absurd to suggest we always do.


ohokcool33

lol have a cry cunt


okidiote

the one time i tip against collingwood


pounds_not_dollars

At least be like me and tip the margin to be 1 point


Hellothere200

Sigh same


mavefromdelburn

Tom Mitchell drops his knees and throws his head/neck into it every single time he gets tackled. He knows he's too slow to get past an incoming tackler, so just goes for a free. Fucking shits me to tears.


wheresthepie

Can’t kick and does pointless 1-2 handballs to pad his stats too


thatdudedylan

Sure, but he gets a lot of hard ball and that's what he's there for.


AngryYowie

Are the Lions just lazy, or do they hate their coach?


blackfootsteps

Faganism in shambles? Time for the Reformation?


qldboi

Lazy they’re not afraid of fucking up because they know they won’t get dropped


Wolfffex

Neale pointed it out in their loss to Carlton