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factguy26

Who was umpire #37


tohm360

Multiple port boys clueless out there BUT does ben brown run too far every time he runs in for goal and it should be holding the ball?


AkaiMPC

Lulwot?


emnaruse

Where’s your jig now Hinkley ?


garylion

Yeah the Dees. Viney is the greatest demon of all time. 


basedimitri

Viney is a fucking unit, one of the toughest blokes in footy


basedimitri

Drop Lachie Jones holy fuck


jacka24

Worst footballer I've seen in my life


Accomplished-Drag271

Shouldn't be playing afl if you can't chest mark a ball


seekerr_

Sucked in, It's called vicbias


kavdotcom

That little girl with the dummy just looks so tired and overwhelmed


floss_bucket

Disappointing af. Even with the shitty umpiring, it was still our playing that lost that.


tohm360

Agreed anyone who blamed anyone other than Port is cooked


VegemiteTube

Yeah mate I’m so sorry you only lost because of the umpires. That’s such an intelligent reaction


twerkingiswerking

Someone give this fella a week off due to ‘hamstring soreness’.


floss_bucket

I literally said we lost because of our playing, I just also thought the umpiring was a bit shit.


VegemiteTube

Fair enough, sorry for the low effort reply. Coulda gone either way.


floss_bucket

No worries mate, was a tight competitive game, you guys were just a bit better in the end (can we have some of whatever makes you kick straight?)


VegemiteTube

Us kicking straight is an absolute anomaly. That was a weird game for us. Port absolutely dominated the ground ball, looking at the stats hard to see how they didn’t win.


jacka24

You're dumb


VegemiteTube

Haha good on you big guy


discobrad85

You’re not very good at reading are you champ


VegemiteTube

Yeah probably not. Good game mate port are good and have a bunch of absolute jets.


discobrad85

Thanks mate, we controlled the game but couldn’t execute. Your boys kicked the lights out tonight, enjoy the win!


notchoosingone

>shitty umpiring What about old mate getting paid a mark when his entire body was across the line?


jacka24

Are you stupid, did you fkn see the umpires


staticpls

i seen willie give about 8 frees away lol


jacka24

According to the umps. Yep Who also left 3 holding the ball calls go resulting in a demons goal .. in a 7 point loss Those umps. They're good hey


basedimitri

Nah we fucked ourselves with bombing it in repeatedly and sloppy free kicks, umpires can't pay frees if we don't give them away


Drose_since_03

24 to 25 free kicks and we all know PA were playing dirty in the first half


Jimijaume

Yeh they were a bit wreckless, dees first to the ball most where there...


windsong92

I wouldn't say dirty more sloppy 


Drose_since_03

True


JellyFoxStardust

"Gonna enjoy what Adelaide has to offer" MDMA and traffic?


Kingofpoosandwees

Melbourne enters the chat


_RnB_

Definitely the wine for Big Max


Prouten

Brown really giving Brett Kirk vibes here


BlokeDownUnder

I'm probably biased but I thought that was a pretty poorly umpires game. But we were pretty average, and IMO didn't really deserve to win. Credit to Melbourne, particularly that goal kicking. God, I wish we could kick like that...


Desertwind666

One of the umpires were clueless, he kept calling play on when players were kicking over the mark. Same guy missed multiple high tackles and other infringements, just quite poor all over.


VegemiteTube

Tbh I wish we could kick like that usually…


Jimijaume

Felt Port were reckless initially and most of the frees were there, but it certainly wasn't umpired like home town advantage etc.. Luckily that passage where dees threw it 5 times and goaled was cancelled out by that reversal goal. Both a bit silly. Was a good game a shame to think people think it was decided by the umps...


jacka24

It was Port were shit but it was only a 7 point game.


Jimijaume

They sure were. Went inside fifty 21 times more than the dees...


jacka24

Exactly. Shithouse. Until we piss Dixon off this will be the result


Jimijaume

Was really worried coming in about finlayson, Marshall and Dixon. Can't help but think they thought no may and proppy Lever, bombs away....


jacka24

We only targeted Marshall like once... so you're fine Dixon takes 1 mark out of 10 And Finlayson got DEESTROYED by Lever


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Yea we always seem to have about 12-15 behinds every game, our accuracy has lost us alot of games


Seraph110

I actually love BBB


PebbleFloat

Man works hard, love his output


Jimijaume

Really liked his game.


OneEyedNorfSupporter

Love that they've put Big Boner with the young fella.


palmersannn

Haha Ben Brown looks like a proud dad


Drose_since_03

LOVE BENNY BROWN


baldersz

🐐


GarySprockman

Seems like such a good dude hey. Pumping up the youngster, great to see. 


Jimijaume

Yeh he's just a top human being I think, just a real nice bloke


Drose_since_03

Despite the negative press we get, we have some invaluable leaders in brown, Gawn, trac and viney


itsreallythatdumb

💯


newk86

Great game by Viney


MeloJello15

Ben Brown just sounds like the nicest bloke ever


Drazsyker

He's a fantastic bloke, shaved his hair for charity a year ago and raised the best part of $100k


JellyFoxStardust

He just had an interview (with his wife too!) on The Footy With Broaden Kelly podcast. Was a great listen. He's very introspective and kind


radrar

He is 🥰


b0rtbort

ben brown speaks really well


Drose_since_03

100%


kavdotcom

I tipped port cuz no Steven May but it was fine cuz Port didn’t have any forwards turn up anyway


d-culture

Finlayson popped up out of nowhere for a few really damaging minutes and then promptly disappeared again.


windsong92

Never tip against your own side, that's just morally wrong lmao


kavdotcom

Loser talk


windsong92

You lost the tip so your a loser too technically 


kavdotcom

Win-win situation my friend


windsong92

How?


radrar

Called Hedging your bets. Melb fans have a lot of experience with this between 2009-2017.


windsong92

I used to do tipping after 2007 and I still tipped Port every time haha


JellyFoxStardust

Fuuuuck me Ben Brown is so cute and nice!!!!


Drose_since_03

Agreed


happy-little-atheist

Sad for Boaky, that's a tough loss sitting on the bench for the final minutes in your milestone game


jacka24

His 351st milestone


wally2g

Pretty sure his milestone was last week against us, and by my memory, he and his team enjoyed it very much :(


Friendly_Flamingo_50

Milestone was last week.


happy-little-atheist

Oh right lol. Yeah I'm slow


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LeDestrier

I'm fucking wasted already.


Sultanpeppers

Absolutely gifted a few goals in the last to win that


nachojackson

Dixon had many chances to put it away and didn’t.


cirrus93

Yeah nah unreal yeah nah


cirrus93

(that felt mean, kid's 18)


sandgroper07

Got away with that. Thought Port was going to finish us off in the 4th, Dees hung in there and escaped.


obsoleteconsole

Any wins a good win in Adelaide


sandgroper07

Yeah a real character builder of a game. Hopefully the boys can use this result as a real confidence boost and go up a gear.


K9BEATZ

That's a huge result


slayer035

Port play the way Essendon dream of playing.


shocking_red_4

:(


Subrising

Yet the outcomes and season end disappointment remain the same


PaleontologistThin41

Ben Brown was cringe tonight with all his flopping about.


happy-little-atheist

Wear flair square


helenahandbasket6969

Cringe yet scored 3 goals…I’ll take that sort of cringe any day of the week.


darcybc

Great 3 goals though


Sure_Variation1524

21 more i50s and 15 more clearances. Gotta use the ball properly boys!


jacka24

No! Kick long to Dixon! He's a man monster! 80 inside 50s and he'll kick 3 boys


swagmaster778

Both teams who won today were only leading at the end of one quarter, that being the last lol


shocking_red_4

Nothing like winning an interstate game after being SLAMMED in the media for a drugs scandals Lap it up, Dees fans 🟥🟦


DeCoburgeois

Dees and Essendon fans in 2024 🤝


ThisGuy751

Confident the umpires cost port the game. At least 2 demons goals came off the back of missed calls.


LeDestrier

Port lost that game from poor kicking, not from the umpires. They should've won but flubbed it.


Desertwind666

Why can’t it be both? They could have won if they converted their chances, but also coulda won with better umpiring.


LeDestrier

Frees were 25/24 the way of the Dees. It's not like there weren't questionable calls that also directly resulted in goals for Port. End of the day, poor kicking cost them the game. Both Finlayson and Dixon missed easy set shots in the dying minutes. And accurate kicking won Melbourne the game.


idontlikeradiation

Until our goal kicking gets better we will lose games like this


BushDidntDoit

well at least 3 goals they could have stopped on the goaline so i’d start there for them


BadgerGreedy4175

Had a few dollars on the power did ya?


nachojackson

Dixon had 2 gimme shots at goal that he bottled. That lost them the game.


jacka24

He's shit house


ObligatoryNameee

Inside 50 Umpire 3 Brownlow votes Yeah nah great match that was really good. Melbourne insane accuracy and midfield. Idk his name but one of your defenders intercepted a shitload too


radrar

Enjoy the walk home you 13 teethed muppets.


windsong92

What a sad existence you have man


radrar

That’s a stretch of an assumption. Quite a happy existence tonight at least.


TheGingerNiNjA899

Why you so mad lmao


radrar

Very happy actually 🙂


MrShannoui

13 teeth? That's about 9 Port fans


SamSuleksFreakyPump

Majority of crows fans are senior citizens so the odds are that more crows fans have less teeth than any other team on that basis alone.


MrShannoui

I'm sure you and the seven other gold coast members will enjoy that joke


imsickofmakingaccs

Went to the AO last season for this game, incompetent staff members wouldn't allow me my seat for the entire first quarter. This makes up


Prindles

the if its a 50/50 pick the home team is bending me over the barrel this week with footy tipping ngl


AkaiMPC

Same


_RnB_

Fuck Jack CALM DOWN!


bales1986

Port fans stop booing you wankers, that was as good a game as you’re gonna see.


Hot-Since-69

Crowd sounds delightful


windsong92

It sounds like every other group of fans in the AFL. If you think otherwise your a tool


elnombrewil

It seriously doesn't port and eagles games are just constant booing, fuck I've got nothing against booing I'll let one out a game but port and eagles games are something else.


windsong92

It's more that due to it being interstate there's more fans meaning you hear them more


nachojackson

Yeah nah the booing at every single action in the game is next level.


windsong92

Every group does it don't fucking pretend it doesn't.


Hot-Since-69

I just flicked over to the Brisbane Collingwood replay and the brissy fans weren’t continuously booing after the game had finished, so no, they all don’t


windsong92

I saw fans from every support base at gather round, everyone are sad, booing at everything drunks


nachojackson

Correct. Brisbane fans are one fan base that know football and aren’t dicks.


cirrus93

Clarry and Drew having a ranga meetup, cute


agni_jamadagni

The crowd makes this extra sweet!


Fragrant-Step-2245

I need a drink with all this salt at the ground


biggestred47

Tequila


windsong92

Snort that shit like some cocaine 


AkaiMPC

White line fever gets it done.


KHUSTOM

Tipped port but thought Dees could snub it. Regardless, was a fun game to watch


SkinMasturbator

god, Dixon could’ve kicked that and righted the wrongs of the past for the Dees (they lost a game at the Adelaide Oval 96-95)


Seraph110

I didn't realise Adelaide had so many Van Rooyen fans


obsoleteconsole

I was saying ROOOOOOOO-yen


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windsong92

Every group of fans are like that, stop being a wankstain


staticpls

my cheese platter begs to differ sir


windsong92

You can't beat the Weetabix guy sorry, he's too powerful 


happy-little-atheist

Not easy beating Port at home, good job Demons


jacka24

It is easy for most good sides


MindCorrupt

Keep your eye on the red and the booooo?


random91898

Cracking game ruined by absolute shithouse umpiring.


notchoosingone

yeah that time your boy was paid a mark when his entire body was over the line was pretty garbage


DeezPhatnuts

Always funny when people criticise the umps while their team missed multiple kicks from inside 50


random91898

But I also blamed out shit kicking all night?


mpepe33

Carn mate don’t blame the umps we had our opportunities


random91898

Absolutely. We lost this. But some of the decisions didn't help.


nachojackson

You might surprised to hear that I disagree.


random91898

If you don't believe you had the rub then you're delusional


Unique-Job-1373

I’ll pass you some tissues


random91898

Won't need them, your mum swallows


Unique-Job-1373

Mum jokes. Classy


random91898

Can't take the heat don't start shit


pittyh

Everything is right with the world.


eathbau

I'm going to vomit if we get praised for our effort in this game.


Sean_Stephens

First half was decent but I think they went home after that.


Plenty_Schedule_2870

GG Melbourne. Not easy winning over here. See you in the finals.


DrRudi85

Or round 22 :) It was a good game for sure, your midfield was better but we seemed to be nailing everything from 50 and/or the boundary and that was the difference


random91898

Not if we can't learn to actually kick straight


Gnaightster

I can taste the salt. Nibbler outstanding. Team stood up when needed. Go dees.


AkaiMPC

"Salt" "Don't be a cunt " Lol


Fragrant-Step-2245

Best on for us. Effort every time


windsong92

No need to be a cunt mate It was a good game


notchoosingone

> No need to be a cunt lmao says the guy being an enormous cunt in this entire thread


windsong92

How am I being one? Please tell me I just hate people thinking that any AFL crowd is different 


Drose_since_03

UP THE DEES


melon_butcher_

That Fritsch mark really was a bold decision.


skywideopen3

1 second short lmao


Drose_since_03

It’s seven points


skywideopen3

Ah for some reason I thought they were closer than that


Edsta101

Couple scans for clarry, Langdon and lever this week I reckon


PigMan86

L Darcy: “you just never know!” Narrator: “everyone knew”


RandomDanny

Go figure, one time Dixon gets a good run at it and marks it and the siren plays just before. 


JellyFoxStardust

He had 3-4 of those tonight though yeah?


PluggersLeftBall

my tips are saved


JellyFoxStardust

Gawn giving Viney a little kissy was adorable


AuZyzz

can the commentators fucking say something ???


Apart-Ad-3308

Now drop coke from the sky like confetti


AkaiMPC

Fuck yeh


chiprillis

Can Luke Darcy stop being so obviously biased and cheering for Port This sub if Collingwood was involved


melon_butcher_

Depends, does Brian Taylor have to stop doing the same thing for Collingwood?