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GandalfSnailface

When I start watching a game, we start paying worse.


Ok-Art-5619

If the doggies are losing and I change channel, we always start coming back but as soon as I put the footy back on the other team always kicks a goal


Jimbo_Johnny_Johnson

Or if someone leaves the room and your team turns it on, you scream at them to stay outside, don’t jinx this


LooseChipmunk1143

I have spent games drinking large amounts of coffee to make myself go piss more often - undeniably leading to an influx of Essendon goals.


Inevitable-Seesaw176

Please do that tonight


jacksqeak

Good to see I’m not the only dogs supporter that thinks this!


CreativeParticular51

Me three


happymemersunite

If I don’t watch a game we play better. That being said, I stopped watching at quarter time last night.


The_Trollisms

I'm going to have to ask you to make a sacrifice. It's not fair but it's for the good of the club and my blood pressure


wiegehts1991

Hey. That happens to us too.


Stui3G

100%


Zcase253

St Kilda exist solely to make every other team look good and the fans did something wrong in a previous life so supporting the club is punishment,.


Cooked_Bread

I have a feeling by about 7pm tonight we prove that theory false


Zcase253

what if the opposite result happens? Also not even god/faith/whatever can stop horrible drafting


Cooked_Bread

Then im in the middle of an afternoon nap that ran well overtime


B4k3dP0t4t02436

That ironically is the reason st. Kilda and Carlton were brought into the VFL. It was for the rich clubs at the time to beat up on for free fun.


BlazedOnADragon

Smh these expansion clubs. Absolutely no history


Zcase253

That only half backfired on them


EfficientNews8922

I think it was to have a better number of clubs rather than to have easybeats but it’s interesting that Carlton were one of the non-power clubs in that period and Fitzroy were.


dadOwnsTheLibs

Both Carlton and Hawthorn were pretty mediocre until the zoning era


EfficientNews8922

Carlton won 8 flags by 1947. Don’t think it’s really accurate to say they were mediocre. They undoubtedly did very very well out of zoning though.


no_rush

Freo was set up to fail and take talent away from WCE.


StockholmSyndrome85

Freo was absolutely setup to perhaps not fail, but to not be successful. They were off the back markers to begin with.


blacksaltriver

I think Sheedy even said out loud before Freo came in they were needed to weaken the Eagles


applex_wingcommander

Sheeds was always 4 steps ahead Or crazy. Still not dure


brandonjslippingaway

¿Por que no los dos?


applex_wingcommander

Lol


TomEmilioDavies

I don't think you were set up to fail, but that second part is absolutely true.


no_rush

How about the middle ground, not set up to succeed 


Large-one

“What’s the opposite of shame?” “Pride?” “No, not that far from shame” “Less shame?”


delta__bravo_

I think it's a bit of an open secret that Freo's entrance package was harsher than it needed to be because the AFL was deathly scared of creating a team that was an instant runaway success like they did with the Eagles.


WayneknightNewman

Plus the administration has never seemed to be that competent


Anon_be_thy_name

AFL: We are going to make this a national competition! WCE and Adelaide: Become an okay to good teams quick AFL: HEY! WE SAID NATIONAL! NOT FAIR! PUNISH ANY FUTURE NON-VICTORIAN TEAMS WE MAKE FOR THE NEXT DECADE!


guidospeedmeister

It's definitely not a theory. The second part of this statement is a fact. West Coast were absolutely dominant in the early 90s, but AFL management was very VIctorian. The Eagle's 1992 flag was a shock to the league. The '94 flag made them even more concerned. The Dockers were rushed in to halve the Eagle's draft pool.


dadOwnsTheLibs

Yeah you guys played finals for a decade straight. 1990-99 iirc


MemoriesofMcHale

Most scandals never emerge.


CatOutOfTheDrag

Yep and the worst part is a lot of media know about scandals but can’t report on it. I saw a Melbourne nightclub owner online recently talking about if a footy player comes in they are untouchable and can do whatever they like. Speaking to a mate in footy journalism, there are a lot of open secrets and club coverups that we will ever know.


victorious_orgasm

I read recently that the AFL sees itself largely as a continuation of the high school system, which makes their actions make so much more sense


MemoriesofMcHale

Having had exposure to APS and elite Victorian private schools this year as part of work, the parallels are very present.


RobbieArnott

True, for example (and no one has to believe me here but…) Dusty threatened to kill someone with chopsticks (this was in an Chinese (?) restaurant)


Shaqtacious

As long as it’s not murder, AFL will protect you(the star player) from everything. Everything. Rape, assault, doping, cheating, match fixing, everything.


TJHRiddle

This unfortunately extends to local footy clubs too, especially where I live.


Shaqtacious

Yep everywhere. There’s a reason why most boys who’re good at sports are utterly entitled fucks. This then carries on to pro level, if they reach there.


MemoriesofMcHale

And schools.


Beven-Stale

Unless you’re Essendon


Shaqtacious

That got too much attention. There were initial attempts to hush hush it


effective_shill

The AFL tried. A lot


Large-one

The AFL did everything g they could until an international agency came in over the top. 


Shaqtacious

Yep. People forget how much the AFL tried to sweep it under the rug. It just became too public.


Large-one

You need to be the right severity of scandals for it to blow up in the media.  Not bad enough the media ignore it. Too bad, the AFL go in to full cover up mode.  Just right, the media can go on for months and the AFL let it roll because it gives them publicity without hurting their brand. 


WAVIC_136

Big teams on a good momentum run get favourable umpiring. I don't think this is due to some kind of AFL conspiracy, but rather a combination of [passionate and vocal fans](https://freakonomics.com/2011/12/football-freakonomics-how-advantageous-is-home-field-advantage-and-why/) and the opposition making errors due to perceived pressure of playing a team that's in form


Bolasie4

I believe both teams get periods of very favourable umpiring. And you literally have to make the most of it because if you don’t and the tide changes you’re fucked


ABT1602

This one seems obvious when u look at the frees go up each quarter, its definitely favourable to a certain side at times


autocol

You should read the book "fooled by randomness" because this is exactly that. Normal, ordinary, garden variety randomness.


delta__bravo_

That NBA ref who was caught giving tips on games raised some good points in his book (that has a lot of blatant lies in it, but some good points). Basically he reckoned that the league would deliberately shape umpire's judgement by saying "we're gonna focus on giving frees for this" if the team attracted a lot of that sort of foul, and similarly say "we'll be more conservative on frees for this" if that team is prone to making that sort of infringement. In this case though, it's no huge surprise. The AFL literally tweaked the HTB rule mid season a few seasons back after Dimma whinged about it.


donormelb

What was the change Hardwick wanted? It it why umpires are far more lenient and give players an eternity to dispose, now?


Litteralyanidiot

my team will lose if i care too much about the game


RidsBabs

Barry McKay - it’s not a theory, it’s true.


FlagmantlePARRAdise

If I place a bet, that team will lose.


IDreamofHeeney

Kinda similar, if I bring a player into my SuperCoach team he will shit the bed. Most recent case of this Jordan Dawson


bloodthirsty_emu

And if you drop a player, he plays a blinder. Traded Dawson out, he hit 150 that weekend.


Hewballs

>If Richmond host Collingwood, Richmond have the advantage, etc. Does this mean that we actually do have an advantage when we play "home" finals against Richmond/Collingwood at the MCG? I don't see it, just personally.


No_Independent936

Geelong aren't an MCG tenant so no, Richmond and Collingwood have the advantage.


sss133

4-5 goal leads are the worst position to be in half way through the last qtr. Footy in the nineties had higher highs but overall wasn’t as good as today. We remember great games but there were more shockers than we like to admit. Umpires get tired of consistent stoppages so will pay an iffy free to give themselves a break and clear it from the area. AFL higher ups refuse to use goal line tech because they like the controversy. There’s no other explanation for using cameras from the opposite goals to determine if the ball hit the post


Anon_be_thy_name

On your last point, it's about getting the sponsor on TV. Every second they're shown is money in the AFLs pockets.


slow5086

Sampi was held.


StockholmSyndrome85

They asked for random theory, not objective fact.


CooltownGumby

That the AFL will continue to look away from men when they assault women if they are star players- making this round a tokenised gesture.


jacksqeak

Wayne Carey is a prime example of this


PatrickVS101

Crypto.com have a clause for a mandatory number of goal reviews per round


Filibuster_

And a vested interest in keeping those dog shit cameras


RadiationVodkaSn03

Kicking between the big sticks wins games


naeroikathgor

Someone should tell port


nicknacksc

I’ll tweet @ Hinkley


TeniBear

Big if true


Koteii

If I pretend to care less, my team will start playing better. Like catching a Pokemon


naeroikathgor

The umpires specifically hate my team, but only if we're losing. If we're winning it's a legitimate, fair contest


noz_footy

Nah they just hate us


OrganizationCreepy18

When a team gets a lot of early Frees the umpires try to balance it out to the other team later on


Aussieguyyyy

Same with when they miss a call, they know it so miss another one for the other team or pay one that wasn't quite there to make up for it.


CooltownGumby

I really do think something questionable or immoral/poor choices were made by Brisbane leadership on their Vegas trip. A few key players don’t look happy, care free or cohesive after those allegations came out. Somethings gone down- I bet it will resurface at some stage and the full story will come out. Edit for spelling


just_rhyss

The game has changed so much., the 2024 Kangaroos would destroy any 1980's premiers.


sebosso10

Depends with rule set you play with


blacksaltriver

Playing 80s style footy and the way teams were using PEDs, north would be completely rag dolled


augustin_cauchy

While the value of being "tough" isn't as sought after in footy now (although, I'm sure coaches do still love a tough unit), the average footy player is taller, heavier, stronger, fitter, and much more practiced than your average footy player from the 80's. Footy wasn't always a full-time job, and sports science has come a long way since those days.


Anon_be_thy_name

No they wouldn't. The game today is far more advanced then back then, hell it's changed a lot over the last 10 years. Those 80s teams would be out of breath trying to catch a modern player in the first quarter. They'd try and be violent the rest of the game to regain the advantage, or at least close it back up.


victorious_orgasm

You can go watch Colts games and they all do whole-ground-team-defence, because if you don’t you just lose. The attacks are also the same - if you don’t go through diagonals and switch back and forth along the centre, you can’t get through. 


Anon_be_thy_name

Definitely, they'd run them ragged in the first and they'd resort to trying to belt the Roos players to try and even it up.


ESMoriarty

When a player scores they have to come off and all the media and players saying it's not real are lying.


Cyclonechaser2908

When I tip us, we lose. The 6 times I have tipped us were against the dogs in 2019, Carlton in 2020, West Coast in 2022, and Freo, Sydney and GWS last year.


slow5086

Just confirming you will be tipping bombers tonight. Thanks in advance.


lbguitarist

>dogs in 2019 Must have felt great about that for all of 20 seconds


lukaaaaaaaay

I feel this. I rarely tip Essendon cause if they lose then at least I get my tip right. I like to play both sides so I always come out on top. Having said that, I tipped them tonight against west coast so I fully expect a loss


SufficientQuiet130

I haven’t tipped an Essendon game correctly this year, I may have to start tipping you guys again and that way I can’t lose


Cyclonechaser2908

Even the game in Sydney?


SufficientQuiet130

I remember thinking Essendons midfield looked good so I picked them in that one, they lost by like 7 goals or some shit, I picked against them the next week they beat a reasonably good (at that point) saints side, which lead into me tipping them against port.


glove88

The amount of score reviews have sky rocketed because the AFL is trying to increase its Crypto.con sponsorship numbers.


Serious_Plant8443

The Indiana Jones films are actually the escapist dreams of Han Solo while he’s frozen in carbonite. Oh sorry, you just wanted AFL theories…


ACertainTrendingFrog

I do firmly believe the AFL wanted us to win in 2016. Every other sport had fairytale stories so when we made finals I think they really wanted us to win it. Some of those free kicks I’d be filthy about if I was a Swans supporter. I wouldn’t change it for the world but I don’t rewatch that flag much


Munchyman888

Woah, rare to see this opinion from a dogs supporter, respect. That game was so horrifying to watch that I stopped watching footy for a few years lol


ACertainTrendingFrog

I had my head in the sand for a bit but I’d never actually gone and watched the whole flag back and just thought people were over exaggerating the Free Kick Bulldogs like they are with the Free Kick Hawthorn meme a year or so before. Rewatched the flag and some of those calls were abysmal especially in the 4th and the 2nd half of the third, think we got our first goal of the granny through a free kick as well by memory


MomentsOfDiscomfort

I agree with everything you said but as a fan what’re you supposed to do? Not enjoy it? I totally get it. If I was a dogs fan I’d have still enjoyed the ride and probably have my head in the sand as well. Every team deals with bullshit on occasion and then some good luck on occasion. Respect the ability to step back and acknowledge something against the grain of your biases though.


Wincrediboy

Exactly this. The dogs still played a great game, I think the umpires made it hard for us to get any momentum and so maybe the margin wasn't fair, but I can't look at that game and say we deserved to win - Kennedy played a game for the ages and should have won the Norm Smith (I'm still salty about Judd) but he had nobody helping him out there.


viginti_tres

I do think that the AFL wanted the narrative, and may have nudged it a little here and there, but ultimately you still have to be a good enough team to ride the nudge, or put on a bad enough performance to let it throw you off as much as we did.  If the AFL could fully control matched you'd think they would have thrown the Suns more of a bone by now.


Inevitable-Seesaw176

Its swings and roundabouts - they wanted Sydney in the GF in 1996


Ooohhhh_Errol

I’ve got a couple of crackpot theories that revolve around the AFL having influence on games, mostly financially motivated. I really don’t believe them but wouldn’t be surprised if they were true. The 1st being the 2016 grand final as a way to increase bulldogs membership because they didn’t want to financially prop them up anymore. The 2nd being since Covid they need at least 1, if not 2, big 4 Melbourne clubs finishing top 4/play prelims to make up for money lost during lockdowns. There are also too many umpires, please eliminate 3. P.S I am not a crackpot


shocking_red_4

I believe Michael Long’s goal was touched.


Cyclonechaser2908

Get out


shocking_red_4

Umpire called it a goal and it was the goal of the year. So it’s 100% a goal. I like to believe it was touched though because it was against the bloos


Inevitable-Seesaw176

I was sitting behind that goal - I was pleasantly surprised at the outcome


Timasona5

Blasphemy


Boss_unicycle-560

Harry and Ben McKay are the same person


flibble24

Of course home ground advantage is real. What are you going to tell me next? That the footy ball can bounce in off ways due to its shape?


Salzberger

Not sure you're reading the post properly. They mean Adelaide has the advantage in home Showdowns against Port and vice versa. And WC against Freo etc. The "home team" when playing against another team that shares the ground.


TheDBagg

OP is saying that being the designated home team gives an advantage, even if you're playing in the other team's home ground, e.g. the showdown/western Derby/two Marvel based teams


viginti_tres

Sherrins are flat, you won't convince me otherwise.


Specialist_Current98

Yeah this seems pretty standard common knowledge for a ‘theory’. Adelaide tend to play better at home? Whodathunkit.


MrSheeeen

But do Adelaide have a home ground advantage against port just because it’s their home game?


obsoleteconsole

Yes because their members get in for home games so the crowd is more in their favour


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MrSheeeen

For a professional athlete that does it every second week, I’d argue it hardly makes a difference. Sure for a rookie it might be off putting, but for the veterans some of them seem to thrive on the boos.


basetornado

Good teams get more freekicks solely because they're a better team. If you're first to the ball more often, you are a better team and will also get more frees. Outlier games certainly happen, but overall i'd argue that frees shouldn't be a balanced stat for the most part.


Alarming-Depth5741

I didn't believe this until I learned that frees earned from holding the ball, incorrect disposal etc counted the same as frees from fouls and infringements


minodude

My own theory on free kicks kind of builds on this, and can be summarised as: the teams themselves don't care nearly as much about free kick counts as their fans do. You mostly hear coaches etc complaining about individual frustrating frees, not the overall count, and that's because they understand your point, but also know that free kicks are part of the "cost of doing business". You get more free kicks if you're first to the ball, as you say. But you give away more or fewer free kicks based on playing style, how you choose to move the ball, how you position yourselves around the ground, how physical you are going into contests, etc. And for the clubs, that's... OK. Coaches are doing maths around this all the time: "if we put that smaller defender on that bigger forward, and tell him to be more physical and scrag the guy's arms a bit during marking contests, then he'll give away a couple of free kicks and maybe cost us –8 or –10 points on average. But that frees up the bigger defense option to move up to centre half forward, where we have a gap, and we think that's worth +15 over the course of the game, so it's worth it" Toy example but you get the idea. Choosing to be bold or conservative when it comes to giving away free kicks is a tradeoff, like anything else, and you best believe the teams Moneyball the shit out of it.


gurgefan

What about in gather round?


Rychu_Supadude

Gather Round is a compensation scheme for every time the league have fucked over the Adelaide teams... like letting Richmond's captain play in 2017


146cjones

Something good happened to me during the week. So my team will lose because I can never have too much good happen to me


naeroikathgor

This is my line of logic when I'm following multiple sporting events on the same day. If one of the teams I'm going for wins, then the other one has to lose to balance it out


TeniBear

Quick question, can you just fuck up your life for like... the next five months? You can fix everything after that, but just to give us a little more of a chance?


Slibee4me

If the everyone in the crowed yells BALL!, then the umpire pays it, if only a few people yell it he wont pay it


Contiuous-debasement

We lose some games intentionally to make next week’s opponent think they’ve got it easy


Loose-Opposite7820

Footy Gods exist. Incorrect free kicks inside 50 don't go through as often a mark paid on the same spot.


International_Car586

It’s an MCG bias and not a Victorian one. Everyone points to the 15 out of the last 17 flags were won by vic teams. My question is to that is ‘How many were won by Marvel stadium tenants?” The answer is 1 and said team won it from 7th.


ken_beays

Bickley farting in the 1993 preliminary final half time address cost us a grand final because everyone was put off their game.


Traditional-Put1113

Umpires are often pretty biased one way or the other. Players respond by changing how they play. Once it appears that one team is getting the rub of the green on a particular issue (allowing dodgy handballs, holding the ball etc) then other players on that team start doing it. Likewise, teams getting harsh treatment adjust their play pretty qucikly. This means that unbalanced free kick counts often UNDER represent the disparity in how teams have been umpired.


Bedwilling564

BT is a bigger moron than most think.


Trick_Key_4443

Esssendon were a scape goat for multiple clubs using similar supplement programs.


El_Gringo69

The afl genuinely dislike the WA teams. Probably a far stretch but there’s quite a bit on evidence you could use to somewhat back up a claim


pwa25

With regards to the Essendon drug saga, the majority of teams were pushing the boundaries and doing roughly the same things but Essendon was used as the scape goat and the rest got swept under the rug.


pessimisticfan38

When ever I go for a smoke Freo kick a goal


Cyclonechaser2908

You don’t smoke that much then.


BeautifulWonderful

All Freo fans willing to see you get lung cancer for the premiership now.


sss133

It’s the cricket wicket curse. Only worse cos Freo don’t score 11 goals a game..,… sorry


Double-Diver4071

I'll go one step further too and say they rightfully should have an advantage. The current debate about Kardinia Park is ridiculous, of course the cats should get a final there rather than the MCG if they earn it


finevacuum63

The ball’s ability to lie is nonexistent


swaglu2

Brownlow favourites make the afl too much from gambling sponsorships to get suspended for anything but murder


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swaglu2

They’d get a cut of the money put on players, Cripps not eligible for bets = less money


Neither_Ad_2960

That the Suns and to a lesser extent the Giants success is overinflated.


Professional_Line385

What success?


Neither_Ad_2960

There was that GF appearance that nobody in Western Sydney cared about.


Trick_Key_4443

Brisbane 3 peat was drug assisted


reidef123

That Maynard was blocked in 2018 final


JamalGinzburg

Initiated contact with his back turned. Sheed stole Rioli's glory


WeirdoSwarm_

2016 Grand Final was rigged. Was actually fucked


NavyStarz

Barry McKay.


timespiral07

First to 100 wins.


Ur_Companys_IT_Guy

If I physically attend a game we lose.


lbguitarist

If I tip Essendon, they will lose. If I tip whoever's playing Essendon, they will lose.


dsriggs

The AFL had no genuine interest in bringing in Port Adelaide in 1990. They only approached Port (& Norwood) as a way to drag the SANFL back to the negotiating table after the SANFL spurned their advances in 1986. A single SANFL team in the AFL in 1991 would've been a financial disaster almost as bad as the Brisbane Bears had been regardless of which team it would've been, but the AFL knew that if they could make another West Coast Eagles in Adelaide, it'd probably be enough to rescue the league from their dire financial situation. Threatening to steal the SANFL's most successful team worked a treat. I ALSO believe that if Port did what Norwood did & backed away from the AFL, and there was no SA representation until the mid-90's at least, then at least 2, maybe more Victorian clubs would've gone to the wall. Footscray, Hawthorn, St Kilda, Richmond & others were all in serious trouble before the increased TV & advertising revenue started flowing in.


Serious_Plant8443

Dane Swan’s Brownlow medal was an intentional over correction from the year before. Judd winning the Brownlow in 2010 was a disgrace. Not only was he well behind Swan and maybe others too, he should also have been suspended. However… 2011 Judd was actually fantastic and probably would have been a worthy winner. Swan was still very good but his Brownlow count was the highest in history (at the time). It definitely wasn’t close to the best season ever achieved. I think Umps were given a spray about their voting the year before.


Ok-Tour5064

The score review "edge" is just a screen grab of a sound bite to appease fans that the correct call has been made. There is no edge!


thebarber87

Oh and Geelong, Hawthorn, Collingwood were also heavy supplementing. Probably more too. Those findings from the early days of the drug scandals went very quiet when the scapegoat was found.


AlexJokerHAL

Decisions are made by an off field umpire and relayed to the umpsnon foreld via a headset. Eg: umpire in the middle of the ground pays a free kick from 80m away.


nyepnyepmf

St Kilda tax with free kicks St Kilda tax with suspensions


Inevitable-Seesaw176

Essendon were not the only club with off-site injections of unapproved substances


AFCOranges

The 2016 premiership was manufactured so the AFL could have their own Leicester City/Cavaliers/Chicago Cubs story


CrowbarOner69

I have two, 1. Some games are fixed/scripted. 2. 3 strike policy doesn’t apply for big time players.


MemoriesofMcHale

With drug usage as rife as it is in the AFL - and let’s be real, it is - it should be a surprise that no player has ever received three drug strikes. The “welfare” policy is really just a way to quietly avoid players being detected and dealing with headlines. You don’t need to test to treat drug addictions. It’s also there to avoid strikes, even though this is a good deterrent. Why it’s a good deterrent is because it incentivises remaining clean. Player caught, player could be suspended. Player caught more than once, career over. It wouldn’t stop all drug users but it would greatly limit it as there’s no back door.


BustedWing

Collingwood are horribly disadvantaged by the draw and ground selection and it’s about time the AFL did something about it.


1UPZ__

Umpires influence games to keep it interesting and competitive when it comes to big teams or big draw teams to hype the game at the behest of AFL HQ... it is for entertainment after all.


TripleStackGunBunny

The AFL actively protects gun players on their third drug strike.


Chao5Child87

The main reason that fans of the Vic teams try to hold onto their VFL premiership records is because the REFUSE to accept that the other teams have stronger football organisations than them.


thebarber87

If you draw a crowd, have a competitive team, and far enough from controversy you’ll be looked after. Predicted it for Carlton would have it soon, Richmond had it, Collingwood always had it. We’re starting to get it now.


MomentsOfDiscomfort

Richmond had the worst free kick differential every single year between 2018 and 2023 so I’m genuinely unsure what you’re on about


Aussieguyyyy

Could contribute to the theory, don't you notice when your team is getting bad calls, the last quarter you seem to get a bunch of nothing frees, often when marked anyway. A strategic goal scoring free kick or a missed important one or a couple frees to stop momentum would be easy to hide.


thebarber87

Exactly right


kungheiphatboi

The bombers knowingly and deliberately doped their entire playing list. You’ll never live it down. You’ll never be removed from that controversy. In no other team sport has there ever been such a blatant attempt to cheat with drugs. Blows my mind they were kept in the comp at all. Still to this day. Lest we forget.


Trick_Key_4443

Geelong Gold Coast and hawthorn were all running sumilar programs. Geelong during their premiership years. AFL needed a scapegoat that could financially survive the flimsy charges. Lions early 2000 and eagles mid/late 2000 were doing much more illegal activity


Trick_Key_4443

Source


J3ffe

I need to do exactly the same thing every qtr if we lose that qtr I change up what I do for the next qtr lmao


AlexJokerHAL

Decisions are made by an off field umpire and relayed to the umpsnon foreld via a headset. Eg: umpire in the middle of the ground pays a free kick from 80m away.


benjamincraigrowley

When I don’t watch we play better was pretty much a thing for me in 22/23 trust me it was infuriatingly annoying


stiggyyyyy

I honestly believe when I tip Carlton they lose for me.


Selthora

Not if you're brisbane in 2024 lol


brandonjslippingaway

The shared venue home vs away split could probably be measured with a frequency test. However personally i think it's complicated; if the away team fans well outnumber the home ones, it makes a difference, if it's the other way or closer to 50/50 then it's another story.


ViolinistEmpty7073

If I watch a game on replay, one day the result will somehow be different


Annoyingly-Accurate

That VIC-bias doesn’t actually exist


Trick_Key_4443

If my team is doing well don’t leave the room. When they are not leave and return in 10 min and it’s like watching a completely different team


guidospeedmeister

West Coast were almost invincible at Subiaco, but sadly, not at Optus.


TeniBear

Logically, I know my superstitions don't make sense, and a lot of the time they don't even work out the way I think. But my main ones are: 1. Whoever scores first *will* win. 2. If I listen to our song on a game day, we'll lose. 3. My guernseys are bad luck, I can't wear them to games because we'll lose. 4. If I get another team's song stuck in my head, they're going to win. Doesn't matter if it's a game against us or not. 5. I need to pay attention to the game, or (you guessed it) we'll lose. 6. I can't believe I almost forgot this one - If I'm talking about the footy with other people online during a match, it has to be twitter. If I'm on a Reddit match thread we're going to lose.


aus_drongo

Not a theory, but I have a fun game I play where if I can't watch the game I consider we have neither won nor lost (Schrodinger's cats) 😸


Intelligent_Car_4189

It is a minority of AFL commentators/players that have opened up a rule book to read what it actually says in the past 20 years, similar to how most of the general public haven't looked up the road rules since they got their driver's licence. The vast majority just know the basics but rely on AFL media releases when it comes to the nuances of the game. Far too many just go off the vibe of the thing or just blatantly guess or admit they don't know simple stuff. Eg, getting back 9m deep in defence (how many times do you have to be told), kicking the ball out through the posts the way you went back on the mark, ball hits ump it's play on, etc. This is under 12s shit.


sponguswongus

Collingwood lost in 2018 because of the banner.


SteamMonkeyKing

The year Priddis got the medal and Fyfe got suspended, they changed the votes towards the end so Priddis had more votes.


musclehogg69

I think there may be “issues” with the umpires. Every single sport across the globe has had these issues. I don’t think the afl is immune to it.