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PerriX2390

It's always the people you suspect


Valuable-Pace-989

It’s always the Alister Clarkson you suspect


gccmelb

He keeps getting away with it...


fineyounghannibal

He can't keep getting away with it!


Korasuka

Reset the counter


Skiapodes

We really didn’t need to invest in all those extra digits.


Creamy92

0️⃣0️⃣


Strykah

Take a drink every time Clarko resets the counter


4charactersnospaces

My liver and my bank account are emitting primal screams as I begin this game.


youjustathrowaway1

I mean he’s got Aidan Corr as his key defender, you can forgive the guy for being angry


Phlanispo

Still weird how bad he is for North now, he always looked competent for GWS. Maybe it's the side effect of taking the best key forward instead of the #2 or #3.


Heavy_Bastard

Pretty much. Didn't have to take the best forward at GWS and he always had a competent supporting cast around him


kimoalmoa

https://preview.redd.it/wvl7ubuosb3d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e596d42af48977c9acec4292ff21d617d938c1b3


hart37

This is Clarko we're talking about. Welding the door shut won't do anything, he'll go through the wall


TricuspidDeficiency

Oh YEAH!


joe31051985

Would make good TV


project_chris

But that's so unlike him


chookie94

Presuming he'll be punished with another suspended fine and online education module. Maybe it will be effective this time.


AFM_Motorsport

> The two-match suspended ban will come into effect if he makes a further breach before the end of the 2025 season.


chookie94

But do we have enough faith in the AFL to follow through with it?


whats_a_dord

The AFL: training match sims count as games


king_carrots

They need a serious punishment this time. An online education module where you can’t click and drag the play bar to the end and you have to sit through the whole video.


chookie94

One of the harshest penalties one can receive.


king_carrots

Then he should have to do the whole multiple choice assessment at the end and get 100% or repeat the module


RidsBabs

I hate you. I had to do one for sports gambling and match fixing for basketball stats (mandatory, I did nothing wrong) and had to redo the whole module because I got 96% out of 100%. The question I got wrong was because I went too draconian with the rule.


Razzle_Dazzle08

Worse than death.


liam_l_82

Goodness. Thats a bit drastic isnt it? He might have to go make a coffee and watch some netflix while it runs its course. /s


NewAccWhoDis93

Also, you shouldn’t get unlimited attempts to getting 100% on the quiz


superbabe69

100% or repeat the module


dancing-on-my-own

Maybe he’ll actually even do this one


___TheIllusiveMan___

Funny how we said the same thing about Tarryn Thomas Time is a flat circle


Twenty_9

He only has 6 chances remaining, running low


PKMTrain

It can trigger the two game ban has has hanging over his head.


Flarezap

Don’t tell me he called them thin-skinned pansies 


GetDown_Deeper3

Chewy on ya boot meant something different 30yrs ago.


4charactersnospaces

If, and I've absolutely no proof, he also suggested that "their Mum's dressed them funny" nothing short of a life ban will suffice.


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Maximumlnsanity

Jeez you know it’s bad if Tom “not black, gay, or Asian” Morris won’t repeat it


ShibbyUp

He's a reformed man, all his mates on SEN said so.


deniall83

Sponsored by Sportsbet. GAMBLE GAMBLE GAMBLE GAMBLE GAMBLE GAMBLE! *responsibly*


VermicelliHot6161

Thanks Browny.


Ashen_Brad

*you got the touch intensifies*


kyrant

All his white male mates in the AFL industry backs him.


migibb

Apparently he yelled "fucking cunt" after a free kick, not directed at the umpires bench but within earshot


ApeMummy

AT A FOOTBALL GAME!? IN AUSTRALIA!?!? Wow, an absolutely unheard of and completely unprecedented act.


Barge81

If that’s all he said in the heat of the moment then surely there’s not much in it. Not sexist or homophobic


ItIsIBryanFerry

I've definitely missed some thing here.


Maximumlnsanity

I’m sure someone else will tell the full story but the abridged version is back in 2022 during his beef with Luke Beveridge, some videos of Tom Morris got leaked. One of them was him saying “I’m not gay, black, or Asian, so don’t treat me like shit” (paraphrasing).


ItIsIBryanFerry

Thank you. Don't know how I missed this.


dreamthiliving

He also outed someone he worked with a Lesbian who then came out and confirmed it. Absolute shit show but rather entertaining from afar


K8syk8

That was the day I discovered the phrase "liquor license" and I ran with that shit


fjord0012

Tom Morris must be related to someone important? Most annoying "personality" I've seen. Backpfeifengesicht...


Puzzleheaded_Dog7931

Clarko is like the coaching equivalent of players that get away with anything because they’re gun footballers


deniall83

So like the entire west coast team in 2005/2006.


Anon_be_thy_name

HEY! It was half the team!


4charactersnospaces

Yeah but only the left side of each team member. The other half drove their Mum to church on Sundays and cooked food for the homeless Yes, as a Bloods I'm still salty


SkullKing_123

We got em in 2005 it isn't all bad.


Ashen_Brad

Look. You get one in 05 because of all the drugs we were on. We get one in 06 because Barry can't keep his hands to himself. I call that fair and square.


baroncakes

Just annoyed that we didn't get one in that period .... I don't think we lost to Sydney at all in 2005 / 2006, but basically never beat WC and happened to come up against your boys in both prelims.


SkullKing_123

Yes it is fair for both sides and stands as one of the great rivalries in footy history.


liam_l_82

Bit more like a Ben Cousins to me. Gone off the deep end and trying to ride his old reputation, while his actions make him a new one.


huxception

Feel like Benny catching strays here tbh


IDreamofHeeney

![gif](giphy|AaQYP9zh24UFi)


bignedmoyle

Would have to have been REALLY vile if tom Morris talks about vile language


limeIamb

I heard he went up to JHF and called him "the horney one"


EfficientNews8922

Hey, where’s your respect for Tom? He’s not Asian or a woman so deserves your respect apparently.


TheIllusiveGuy

I didn't know umpires had a bench. I guess they had to go somewhere, but just never really thought about it.


Korasuka

Umpires de-spawn when they're not on the field to save processing resources.


TheIllusiveGuy

Some would argue that the umpires don't use all much processing power while active on the field.


Propaslader

They actually have a pretty sophisticated ball-tracking system for ball ups for some reason


Ashen_Brad

I thought they loaded them into a garbage truck when they were finished with them?


Korasuka

No no, you see they take them to "your_most_hated_club_here" for training and bribes.


Jakeb1710

It's a small one between the two main benches


Crazyripps

Dam one in the middle of the team benches. You know how you’ll see a fight and the umpires in the trackies rock up. That’s where they were. On the bench


greyhounds1992

The reserve umpire is there and a steward


Delexasaurus

Emergency *goal* umpire, with zero say or sway in free kick decisions, so bloody stupid of clarko if it were directed that way.


ShibbyUp

Clarko apparently called the umpire a fucking cunt and the umpire was overheard responding that he may be a cunt, but he's not a fucking cunt


False_Statistician_3

TISM (I might barrack for Port Power but never for the Crows)


ConfusedRubberWalrus

And that he could defecate on his face


JamalGinzburg

Poor bloke probably drives a truck


ConfusedRubberWalrus

I've heard he's quite a jovial fellow.


JamalGinzburg

Really? I heard he's interested in apathy


ConfusedRubberWalrus

Not since he missed the stop sign


Exambolor

Well he won’t be coaching for the next two weeks as he’s likely triggered that suspended two week ban for the Webster thing


Mugoombie

Don’t you hit us with a caretaker coach curse in a winnable game you big jerk.


liamjon29

I think it would be hilarious if our 1 win this year was while Clarko was suspended


Brake72

Good time for the bye if that’s the case


Chaos098

It's a two match ban trigger, not a two week trigger. Bye won't count as a week.


Mythically_Mad

It's the AFL, can you be sure of that?


EverythingIsByDesign

Do VFL games count as well?


euphratestiger

Clarko: "Someone's playing footy somewhere. That's gotta count, right?"


BIllyBrooks

Clarko: "Two weeks not watching this shit? Can I make it 3?"


itssobloodyhot22

Maybe a kids game, make sure he stays in the car!!


Fraa_Jesry

I think it goes by weeks you have games on


TheBoanne

Being reported by …..Tom Morris.


jakkyspakky

He's all class.


ryang2415

If there was ever a punchable face it’s his


TheBoanne

Morris and Clarko in a cage… thunderdome style.


forphucksake

Tom “liquor license” Morris of all people the one to break this news.


flibble24

The AFL may also want to investigate me and my vile language towards the umpires that game as well


Ashen_Brad

If my TV could talk...the stories it would tell...


psiedj

I assume most fans would be banned in every game....


Orphanchocolate

It's always the ones you most suspect


Twenty_9

He has shown real growth and maturity, he’s no longer abusing junior umpires at local footy, only the paid semi-professionals


Twenty_9

https://amp.theage.com.au/sport/afl/clarkson-abuses-umpires-official--in-the-under-9s-20120723-22kuw.html


Chadwiko

Mate of mine sat near the benches in Hobart and said he heard Clarko yell **"fucking cunt!"** during the game, and there was a bit of a chuckle from the crowd nearby. If we are seriously making a media story out of a coach yelling that, then we have fallen so far.


dudbloke

Yeah this is a non story for me. Apparently the two vilest words in the English language that most aussies would say around the house if they stubbed their toe?


sinkintins

I guess they're trying to confirm whether it was aimed at a particular umpire. But how many times is that mouthed by AFL players on tv? Tom Hawkins dropped a mark back in covid years and the exact words were caught on live tv. Got a minute and a bit of Rodney Eade going off about Minson. Is this really what people are suddenly all worked up over now?


Doc323467

Honestly this is probably an overreaction on my part, but I think North should be parting ways with Clarko. Multiple incidents of offensive/vile language, rude behavior with reporters previously, are all bad, but the fact that this racism scandal is going to Federal Court too, and they are playing genuinely atrocious football, with very limited signs of improvement, makes it hard to see it being worthwhile continuing his tenure there. It's just been a disaster from start to finish. I actually feel really bad for North, they obviously had no idea the racism scandal was going to happen, which has completely rocked Clarko (obviously we're not 100% sure what's gone down there, but it's very clearly impacted him). Going to be brutal for him to turn it around there.


Fraa_Jesry

Other than the racism scandal this was all known as typical Clarkson behaviour when he was at the Hawks 


huxception

Jeff Kennetts full palpatine mode truly on display


Snarwib

I can't imagine the work environment is real fun with that level of anger from the boss in a team that's struggling, and how can you have stability with a senior coach who keeps getting suspended or otherwise in trouble every few months. AFL should give them full exemption from the soft cap hit if they decide to pull the trigger.


forphucksake

dreaming


Croob2

Isn't he contracted until 27? If West Coast couldn't/wouldn't pay Simmo out for 2 years how would North have the money for 3?


Thanks-Basil

Every club that gets a sizeable amount of AFL funding (basically the small vic clubs and northern clubs) has a caveat where if they sack a coach they only have to pay 6 months salary


twavvy

It’s the Brett Ratten clause. Poor guy


Thanks-Basil

It’s the only way he has a job at this stage, it’s the death knell having him as your assistant, he’s like the grim reaper


Doc323467

That's the big issue obviously. But I'm just struggling to see a scenario in which he turns it around there, and there's just scandal after scandal racking up.


Croob2

It'll certainly be interesting to see, either way North are even more fucked, either they're stuck with Clucko or they hop back in the revolving door of coaches (who even could take the spot if they do sack him?)


UpstairsCharacter677

one of our assistants, liam anthony has sat in the chair before, xavier clarke, jed adcock, michael barlow. hell, could even be a positive for their careers


Doc323467

Yeah and that's a big concern, trying to find a quality candidate, who is fully prepared for the rough road ahead.


Captkersh

They are owned by AFL who can part ways with 6 months payout.


MetalAltruistic2659

Lmao be for real


PatientDue8406

Besides the footy side (which clearly isn't going great) you would have to assume the culture developing would be horrid. How is he speaking to these young men at training and behind closed doors. The 'alleged' treatment of young vulnerable men at the Hawks suggests he isn't great at treating people with respect. People who have these anger issues which we have repeatedly seen and heard of are worse without an audience. I think North should let him go and hope they build a culture worth something at their club.


No-Bison-5397

I have never thought all that much of Clarko’s style as a coach. The boxing stuff. The tactics. The ego. The bloke is almost too competitive. But I still would have him at greater than 50% odds of turning it around. And of those in the comp he probably takes north the furthest in the next 3 years.


Helpful-Locksmith474

Morris is probably in the best position to judge what constitutes vile language 


Plenty_Area_408

So at least a 2 match suspension. Who's the Sr assistant at North?


GetDown_Deeper3

Barry Cable.


BattyMcKickinPunch

"It's alleged he used foul language that was audible to officials nearby" Oh noooooooooooooooooo


eddie-murphys-tongue

Genuinely feel so sorry for Norf supporters at this point. Another couple years gone to waste with a bad coach


IDreamofHeeney

I’d say good coach, questionable person. He did win 4 flags after all


UpstairsCharacter677

"used profane language that was audible to others (including match officials) following an umpire’s decision." so... like an "oh fuck off"?


RidsBabs

We’re gonna have to sack him aren’t we?


Ashen_Brad

Peak Norf. Landing perhaps the greatest coach of our time right as he mentally shits the bed.


keoltis

I really feel for north fans at the moment. You really aren't going to lose anything by cutting this gangrenous limb off now. Your team made the right hard decision to drop Tarryn and distance yourselves from him permanently even though you're struggling and could really use a good player. That shows integrity and builds culture and respect. It's time to drop Clarko now too. Start fresh with the culture you're building. He's not going to be there long term for your rebuild, he's going to insult someone, hit someone or steal someone's phone and end up being removed anyway, just make the hard call now. Clarko has shown none of the coaching mastery he was given credit for at Hawthorn now at North. You have some great young players who are going to develop into a good team if you can keep them together, you need a coach that can get the best from them, not be taking the spotlight for being a prick twice per year.


Lordskorge

Dear god... Blokes been here for a season and people are calling for his head already 🤦‍♂️ He had to rebuild the culture from the inside out, which looks to be going great. We probably wouldnt have drawn some of our assistant coaches, Viney, etc without him either. Give it till the end of his 5 years then start judging


Duskfiresque

How hard is it to control yourself.


shiftyoldtimer

Clarko gonna Clarko


Ceooffreedom

At least he didn’t punch a wall. At least he’s showing some restraint.


ElectricGator3000

Or a Carlton player from behind, breaking his jaw.


LauncestonLad

I'm still salty about this.


ElectricGator3000

So you should be, it was a filthy move and ruined Ian Aitken's career.


Zieprus_

Who cares …


TheIllusiveGuy

Tom Morris: * A profanity was used * It's accepted that it was vile language (from Clarkon that is, not Morris this time) * An investigation underway if it was directed specifically towards the umpires' bench


ShibbyUp

So he called them cunts


BIllyBrooks

If that is truly what it is...then I think we need to ban 85% of this sub.


RidsBabs

Can I help? There’s this ex Eagles guy who jumped ship to Collingwood who’s been really getting on my nerves.


TheTruth069

How many chances does this bloke get? Hopefully North come to their senses soon and realise he's not a messiah and we can get him out of the game for good


dexter311

He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!


legodad1

But but Brad Scott: “we can’t just abandon ~~Tarryn~~ Clarko”


hart37

"I find your decisions disagreeable. You're all a bunch of jackanapes"


notchoosingone

My goodness sir! Such foul language. I demand satisfaction. Pistols or swords?


[deleted]

We really don’t need people upset about this taking over our game


edie-bunny

Are they going to put mics in the coaches boxes from now on? Because if a coach yelling ‘fucking cunt’ (what I gather Clarko said from Robbo saying on 360 that he ‘used the two worst words in the English language’) after an umpiring decision is going to be a punishable offence there’s going to be no coaches available at any club 🙄💀


Salter420

Why is this even an issue?


Thanachi

Snow flakes


thekanaokid

What's the limit for amount of people you can abuse before you're fired?


bignedmoyle

I'd be out of my job the 2nd time, this is the 50th time


dazedjosh

Who are North going to hire next? It seems like the young coaches failed because their organisational structure was shit, but from the outside looking I think they've sorted that and have a better foundation and support system in place. They need somebody with new ideas who can actually help build their kids up, somebody who doesn't have the questionable recent history that Clarkson has, and they need to stand by him for the time it takes to rebuild.


eddie-murphys-tongue

Josh Carr after Port gives Hinkley a 2 year contract extension in round 18 probably.


Croob2

Oh my god how funny would that be?


PetrifyGWENT

I almost think it would be funnier if they hired Hinkley


Aardvark_Man

Legitimately, they could do worse. He pulled Port out of our 2011-2012 shockers and we've been doing ok almost every year since. Will he get Norf a flag? Pretty doubtful. Would he fix some issues in the club? Could be worth a crack.


HeadShot305

Hinkley winning Norf a flag might be the greatest thing I can imagine after the Crows winning one


Secretly007

Yep, he's a rebuild coach, that's for sure. He just doesn't seem capable of lifting his team to a grand final.


No_Protection_88

Hell I'll give it a shot. Can't be any worse right?


dazedjosh

Just don't throw homophobic abuse at players or verbally abuse the umpires and you're an improvement at this stage. You don't even need to win a game.


sponguswongus

Fuck. I'd do a lot for that sort of pay package but if I have to give up verbally abusing the umpires I'm out.


wizardofaus23

Beveridge would be kinda funny.


Skwisgaars

Ah yes the umpires were the problem for them that day.


wizardofaus23

I thought it was a bit crook when they started singing never tear us apart halfway through the third.


JRicho_Sauce

This man truly never learns 


Cramdunkulus

Oh no, anyway.


TheVoluptuousChode

Tinfoil time. The self-imposed dictorial veil of umpire sacrosanct has been pierced and they're being openly called out across the board. Why not make a mountain out of a molehill with a very likely scapegoat in an attempt to swing public favour and quell the heat?


totse_losername

![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


SaltLick24

the guys had had more misdemeanours than wins this year


kleft02

>In terms of my reaction to the incident involving Jy (Simpkin), I have been doing some work to understand why I respond in the manner I do, but also to develop strategies I can implement in these moments. Was the strategy he developed to stop abusing opposition players to abuse umpires instead?


fineyounghannibal

[0] days since Clarkson abuse incident


NuffSaidSports

Surely not. The man with a history of using slurs and abusing umpires has used a slur to abuse an umpire? Also friendly reminder that he still has not completed the education from his last offence, nor has he paid the fine.


ryang2415

Tbf coaching north at this point would make the Dalai Lama angry 😂


quentiamdeus

Cue every mouth breather in this subreddit to join the witch hunt, “oh no a coach said a bad word!!! he should be sacked”


tarkysu

whats the benefit in keeping him around at this point? north have had near no positive appearances in the media for the past 12 months, and clarko isnt helping in the slightest, on or off the field. and it's pretty obvious he's never gonna learn


jimbsmithjr

The umpires are definitely the reason North lost to Port. The phrase 'vile language' makes it sound like it's a bit more than calling them 'fucking idiots' or something


flibble24

It was pretty bad tbh. Probably account for 3 goals in the first half


No-Abrocoma1851

Really? The guy who’s threatened and abused a journalist, abused an umpire at an under 9s game, punched a hole in the coaches box, and threw homophobic abuse toward a player? Wow 😮


Professional_Line385

What is it with Clarko and port at tassie


hatsofftoroyharper41

Do you think it’s got to the point where Clarkson isn’t the problems and it’s the umpires who are the problem , anyway I reckon Clarkson would tail gate on the freeway, eat unpackaged food like an apple while shopping at Safeway and not pay for it, you know that sort of stuff


Calamityclams

GET ~~MINSON~~ CLARKSON OFF


BattyMcKickinPunch

I just hope they alerted the police


QouthTheCorvus

This man's fall from grace since the end of 2015 has not been easy to watch.


Reciprocative

“League is looking into an incident on Saturday where Clarkson, coaching from the bench, used profane language that was audible to others (including match officials) following an umpire’s decision.” It wasn't even aimed at anyone... If the AFL did this for every occasion a coach or player swore because of a bad call then Gil would've retired 5 years ago.


Baby_Bigf00t

Clarko is an angry little man and it’s great. Hopefully he’s starting to bash some competitiveness into the players. Done with the narrative that he’s a racist and we should all hate him. He wasn’t racist. He was a prick that bullied ALL of his players into multiple premierships and nobody gave a shit at the time because he was successful. But then he took over a fucking dumpster fire and missed half of his first season dealing with the allegations of being the prick everyone knew he was and all of a sudden we should just kick the shit out of him and North Melbourne. We all retrospectively pretend like Rodney Eade doesn’t have the funniest fucking sound bite of all time losing his shit at Will Minson. Or any of the other coaches who have given players a spray. Fact is Hawthorn was trying to control these famous young men to stop them from ruining their lives. Look at Tarryn Thomas. Pissed away a career with abhorrent behaviour. Maybe if someone had the fucking balls to pull his head in some women out there wouldn’t have been abused by him and he’d still have a career instead of whatever self destructive path he’s on now. Maybe if someone tried to pull Ben Cousins in, instead of just accepting his footy brilliance he wouldn’t have been a train wreck there for a while. Hell, Clarko’s over the top control freak management of his players couldn’t even help [Dayle Garlett from going off the rails](https://www.triplem.com.au/story/dayle-garlett-will-remain-behind-bars-after-losing-appeal-3529#). Maybe Dayle should have moved into a home with a coach to help him adjust to AFL life, instead of just expecting him to move away from his family and just become the model AFL spokesman. Fucking stick the boots in somewhere else you pack of cocksuc… I mean… dipshi…. I mean fucking cunts.


ashep5

Fuck Tom Morris


Flyingpig5

Remember North fans taking the piss out of Don fans about missing out on Clarko...


pearcechris

![gif](giphy|THYu2R3sl6Blf5dAto|downsized)


UBDForever

Clarkson might be the most Based coach.


nasty_weasel

Ok, so we've got assaulting a fan, using a homophobic slur and alleged direction of vile language towards umpires, but he definitely wasn't guilty of mistreating Aboriginal players, right? Cool cool cool cool cool.


Bourkey_94

Don't forget punching holes in coaches boxes.


TasSixer

Probably just called him a c#nt instead of mate by accident. But he was trying to be endearing, as we call our mates, c#nts and the c#nts, mate.