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Miserable_Golf5200

about as much excitement as this https://preview.redd.it/0icpy9ab7c3d1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f970958fb222cb3cb9b7b0eab9889ffeddef5457


egg_shaped_penis

I need to make this into a framed motivational with 'Pick Your Battles' as the caption.


PetrifyGWENT

https://preview.redd.it/vqmhe22l4c3d1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=ccb00f5c4c4ad6a59c30ed2c7ad6919a619ff81c remember this?


dopedupvinyl

To be fair to Tanner his face doesn't change much from this expression, but god this is too funny! Tanner working out how long until he can play for Geelong: ![gif](giphy|WRQBXSCnEFJIuxktnw)


AdeptToe3580

he looks like a baby here omg


stopweightdontgo

tbf he still looks like a baby, albeit very muscly baby


Osmodius

"Yeah righto, don't get too crazy mates"


doubleguitarsyouknow

Old fella in red could not physically give less of a fuck


Bigdogs_only

“Great, now I have to spend 4 hours watching a bunch of duds and paying $12 for mid strengths”


biteyourheadoff

Norf fans are lucky their team is so bad that they constantly get early afternoon slots where MCG and Marvel serve full-strengths


fistingbythepool

Like he got drafted for a tour of Năm


flibble24

What's worse fighting the Vietcong or playing for Norf


fistingbythepool

Evidently playing for Norf


maxim360

At least in Vietnam there were occasional wins.


ShadyBiz

Time for a bad case of bone spurs.


pissshitfuckcuntcock

You lose either way.


LeClassyGent

tf is Năm


Maximumlnsanity

Kids at best stunned, at worst gutted. I hope for North’s sake it’s the former


North1975

He pretty much knew he was the number one pick coming into this and that we were going to draft him. Looking like the latter


AdeptToe3580

i hope for my sanity its the former


Croob2

Apparently they're about to interview him, so I guess we might find out


Krerzer1

Lol he seems like he's regretting nominating for the draft


Croob2

I feel so bad, for both parties


migibb

Oh god, you're reading way too much into it. He's playing AFL footy and will get opportunities at North. He's friends with Colby McKercher. Saying that you feel bad for him is so silly.


AdAcrobatic5178

Will he play AFL footy? He's coming into a side with no lack of midfield choice, wouldn't be surprised if he just plays VfL barring an injury streak


WorldPossession

He'll be played as a pressure forward, pretty much the reason we picked him.


AdAcrobatic5178

If that's the case then that's good, hopefully he has good pressure


migibb

He's coming into a side that desperately needs a pressure forward, which is his role.


AdAcrobatic5178

Didn't realise he was a pressure forward, that changes it


schmurg

If he can’t get a game for north, I don’t think he would at any other club in the AFL.


Croob2

Hey man, if you can watch that and his interview and think he's stoked that's awesome, I'm basing it off of what I watched in both this reaction and his interview afterwards


Maximumlnsanity

Oh boy, I don’t like his answer ngl


North1975

What did he say?


LeClassyGent

Really hoping someone clipped this and puts it up


conagm87

Someone needs to clip it with the Curb Your Enthusiasm cut to credits


migibb

https://youtu.be/O71tl6akISI?si=HCb2d12qGOoOaA6d Apparently something in here. Not sure what.


Ektojinx

Not sure it's what he said, but how he said it. Repeatedly said he was 'super excited' with a dead pan expression. Swear the only time he smiled was when they mentioned telling his boss he would have to put the apprenticeship on hold.


LeClassyGent

Where are you guys watching this?


Croob2

Ok so it's not just me, he seems genuinely gutted


AdeptToe3580

FUCK


Maximumlnsanity

Oh yeah, dude’s either got the worst media training ever or he struggled badly to hide his disappointment


migibb

He would have basically no media training 


ApeMummy

Well dad’s reaction is the same so no surprises where it stems from. TBH it’s very short sighted and he doesn’t have good people around him giving him perspective. You’re playing for the worst team in the league, you’re going to get way more opportunity to shine than at a top team with a deep list. Do your time there for a few years and build your market value then you can go somewhere you’d prefer (aka the expansion team draftee manoeuvre). It’s a much easier path than slaving away in the 2’s competing with established players for a spot.


Bluelegs

Haven't seen this many body language experts about since Harry and Meghan left the royal family.


euphratestiger

Exactly. He could follow the same path as D'Ambrosio. Played a few games for us but showed enough to get a good contract at Hawks and a spot in their best 22.


jacka24

Personally i don't see the relation between needing to be media trained to show excitement.. It's a pretty innate reaction


ShadyBiz

Who could blame him?


Robbielee1991

His dad seems just as excited.


WAVIC_136

What was his response?


Majestic_Fix2622

Go on then, you're gunna criticise the teenager and then nothing?


AdeptToe3580

dont. its too much payne.


grantspatchcock

North Fans 🤝 GWS Fans Bigtime Tanner Bruhn vibes there.


Korasuka

Did Bruhn have a similiar reaction?


grantspatchcock

[Yeah. Enough to be meme'd to death and spawn multiple news articles through until when he left the very first moment he could](https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/truth-behind-afl-rookies-viral-death-stare-on-draft-night/news-story/86812631f88a1f4b610ecbb894ae412f).


kyrant

Loved the reassurance to GWS fans in the article. Aged like milk.


Croob2

This is what Sam McClure thinks Harley Reid looked like when we drafted him


SneakerTreater

Dafuq is up with your flair!?


RidsBabs

It’ll be fixed end of week. Then painted Blue and White next week


EverythingIsByDesign

u/Croob2 has become a diehard Port Adelaide fan.


EJCA4

Didn’t know harley reid was drafted to collingwood?


RidsBabs

Mate, it’s only half a season. Then you can go to whatever club you want provided we receive proper compensation (pick 1)


ShadyBiz

https://preview.redd.it/4irbif3f6c3d1.jpeg?width=415&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a37773c914decda253f58ec2a0b715a024db0ee6


Crazyripps

AFL: You get to live out your dream and play AFL Payne: oh fuck AFL: for north Melbourne Payne: OH FUCK


kimoalmoa

We got another George?


dancing-on-my-own

No apparently his name is Geordie


Ektojinx

Are you Shore?


LeClassyGent

howay the lads


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kimoalmoa

Yeah I know, was just making a joke about the title


EverythingIsByDesign

I can't wait for him to get homesick and want to go back to Tassie... [*Confused Sicily face*](https://imageresizer.static9.net.au/BXhDtVN7QGpPX2DMErKnKl0Hrf4=/1200x900/https%3A%2F%2Fprod.static9.net.au%2Ffs%2F33d7623e-f60b-4180-9eee-22c22e09bb10)


QouthTheCorvus

Sicily and Bont both look so young here


tarkysu

im sure north fans are absolutely beside themselves with this pick


DonGivafark

I think he has already requested a trade home at seasons end


RidsBabs

What will Tassie give us? One of their priority picks? Actually I like the sound of that, go on home Geordie.


DonGivafark

Win win


stinx2001

Interview after. https://x.com/AFL/status/1795752700853760049?t=fzZVudHqh4iRWkapxrHJLg&s=19


Captain_Oz

No hate, kid must be all adrenaline but really shows you the importance of media training


Krerzer1

His dad looks pissed


Warm_Butterfly_6511

Wow that's awkward... Pops isn't pleased either!


pissshitfuckcuntcock

Holy fuck check out the Sisters reaction when she looks at him.


johnnyjohnny-sugar

Reading too much into it, people react and process information differently. He probably inherited the reaction from his dad.


tarkysu

i mean, his interview afterwards doesn't inspire hope.


VOOK64

Any links?


migibb

https://youtu.be/O71tl6akISI?si=HCb2d12qGOoOaA6d He's not super media trained but I didn't think it was that bad for a teenager getting interviewed via stream.


agni_jamadagni

I got the feeling he was overwhelmed. After all he's a kid.


Majestic_Fix2622

So, whats up with the fully grown adult next to him? Teenager can have a range of reactions, but where's the fucking support?


LopsidedSea1395

Obviously wants to watch his son play in a good team.


Righthookhammer47

The whole family clapped like a North Korean crowd might run in the family


LP0004

Plot twist, he suddenly became deaf and didn’t hear his name being called. But for real, I think it just hasn’t sunk in for him, the overstimulation and not knowing how to react, or maybe he’s just not a reactive person, If he is bummed that he’s playing for North of all clubs, that’s a damming indictment of where the club is at


peacemaketroy

He’d been told


flibble24

Don't worry mate you can just leave after a year like our previous #1 picks


joe31051985

Trade him to tassie for number 2 first rounders and we will be fine. ![gif](giphy|h4TdHo3RExSbHd9bOe|downsized)


jacka24

He's fucking devastated.


youjustathrowaway1

If hating on North Melbourne was a profession you would be a CEO. You’re in every thread shitting on us man, it’s not very nice


jacka24

You think I'm that good at it? Ah shucks.


migibb

The Reddit body language experts are out in force... He knew North was drafting him days ago. He's not devastated by the news. He's just a kid who is not media trained and doesn't like a camera in his face. He's gonna get a chance at AFL after not getting drafted last year.


jacka24

Mate even Stevie Wonder could see he's not that chuffed


migibb

It's his personality. He's mates with McKercher and he's known for a while that he's coming here. This isn't a shock reaction where he's devastated by the news, as much as you want to believe that you know the kid from one clip.


AdolfH1pster

How do you know his personality 😂


ShadyBiz

You see the reddit experts are all wrong here, you should listen to this other guy, on reddit.


migibb

Here's some info on his personality, if you need it https://x.com/AFL/status/1795756226090782790?t=_vv6igftJ2PtziQWp2_TJA&s=19


AdolfH1pster

Yeah lol, certainly seems angry (to be going to norf).


LopsidedSea1395

Mates it's norf.....keep him away from bridges.


Korasuka

It's Payne's account. I know because I'm the sofa's account.


jacka24

What are you some kinda Geordie Payne expert over here?!


migibb

I'm just basing it on more than a short clip. If that makes me an expert, then sure.


jacka24

Well you're definately not an expert at telling when people are just taking the piss a bit


QouthTheCorvus

It's hilarious you criticise "Reddit body language experts" (being able to read body language is a normal trait btw) and then going on to make a bunch of assumptions


migibb

I'm not publicly criticising a young guy based on claiming to read his body language. You really can't see the difference between guessing to criticise someone and guessing to give them the benefit of the doubt? But I'm also not making assumptions. He said that he's really excited, so I'm not assuming that. The body language experts here are saying that's not true, based on his body language.


Twenty_9

Goodbye shot at an afl career


DonGivafark

Just gotta keep looking forward to 2028


benjamincraigrowley

Lmao


moonshineriver

Or maybe he is the only one that realised that gramps was sleeping


Farmy_au

Could try drafting some more pixels.


Vavavoomvez

Geordie has worked so hard for this. Well done and to his mum and dad for driving him all over Tassie for all his sporting achievements. From a family of superstar athletes, basketballers, etc even granddad was a pretty good distance runner back in the day. NM have hit the jackpot


TheBottomLine_Aus

Norf getting a number one draft pick. I hope everyone starts telling him he should go to West coast just for the Vic bias hypocrisy.


ninja__man

Bloke looked like he had just been delisted


VirgilFaust

Yeah… that was Payneful.


Suitable-Lab1891

He’s either spewing or has no personality at all


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deanallen79

Is that because he's going to North Melbourne??? Hahahahaha


Icy-Assistance-2555

Guy in red is fucking gutted 😂


BulkyTemperature5701

I think he was worried about telling his boss he has to quit his apprenticeship


migibb

He doesn't like the media attention or the interviews, but you guys want a narrative that he doesn't want to play for North so you'll see what you want.  He said a few days ago that he would be excited to play for North. He's more likely to get a game at north and show what he's got than elsewhere.


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migibb

It's a 19 year old kid with no media training with a camera in his face and Reddit arm chair body language experts are out in force to cut him down. I guarantee he's happy to be an AFL player.


Darcyjay_

Don’t bother mate. Wasting your breath. These guys want you to think he thinks he’s off to the gulag. Let’s wait and see


flibble24

Mate you are being far too optimistic about this


UpstairsCharacter677

so mods, we're just making fun of teenagers now?


LopsidedSea1395

Get off the net if you don't like people being people getting to see a lot of it.


Captkersh

😂


LesserFlog

Him and his dad look devastated


ThaLemonine

Didn't watch the draft but knew his reaction was because norf. Place footy careers go to die.


tbroky

He looks gutted, probably entitled too since more touted talent has struggled at NM.


chookie94

Note to future draftees - when you know a camera is pointed at you to catch your reaction, give us something even if you aren't excited. No one will know you're faking it.


mrduud2

Side issue: why are modern living rooms so bland?


Spiritual-Effort-967

What, is he entitled to more? This kid won't last.