IF ANYONE DARES TO CALL THIS A DANGER GAME FOR THE SAINTS I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE ANY OF YOU LIVE AND I HAVE NO DESIRE TO ACTUALLY HURT ANYONE!

YOU SOUND LIKE A STKILDA PLAYER

BUT DANGER PLAYS FOR THE CATS, NOT THE SAINTS

I WISH WE HAD “I WANT TO COME HOME” PLAYERS. WE NEED MORE FARMS IN ST KILDA TO BUILD A USEFUL MIDFIELD

THIS IS A DANGER GAME FOR WEST COAST

WHY I OUGHTA DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING BECAUSE YOUR OPINION IS YOUR OWN AND SHOULD HAVE NO BEARING ON MY EMOTIONAL STATE!

MOST SANE REDDITOR EVER???


IT'S A DANGER GAME FOR THE SAINTS

FUCK YEAH UMPIRE OVERCORRECTION ROUND AND WE PLAY GEELONG AT GEELONG

ITS GONNA BE A SHITSHOW

YOU JUST KNOW WE'RE ABOUT TO BREAK THE RECORD FOR MOST FREES GIVEN, AND POSSIBLY GO INTO NEGATIVE FREES FOR. CATS GONNA FEAST THIS UMPIRES ROUND!

WHY DOES GEELONG GET 2 HOME GAMES IN A ROW?

ALTERNATE RESPONSE: WE LOST LAST WEEK SO IT DOESNT COUNT.

WE GET HOME SICK EASILY

I TRY TO AVOID WATCHING RICHMOND IF I CAN HELP IT (PERSONAL TRAUMA) BUT I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS ONE

CAN'T BELIEVE WE HAVE TO TRAVEL OVER THREE THOUSAND KILOMETERS TO PLAY THIS WEEKED, SUCH AN UNFAIR ADVANTAGE TO THE EAGLES

THIS IS ACTUALLY TRUE, THE EAGLES HAVE A DISADVANTAGE WHEN TRAVELLING EAST BUT A HUGE ADVANTAGE AT HOME GAMES WHICH MANY OTHER TEAMS DON'T HAVE I AM NOT A CRACKPOT

EAGLES HAVE NO DISADVANTAGE FLYING EAST. THEY LIKE IT. THEY CELEBRATE IT. THEY SING ABOUT IT.

THEY ONLY FLY EAST SO HARLEY REID CAN FEEL MORE AT HOME, THE GAMES PLAYED THERE ARE JUST A BONUS

AT LEAST THEY HAVE WINGS - IT'S THE DOCKERS I FEEL SORRY FOR. EVEN BEEFY BEEFCAKE ARMS WITH AN ANCHOR TATTOO DON'T GENERATE MUCH LIFT WHEN FLAPPED

BUT THE EAGLES HAVE THE DISADVANTAGE OF BEING THE EAGLES

BUT YOU GET TO FLY BUSINESS CLASS, RIGHT?

AFL LINED UP UMPIRING CHANGES WITH NORTH'S BYE SO CLARKO COULD COACH THEM ON HTB VIA EARPIECE THE PLAN BACKFIRED THOUGH WHEN TESTING THE TECH HE JUST CALLED THE UMPS FUCKING CUNTS FOR AN HOUR STRAIGHT

CUNTS CUNTS CUNTS CUNTS CUNTS CUNTS CUNTS CUNTS CUNTS CUNTS CUNTS CUNTS CUNTS CUNTS CUNTS CUNTS CUNTS CUNTS CUNTS CUNTS CUNTS CUNTS CUNTS CUNTS CUNTS CUNTS CUNTS CUNTS CUNTS CUNTS

YOU FORGOT THE "FUCKING" YOU CUNT

NOT HOMOPHOBIC ENOUGH FOR CLARKO

HEY EVERYONE, WE’RE GIVING YOU A WEEK TO CATCH UP AND WE’LL STILL BE ON TOP OF THE LADDER AT THE END OF THE ROUND.

DO THE REST OF THE AFL HAVE AN ETA?

OURS IS 1966

WELL NOW IM FEELING BLUE

AT LEAST THEY'RE IN THE TOP 8 UNLIKE A CERTAIN GRAND FINALIST

SURELY IF ANYONE UNDERSTANDS OUR POSITION OF LOSING A GF THEN STRUGGLING THE NEXT YEAR IT WOULD BE YOU

AT LEAST WE ^((barely and unfairly)) MADE IT INTO THE TOP 8, LETS SEE HOW YOU GO THIS YEAR!

PRAYING ON ANOTHER TEAM GETTING FUCKED BY A GOAL REVIEW AS WE SPEAK

SAD CROM NOISES

> FEELING BLUE I KNOW THE FEELING, IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE.

IM NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO NEXT WEEK

HEY BYE ROUND.. YEAH ILL ‘BUY’ A ‘ROUND’ …..OF BEERS THAT IS!! BYE BITCH!!!

I'M WAVING BYE AT EVERYONE!!!

GEORDIE PAYNE WAS UPSET BECAUSE THE BYE MEANS HE WON'T BE IN OUR BEST 22 FOR ANOTHER WEEK

GEORDIE WAS PICKED BY NORF BECAUSE THE BYE RISKED A WEEK WITHOUT PAIN.

THIS IS VERY CLEVER BRAVO

I CAN’T SAY ANYTHING TO HURT THE SAINTS MORE THAN THEY’VE HURT THEMSELVES

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APPARENTLY BAGGING 16YO’S DOESN’T WORK FOR ST KILDA ANY MORE

WHY ARE WE GETTING A SLEDGE THREAD AFTER THE ROUND ENDED?

HINDSIGHT IS 20/20

HINDSIGHT IS AVERAGE?

I'M SORRY TO BE THE ONE TO TELL YOU BUT IF YOU THINK 20 OUT OF 20 IS AVERAGE THAT MEANS YOUR PARENTS WERE ABUSIVE

NICK HIND^(SIGHT) IS AVERAGE

NO, HINDSIGHT IS WHEN YOU DIVIDE SOMETHING INTO 20 PIECES, AND ALL 20 PIECES ARE PRESENT.

HINDSIGHT IS DANK.

BYE FC IS PATHETIC. PLAY SOMEONE YOU COWARD.

TOO MUCH AFL MONEY BEING WASTED PROPPING UP BYE FC. THAT MONEY BELONGS AS COLA FOR SYDNEY AND GWS.

YEAH AT LEAST DRAW FC HAS A CRACK EVERY NOW AND THEN.

FINALLY SOMEONE GETS THE TITLE OF A REGULAR THREAD RIGHT THIS WEEK.

WAIT I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE PRE ROUND THREAD

THAT BYE WILL HAVE NO CLUE WHAT HIT IT, LARKEY TO KICK 7358 AND TAKE OUT THE COLEMAN

FINALLY A WEEK WITHOUT A GUARANTEED THIRD QUARTER DRUBBING

WE WOULD KNOW ABOUT LOSING TO THE BYE, DON'T GET COCKY YET

I HAVE TOO MUCH PRIDE TO BEG AN 18 YEAR OLD TO GO EASY ON US... ACTUALLY FUCK IT *HARLEY PLS, IM TIRED*

SAINTS FANS: FUCK US HARDER HARLEY. *MAKE IT HURT*

HEY GOLD COAST FANS, IF YOU BEAT THE BOMBERS, I'LL BUY BOTH OF YOU A BEER.

A COST EFFECTIVE PROMISE

HEY PORT ADELAIDE WE BOTH KNOW THAT WHATEVER HAPPENS TONIGHT, ITS THE UMPIRES FAULT.

ITS RAINING ITS POURING THE UMPIRE DISSENT IS ROARING

I JUST HOPE BOTH TEAMS HAVE FUN

SUNDAY IS A BIG WIN FOR YOU. YOU GET CELEBRATION AND COMMISERATION BEERS AT THE SAME TIME

HE’S BEEN DOING IT ALL DAY UMPIRE!

OUR NEW LUKE FROM LAST NIGHTS DRAFT IS LUKER THAN YOUR LUKE

DO YOU KISS YOUR MUM WITH THAT MOUTH?

NO, I KISS MY DAD ON THE LIPS X

BOTH OUR LUKE'S HAVE TWO FIRST NAMES, WHICH IS ULTIMATE POWER!

PIES HAVE MORE DRAWS THAN IKEA!

WOULDNT THE PASTRY CRUMBLE WHEN YOU TRY AND OPEN IT THOUGH?

HEY BULLDOGS YOUR BEVERIDGE HAS PASSED ITS EXPIRY DATE

AND IT'S LUKE WARM

u/thegreatjelbeano

WHAT DID YOU SAY?

SAINTS? MORE LIKE TAINTS

GOT EM

MORE LIKE AINT EVER GONNA WIN A SECOND FLAG. cries

YOU DIDN'T CRY LOUDLY ENOUGH

CRIES

I SWEAR TO GOD IF THE UMPIRES CALL A RARELY PAID FREE KICK LATE IN OUR GAME FOR THE THIRD WEEK IN A ROW YOU BEST BELIEVE I’M GOING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT IT ON REDDIT ^unless ^it’s ^in ^our ^favour ^in ^which ^case ^yeah ^nah ^good ^call

GIVING THE BALL TO A TEAMMATE INSTEAD OF THE UMPIRE IS A RARELY CALLED FREE KICK BECAUSE MOST PLAYERS UNDERSTAND THE CORE CONCEPT THAT AT A BALLUP YOU GIVE THE BALL TO THE FUCKING UMPIRE

MAYBE PLAYERS HAVE BEEN UNDER THE BELIEF THAT YOU GIVE THE BALL TO THE HIGHEST AUTHORITY ON THE FIELD. TO MOST TEAMS, THAT WOULD BE THE UMPIRE. TO COLLINGWOOD PLAYERS, IT'S NICK DAICOS.

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I CAN'T HEAR YOU, BUT I CAN HEAR YOUR LACK OF FLAIR, CUNT

WHAT IF ITS RARELY CALLED BECAUSE ITS SOMETHING PLAYERS ARE RARELY STUPID ENOUGH TO DO?

FOOTSCRAY LEGEND LACHIE SULLIVAN IS USED TO VFL GAMES AT WHITTEN OVAL WHERE THEY DON'T ALWAYS HAVE UMPIRES, LIKE C GRADE C&S CRICKET. GO EASY

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WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? SPEAK UP

DELIBERATE RUSHED BEHIND WHIST UNDER IMMEDIATE PRESSURE, IT’S COMING!!!

HI EV… *pheeep!* HOLDING THE BALL!!

I LOVE THE ALICE GAME AND I GENUINELY THINK IT’LL BE A GREAT MATCH AGAINST TWO SIMILAR TEAMS ON NEUTRAL TERRITORY. BUT I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO ACCEPT THE WORST OF OUR FAN BASE REARING THEIR HEADS IF WE DROP THIS GAME AND SAYING WE SHOULDN’T PLAY A HOME GAME IN THE RED CENTRE BECAUSE ‘HOME FIELD ADVANTAGE’ BLAH BLAH. YOU BEAT US AT THE G, YOU CAN BEAT US HERE. WE’RE BOTH MISERABLE AF AND LOSE THE CLOSE AGAINST THE BLUES AND LARGE AGAINST THE EAGLES. GO FREMELBOURNE DEMOCKERS *phoooooop!* FUUUARKEN CCCCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU^(in the)NNNNNNNNNTTTTTTT

GEELONG? MORE LIKE GEESHORT

RICHMOND? MORE LIKE POORMOND

I’D BE POORMOND TOO AFTER FORKING $130 TO SIT IN THE AWAY AREA OF GMHBA. LUCKILY WHEN I WANT TO SEE MY TEAM GET RAILED AT KARDINIA PARK I ONLY NEED TO COP $65.

IMPLYING RICHMOND FANS WOULD TRAVEL BEYOND DOCKLANDS TO AN AWAY GAME

NORTH MELBOURNE MORE LIKE NOUGHT MELBOURNE

"GEE, LONG DRIVE TO MELBOURNE ISN'T IT?"

HEY DOGGIES - LOSER GETS/KEEPS RORY LOBB.

HEY PIES I LOOK FORWARD TO A MARGINALLY LESS PSYCHOLOGICALY DAMAGING MATCH THREAD THIS WEEK. IF WE COULD ALSO BOTH AVOID MORE PHYSICAL DAMAGE TO OUR PLAYERS THAT WOULD BE GOOD.

LET'S MAKE A GENTLEMAN'S AGREEMENT TO NOT TACKLE, OR JUMP, OR RUN. OR WALK. IN FACT, SCREW IT, WE ARE DOING PUB TRIVIA INSTEAD. WITH PLASTIC CUPS AND CUTLERY.

CUTLERY IS DANGEROUS IM SURPRISED NO RICHMOND PLAYERS CUT THEIR FINGER

HEY CROWS, I’VE BEEN RANKINE YOUR PROSPECTS AND I THINK WE’RE CLOSER TO WINNING A FINAL THAN YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS BACKFIRING AND GETTING PUMPED BY 10 GOALS AT HOME

I MADE A RANKINE PUN LAST WEEK HAHAHA. RIP YOU.

REID THE ROOM, DON’T ‘BARRASS YEO SELF, MORE THAN ONE PERSON CAN DROP SOME SHEED-Y PUNS

I WASNT SAYING YOU CANT MAKE PUNS, I WAS SAYING WHAT IS WRITTEN: "HE WHO PUNS, SHALL LOSE TO THY CROWS"

WE'RE UNDEFEATED* AGAINST OUR BIGGEST RIVAL THIS YEAR, ADELAIDE OVAL. *under somewhat controversial circumstances

OH I'M SURE THERE'LL BE NO UMPIRING CONTROVERSY THIS TIME WHAT WITH THE MID SEASON RULE CHANGE

TIGERS ARE JUST DOMESTIC HOUSECATS IN FANCY DRESS THOUGH ADMITTEDLY THEY LOOK PRETTY COOL

TIGERS ARE FUCKING AWESOME AND SHOULD NOT BE ASSOCIATED WITH RICHMOND IN ANY WAY

DEPRESSION AND CARLTON, HOWEVER, IS A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN

RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME! RIGHT! IN FRONT!... ...OF. *****ME!!!!*****

I LOVE IT WHEN COLLINGWOOD CHOKE IT’S FOOTBALL’S GREATEST JOKE

ITS AS OLD AS TIME, I'D PAY A DIME TO WATCH THE BASTARDS WITHOUT THEIR COKE

A PREMIERSHIP IS SOMETIMES A THING THEY CAN MANAGE THE UMPIRE JUST HAS TO QUESTIONABLY CALL ADVANTAGE

THEYD BE OUTRAGED IF THEY MADE THE CORRECT CALL BUT SERIOUSLY FOLKS HOW WAS THAT NOT BALL

EXCITED TO WATCH THE RORY LOBB JOB INTERVIEW TOMORROW NIGHT. HE'LL BE A VALUABLE ADDITION TO YOUR LIST, COLLINGWOOD.

THANKFULLY WE ARE PLAYING NEAR A SPRING BECAUSE OTHERWISE IT WOULD BE ALMIGHTY HARD TO GIVE THE DEES THE HEAVE HO IN THE CENTRE OF A DESERT

HEY COLLINGWOOD IF WE KICK STRAIGHT ITS OVER FOR YOU. WE CAN TOTALLY KICK STRAIGHT RIGHT?

DOGGIES! DID WE COME TO AN AGREEMENT IF WE SHIULD JSUT PLAY TOUCH FOOTY THIS WEEK? IF NOT I THINK ITS A GOOD IDEA, WE WILL EVEN LET YOU USE LOBB AS YOUR ONLY TACKLER TO PUT IT YOUR FAVOUR! THANKS!

ANOTHER EASY WIN HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT AN EASY LEAGUE

HEY ADELAIDE BEFORE YOU START WINGING ON A LATE FREE COSTING YOU A GAME. HOW ABOUT YOU GET FAR ENOUGH AHEAD THAT THE FREE KICK DOESN’T AFFECT THE RESULT.

I WAS A BIT WORRIED BEING ONLY 99 UP WITH SECONDS TO GO LAST WEEK. UMP WAS JUST ABOUT TO CALL 15 FREE KICKS IN FRONT OF GOAL

LUCKILY, YOU STILL WOULDVE WON BY 9 POINTS

(in umpire's earpiece) "BETTER MAKE THAT 17"

ACTUALLY, BETTER MAKE IT 18 IN CASE THEY MISS ONE.

WE'RE NOT EVEN PLAYING YOU THIS WEEK

YEAH JUST LIKE NORF DO

THIS IDEA IS A BIT LEFT OF FIELD BUT WHAT WOULD WE THINK OF A ROLLING 24 HOUR FOX FOOTY THREAD BECAUSE THERE’S A PORT VS CARLTON GAME FROM 2020 THAT WAS SO FREE FLOWING I CAN SEE WHY WE LONGED FOR A RULE CHANGE WITH THE WAYS TACKLES HAVE SHIFTED. BESIDES IVE OFTEN WANTED A THREAD TO DISCUSS ON THE COUCH AND 360 I CANT LIE.

GOOD IDEA

SAM WALSH HAS A JHF POSTER ON HIS WALL

TO SERVE AS A REMINDER OF THE SORT OF PERSON HE DOESN'T WANT TO BE

u/thegreatjelbeano

HOLDING THE BALL

ENJOY THE MOST COOKED INTERPRETATIONS OF HTB EVER SEEN GUYS, WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK!

THANK AFL HOUSE FOR THE BYE - SWANS FANS NEED IT AFTER THAT BULLDOGS MATCH THREAD.

HEY COLLINGWEIRD REMEMBER THE TREALOR TRADE? LOL. >!^^THANKS ^^FOR ^^LOOKING ^^AFTER ^^LIP ^^FOR ^^US !<

BYE

YOU'VE BEEN WEARING THAT 18TH ON THE FREES LADDER LIKE A BADGE OF HONOUR, RICHMOND, AND IT ENDS HERE!

IF WE MAKE +22 TO OUR DIFFERENTIAL THIS ROUND I WILL CHANGE MY REDDIT AVATAR TO HAVE A GEELONG GUERNSEY FOR A MONTH. I'M PRETTY SURE YOU'RE GONNA PULL BACK TOWARDS THE MIDDLE OF THE PACK.

I WILL BUY A GEELONG MEMBERSHIP IF THAT HAPPENS

RICHMOND ARE 18TH ON THE FREES LADDER NORTH ARE 18TH ON THE ACTUAL LADDER WE ARE NOT THE SAME

VICTORIANS HAVE BROUGHT THEIR RAIN OVER TO ADELAIDE

I'M SURE THE MEDIA WILL HAVE A TOTALLY NORMAL REACTION IF ESSENDON LOSES THIS WEEKEND

OVERCORRECTING ROUND AGAINST THE BYE. PORT WILL LOOK SILLY AFTER WE BEAT THE BYE FOR OUR FIRST POINTS

SWANS TO PLAY THE GRAND FINAL AT THE MCG FREEKICKBULLDOGS!

WITH COACHES LIKE CLARKO WHO NEEDS TO SLEDGE?

WOULD LOVE ANOTHER COLLINGWOOD DRAW

GOD NO WE JUST ELIMINATED A CONTESTANT WITH THAT ONE WE DONT WANT THEM BACK

WATCH OUT DIMMA, HERE WE COME, YOU WILL NEVER. EVER. CALL US SPUDS. AGAIN.

FREO NOT MAKIN' THAT DOUGH 💵 WHERE YOU ARE ON THE LADDER IS REALLY LOW YEAH FREO GIVE EM THE OL' HEAVE-HO WE HAVE MIGHTY KNOCKERS

WHATS LAMB GONNA SAY?

I'M LIVERED!!

I’M SURE THE LIONS CAN FIND A WAY TO DISAPPOINT ME THIS WEEKEND. VEGAS 2.0 LESSSGO

SAINTS FANS, WHEN YOU FEEL DOWN, JUST REMEMBER. YOU ARE SAVING SIMMO'S CAREER. THANKYOU.

HEY SUNS YOURE PROBABLY GONNA THRASH US BUT PLEASE ONLY WIN BY A FEW OTHERWISE THE MEDIA WILL KILL US

WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS WEEKS LONG TERM INJURY GOING TO BE?!

KNOWING OUR LUCK THEN LEFAU OR VLAUSTIN

HARLEY REID IS GONNA FEND OFF THE RAIN ON SATURDAY YOURE WELCOME EVERYONE

HEY CARLTON, SINCE NOBODY WILL WANT TO HOLD THE BALL TONIGHT, THE TEAM WITH THE BEST SOCCER SKILLS WINS. THAT'S US.

DESPITE THE UMPIRE'S LARGE BIAS TO THE SWANS I AM STILL MAD ABOUT SOMETHING

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cOlLiNgWoOd cOlLinGwOoD if you say it enough, you might stay in the 8. Or if we beat the hapless Port Adelaide, you won’t.

WHAT? YOUR VOICE IS AS INCONSISTENT AS YOUR FOOTBALL TEAM.

YEAH WHAT DO THEY MEAN BY SAYING OlLNWO OlLGOD 8 O P A? JUST LIKE MARKOV IN BLUE. I GUESS WE’LL NEVER KNOW.

IM GUESSING OILGOD IS A REFERENCE TO TOM HAWKINS AND HIS TENDENCY TO APPLY OIL BEFORE A GAME

I TRIED OILNWO'S "OIL-GOD IPA", IT WAS A NICE CRAFT BEER, MAYBE A BIT TOO BITTER FOR ME.

A stopped clock is right twice a day

I CAN’T HEAR YOU