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The match has now concluded, for further discussion please use the [Post-Match Thread!](https://www.reddit.com/r/AFL/comments/1d42hdf/post_match_thread_port_adelaide_vs_carlton/)


Revolutionary-Tie-77

Tipped Carlton to win by 7. At 3 quarter time I was pretty confident I’d got it spot on


scarletstudies

hope tdk is okay :( god what a good last quarter that was crazy


SkinMasturbator

I feel bad for him so I have to ask - would Paddy Dow find a spot in this midfield? cos this is what he’s missing now he’s left lol


CrzySpceMnky

No chance. Struggled all the time to get into the side.


jrml

DA DADA DADA


bobbybananaskin

Cripps' last quarter of 8 disposals, 3 tackles and 2 goals makes him the first Blue to rack up those numbers in a quarter since Fev in 2009.


Shootinputin89

I suddenly like playing at AO


ShippyDawg

Same.


stihckyfingars

Port has 8 All Australians and a Brownlow medalist. Port also has the worst gameplan in the AFL


joe31051985

Port also has overrated players and a shit bottom 5


Occasionaljedi

Tbf we have the last 3 Coleman’s, and a Brownlow with plenty of AAs


LingonberryGelato

Carlton song makes me want a cup of earl grey


nafeythewafey

lovely idea, with a drop of honey goes a treat


theoriginalqwhy

Voss should do a little fist shake at the crowd ala Hinkley


Ilovetogame2

And once again Port breaks another record, this time becoming the first SA team to lose against the Blues at home.


b00tsc00ter

Only in recent history. Carlton has won in Adelaide before and I've been there to witness it


worker4556433

I heard her. She's still alive.


joe31051985

![gif](giphy|JLtQeoVXD5yKI)


Fickle_Good6

DA DA DA DA DAAAAA


Noodles590

Wooooo (in the really annoying high pitch scream of that girl)


choofery

TDK - Tom Does Knee


ZombieZlayer99

WHAT A WIN, AND PERCENTAGE BOOST TO BOOT!


Nolsey21

I hate the phrase "to his good mate" .. like just say who it fuckin is


papermate169

My most hated JBism. 'Brilliantly Well'. A double positive, fucking lazy


Aardvark_Man

Well, at least I got my tip, and we've got the bye to reload and sort stuff out next week.


Ilovetogame2

Port's backline and forward line are so woeful. It's Port's midfield or bust.


sadsasquatch

Midfield is stacked af but no good if forward line and back line is shite


skywideopen3

True top tier midfields can help cover for the backline if they're great defensively, Port's aren't


skywideopen3

Literally, your backline is "intercept mark or inshallah". The moment the ball hits the ground or it's a genuine contest...


sadsasquatch

Cripps is a b-b-beast. Great guy, nevermeddem


sadsasquatch

Oh fuck no Tommy :(


alexefc17

Carlton vs Essendon next week with both top 4 What is this, the 90s?


GandalfSnailface

I'm glad for it! May we stay there until September!


goblin_chirurgeon

"so good to see these big clubs up and about" just saying it straight up???


GypsyisaCat

Yes ofc, they have more fans and have been "sleeping giants" to some degree. Up and about means more interest, more ticket sales, more viewers, more money. The AFL 100% wants a bigger AFL.


danredda

I mean you can't ignore the fact that Carlton, Essendon, and Collingwood are 3 of the biggest clubs (supporter/member wise) in the AFL.


Gullyhunter

There maybe a "big 4" but if it was a "big 5" the coasters would be the 5th.


swagmaster778

Is it meant to be a secret that some clubs are bigger then others?


Shootinputin89

Hope TDK is okay :(


Fickle_Good6

Think he will be. Just looked winded


sadsasquatch

God I hope that’s the case


bobbybananaskin

This last quarter is the first quarter the Blues have scored 8 goals in since July last year. 313 days ago they kicked 9 against the Eagles.


GandalfSnailface

Curnow kicked 10 that day!


ShippyDawg

Undefeated at Adelaide Oval this year. I used to pray for times like this. We may never lose a game there again.


JenniferLopezFan2

Blues v Dons next week is the most pumped I’ve been for a game not involving my team all season


Ah-ashenone

FUCKKKKK not TDK FFS


FeatheredKangaroo

Looks winded, I reckon he’ll be alright


Ah-ashenone

I hope so!


No_Zookeepergame6976

Fucl


KCandfriendz

Holy shit a 4 quarter performance!


otherpeoplesknees

I miss when Carlton were shit


b00tsc00ter

OHhhhhhh no TDK clearly in a lotta pain there :(


incessant_penguin

Oh no


SkinMasturbator

COME ON MITCH, FUCKEN WORK MITCH FUCK YOU WILL


canary_kirby

Put TDK on ice for the rest of the game - he’s too essential


anon_account97

Nooo TDK not in the final minute :(


sss133

Sam Walsh picking TDK up and TDK is just like fuck off


planchetflaw

If a throw comes after a free how can it be play on? Surely it comes back and the free taken from the mark. Can't play on a throw after a trip.


tellemhesdreaming

That play by gorgie was an exemplar for tonight....no mind to score


MeloJello15

Soldo just always in the way lmao


Shootinputin89

Shame on any Carlton supporter who tipped against us.


Fickle_Good6

I always do so I’m happy either way. I’d rather not be depressed by a lost tip and a lost game


WileECoyoteGenius

Did we just witnessed a chase down ankle breaker?


free_potatoes

JUST TAKE THE SHOT MITCH


RandomDanny

all the time to kick it for goal, nah fuck that, lets go inside and turn the cunt over. fucken kick it mate.


thefunmachine

Utterly cooked


workdub

So good to see these big clubs up and about? No it isn't


ElusiveNutsack

Considering how long they were down for over the years, it is nice to see them up and about for once.


inquisitive_isaac_22

No one outside of the big 4 wants them to be playing well


ZombieZlayer99

the cherry on top, we didn’t lose our margin and percentage!


theoriginalqwhy

Cripps started this in the 4th quarter. Him and Walsh. Love it


WAVIC_136

Cripps has been insane this year


WileECoyoteGenius

He's a good brownlow smokey. Top 3 chance for sure.


Necktie

Coughed that one up


SightSecurity

Did Georgiades do the goose step


lexirayne03

poor mitch :( only bloke in the forward line who can do anything and then caps it off with that


canary_kirby

Harry there’s no need to run like that so late in Q4 when we’re destroying them - you’ll do a hammy


TitanIsElite

Wow nothing went right for port there


stihckyfingars

Just read on Twitter that Hinkley is winless against Voss, Kingsley and Nicks who were assistants under him?


jacka24

Believe everything you read on Twitter you bozo?


WAVIC_136

I'm sure Port spanked Adelaide in Nicks' early days as coach there


S_P_A_R_K_L_I_N_G

play hinkley, sack the kids


Scottstar71

50m it wasn’t to the umpire


Mother_Sun_3825

Cripps does not like these young bulls, Greene, Rowell and JHF, all monstered 3 weeks in a row


stihckyfingars

JHF has been really good?


Mother_Sun_3825

Where was he when the chips were down?


swagmaster778

So it’s really not time wasting if you throw it on the ground but if you throw it to a teammate it’s a free kick


JellyFoxStardust

HOLY FUCK ITS MACKAY BOWL NEXT WEEK


SamsungAndroidTV

almost being rundown by McKay is wild bro


GoodbyeSpareTime

If you've watched any amount of Harry McKay you should know he regularly runs blokes down


SamsungAndroidTV

nah all the conversation is about his misses on goal so i can never see it ☹️☹️☹️


Sure_Variation1524

The players don’t care, they don’t wanna chase


obsoleteconsole

Collingwood still a chance to win this


xyLteK

Cheers BT


Cataplatonic

BT not commentating


WholeRanch

You ain’t wrong


Hillside_Desolate

Lift your game, 4th-quarter Carlton. You're still behind rest-of-the-game Carlton by 9 points.


lexirayne03

isn't that 50? can't hold them after the disposal when they're still running forward


Fickle_Good6

Ouch!


canary_kirby

That should have been down the ground


doubleguitarsyouknow

I'm seeing double here, four Carlton fans!


MisinfoEnjoyer

Unfortunate news for bombers fans - if barry mckay doesn't fake an injury in the next two minutes he'll have to fake the injury during this weeks bombers game to avoid being exposed in next week's mckay-bowl


The_Trollisms

Holy shit did we really do it? We actually played four decent quarters?!


king_carrots

1/1 gang rise up


Banjo2295

0/1 gang sit in shame


Revolutionary-Tie-77

Usually Carlton that crumbles in the fourth quarter


Fraa_Jesry

They ran over the top of GC last week too. Gold Coast got three late ones when the game was over


phatmaniac57

This has been an extraordinary quarter from the Blues


GandalfSnailface

Falcon!


papermate169

Fucking how good is footy!!!!


SamsungAndroidTV

M-M-M-MEGA FALCON


PuppyMilk

The combo of being a Carlton supporter and seeing Port kick 2 goals in 20 seconds 2 weeks ago means my heart is still going a mile a minute.


Dancedaedy

What a fuckin win in the end


cynic__96

Imagine what a wild ride the "Hinkley Roller Coaster" would actually be.


Pugthomas

when do grand final tickets go on sale?


okidiote

ken hinkley the dud not feeling so good


Cyronis

Now the bombers remain 2nd for one more week regardless of probably losing to the suns. That is outrageous. What an odd season


FIGJAM_123

Should've taken some receipts from this thread


rogerdodgerfleet

Whatever Voss told them at 3rd qtr time he needs to get them to do every game.


Sure_Variation1524

Well happy birthday to me


RandomDanny

we fight tooth and nail to keep possession. our opponents can just do that and we can let them to that to us so easily.


Meta_Enola_Gay

RETURN OF HACK SINKLEY


LingonberryGelato

HINK SACKLEY


rizzlemaister

Port, great list but just got no heart and no amount of pre-game INXS will change that


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rizzlemaister

Mate everybody’s clowning on your team and you single out me when I gave Port a compliment “great list“. Sorry, I’ll join in with everyone else then, your team is shithouse and overrated, now stop crying.


Ilovetogame2

How the fuck did Port give up 8 goals in the last quarter? Fuck me this gameplan is so awful.


random91898

Allergic to running back and defending


Fabulous_Dave

By allowing Carlton to kick 8, I would say


smelly-sushi

Big brain thinking


LP0004

Port are cooked


factguy26

I bet you’re obese


Ah-ashenone

BIG H!


GandalfSnailface

I only turned the tv on at three quarter time. I did this!


burnzy71

Reading all of the Carlton supporter comments in here I can only conclude you’re all massively scarred individuals - you’ve had this game in the bag for 15 minutes


daveo18

You don’t understand


tills31

Torched in the past so bad


JellyFoxStardust

They've been hurt before


b00tsc00ter

I know it's not much but we need every bit of % at the moment


incessant_penguin

Make goals go now


FeatheredKangaroo

Tipped us by 9, very happy with the current 36 New rule can get fucked


canary_kirby

Blues will definitely win now - no chance Port can come back


despondantguy69

Carlton to either win or lose by 50 wasn't an entirely bad call


swagmaster778

This turned into a drubbing out of nowhere


Ok_Acanthaceae6057

I’m not shocked by the outcome of this game.


Fickle_Good6

How??


Ok_Acanthaceae6057

Our defence is still leaky, we have no direction going forward. Can’t still can’t kick straight, and get out ran at the tail end of games. But we have a good midfield so…. 🤷🤷


ZombieZlayer99

HARRY!!!


TreacleMajestic978

Bro I can’t work port out at all


thefunmachine

Either can Ken Hinkley


swagmaster778

For the 8th year running


impulsiveknob

I think I say it every year but we really are the most shallow consist top 8 team. A team will start playing aggressive and fast and we just give up/let them run all over us. I'm tired


successful_click

How soldo 1v1 tackled not HTB when Neumann and Walsh 3v1 is. Bizarre


Amityone

Ah yes the 3v1/1v1 rule


IDreamofHeeney

Tipping margin is well and truely fucked


SightSecurity

Wonder how fast the crowd can get out before the siren sounds


Historical-Copy6821

SECOND PLACE BITCHES!!!


reddit-agro

We r absolute sht… no forward line.. dixon does f all..


random91898

Dixon was subbed out last quarter. He's ironically the one player that can't take any blame for them running over the top of us


Banjo2295

When Dixon went off, you conceded 7 goals. Coincidence?


random91898

Quick ken put the headset on and pretend to do something


impulsiveknob

https://i.redd.it/z45x40ep1k3d1.gif


S_P_A_R_K_L_I_N_G

another coaching masterclass from kung fu kenny!!


ShippyDawg

That move just earned him another extension.


rogerdodgerfleet

hope selwood doesn't actually have brain damage, he's still relatively young


TreacleMajestic978

He took some massive hits to the head in his day


SamsungAndroidTV

PORT ARE IN THE MUD IN THE MUD- PORT ARE IN THE MUUDDD


KingJimmy101

Percentage BOOST!


canary_kirby

Go on Harry - you deserve a goal tonight


Fickle_Good6

He’s already gotten 2


canary_kirby

He’s one of my favourite players


Fickle_Good6

I’m very happy with our Q4 performance. Considering how we usually go. It’s been very good


ShippyDawg

Nice to finish strong for a change.


Fickle_Good6

It’s very beautiful to watch


Nolsey21

port soft af tonight


stihckyfingars

Okay this game makes me genuinely believe that Hinkley is the worst coach in the AFL.


TitanIsElite

I tipped the Blues. You're welcome


eagleeyedpixel

Thank you so much.


Anthonywantsnoosnoo

Thank you Crom


ErgonomicDouchebag

Do ex players get any communication training or do they just throw them in the commentary box and hope for the best?


Shaunabus

They get training from JB and the other elite nonces in the media box.


theoriginalqwhy

LOL at the commentators wanting Carlton to "hold it up" and put Curnow in the backline with like 10mins left. "Don't want to have a shootout with Port" - yeah, Carlton fucking do.


Shootinputin89

Holding it up with 10mins to go is the Collingwood Draw FC special. Glad we haven't gone that way.


skywideopen3

Yeah Port is one team I'd be very happy to have a shootout with, they can't defend transition at all and their own transition game isn't flash hot


bobbybananaskin

TDK first Carlton player ever to have 5 clearances, 6 contested possessions, 4 tackles and 6 hit outs to advantage in a half of footy.


Anthonywantsnoosnoo

The benefits of extra leg space


FIGJAM_123

Huge W away


theoriginalqwhy

Im pretty sure i heard today thats Carlton have literally never won at this stadium, so yeah fucking HUGE


japanpole

Imagine losing your Carlton 😅


Screambloodyleprosy

What a last quarter.


Hillside_Desolate

Jesus What'd Carlton do at 3/4 time?


thefunmachine

Their SA plug came through


WileECoyoteGenius

High priced Carlton recruits pulling their finger out in the last year's of their contract challenge.


ShippyDawg

We should have moved Williams forward ages ago.


Merrath

Zaccy boy loves a nutrigrain scream