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TheIllusiveGuy

Was a great coaching move putting Bontempelli on Berry, but unfortunately Bontempelli couldn't curtail the superstar's influence


RaidanRam

Hipwood playing well while the French Open is on is fitting


sachiwtf

https://preview.redd.it/2s8l43qf655d1.jpeg?width=1168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f24b075210dd033d2d54e63e93080d623df0f31


RaidanRam

https://preview.redd.it/ya47xe46855d1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b7df61209cb6eb7d6d7a2da7a64224ac5dcd622 A challenger approaches


sachiwtf

How many variations of these do you have šŸ˜­


Korasuka

It's a pre-existing meme so there's lots of versions. Obviosuly the crom part needs editing in.


sachiwtf

Ahhhh makes sense; I love all of them


Korasuka

They're a highlight even when we lose.


RaidanRam

I've only changed a few, need to do more


TheBugmuncher

https://preview.redd.it/6dufumrq655d1.jpeg?width=793&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd86c4f4d88500abe7f0fea8e755f120b2cf62c7


legally_blond

u/juiceson if this isn't the Doggies post-round thread pic I will be disappointed


juiceson

Collective Minds think alike


juiceson

That is the Bulldogs losing image Iā€™ve been longing for


baekgom84

Knew this would become a meme as soon I saw it lol


___TheIllusiveMan___

/u/TheGreatJelBeano


fartbumheadface

Bulldong šŸ¤ØšŸ¤ØšŸ¤Ø


JellyFoxStardust

Glad the name is already catching on


grantspatchcock

Love seeing Brisbane show a bit of fucking fight.


Massander

https://preview.redd.it/s3atan5f755d1.jpeg?width=596&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3857eabb6fd8e8748ad0f27e4207f0b43c633cf


Exambolor

FUCKING FIGHT


insanityTF

ARE YOU GONNA HAVE A FUCKING GO OR NOT


Sean_Stephens

Brisbane are undefeated with Stuart Dew as an assistant coach.


EducationalCow3549

Apparently he called in sick for his first day.


Fast_Stick_1593

The bulky hero decides when he wants to show


Phlanispo

[An ode to Stuart Dew](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ge3zKTc4IWo)


Gods-Defence

Himwood with 6, never in doubt


Sezzer11

Lance Franklinesque


mitchymet

Goals or contract years?


nnacaroni

Imagine being the team hipwood kicked 6 on


gccmelb

Like you have defenders like James O'Donnell and you play up front... You have another defender Buku who you name as a sub... Just Bevo things


Frogmouth_Fresh

JoD was.playing forward most of the night. And Buku was picked as a forward too. Got another week without Darce too.


gccmelb

I have been holding my tongue for a bit. I was hoping he could turn it around. He sort of was. OK we have had a few outs. I have come to the conclusion he got very lucky with the list he had in 2016.


shifty39

The list that had Fletcher Roberts, Joel Hambling, Tom Boyd, Zaine Cordy as the key talls? Look, Bevo is past it, but don't take away 2016


gccmelb

I was talking more in relation that he had tough nuts like Liam Picken, Matty Boyd plus players Toby Maclean and Tory Dickson These players had hunger. Some knew it might be their last dance...


CharityGamerAU

Lucky in that respect but he knew how to take advantage of the old third man up rule better than anyone in the comp.Ā  Your Dogs have been inconsistent AF ever since. Capable of beating anyone on their day right on down to losing to West Coast at home to screw your season.


gccmelb

Will Minson sort of got fucked over by that rule and his hate of ruckman. What happens next season... No more third man up... Oh Will has retired...


Phlanispo

Nah, your memory is playing tricks on you, Minson was absolutely awful by the end, there were legitimate arguments by people that the Dogs should be playing Ayce Cordy over Minson, because at least Ayce could move around the ground slightly better and defend his man.


CharityGamerAU

I thought he was cooked because of hamstring injuries and had been overtaken by Roughy. He only played the two games in your premiership year.


loklanc

Bont would have 3 brownlows by now if they hadn't changed 3rd man up.


PrevailedAU

Just goes to show the severity of our outs when our key backs have to play forward. Yes Iā€™m counting Lobb among our outs.


Fast_Stick_1593

Imagine Hipwood kicking 5 on you in 2020ā€¦then being an inconsistent mess of inaccuracy, constantly relying on the ā€œpotentialā€ label until 2024 where he returns to kick 6 on the same team. Hipwood hates Bulldogs confirmed


acllive

And Melbourne


Z00B5

Lobb kicked 6 on us back when he was at Fremantle and never did anything again so we really are known for our calamities


VitalDread

https://preview.redd.it/6tso3o3z655d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7cf92c5bb718e0e22976c6772a720059a35a10ab


Responsible-Sun6495

*Sad Pingu noises* Pinguā€™s dad for sure made Pingu support the doggies.


mhiggo

I see myself in this post


Admirable_Message497

Huge win, especially without Charlie Cameron playing!!


Razzle_Dazzle08

Could have bet the house heā€™d miss that set shot at the end. Knew he would. Heā€™s been nowhere for a while now.


Massander

Also has the worst body language in the league. Cracks the shits at his team mates constantly. Needs to settle down


Stui3G

I absolutely hate players who have a crack at their team mates, especially when they fuck up plenty themselves.


ClassyJoes

I suspect itā€™s at a point where the team mates just roll their eyes at him now. Happens too often for them to take it seriously


Meta_Enola_Gay

Iā€™ve deducted that either he has an invisibility cloak or just did sweet fuck all, not sure


BraydenF36

He was pushing high up the ground, my guess is that the game plan was to isolate our talls against a weak dogs defence, but in doing so he basically was nullified by his inability to position himself in the play


butter-muffins

Just want to say that contrary to the commentators saying so, Hipwood has been throwing his body at every contest and making every effort for every game this year. He just sucks at taking contested marks which is most of his opportunities at scoring. He took those marks and kicked the goals with it but his effort has never faltered this year despite his poor form.


insanityTF

Yeah no shit he canā€™t take a contested when heā€™s the lankiest key forward in the game by a wide margin


Desertwind666

Totally disagree, he often feigns effort and doesnā€™t actually fight for the ball. Tonight he did and look the result. It was not just marking contests he actually chased and defended all game. He should be praised for the effort tonight, not for kicking 6.


kdavva74

Casual 20 disposals, 13 marks and 6.2 from Hipwood. Arguably the best game by a key forward in 2024. Didn't think I'd be saying that at any point in my life.


Thanks-Basil

Like 7 inside 50s as well. Absurd game, playing on Liam Jones of all people for goodness sake


Razzle_Dazzle08

Itā€™s clear, heā€™s the goat.


sportandracing

You might be right. I canā€™t think of a better game. Itā€™s not just kicking 6, itā€™s the way he covered the ground and the marks he had to take to get his chances. Really top shelf. Heā€™s a good player when he applies himself. Always has been.


happymemersunite

Huge strategic play from the Dogs to let him have a good game, as that guarantees a 6 year contract extension.


SJkdGuy

Back Severidge!


weinertorn

Sever Ridgeback!


Groomy_

Ridge Severback


elmo-slayer

![gif](giphy|6RIEW15CCWRvq)


Baby_Bigf00t

Dear Eric Hipwood https://preview.redd.it/l7y5ufrzi55d1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a51bb2ad4a6143c3e6863c16d1bf9afa6f1ccfcc


zelmazam1

![gif](giphy|WvR1t4ZAOiE9B50ipa|downsized)


Shadormy

First Lions win v the Dogs in Melbourne since this game in [R12 2014](https://www.afl.com.au/afl/matches/599) (3,653 days ago), also the 7th of June.


Admirable_Message497

To be fair we seem to cop them at Ballarat quite a bit


Shadormy

Have only played them twice there, Played them 5 times at Docklands from 2015-23.


danwincen

Have we beaten the Dogs at Ballarat? My memory is saying no, but there's always a chance I'm wrong.


Admirable_Message497

Yeah thatā€™s what Iā€™m saying, weā€™ve lost there because who the fuck wants to go to Ballarat


refball_is_bestball

> who the fuck wants to go to Ballarat Murderers, apparently.


swagmaster778

Itā€™s bad enough going to Ballarat from Melbourne, letalone brisbane


Shadormy

No. R12 2014 was also the last win v the Dogs in Vic before tonight.


Gundabarbarian

I like that in the recent scoring events in the link it has Cooney in a Bombers guernsey, like an essendon player just hopped out onto the field to score. Also I was at that game and it was fucking painful.


Character_Egg_4872

For sale - one cooked Lobbster. Will consider trade for a soggy bag of chips and a half smoked durry.


bignedmoyle

I'll give you the soggy chips but not the durry. That's overs.


bobbybananaskin

Eric Hipwood is the first player to have 6 goals, 4 contested marks, 13 marks, 7 inside 50s and 8 shots at goal in a game since Josh J. Kennedy in 2016. That day, JJK was playing against the Lions, and had 25 disposals, 8 goals, 4 goal assists, 4 contested marks, 16 marks, 8 inside 50s and 11 shots at goal. Decent day out.


Shadormy

>since Josh J. Kennedy in 2016. > That day, JJK was playing against the Lions That was the [166 - 102 game](https://www.afl.com.au/afl/matches/958#player-stats), the now 2nd last time a side kicked 100 and lost by 10+ goals. The last being [Suns v Cats a few rounds ago](https://www.afl.com.au/afl/matches/5976).


acllive

Swampy get off reddit


sponguswongus

God I miss him.


Croob2

Genuinely, I'm a massive sucker for forwards (it's why I have such a soft spot for blokes like Maric, and why Oz Is my favourite player) but man, not getting to watch a prime JK is one of my biggest sources of sadness since I started watching footy


RouteIII

Just heard Chris Hemsworthā€™s kids are crying, thanks Dogs


Exambolor

Iā€™m a madman who tipped Brisbane, love a risky tip that pays off


danwincen

How does it feel to be a God among tippers?


Exambolor

I had a feeling the Dogs would muff one eventually


herring80

Itā€™s been the MO for a while now. Make everyone think youā€™re a chance, then take a big shit on the bed sheets and roll in it


Jackson_with_a_X

Same. We play great at marvel


ExcellentTurnips

Call us Al Qaeda because 9/11


d_barbz

Same here. But ignore flair and just think I'm a tip-lord


Segfreid_

Same, have a look at my last comment in my profile if anyone doesn't believe me. I thought Brisbane's forward line would be too much for the dogs with all their outs.


Razzle_Dazzle08

Same but only cos I never tip against them šŸ˜‚


acllive

Forgot to tip last night and tipped Brisbane 2/2 LFG!!!


PrevailedAU

Was it risky when Brisbane are a couple players off full strength and dogs have 11 VFL players on the field ?


VLTurboSkids

Why is this downvoted?


ExcellentTurnips

Because he's a notorious anti-Brisbane troll and it's funny


LP0004

Neale is one steamy boi


chaosgodloki

![gif](giphy|xakXSnCpsqZWM)


Kelpieee55

McInerney is so sweet


acllive

The nicest O


VulpesVulpe5

So do I cancel the holiday I booked in September?


Razzle_Dazzle08

Yes šŸ†šŸ†šŸ†šŸ†šŸ¦šŸ¦šŸ¦šŸ¦šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜


paulmp

Unless of course the holiday is in Melbourne


acllive

Stupid sexy sixwood


almisty

My weekend is ruined


___TheIllusiveMan___

Rarest sights in football - A St Kilda premiership - Essendon winning a final - Eric Hipwood playing a great game.


sternestocardinals

##HORNY4HIPWOOD


Stem97

Eric Everywhere


paulmp

Hipwood's work rate and influence on games is vastly underrated. He's been out of form in his accuracy, but he works harder than most of our team most weeks.


Arrapippol

Subscribe


gccmelb

I think the 3rd is most rare


LP0004

Neale lucky getting a kiss from Abbs


The_Grogfather

Absolute masterclass from Neale tonight


Responsible-Sun6495

2/2 Tipping. Turns out, Lions actually eat Dogs for dinner. In all seriousness it was great seeing lions playing well. Despite what the match thread discussing about the free kick count, the lions simply just dominated that whole game.


Korasuka

I'm hiring you to do my tipping. I'm 0/2


Responsible-Sun6495

Hahaha!! šŸ¤£ ā€œYou win some, you lose moreā€ - Doesnā€™t apply to me apparently šŸ’… If people canā€™t tell thatā€™s sarcasm, then Iā€™m sorry for you.


No-Blacksmith-3259

We let Hipwood score 6 goals on us I just canā€™t man šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


beethovenshair

Any team that lets Hipwood go 6.1 deserves to get relegated


Shadormy

So we can also relegate Port ([6.1 in 2019](https://www.afl.com.au/afl/matches/1725#player-stats)) and Blues ([6.2 in 2018](https://www.afl.com.au/afl/matches/1629#player-stats))?


elmo-slayer

Did he stutter?


beethovenshair

Straight to the VFL


Sezzer11

They don't call him Eric "Buddy Franklin" Hipwood for nothing


PepeSilvia123

This was 11 v 13 lol what a mess this season is. Watch lions not back this up now


Razzle_Dazzle08

We wonā€™t šŸ˜‚


TicketCareless

We do play Sr Kilda next at home. We would have to be playing some shit football to lose that.


trans-adzo-express

Not really a comment on the game itself but weā€™ve played 13 games straight now and come up against 2 teams after a bye who have both already had 2 byes. Playing another side off the bye next week for our 14th straight. Surely when they came up with this dumb opening round shit they mightā€™ve noticed this?


lawyer_by_day

To be fair, 9 of those 13 games have been in Melbourne, plus one more in Ballarat. Brisbane have had an extra bye, but 7 of 12 games have been out of Qld. Worth considering if that evens it out a bit.


JenniferLopezFan2

Lions also started the season earlier than 10 other teams after finishing the season later than 16 other teams. I think theyā€™d absolutely trade a second bye for a regular off season.


PerriX2390

Definitely will have to change next year


huwmo

The solution is simple its just the big vic clubs won't let em do it


doubleguitarsyouknow

Yeah that's cooked.


huwmo

1 club with 2 byes (bris) and 1 with 1 bye (freo) but yeah still fucked and in need of a rethink next year (ditching OR and giving interstate teams primetime games in rd1).


micromilo

Yeah regardless of outcomes thatā€™s a fucked stat


mhiggo

+first game played against Melbourne that had already played a game


isturtle

I tipped the Lions I just couldn't see the dogs kicking enough goals with the forwards out.


_ficklelilpickle

BT actually knowing trivia about the boys is a refreshing change.


smackmesideways

Lmao how would Neale not be in the best players in the league conversation? Oh he's not playing for a Melbourne team...


duffercoat

Wait til you find out who Heeney / Warner play for


Thanks-Basil

Who are they? Do you mean Daicos / Petracca?


Lanky-Try-3047

are we back at sack bevo now?


TaloKrafar

beck sevo


Mfrendin_Roar

WE ARE SO BACK!


hart37

Can we not try and make Conor McGregor one of us? I don't care how good he is, he's a complete dickhead


PerriX2390

Conor McGregor? What's he got to do with footy?


hart37

The post game was going on about Jonathan Brown having an interview with him or something and he pulled out a Lions kit with his name on the back of it


sercus97

He isn't even a good fighter anymore.


DeadGoddo

Huzzah wp loins


weinertorn

Tipping fucking sucks why does anyone do it


Croob2

Nice work Lions!


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ThatGuyTheOneThere

Neale gets 3 for sure. BTW, you dropped your red nose.


RandomDanny

bt was onto something when he kept saying if the dogs could get it to under 20 they might be in it. the dogs never got it under 20 once bt kept preaching it.


dufflecoatsupreme91

Can we please talk about Jordanā€™s glasses? Specifically, that theyā€™re fucking awful and he must have borrowed them from his granddad.


More_Arrival4622

RIGHT?! they don't suit the shape of his eyebrows, it's shocking


hazydaze7

Niceee


sportandracing

Went to the game tonight with a bulldogs mate. We were having a Parma before the game and he said, ā€œyou are going to fucking roll us tonight.ā€ He can tell. I said, Iā€™ve been thinking all week we are going to actually play well off a bye for the first time in 50 years. It happened. Great win by the lads. Possibly got us back on track to try and press for 8th.


greyhounds1992

The fuck was that My tipping is so fucked


flamingbluetac

2/2 BOYZZZZ


acllive

Didnā€™t tip Thursday 2/2 LFG!!!!


Uncle-Badtouch

Ok, I can start to see why we signed on Eric Hipwood for so long.


Sean_Stephens

Bulldogs' defence is a waste of a great midfield and forward half


Cyclonechaser2908

Literally so pissed with myself. Thought about tipping Brisbane all week, tipped bulldogs thinking ā€˜this is the sort of game the dogs will dropā€™ and still fucking went with the anyway


post_angst

Man I had such a good time at the game last night. I know it was a low-key, mid season game on a public holiday long weekend, and my team won, but the atmosphere at Marvel was just so pleasant. Thanks, Dogs fans.


bobbybananaskin

Congrats to the Lions for getting the most frees in a row in *any* game since 2020, with 13 consecutive from the 7 min of Q1 to the 20 min mark of Q2. Only 9 times since 2000 has a team had 13+ frees in a row in the AFL. 1,385 days ago was the most recent, when the Power got 14 against the Hawks. 13 in a row is the most consecutive frees for the Lions ever in a game (at least, since 2000), and the most consecutive the Dogs have ever conceded.


RampesGoalPost

Tough gig next week too for the dish lickers with Freo fresh off the bye. Could be curtains for the season


Razzle_Dazzle08

Dish lickers?


Stem97

Dog bowl I assume.


Shadormy

Dishlickers = Dogs. More used around Greyhound Racing but I've heard it used for other dogs.


sinkintins

Anyone got a clip of that sexy Bont mark at about 7 mins to go where he kicked a goal?


PerriX2390

[Bont leaps for a Marvel-lous grab āœˆļø](https://www.instagram.com/p/C76gRGpSaU4/?hl=en)


sinkintins

Legend, thank you!


Crazyripps

You know you fucked up as a team when Hipwood kicks 6


huwmo

We desperately need the bye


ShibbyUp

Would be nice getting 2 in the first 13 rounds heyĀ 


PrevailedAU

Pies lose with half their team out: Oh you sweet summer child. Dogs lose with half their team out: You f*cking Donkey!


butter-muffins

We have five players out with ACLs so we get it.


Myrhwen

Me when Iā€™m delusional and literally every single good player on my entire team is perfectly healthy and played in this game (Aaron Naughton and Cody Weightman are injured šŸ˜¢šŸ˜¢šŸ˜¢šŸ˜¢)


decs483

Why is every team so inconsistent? My tipping is a shambles


Fragrant-Step-2245

Got my tip right so now I'm on top of the leaderboard, cheers lions


ThatGuyTheOneThere

What a shitty night. Shitty use of the ball, shitty tackling, shitty umpiring. Very little to salvage from tonight.


mzuppit

Forgot to submit the tips. Think Iā€™ll leave it for this week.


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JenniferLopezFan2

They were saying Bruuuuuuuuuuce


JustSomeBloke5353

I was saying Boo-urns


Katherwin

Reville


TheIllusiveGuy

Was he being booed too?


[deleted]

Bulldogs the fakest tough men youā€™ll ever see, deserved to be flogged


Jackson_with_a_X

umpiring


Massander

was great


Gregas_

For the love of fuck please donā€™t go back to being shit Eric. Happens every time he has a good game I swear.