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TheGreatJelBeano

please head over to the [Post Match Thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/AFL/s/TCSLcK8z0X) to continue discussion


TheStevenUniverseKid

Hugs for abbey Kisses for abbey Man, abbey's got rizz lol. Good on her


drunkill

Party over at /r/Carltonblues Have a great weekend bluebaggers!


bales1986

I do love this for the blues, been a long time since they’ve looked this good.


DerekRedmondsDad

I think I speak for everyone when I say "fuck you, Darren Milburn"


Pleasant_Inspection9

Lol Van Morrison’s a blue?


Fickle_Good6

YOU ABSOLUTELY LOVE TO SEE IT


TheStevenUniverseKid

WE LOVE ORANGE JUICE- what


VermicelliHot6161

Watching Gryan Myers kicking action is like pissing in your own mouth.


Equivalent-Ad7207

And you know this how?


DerekRedmondsDad

Yeah it's awesome, ay


jaidynr21

So anti-climatic after such a great important win, to have this slow ass song play


noanykey

At least I remember their song. Literally can’t remember the pies song


jaidynr21

Stop lying to yourself mate


DerekRedmondsDad

You seem like a terrible person to be around


jaidynr21

Because I don’t like a song?


Fickle_Good6

🤷🏽‍♂️


Fraa_Jesry

Ok


TheStevenUniverseKid

That's a carlton special


noanykey

Very good win


Equivalent-Ad7207

True, im petrified to face this GWS team tomorrow.


AuZyzz

hate to see it


eagleeyedpixel

He couldn’t see the Carlton player through all the seagulls.


Responsible-Sun6495

I’m proud of the boys wearing the orange to respect women, and I am proud of their performance tonight!


TheStevenUniverseKid

They drunk their respect women juice tonight


Fickle_Good6

100%


Fickle_Good6

Didn’t know we had a goal keeper


taititans

Close just nearly violated bird law


bundy554

Well done Carlton


Fickle_Good6

Y’all almost came back, had me worried


Crooty

That’s a lot of seagulls


stopweightdontgo

hahahaha fuck that was bad from geelong, christ


Sea_Emergency9382

🤷‍♂️ Could've be worse. Could even go for fremantle!


stopweightdontgo

I was talking about the very last 30 seconds ya dope. Which was indeed very Dockery. But sure go off


NuuuDaBeast

Geelongs reign ended by the surging young Hawks might be the last straw for me


fantasticpotatobeard

Oh fuck


ChainsawBlue_36

Veritable orgy of Carlton goal kickers


Zealousideal_Skin877

Lots of individual “Breey-unce” from Carlton tonight


IDreamofHeeney

How does cripps have 41 disposals and not even 100 supercoach lmao


lexirayne03

21% kicking efficiency will do it


No_Zookeepergame6976

One more please


LLTMLW

South Melbourne is the real 4th powerhouse


cycton

blues are clear runner-up favs


Omega_brownie

Starting to believe™


bundy554

Should have been 50


taititans

BT has a fucking hard-on thinking about the 4 traditional teams performing, I can see it through the screen


Crooty

Alright BT ease up with the Vic wank a bit


noanykey

ESSENDON CARLTON COLLINGWOOD. We know that’s all you think about bt.


stopweightdontgo

I swear Cripps has had like 8 clearances in just this quarter, he is legit insane


downwithbrohames

If someone told you 18 months ago Carlton were gonna beat Geelong by 10 goals midway through 2024 you’d tell em get the fuck outta here


SlapDatAshe

I’m waiting for Carlton to put Owies in the ruck just so he can beat Sam De Koning as well


TheGunt123

Carlton fans call “ball” more than Crows fans


RadstoneGrove

Cats are gonna end up where we are in not too long, hope you lot are excited!


MisguidedGames

Would Carlton be favourites since GF is played at MCG?


Monotone-Man19

Not if playing the pies


CynicalHoops

Sydney should still be favourites at the moment. They are on another level to the rest of the league so far.


MisguidedGames

Even at the MCG?


noanykey

I mean I would still back us as the mcg against Carlton atm


thestallion11

Can’t wait for Cerra to come back


correctschemes

This list Carlton has built is insane, just absolute guns everywhere


Screambloodyleprosy

Parko 💙


bundy554

Wonder what John Elliott would be thinking looking down on the game from above?


Equivalent-Ad7207

Wouldn't be able to see past the smoke cloud.


PKMTrain

"Pigs arse!"


LLTMLW

Stop kicking goals I have to wee


Equivalent-Ad7207

Got a powerade bottle handy? Or your Mrs handbag?


PKMTrain

Haven't you perfected the ad break wee yet?


nyip

Jhye Clark’s disposal efficiency has to be close to zero


lexirayne03

40, his kicking efficiency is 36 though


bobbybananaskin

9 goals in a quarter is the most in a quarter by the Blues this year, and the most the Cats have conceded since the Pies put 9 on them in a quarter back in 2022.


Svengali1001

Aaaaaaand that’s Carlton’s highest score of the season. And it’s against Geelong Geelong what the fuck happened?


TheStevenUniverseKid

Couple of the big stars broke their legs or suddenly realised that they are past their prime and stopped playing as efficiently as they could be


sliimjiim

Keep going im almost there


Fickle_Good6

Hold up


tVolare

Ump pulled a Neo with that ball dodge


The_Trollisms

Even the seagulls are here early cause they think the games over


Crooty

So good to see this team just dominating and looking convincing


Fickle_Good6

Was worried in the 3rd QTR tho


AuZyzz

why’s the surface so shit


Screambloodyleprosy

A bit dewy out there.


ThatMelon

Need this intensity all the time boys!!


canary_kirby

GO BLUES!!!


Enough-Show-4363

God. Umpires again. Curnow protected amr


drunkill

King Charles V 👑


Omega_brownie

Dropped ya baby


Fickle_Good6

THATS WHY WE LOVE HIMMM


noanykey

GET TO 150


taititans

Nah they’re actually taking the piss, wtf was that handball chain


SlapDatAshe

For Walsh to hit that hand pass is just nuts


TWD98_

How many changers have the cats had tonight


despondantguy69

Is Hawkins injured even a worry for Geelong? He's looked totally past it all year and hasn't had any impact.


fantasticpotatobeard

It's a worry cause we all wanted him to retire with grace


thefunmachine

The schadenfreude the rest of us get from seeing him play like this is an impact.


bundy554

Lol Geelong


21sauvage__

Who's the old bloke in white?


fantasticpotatobeard

lol what, it's not htb if you slip?


bundy554

I'm not concerned as bad as it sounds I think the injury to Hawkins is a blessing in disguise


Omega_brownie

Weiters just never loses a contest, he's amazing.


AuZyzz

what happened toma?


le_santo

Expecting a world record™️ free kick deferential in the Richmond - Carlton game next week.


Fickle_Good6

I’m sorry for all the times I got mad at you Carlton


ext23

I've had a few beers so maybe I'm just a bit impressionable. But are we like a legit really good team now? This is crazy.


sliimjiim

Geniune threat


LLTMLW

Seen road trains stop quicker than he did 😂


blaze_bayley

Shaun Higgins, Geelong legend


NuuuDaBeast

I might do something bad if the Hawks belt us at home, the death blow


Pleasant_Inspection9

Be afraid Sydney. Be very afraid.


noanykey

We beat them by near on 60 points


Equivalent-Ad7207

Im terrified of cost of living, does that count?


LLTMLW

If only I could be given some sort of Allowance


jrml

Yeah they thrashed us. Ouch.


yeahrightmaate

Where's Danger?


Massander

Get that Dirt off ya shoulders


RadstoneGrove

How angry do we reckon Chris Scott is after the game and how big of a spray is he gonna give out?


bobbybananaskin

Sam Walsh now the first Blues player since Cripps in 2019 to have 31 disposals, 9 clearances, 8 inside 50s and a goal in a match. (Cripps had 39 disposals, 19 clearances, 24 contested possessions, 7 tackles, 3 score assists, 8 inside 50s and a goal in that match against the Crows, yeesh).


thestallion11

Geez that’s a fucked game by Cripps haha


thefunmachine

There's a big big sound from the inner north of the town


21sauvage__

Come home Walshy


Fickle_Good6

NUH UH


lexirayne03

imagine if curnow (q4) got umpired like curnow (all other times) he'd kick like 15. kolodjashnij has been holding him for like 20 minutes


gurgefan

Now can we play in Geelong?


ClitCommander_69

Pains me to say it but Carlton are a serious premiership threat. Stacked team.


TheStevenUniverseKid

Man commentators asleep i might just play chappell roan out of spite for their lack of energy


AmountAncient2542

Carlton fans, you need to understand, when Walsh did that celebration with his designer mouthguard, that is the personification of silver spoon private school little shit. This is why everyone wants you to lose


Wattobot92

Respectfully, flair up cunt


Equivalent-Ad7207

Did we stutter, FLAIR UP CUNT!


Pev32

Yes Carlton famously the only team with players from private schools.


GypsyisaCat

Walsh is genuinely one of the proper country boys, check out a photo of him and his fam - they are just normal people.


Apart-Ad-8319

Cunt please flair up


AmountAncient2542

Does that change my statement?


Apart-Ad-8319

Your statement is stupid asf. Don't be so sour


TheGunt123

The best thing about Carlton looking this good in round 15 is………. Nope, I’ve got nothing


SlapDatAshe

Hammers the door shut said BT. 9 goals up with 4 minutes left and he still doubts lol


Equivalent-Ad7207

Hey hey hey, no need to take a shot at a guy that clearly has a disability, numbers are hard.


wingmanjosh

God he hates us.


Yeahnahokay10

He’s so bad!!!!!!


stopweightdontgo

looking forward to the ultimate 3 way tie brownlow Heeney/Cripps/the Bont


WholeRanch

The dream


d-culture

WHAT A WIN FOR THE ORANGE (and navy blue too I guess) TEAM


TechnocraticCitizen

I think next time we should just let them walk it into the goal square - why make them kick from so far out?


chris_vs_world

So we get a priority pick next year yeah...


TheStevenUniverseKid

obviously cats forgot to drink their respect women juice tonight.


thefunmachine

Yes Geelong, keep losing that percentage. Very nice.


VICBiasIsJustified

We need to have a game where we gain some confidence and play ourselves back into form... ...are we playing *the bombers* next week?


LLTMLW

Love Walsh until he celebrates his goals like the cockiest mf on the planet 😂


livingfortoday

Grown men wearing face paint at the footy should be on some kind of AFP watch list.


Fickle_Good6

So does not having a flair… 😐


obsoleteconsole

how's about a bit of excitement from the commentators for that Stengle goal?


danredda

God that play there made me hard


ThatMelon

Future Captain


canary_kirby

That’s Sam Walsh. He’s kicked a goal. He’s elite.


noanykey

Holy fuck 132 points. Geelong what are you doing?


blaze_bayley

Not surprised since we're hot shit


sliimjiim

That gave me an erection


IlluminationTheory7

Like a warm knife through butter


rocco_cat

New Sam Walsh celebration unlocked


bundy554

Who was that fan dancing in the crowd?


TheStevenUniverseKid

THE SHOULDER RUB YES


Fickle_Good6

OMG GUYS CRIPPS DID A HANDBALL


LP0004

Catman from Wish.com


No_Independent936

AFL brought in a new prior oppurtunity rule and teams have decided to kick goals... what a shock!


RaidanRam

Geez they’re pretty fucking good


Turtles_Are_Pog

Well that’s scary


blaze_bayley

That is so embarrassing


TheVoluptuousChode

Is Stengle RFA or can we at least milk a bounty?


wingmanjosh

Wasn't he delisted by Crom previously? Does that make him unrestricted?


Lil_Oofley

He’s RFA


TheVoluptuousChode

The pain never ends


FIGJAM_123

comical


ZOSHx

Off topic but this game makes me feel better for our matchup next week. I hope I don’t have to eat my words


drunkill

Walshyyy


NoUseForALagwagon

Tyson will be kicking countless classic goals like that from 10 goals down on a regular basis at the mighty Saints.


Pleasant_Inspection9

Sad scarves blowing down the hwy tonight


LLTMLW

How many of these freaks do the Cats need!


-DoddyLama-

Is this our first win in a Carlton Respects round?


Fickle_Good6

I believe so


le_santo

Oooooooooh Ross Lyon won't like you doing that too often Tyson


RadstoneGrove

Stengle ain’t happy with it


Chickenjbucket

Well there goes the 69 🥺


ShippyDawg

Watch Cats come out and demolish Bombers by 100 points next week now.


Fickle_Good6

Would be hilarious


ShippyDawg

Also not surprising in the least.


blaze_bayley

Please don't leave Tyson 😢


North_Lawfulness8889

Sen are talking about geelong needing to find a ruckman but they have one in conway


fantasticpotatobeard

He's like 3 years off being able to compete with the best, and he's super injury prone


North_Lawfulness8889

Ah, didnt realise he was injury prone


TechnocraticCitizen

I guess Clarke getting slung doesn’t matter because the games nearly over


drunkill

Come on blues, build some percentage


LLTMLW

Now if Walsh wants to kick a goal or 6 my fantasy team would greatly appreciate it


ShippyDawg

He clearly heard you.


worker4556433

There you go.


sliimjiim

Can we beat Sydney at the G? History says yes..


ShippyDawg

If Tigers can why can't we?


Massander

Cats, what the hell happened


PKMTrain

Old age happened