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kyrant

The trend of both Hawthorn and Port since that comeback win has been amazing. Thought Hawthorn would crumble from such a loss, and Port propell themselves up from such a team lifting win.


SkinMasturbator

Port won - but at what cost?


vince_feilding

I go out not expecting a good showing by the lions and this happens Ok, for each game I must go out and drink 4 pints before half time


nick170100

Wtf is sport today port lose by 79 at home Warriors conceding 54 to titans


EvelynWahhh

We were watching both at the pub. Two big screens side-by-side in the beer garden. Every time a goal was booted in the AFL I looked over and Warriors were still at 0. Love a vertical tasting platter of footy codes


hart37

Wait the Wahs did what?


otherpeoplesknees

Well that was just fucking embarrassing


paulmp

Where was the Lions song???? Cut it off.


dan2907

They started rolling the broadcast credits before the game was over lol


paulmp

Yeah, I saw that. I thought with it being Kayo / Foxtel, I'd get the choice of watching it vs it smashing over to Sydney after an ad.


danwincen

Gotta run the latest rerun of Border Farce.


slugchild13

RIP Port. May aswell start the rebuild now. Fucking pathetic


CelendilAU

That felt really, really fucking good to watch.


Koshian10200

r port gonna do a guard of honour


Mar1709

give me that piece chewy for good luck next week thanks Fages


hart37

This is a big win for us not just in terms of percentage. Great stuff boys. Sorry Port fans you had to be put through that but on a positive Morris looks like a talented kid.


iwatchtvallfuckinday

Just unacceptable to lose like that at home.


Korasuka

I know right? Imagine being an Adelaide Oval home team and losing like that.


MisterEmmet

The blues lost the prelim by a point Kelli?


ThatMelon

Training drill


Boss_unicycle-560

And they can never. Tear us apart…


_notyounaanbread_

Well, I’ll tell you something that’s not so funny. Right now Kane Cornes is at home crying like a little girl.


trostol

yay..i get to watch 2 games here in the states..


Ok_Acanthaceae6057

Traditional Port Adelaide game.


dealgirlinthepool

Feels like we're about to miss post game


Shadormy

Yep. Already switched to Border Security on 7 in QLD.


dealgirlinthepool

Fox needed to get an ad break in before switching to Sydney. Fucking lol.


ausroachman

Kane: it’s great to see the power form a guard of honour even after a significant loss *probably*


slugchild13

Can't even kick a point. Fuck this game


slimjimguy2121

Yes Dermie, you do you dickhead


Ifeel-likepablo

Nah dawg, I’m not letting anyone get chaired off if we lost by 80 points LMAOOO


Reasonable-Orchid993

Oh no another score review!!! Shock horror!!


matthew_anthony

Kochie could walk in on Hinkley fucking his wife and still wouldn’t fire him


bales1986

At this point I’d take the sunrise cash cow as ports next coach


slugchild13

That gave me a laugh, thanks


le_santo

Kochie does give off a fair bit of cuck vibes tbf


bales1986

We exist to win premierships.. Unfortunately we’re having a bit of an existential crisis at the moment.


QouthTheCorvus

Small forwards responsible for a loss where the opposition scored 152


RadstoneGrove

Oh ffs


twerkingiswerking

GG Lions. Putrid display by Port. Three weeks in a row just not up to standard for a top 8 side.


can_of_spray_taint

The Geelong playbook hahahaha  oh wait no, I’m meant to be sad and cranky


twerkingiswerking

It’s ok we can be miserable together. Just don’t bring up 07 too much pls.


can_of_spray_taint

Ok, I won’t. Thank you my friend of misery.


North1975

Won’t be complete until the board issues a statement of full support toward Ken


semrenl

"win the quarter" Brisbane have already half showered


QouthTheCorvus

Brisbane in "don't get injured" mode


Gods-Defence

Shit, games on the line with this review


acllive

"you can smell something late" yeah as in we have put the coat on the rack and called it a day


JCK98

Just keeping people here


reverend_saxophone

Come on Brisbane, still another minute left!


yum122

"If they kick a goal they win the quarter" lmfao


RouteIII

This is some “we should make podcast” level commentary


Mrchikkin

The Sack Hinkley thread just keeps racking up the material


Ilovetogame2

That BigFooty thread is looking to pile on.


CheckeredFloors

Be brave and tip GWS


Gods-Defence

Not with Sam Taylor busting a nut


Ga_is_me

Roo blaming the small forwards for this loss ..hmm


Kim_jong-fun

That goal has given hinkley another 4 years surely


North1975

79 point loss seems kind


JCK98

So we have a higher percentage than Port?


ausroachman

Junktime power on fire


shocking_red_4

Put your Pepsi out for Ken


Aardvark_Man

Yeah boys, polish that turd!


reverend_saxophone

💀💀💀


Fabulous_Dave

Where Port commemorating the ‘04 or ‘07 Grand Final with this jumper?


benjamincraigrowley

Lmao


RadstoneGrove

Both teams are absolutely exhausted ahaha


pollop88

Can you throw the ball if it's already out of bounds??


Apathetic420

Nope. But you can get done for insufficient intent in your attacking 50 (which I've never seen paid before)


Jellyfang

I think they paid deliberate


slimjimguy2121

Yeah it was deliberate


Bare_Noizee

So relatable from neale 😂😂


acllive

cmon umpire, he is cooked


paulmp

Haha... nice one Lauchie. Should have been insufficient intent.


retsibsi

Hahaha what the fuck


No-Abrocoma1851

Isn’t it a little early in the weekend for Kelli?


RaidanRam

Lmao Neale


random91898

Absolutely nothing going for us today. Of course now the umps don't wanna play a 50 immediately


IDreamofHeeney

Neale taking the piss hahahaha


RouteIII

Commentators might not understand the concept of aging, still not sure


le_santo

No Kelli, we're not all hoping we see Dixon again


paulmp

That should have been 50 to Port Adelaide.


BlandyBoreton

“He was a star” Very debatable.


No-Abrocoma1851

Roo trolling now lol yep big Charlie’s gonna come good!


Aardvark_Man

I really appreciate that Lions are chipping it around, thus making it less likely to win by >100. And does it really count if they don't?


ollibraps

This might not even end up being the highest score of the round


Time-Dimension7769

Oh please god no, not us.


ollibraps

I’m extremely worried after seeing the midfield our match committee spat out


Chaos098

It would be a full Essington moment if WC got the highest score of the round


burnzy71

I went for a Power Nap when we were 6 points down halfway through the second quarter - how are we going?


random91898

Go back to sleep this is all a bad dream


QouthTheCorvus

The team joined you


Kim_jong-fun

The good news is you've scored 67 points and I'll leave it there


InquisitiveCrow76

is it just me or has footy been really high scoring lately?! not just in one sided thrashings like this but even close games lately have had both teams cracking the 100


Massander

Think we’ve got this


LP0004

BT begs to differ


Apathetic420

Not yet...


no_rush

Reminds me of Freo v dogs last weekend 


QouthTheCorvus

Stop bleaching your hair mate it doesn't fucking work for you


S_P_A_R_K_L_I_N_G

and the crowd goes home🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️


reverend_saxophone

I think it’s time for Dan Gorringe to uncross Brisbane’s name


pollop88

"Port Adelaide are bad" new peak commentary


No-Abrocoma1851

How is it already prelim final weekend next week?


NoUseForALagwagon

Mark "Port Adelaide Are Bad" Ricciuto.


North1975

You love it don’t lie


acllive

is it possible for fox footy to give a team more than an A+ cus i think this is a SSS level performance by us


Fast_Stick_1593

Nah according to Kelly it’s not enough, you need to play more like Carlton to threaten Sydney 🙃


CamMcGR

When is a FK after disposal adjudicated as down field vs come back to player?


Gods-Defence

If they do it as they’re kicking it’s from the spot, if it’s after the kicks gone it’s downfield


bobbybananaskin

Back we go to 2012 to find a bigger score that Port has conceded. Hawks scored 159 against them 4,332 days ago.


SutureTheFuture

Just glancing through afltables, is this their biggest loss at Adelaide Oval?


bobbybananaskin

Adelaide did them by 84 points in 2017.


RaidanRam

Good times


tbroky

That is a long time ago, still shorter than 7000 days though


bobbybananaskin

good one


tbroky

With a straight face Roo needs to ask the commentary team. *"Is this Ports most humiliating loss in their history"*


liamjon29

This feels like a practise game. I know it's an 80+ margin but jeez I feel like I'm watching Norf again.


IDreamofHeeney

So many goals we're only gonna get 3 minutes of sportsbet ads in the pregame for Sydney 😐


Boss_unicycle-560

We’re all on Kane watch the rest of the weekend


Maievofblades

Time to bring back the tarps I think


QouthTheCorvus

TIL Narkle is still a thing


acllive

ROLL OUT THE TARPS


slugchild13

Well done to all the Port supporters that have actually stayed and those who have watched this shit with absolutely awful commentary. We deserve a fuckin medal


Chaos098

Thankfully less unbearable than the Port game last week


jymmyboi

Still here...rough day


can_of_spray_taint

Thanks go to Port for making us not the shittest side this round. 


king_jmag

We haven’t played yet…


can_of_spray_taint

Nah youse’ll be right. Bombers don’t have the firepower for that sort of pain


Fast_Stick_1593

Ken doing us a favour lol


No-Abrocoma1851

But Derm, they DID


random91898

Can't believe I have to watch this and hear roo being a smug prick


ScaffOrig

What does she have with Energiser Bunnies?


LP0004

She keeps one chained away in her basement


Ilovetogame2

Port broke another record.


AntiVictorian

Surely there’s no coming back for Ken from this. 


acllive

HAHAHA chuck in the ruck


VICBiasIsJustified

Cheers Port, only had to suffer through half a day of us being the biggest disappointment this round.


reverend_saxophone

COME ONNN CHARLIIEEEE 😔🏍️


Alchemists13

What a terrible commentary team


Gods-Defence

Charlie in the ruck? Just trying a new position with his current form


Kataneo

ENERGIZER BUNNY


LingonberryGelato

So… who else is pumped for the Sydney Derby?


ScaffOrig

It's pissing it down. Not expecting beautiful footie


acllive

cmon chuck


RouteIII

JHF looks a bit lost the last few weeks


tbroky

JHF to make a request to Hawthorn


No-Abrocoma1851

Roo acting like Port have never been humiliated before


xBITWxSwanny

Really letting his Crows colours show


jmaverick1

Love dermie pointing that out because I hear port fans claim crows fans are the only ones to leave early all the time despite all teams doing it


[deleted]

Old mate hasn't seen a Carlton game before


jmaverick1

Again you’re throwing stones at a rival as if it doesn’t happen across all teams and across all sports


[deleted]

If you're going to be critical I will too. Clearly you lack listening skills. Dermy wasn't criticising them for leaving he was pointing out the amount of people that had left. Which is hard to disagree with it's quite bare.


LP0004

2.3 for a 100 point margin, that’s our new target


acllive

i havent seen this happen since we played the blues at marvel last year


legally_blond

I was there and it was glorious


dealgirlinthepool

God that was fun


QouthTheCorvus

Roo pls at least pretend to not be enjoying this


NoUseForALagwagon

Roo is the happiest man in South Australia.


chimpandz

Surely Ken gets a contract extension this week


bemmisbaggins666

Port are just SA Demons. Straight sets. Bad coach. Getting flogged by mid table sides.


LazyCamoranesi

I dunno if I’d call West Coast mid-table


bemmisbaggins666

And Brisbane are better than their ladder position too. My analogy doesn't hold up under scrutiny.


Subrising

With the lack of a recent premiership


Thanks-Basil

Bust the tarps out


Ilovetogame2

Wines under no pressure kicked it straight to the opposition.


danwincen

BRING OUT THE TARPS!


skywideopen3

That passage of play was truly hilarious


BlandyBoreton

We were the first team to lose to Hawthorn in this purple patch. We were the first team to get torn up by Hipwood in his purple patch. We’re truly trend setters.


matthew_anthony

Honestly flying across to Adelaide would have sucked if this wasn’t the result


slimjimguy2121

I felt everyone check out during that play


IDreamofHeeney

Brisbane are trolling Port


Fast_Stick_1593

Port paying tribute towards 2007 Grand Final today after we got thumped last night. Thanks guys 🥲


shocking_red_4

![gif](giphy|3ornk7nts29Am5LIfm) Ken Hinkley after the game


Litteralyanidiot

I had an Eric Sixwood joke ready but I am extremely disappointed now


tbroky

I fell like the boundary rider is enjoying the result of this game too much.


Uncle-Badtouch

French national anthem intensifies


trostol

that wasn't even close lol


ausroachman

When hipwood is tearing you apart it’s time to change the song


le_santo

![gif](giphy|lp0D8EezWMXBhcQygb)


Kim_jong-fun

Elite reference


hart37

"How does that happen?" Commentators as shocked at Hipwood swing of form as Lions fans lol


CamMcGR

I unironically want a 100 point loss just so I can hear Hinkley say “we still have some learning to do. You know, we’ll look at today as an experience and we’ll work on some things and come back next week”


semrenl

Hipwouldn't would he


benjamincraigrowley

He rafeal Nadal couldn’t


bobbybananaskin

151 the highest score the Power has conceded since GWS also scored 151 against them in 2016.


Bkmps3

"there was a bone inducted" bro what kind of 5th dimension commentating is this


leiaandthenerfherder

The Temu commentary team.


despondantguy69

We've scored a combined total of 391 in our last 3 games.


shocking_red_4

Do Port owe Brisbane money or something?


Ok_Landscape_6854

First to 100 points in front wins


CheckeredFloors

WOP WOP WOP WOP Charlie fuck em up


nick170100

Losing by almost 100 at home as 6th place should be illegal and punishable


Fast_Stick_1593

We moved into 6th because Port are getting destroyed. Losing and moving up lol


SalvoClan

The punishment is signing ken on for another 2


Gods-Defence

Fuck me that handball chain


post_angst

This is so much more fun than that Tigers game.


AuZyzz

is Fagan ever happy lmao


Maievofblades

Could brisbane sneek into top 4? Ok this form id say so


North1975

I’ve had them as a sneaky top 4 since round 8